Hmph Meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwizy

Tagged by Lady Hildalgo what a great kitty she is

here is how it works. you will need to tag five more kitties. and write five things you are thankful for

1. I am thankful for my mommy and daddy
2. I am thankful for all my catster friends
3. I am thankful for the stray kitties an doggies who find furever homes
4. I am thankful for my health and a warm home to live in
5. I am thankful to be a kitty

here are the kittys I am going to tag... Mandu, Lucie,Mocha,Elvis , Patts
this is fun Bluie

Tagged and I am going to try and play

I have been tagged and now I am going to tag 10 more kitties.. when you recieve your tag you in turn will tag 10 kitties and say something nice about each of them.. including me .
Skylar tagged me and he is a wonderful cat, he has a great group Chef Skylar open Restaurant,he is friendly and kind and has a good group of kittys.. check it out and see all the wonderf kitty homemade treat receipes or eat at his restuarant.. now for my 10 picks.
1. Adian, he is a nice kitty, he loves to have fun and he is always very nice.
2.Bob, is a gorgeous kitty,who knows so much about everything going on and he is a good game player
3. Opie is a cute kitty, always ready to help and loves to tease his sister
4. Zoey , she is a hard worker, always ready to help me with any party on Curious Kittys.. she is a good friend to all
5. PJ kitty, is alw;ays there when she is needed, even when her mom is busy she stops in for a while to help out..
6. Mina, a pretty girl for sure, one who loves other kittys, gives us good information and has fun
7. Felix our all around kitty, joins in all the time, makes time for the many groups he is in, helps out and always welcomes all new kittys.
8. Jaz another good helper. he has lots of fun and friends. he comes and chats with us often..
9. Marley is a sweet kitty, quietly helping us all out and has such good advice
10. Queen Pookey,, a great girl. a hard worker, fun loving and soon will be a Mrs Suede, congrats
So if you want to have fun join in our game of tag... your turn to tag 10 kitties, send them a paw mail and let them know.. this is fun Bluie

WHAT DID MY MOMMY DO? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS

Mommy had to many vacations"""""""""""""""""""
You will not believe what she did to me. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, her got noodles for a brain mass for sure.
Every night mommy puts up a baby gate in the hall so I not get near the bedroom door.. Why? you say.. This can be disputed but she says, unlike other kitty's , I do not yowl at the door, but if I did it would not bother her. for those who do not know "yowl" is a cat noise between a meow and a wolf howl. If you ever heard it you would not forget it... only thing worse is a caterwaul yowl, which you never want to hear.All I do is tap her toe softly with my paw, I do not use my nails but the soft part of my paw.. I am a polite kitty like that purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs. Her say I not polite, but I know she cannot stand to hear the soft noise cause she listens harder to hear it and it gets her up.. heheheheeee.. really , I think to myself.. so home came the baby gate and out in the front of the house I reside at night with all my toys and food and water and 'TRAY"
Well it was very hot last night so we went to the family room which means they move my tray in laundry room into the family room in case I needed while we all watch TV.. it was a good show. Animal Funniest Videos.. then we came upstairs to go to bed. Mom put the gate up and muttered something about you have your tray down stairs I don't need to bring the other one out.. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, I should have listen more clearly.
Cat time about 1/2 dish of dry food later, I got an urge, I ran to the dining area to get some relief.. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks , nothing there, I look under the table, meow, meow, not there either, then I race through the door and down cellar to the other tray, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks, catstastrophie, meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. where is my tray. they FORGOT TO PUT MY TRAY OUT,, I walk back up the stair and go sit by the gate.. maybe one of them will get up... I meow meow a few times, but nothing. I go to the living room, to take my mind off my expanding bladder. I try to drown my mousie in the water fountain to ease my frustration.. zzzzzzzzzzI take a little nap. something wakes me up. an uncomfortable feeling.. by now my bladder is the size of a beach ball and I think it is going to explode and I am new sensation, like a ton of bricks wants to exit my tail.. back to the baby gate, meow, meow meow... meow ... mom opens the bed room door, walks in her sleep, says, Bluie be a good girl, what is wrong, if I was a DOG, I would have jump up and licked her hands and panted to get her attentions, but I a demure little blue kitty(joke) she goes to the 'BATHROOM' of all things, and flushes the toilet.. cat whiskers and stars... that really help. she walks out looks at me, I have an begging look in my eye, she saysYOU ARE NOT THAT HUNGRY , I WILL BE UP IN A WHILE. back to bed she went.. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr what I do now. ? Lady's do not go with out a tray.. I even upchuck in my tray.. so I sit by the gate and lean on it.. mew, that took a little pressure off.. I wait, wait, as the kitty minutes tick off. just wait till she gets up, I will make her day interesting.. mew, I will meow a lot so her think something wrong and it not. I will knock over a glass of water, I will wrap around her ankle and clamp on with my teethy.. I will zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz what someone moving.? Mommy,, hurry mommy, by now my bladder feels like a giant air balloon that could take off at any moment and my tail area feels like it had a iron block ready to drop out and crush my food.. hurry, mew, mew.. mommy unlocks the gate and opens it, and I am off like a flash in a pan, my four paws barely touch the floor.. in the closet I go and jump in my tray,,prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrs, purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs. whew that was a relief.. Ok mommy HERE I COME. KITTY GET EVEN WITH HER MOMMY ON THE WAY . As I walk out to her, I here here say, oh, my, I forgot to bring your tray out of the family room.my poor girlie..SHE DOES NOT KNOW THE HALF OF IT, KITTY HELL DAY ABOUT TO START... Miss Bluie





