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The Lord of the Manor Speaks

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I guess she's entitled to her opinion!

August 26th 2008 6:53 pm
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Today Mommy had a long talk with the tech at our v-e-t. Catsy thinks she wanted to know all about her, but she really wanted to know how I am doing! They miss me. I can tell. I can tell they are bored with those cats that just get their needles and go home like good little kitties. They miss the drill of having every single person who works there plus Mommy try to get my blood. He-he.

So Mommy updated the tech...yes, Mouse is still losing weight, yes...he is still peeing on the floor next to his litterbox for no apparent reason, yes...he is a total pill sometimes and he chases Kiki all over! But other than that, I am marvelous. I love to eat my food and play and cuddle with Mommy and Daddy on the couch. Of all of us cats, I am the biggest lovebug, after all! (I am Mommy's baby and her favorite cat. I know because she told me.)

The vet tech shook her head and told Mommy, "I don't know where you get the patience to deal with both Mouse AND Catsy!" Um, excuse me? When did I get put in the same bucket as Catsy? She really thinks Catsy and I are in the same league in terms of trying Mommy's patience? Hhhrrrrmph! NO WAY! I am way more annoying that Catsy! She better step up her game if she wants to beat me in that department!


Meowza...what a birthday!

August 17th 2008 8:26 pm
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Oh my! What a birthday I had! Mommy came home from her vacation on my birthday and found that Daddy had left for work in the morning with me still locked out on the screen porch with no food and no water and NO collar! (My collar fell off by mistake.) Boy, he sure got an earful when he got home. Sometimes I feel sorry for the dude, you know?

Once Mommy got home, I got TWO cans of Feast (not all at once) and we played games and cuddled on the couch. I did not have to worry about sharing Mommy with Kiki because Kiki was not speaking to Mommy, probably because she felt abandonded for a week with no one to protect her from my pranks. Heh-heh.

But the very best part of my birthday was seeing all the gifts and greetings from my friends. I hope you are all ok with me writing my thank yous in my diary!

Thank you ALL, for the pmails, rosettes and gifts:

Wally (I miss you, dude!), Alfie, the gorgeous Hazel Lucy of Catster Fame, Little Boy Kitty, Mr. Sam, Aldo, Tess, O'Malley and Family, Bellsnickles, Calvin, Violet, Gleek, Samoa, Sugar, Spunky and Rocky, Pooter, Milo (I miss you so much too!), Chai, Little Bit and Sugar, Queenie, Shmitty, Moo and Shmatt, Miles Montgomery, Taz, Princess Diana, Scooter, Riley, Henry, Tugger, Mabel and Family, Zack and the Texas Wild Bunch, Karma Kitty, Charlie Clarence, Punkin Pooh and Bobbi Boi, Alex, Annie and Bugsy, Boots, Piewackit, Sissy and Flower. I also want to thank my great friends in Tabbies with Tudes and Olde Furts! I love you all!

Phew! If I forgot your name, purrrrlease furgive me. It's hard to view new gifts if they are the Febreze collars because they don't appear in order, and if your name was not in the email, then it's possible we missed you, but please know I appreciate all of my friends and their thoughtfulness.

Well, Daddy will be in charge again this week while Mommy flies on a airplane to Miami for work. Wish me luck! (Daddy too!)



Meowza! I am 14!

August 14th 2008 6:00 pm
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Friday is my birthday! It is the day my family celebrates my birthday because it's the anniversary of the day I found my Mommy, or she found me in the driveway, whichever way you think it happened! That was four years ago!

My other Mommy lived down the street and did not take good care of me, so I just moved in with my Mommy and Daddy and acted like that was the way it always was. Their couch was comfy, and the food was pawsome! Mommy got permission to keep me, and then it was off to the vet for all of the care I needed that I had not gotten for many years.

All Mommy knows about me is that my old vet said my records indicated I was born in 1994, and my last visit was years before then. That makes me 14! Meowza!

Mommy is coming home from vacation in time to celebrate. I will get my favorite treat, which is Fancy Feast Trout Feast! I won't even have to share if I don't want to, and of course, I will not want to.


So You Think You Can Mouse?

July 16th 2008 8:08 pm
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Tonight my Mommy was very excited about watching her two favorite shows - So You Think You Can Dance and Project Runway were both on tonight!

But Kiki and I gave Mommy a little show of our own called, "So You Think You Can Mouse". Mommy and I saw Kiki running around like a crazy cat, and then we saw...a mouse! Mommy jumped up on the couch and started screaming. I decided to help try to catch the mouse. Daddy was helping too. Finally, Daddy got the mouse out of the house with the broom. Mommy and Daddy laughed and laughed as we cats tried to get the mouse. Do they think that is helpful?

