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mommie the Dr Doolittle of Upper New York

January 29th 2007 8:16 am
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A MOMENT OF PURE PLEASURE AND JOY ONLY NATURE AND GOD CAN GIVE US

Mom get up early every morning and try to get outside as early as possible to feed our feral whom,She call Bo Jangles..
He started appearing about 3 months ago , getting his breakfast from our compost pile which he shares with the birds and bunnies..
mom started setting him out his own food to help him in his trek for survival. I think he is a boy but I am not sure..but the wood in our woodpile smells like it.
One day she was walking down our hill and came to the old bus that dad has to store things in,she walked up to the back window because she thought she saw something move in it. She peered inside and there sitting on top of some of Dads gear was Bo Jangles, a beautiful tabby with a white chest an white boots on the from paws..She did not move and watched him. He did not move a muscle hoping she would not see him.. the very slowly he jumped down in slow motion and walked off in slow motion. So this is where he stays.. he lays in the sun coming through the windows and he is safe She busied herself putting in a single condo and a warm fleece bed up high near a window so he could get lots of sun and heat. Then she put some food and water dishes down for him so he would not have to come up to the woodshed to eat in bad weather. A few weeks later Dad saw where I guest was staying..Mom was afraid he would yell but he did not. He did say that feeding him near where he sleeps was not good, the smell of the food would attract his predators Mom had not thought of this.. so she started feeding him in our woodshed again and made a place he could sleep in if it was to bad to get back to the bus..
He will sit and watch me but does not allow me close. He is very wise and knows what a live trap is.. some days I watch him from my window as he eats and then cleans himself and when it is warm , roll in the dirt in the sun. Sometimes he just sits and watches our house Mom believe he remembers when he had a warm home and a family, but now he does not trust humans.
They have a ritual every morning, and I try to get outside early as he comes early to avoid being out in the day time when predators could get him. He has many natural predators here, fox, coyotes,hawks, owls, eagles,dogs etc.
As mom goes out the door she start to call kitty ,kitty, because mom have discovered he will show up almost in five minutes after she call him..she go out and give him some wet and dry food.. always some very good wet food and she gives him kitten dry food as it gives him more calories to help him stay warm .This morning she called and she called it the Dr. Doolittle affect not only did he appear but her birds all showed up and about 4 bunnies... all looking and waiting for their breakfast. The bunnies in the compost pile, the birds at the feeders and Bo Jangles at his feeding station..She can not explain the joy in her heart and soul to see this. This is what life is all about and as she turned to walk in the house, there I was looking at her through the glass in the door. Yes, this is what life is all about .Bluie

 

MY OPINON OF MY NEW SISSY AUTUMN BEAR

November 16th 2006 1:00 pm
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SHE WAS CLEARED TO BE HEALTHY SO WE MET TODAY , CLOSE UP FOR THE FIRST TIME. HERE IS MY PERSONAL OPINON .
I BACK UP, SIT ON MY HAUNCHES AND OPEN MY MOUTH AND HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, THE I GROWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, THEN I DID THE OPIETBEAR HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM,THEN I HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSED, THEN I HUMMMMMMMMMMMMSOME MORE, THEN I BACK UP AND SPIT AND HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, AND THEN MOMMY SAID I SOUNDED LIKE A LION IN THE JUNGLE AND DEEP THROATY ROAR GROWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. NOW TELL ME, DON'T YOU THINK I MADE MYSELF CLEAR.. I HAVE BEEN ALONE FOR THREE YEARS WHY WOULD I WANT A SISTER.. WHY? BUT THEY DID NOT GET THE MESSAGE. MOM SAYS YOU WILL GET TO LIKE HER. THE LITTLE BOUNCING BETTY KITTEN JUST ROLL OVER AND TRY TO PLAY .. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR UNDER THE BED I GO.. HIDING OUT BLUIE

 