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I showed them I did , I did

c;;c; Well I was hiding under the bed about a half an hour before the time for my vet appt. It only takes mom 5 min to get there. :?:?:?I heard her mumbling , Bluie come out here , I am not going under the bed after you... :-Oshe not to bright, not coming out.. so I listen and I hear her take my carrier out doors and the door shut. mew, where her go, her not come back, then I here her moving her garden tools around ,::ohow dare she, she cannot work in the garden with out me. I race to the door, meowwwwwwwwwww, meowwwwwwwwwwww, hey, you for got me , I help garden remember.."The door open and she pick me up and hug me close.. ;);)then I think her wink,, well now that is ambushing me, for sure.. ::ocan I have her arrested.. she put me in the car and I howl, meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, meowwwwwwwwwwww, she say, now be quiet, you ok.. I thumb on the carrier door. hmph not open.. we stop and her come and gets me and the carrier out and in to the vet we go.. I meowing all the way in.. we get in there and she set me down and next to me is another kitty in her carrier.. I stare at her, then meow at her, finally she go to the back of her carrier.. now that is better cause I am boss, I am alpha.. get your little bum in the back of your carrier.. I never take my eyes off the exam room. they call for the other kitty and in she goes.. I watching and listening.. all of a sudden I hear the most PITIFUL MEOWWW I EVER HEARD AND HER DO OVER AND OVER AGAIN.. my eyes got bigger than saucer, I look at mom, oh, on, mom, take me home.. out come tech Bluie room three. I race to the back of my carrier and the kitty is still HOWLING. HER SOUND LIKE A COUGAR CAT... mommy sit me on the floor and Dr K came in.. her say they were drawing blood from the other kitty, (whisper-I think they are draining her dry) we will shut the door so Bluie not hear it so well. HEAR IT, ;I CAN HEAR HER WITH ALL THE DOOR SHUTS.. Dr. K , lets have a look, mom puts me on the table.. I nice at first, her look at the spot and then they check me all over to make sure I not have buggies.. (really a lady not have bugs) then mom say something about a clip and my back toenails...OK THAT DOES IT, WE ARE ALL DONE. I LAY MY EARS BACK AND START TO GROWL..mommie say now Bluie be nice.. YOU BE NICE ,YOU THINK I STUPID, NOT SHAVING MY BUM , NO WAY,, AND I USE THOSE BACK TOENAILS FOR CLIMBING.. THEY STAY AND MY FUR.. Dr.K say I have allergies.. my records show every time since I first came I have problems in Sept and Oct.. so I have to take predizone every day for a week and then every other day for a few days. along with the cream.. she say it is healing. but I dig it open again.. she say I need not scratch or her put a cone on my head.I NOT A CONE HEAD... then she call Kelly the tech, bring me in a big towel and the clippers.. I need your help.. I start to back up and lay my ears back.. mom stops me and says now be good. She come in with the towel and I lay my ears back and start to growl LOUDLY. mommy turns me around with my back to them and next thing I know I am wrapped like a mummy in a red towel with just my "you know what sticking out.. I let out a HOWLLLLLLLLLLL, first they clip my back toenails.. and then , my brain went into over drive, they pick my tail up over my back. I shifted gears into reverse and tried to back out of the towel.. not work. then I shifted gears in to rotate and roll over.. nope.. that ole Dr. K had a good hold on me, the I started to shake my head like a rabid dog, Dr K said run her head , Pat, well moms start to rub my head through the towel and I sat still then , I head the hum of the shaver monster start, up went my tail again and off went my fur.. they finally let me up and took off the towel... I sat there with my eyes rolling around in my head. my now I must have made at least a thousand stress crystals.. I lay my ears back and glared at them.. they just kept on talking about not using cortisone only as a last resort as not good for "heavy"cats can bring on Diabetes.. so we try predizone for now... I laid my ears tight to my head and waited. Dr K move her hand to have one more look at my spot and SMACK FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET I SMACK HER A GOOD ONE ON HER HAND.. SHE THOUGHT A BEE BIT HER, I JUST SAT BACK AND SMILED.. mommie say bad girlie.. that not nice. Dr K say she is just being a cat, mommy say no more like a brat... I showed them..





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Could she? no she wouldn't!!!!!!!!!!but she might? run for- the hills..

