the life of a forest cat

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Oh Tree, Oh Tree, Oh Tree

April 12th 2006 6:33 am
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This is a song that i wrote for my new band, Late Night with Skrot. So far we don't have any instruments, but we're sort of modern that way. People don't know this yet (cats do, however) but the music of the future is all about silent wavelengths. Like radio waves that pass unseen, unheard from one cat's head to another. That's why we have all that hair in our ears. Antennae. People don't get it, but cats do. My song goes like this:

Oh tree, oh tree, oh tree
I see you over there
On the other side of this window.
Oh tree, oh tree, oh tree.

Oh tree, oh tree, oh tree
I'm going to jump down from here
and make them let me out.
Oh tree, oh tree, oh tree.

Oh tree, oh tree, oh tree
Now I'm out and running at you
Here I come, you better not duck
Oh tree, oh tree, oh tree.

Oh tree, oh tree, oh tree
I'm climbing up your trunk
It is snowing on my tail
Oh tree, oh tree, oh tree

Oh tree, oh tree, oh tree
Now I'm stuck up here
I'll meow for a while
Oh tree, oh tree, oh tree

Oh tree, oh tree, oh tree
They'll come get me
I like fish
Oh tree, oh tree, oh tree.

yeahhhhh.

 

Dog Protest: Next Week!!

April 10th 2006 10:05 pm
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I've been out all night (again)... Even though Anders and Sanna are always trying to keep me in so that I don´t get eaten by a fox or a lynx or a wolf, I sneak out sometimes. They don't know this, but all I do is go out to the barn and sleep in the hay. They think I am out fighting dragons and trying to visit little girlie cats, but it's just not true... I'm asleep. I like to keep them in the dark, though, because then they are so happy to see me when I come home in the morning... still alive!

I had a dream last night about a big dog. It was really, really nice to me. We were like best friends and always went out for pizza and catnip. Then I woke up and realized that it was a real nightmare...! This is just another example of the subconscious DOG trying to keep the CAT down. I'm not going to stand for this anymore! Down with DOGs!!!!

I'll be having a protest against the whole DOG concept next week here in Grythyttan Sweden. If you are in the area, and are a cat, you should stop by.

Don't let the DOG keep the brotherCAT down!!!! Peace out, kitties.

Big Daddy T-ler

 

outside watching the snow melt

April 6th 2006 7:29 am
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I'm having my friend anders create a catster account for me today, mainly because i need a little contact with the outside world. it's freaking cold here in sweden, the snow is still here, and i'm bored. usually by this time of year, the snow is nearly gone and i'm hunting and going on adventures in the forest. not this year. snow everywhere. hopefully catster will wake me up a bit and distract me from this weather.

 
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