HOW DARE SHE''' SHE PUT ME IN CAT JAIL

October 23rd 2006 10:36 am
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It was just like any other night.. mom and dad go to bed and I go to bed in my hammock. I was sleeping and minding my own business. I awoke quickly and thought ,where is mom she should be up. I meandered down the hall to thier room, ummmm,mew , the door is shut, I know is has got to be 6am at least, because I am running late. I usually wake them up at 5am..
So I paw, paw. mew, the door.. I do it again, Whoa, what wrong with mom.. she open the door and say,"there better be something wrong. I say, meow. and she follow me to the kitchen. Her put light on and say , you have everything you need.. What is wrong with you? Wrong, with me, What is wrong with you mom... she say , it is midnight, not morning.. ooops. so her go back to bed and I do to.. mewoooooooooooooow, I have over slept again, to their bedroom I go. mew, mew,mew, pat,pat, pat, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks, I hear, THAT BETTER NOT BE YOU BLUIE', I think, now who else would it be.. she comes out and goes down cellar. Mew, that is strange,I am up here, up she comes with my huge dogcat kennel.. now what in the world does she need that for.. we not going to the vet. She sets it in the living room and says "BBBBBBBBBBluiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" mew, I am moving fast, something not right here.. she get me and say it is now 15 minuts after midnight.. (now how could that be) she put me in with my blanky and teddy and say ,"I see you in the morning, SHE PUT ME IN THE CAT POKY.. WELL, I NEVER,,,,, BLUIE

 

SOMEDAY, PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR,SOMEDAY

October 13th 2006 3:02 pm
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when I awake and see the sun
I know that I will be my chosen one
he is so sweet and demure
OpieTbear is my love for sure
I sleep and dream all day long
Hearing OpieTbear sing our song
I check our group each and every day
just to hear what he has to say
OpieTbear,so bashful and true
we make the best pair ,lilac and blue
OpieTbear I love you toooooooooo

sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,deep breath, close my eyes and let my dreams do the rest
BLuie

 

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE,

October 12th 2006 4:37 pm
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MOMMSIE JUST HAD A SNEEEEEEEEEEEZE QUAKE , IT SHOOK THE WHOLE HOUSE AN DAD JUMPED 10 FEET AND HIT HIS HEAD ON THE CEILING, MEOW, REALLY, MOMMSIE SNEEZES SO HARD SHE BLOWS HER BRAINS OUT, TRUE,MEW, DAD SAY SO, HE SAY SHE COULD BE A WEAPON ,ONE SNEEZE AND SHE BLOW THE OTHER ARMY AWAY OR MAKE THEM HARD OF HEARING.. THIS ONE WAS A 21 ON THE SNEEZE RECTOR SCALE.. DID DAMAGE TO ALL OUR PLANTS AND OUR KNICK KNACK FELL ON THE FLOOR, SCRAPPY DIVED UNDER THE BED AND EVEN ANGEL BEAR FLEW UP TO A CLOUD UNTIL SHE CALMS DOWN. I HIDING UNDER THE COUCH, SHE IS GETTING OUT HER HANKIE, LOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKOUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS... EVEN THE MICE RAN AWAY... CRAWLING OUT, AND CREEPING UP TO MOMMY, YOU OK ,MOMMIE.. I LOVE U EVEN IF YOU ARE ACTING LIKE AN ELEPHANT BLOWING HIS TRUNK... POOOOOOOOOOOR MOMMY ,HER SICKY,, OK. I LOVE U ANYWAY....COVERING MY HEAD WITH MY PAWS.. BLUIE

 

I MADE MY MOMMY GAG TODAY? MEW, HAVE YOU EVER DONE THAT?

October 2nd 2006 4:15 pm
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I was in the back bedroom and as I walk down the hall I was chomping on something, mommy, say, Bluie what are you doing? I not know mommy, I got to get something down, she say Oh, Bluie, stop clacking your teeth, you sound like an old person with bad dentures.. well , I got a drink , to see if it would help, but I still clacking , she said, come her young lady, she looked in my eyes, up my nose, cattails, it was my teeth you heard.. she lays me on my back and pries my mouth open, she, said, I donot see anything.. wait, what is this little hair stuck on the side of your mouth. she starts to try to move it,, she picks at it a little , it would not come, then she tries to pull it, oh, my, whiskers,, something is coming out of my throat, it tickles like crazy,, keep pulling mom, I think you have it.. all of a sudden, she goes, eeuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, gag me, oh, she is gagging, what is wrong with her.. she says, how long is this thing, I don't no mom, I was trying to swallow it but it got stuck on the side of my mouth.. and teeth.. she keeps pulling and she is gagging,, Bluie ;look at his, look how long this wad of hair is, "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING OF GIRL, WELL, MOM , NOT MUCH JUST EATING THAT WAD OF HAIR IN YOUR HAND. GIVE IT BACK.. she threw it away.. spoil sport... has that ever happen to you? Bluie

 