But guess what? There is at least one more mouse in our house! Mommy saw him from the hole in our living room ceiling (long story) and we wonder how many mice are up there. Daddy set a humane trap.

I told Mommy that maybe the mouse activity in the ceiling is what has been making Catsy so weird lately. After all, the living room ceiling where the mice were is Catsy's floor!

The worst part of the night was when Mommy realized our Tivo made a mistake and did not record her dance show. Oh well. It's a good thing we cats put on our own show!


Dancing with the Mommy

May 27th 2008 6:43 pm
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Do you cats like Dancing with the Stars? Well, my mommy loves it, while Daddy and I pretend like we hate it but secretly like it. We used to sit with her on the couch and watch it. But now it's over until next time!

That does not stop Mommy from picking me up and announcing, "Dancing the mambo...Mouse the Cat, and his partner...MOMMY" while she pretends to do the mambo and I struggle to claw my way out of her arms. Sigh. I swear I have no idea why Daddy and I put up with her sometimes.


Me and my biiiiiiiiig mouth!

May 11th 2008 8:36 pm
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Boy, sometimes I wish I did not have such a big mouth!

Today, for example, I was following Mommy all over the house and meowing non-stop. Why? Partly because it's fun, and partly because I am trying to wear her down so she will give me some canned Fancy Feast!

By tonight, she was so tired of me meowing. She and Daddy went outside to tend to the grill because they were making Grandma a special steak dinner for Mother's Day.

Then Mommy heard me...still meowing! She turned around, and there I was...outside too! At first I did not even realize I was outside. I was just trying to follow Mommy. But just as she spotted me, I realized I was free, and I did not want to go back! She tackled me before I got too far, and it was back in the house for me! (Thanks, Daddy, for leaving the screen door the tinsiest bit ajar.)

Daddy said he thought Mommy tackled me very hard. I thought so too! Geesh. Then I heard Mommy tell Daddy that I would have completely gotten away with it, if only I could keep my mouth shut long enough. And they both laughed at me! I was sitting right there! They are not even polite enough to make fun of me when I am not listening.

Next time I sneak outside, I will be totally stealth. Well, I might meow a little just to let the world know I am there.


My Grandma

April 11th 2008 9:48 pm
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My Grandma Mimi is very sick and I am very worried about her. She is my Daddy's Mommy, and she lives in Florida. She came all the way to Connecticut to meet me last summer! I hope she gets all better soon. Mommy, Daddy, Catsy, Kiki and I are all purring extra hard.


I helped Mommy!

March 27th 2008 7:22 pm
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I have been throwing up quite a bit lately, and the other day I decided to help Mommy clean some puke up by using my paw to "cover" it. Only problem is I just spread it out and made it worse, and my handsome coat got wet!

But tonight Mommy held me in her arms while she blew out her birthday candles and made a wish. She can't tell anyone what her wish was, but I bet she wished I would feel better and stop peeing and puking on the floor. We blew out all the candles on the first try, so whatever she wished for will surely come true!


My life as a latchkey cat

February 24th 2008 4:11 pm
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Mommy warned us when she first went back to work that life would be different now, but I had no idea how different until recently. She has been getting home so late that it's way past supper...mine and hers! She is so ridiculously behind on the cat chores that I am too embarrassed to tell you.

I have decided that this whole thing is Daddy's fault. After all, he insisted Mommy get another job to replace the one she lost. Mommy and I were purrfectly happy with her being a stay-at-home cat mom!

Now Daddy is all like..."The cats are out of food! I am out of clean underwear! We are out of oil!" Oh yeah, Mommy accidentally paid the wrong bill, thinking it was the oil bill. So now the oil company has stop delivering oil! We are on empty! Mommy paid the bill, so we are just waiting for the oil company to decide to bring us a delivery.

If we run out of heat, I know Daddy will make me a nice fire. I would feel bad for poor Catsy though!

I sure do miss the old days!


Mouse, the Earl of Meowzer

January 29th 2008 5:40 pm
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Last night, I was sitting on the couch with Mommy and Daddy. We were watching Braveheart. Mommy was petting my head and then she turned to face Daddy and said, "Did you know that Mouse's official title is Mouse, the Earl of Meowzer? Because he is noble and because he meows all the time. He comes from a long line of Meowzers." But Daddy just made the face he makes when he thinks Mommy is being totally silly. You know what I had to say about all this? You guessed it! I said, "MEOW!"

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