I barfed on Dad again,,, meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

October 2nd 2006 5:58 am
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Dad and Mom going to camp and I can go to.. but I hungry. "mommy " says no food, make your sicky when you ride" Well, now, I only been sick once when dad went up an down some hills.. so I sneak down cellar, she forgot about the food down there.. now that is better. The truck is all loaded and away we go. Mommy do you see the pretty color in the trees.. they are so pretty.. but they are moving fast.. or now they are swirling, it looks like they are.. Maybe I sit on mommy lap and they stop swirling. Lick, Lick, what is on my mouth, eeuwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwi, it driping down my chin, Mommy say, Bluie are you ok.. Dad , says, she ok, mom say, just a little drool. She wipe my face, my nose starts to run, I lick it off quick, so they not see.. oh, drooling again and my tummy feels very funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny,mew,mew.. this is not good. ok, I bury my head in mommy lap,, mew, taste my breakfast, is this what humans call heart burn, tummy feels awfulllllllllllllllllllllll, look at mommy, she smile at me, I get up, tummy in my throat, where is dad, he make me feel better , hurry feet, get to dad... here I come dad, help, my tummy is in my throat, Dad say" Bluie want to help me drive",, I look at him, and oh, my, my tummy came out of my mouth and all over dad and his steering wheel,, phewwwwwwwwwwww, not smell goood.. truck stop fast.. Dad , said, I told you not to feed her, mom say I didn't. oops,sorry, food down cellar tasted good this morning, taste awful now.. mommy wash my little face off with a cool washcloth and took me outside the truck for fresh air.. we hear dad say, hey, what about me, I am the one covered with vomit and my steering wheel. Mom say just clean it up ,dear, I have to make sure our little girl is ok.. I am , mommie, thank you much, purrrrrrrrrrrrrrs, andlicks.. she said, no kissy right now Bluie,, wait til you have a drink of water.. we get back in and get to camp.. not eat again before I take a ride.. Miss Bluie

 

mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy don't you hear me?

September 29th 2006 11:29 am
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MEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW, MEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW, (TYPING AWAY , DOES NOT STOP),IS SHE HARD OF HEARING,PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUP,PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRUP, MEAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, MEAWWWWWWWWWWW, ROLLING AND TWISTING, (SHE STILL TYPING) MEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWW, (HERE SHE COME, HER GETS DOWN ON FLOOR WITH ME A PETS AND HUGS ME.. PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, (HEY, SHE IS TYPING AGAIN. WAIT 5 MIN, MEAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, MEAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, (STILL TYPING, MAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER, I CRYING.. MEAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, MEAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, HER SHE COMES, BACK WITH ME, PET ME AND HUG ME. PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR NOW I CAN SLEEP BLUIE

 

Cellar stairs attacked me,,, but I am living to tell about- it

August 23rd 2006 4:34 am
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I was playing with my mommy ,and helping he with the laundry.When she sorts it I jump in the piles and hide under the clothes.. then when her goes upstairs I chase her up and her runs and I catch her , then she chases me and down the stairs I go.
mommsie was on her way up and I had my paws moving at sst jet speed and leap up to the 5th step, I always do this so I can beat moms and catch her.
The stairs tried to swallow me for my lunch, so I missed the step and slide all the way back down cellars.. hit my little chin on the steps and landed on my butt and fell over.. I could hear momsie coming to check me, are you all ok Bluie..
I sit up and shake my head, and my eyes are rolling around in the sockets, everything was spinning like a top.. mommsie was spinning too, I shake my heard again, and lick my lippys to make sure my mouth was still there. Then I look at mommsie "what you think, it was fun" my poor Bluie, you are all ok.. I mad as a hatter now so I get my paws going and run and land on the 5th step and up I go and I runs around an around like a crazy woman... then I ran down the stairs and turned around a smacked them hard. there Bluie

 

Daddy Long Legs ,speciment for me, Bluie

August 21st 2006 7:35 am
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I loves daddy long legs, they are like a spider with long leggys but not a real spider. I spend days chases them so today I got one, and kept my big ole paw on him. I had it on one leggy.. hehehhee, he try to go but could not.. I a cat hunter ,he not get away, Then I put my big ole furry paw on him hehheheehehehe he is tickleing my footie.. stop that, silly daddy long lets.. so I peekie under my paw, I want a good lookie at him.. ummmm, does he have eyes. look like dots.. there,, ummmmmmmmlift paw just a little.. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks, he on my nosey.. my eyes are crossing.. I try to rub him off with my paw. he still stuck there, meowwwwwwwwwwww, swipe ,there I got him, crunch, crunch. not jump on my nosy again... satisfied hunter Bluie

 
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