:-O:-O:-Odad brought my carrier up stairs this morning, :-k:-k:-kdo you think? could she ? no, she wouldn't ::obut I do have a itchy bare spot on my shoulder and it is getting bigger""""""""""and she talked on the phone yesterday with Dr K********************* :-O:-O:-Ook, very quietly now, keep body low to the ground, crawl like a GI man going under a barb wire fence, slow now slow.. :h::h::h:Mommie looking at me ,, do not move, paws. do not move:-O:-O Miss Blue, what are you doing? You look like a kitty rug,I smile at her:D:D:Dnothing mommy.
she go back to typing and I make it under the bed=;=;they I hear the old crones voice "I know where you are" I can get you:-h:-h:-h:-h:-h
Balderdash, foiled again.. Bluiekins

Mousie Slayer, Bluie has been dubbed..

Bluie , here, what an excited weekend.. mom and dad went to the river as usual, even with the report of lots of rain.. so here I am again by myself.
Well , now there is only so much a cat can do by themselves , except, EXPLORE. which I think I was checked every nook and cranny out this summer. For the past month I have been trying to find a source of a noise that is really grating on my cat nerves, or yes we have them... mine really show up if mom gets the brush out.. hmph. anyway back to the noise..
It sounds like little feety running here and there in moms laundry room.. I race down cause I am hearing it again..
When I get to the bottom step I tippy toe, one paw at a time. The noise of little feety have now gone to dads work bench and I can hear it chewing on something,This makes my hair and cotton fur stand on end.. I take point like a doggie.. I not move a muscle and point my copper eyes in the direction of the work bench. With out moving a hair I move my head into position to get a good look. I am a statue by this time, not even breathing that you can notice..I adjust my telescopic eyes and orbit my eyeballs around in search of the noise.. as I focus in I SEE IT, it is HUGEMONGUS FOR SURE, a real cat killer if it could get me or mom and dad. It had round ears on it head, huge's brown eyes, teeth as big as a alligator, a skiing long tail, brown and it was TOUCHING MY DADDYS TOOLS..
My heart pounding, I knew I had to put on end to this gigantic creature of the night.. I must save my humans housie.. with my eyeballs still focus on the critter, I begin to move slowly towards it.. my paws started to sweat , it was huge and I would have to jump on its back to kill it.. I move one paw at a time, stopping each time so it not notice me , I look like our floor .. as I get closer , I can smell him.. oh no, my nose might twitch.. I try not to smell..but my nose, twitchy, oh, no, KAAAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOO, huge sneeze.. critter springs in the air like a coil spring and lands on the floor.. Cats whiskers.. it stays still and does not move. but I know he alive, he huge ribs are moving so I continue my approach... he sneaks back up on the tool bench.. I creep over and get on dads chair and watch this stupid hugemongus think snorting all over my daddy's tool. I gather up all my courage and spring in the air and land on top of him.. now what I do. if I move he get away and then he eat me.. carefully I squiggle back and see his bum and tail.I take his tail in my mouth and jump with him to the floor, He squealing and wiggles.. hard to keep hold of him.. (ps if mom knew I had a mouise in my mouth, she would have a fit) I put him on the floor and place my paw on him. ok, now I have someone to play with.. well, he not very cooperative , he keeps trying to get away.. off he goes, smack, On his tail again , I picks him up and carry him around.. not a friendly critter, well, he tries to rung so I bite him and shake him.. now maybe her play,, hmph, grrrrrrrrrrrrr, meow, I slap him he not moving.. I think he is in mousie heaven,, I walk off so proud. I slew me a huge huge mousie,,
Mommy and Daddy come home and I so cited, they followed me.. Daddy pet my head, said what a good girl.. you caught a little field mouise.. "What you mean little, he huge, yes he is.. Daddy put in on a shovel and took him out. One thing I learn the last time I got a mouse is do not try to eat it or my Mother has a seizure and washes my mouthie out and takes it away..
So then later that night, a kitty fairy god mommy dubbed me Azruine(Bluie ) the mousie slayer,, hard work time for a cat nap zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Bluie






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BBBAATTHHYYYY TIMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks

hiding under the big bed, shhhhhhhhhhh, heart pounding loudly, mew, grrrrrr, quiet heart she hear you. Bluieeeeeeeeeeee, Bluieeeeeeee, where is mommsie little girl(big girl).. this what happen, her was doing my fur yesterday and she found a bare spot with a teeny weensy dig mark on it, well, meow, her erupted like MT Etna , the volcano, and her mouth open and roared loudly, spewing lava, spray all over the place.. BLUIE, WHAT HAPPEN , MY POOR LITTLE GIRLIE,, WHERE DID THE HAIR GO IN THAT SPOT..,, well, you would have thought her elevator broke loose and dropped to the bot tem.. all it was , was a spot that was itchy and I itched it.. cat whiskers.. what is a girl to do.. she went right to the phone and called Dr Kibbic, her mouth was running faster than a rabbit being chased by a fox.. oh, really, she told mom that due to the heat and humid that she had seen lots of cat with eczema(can't spell it) to try putting cortisone on it for a while and see what happens.. she hangs the phone up and gives me the look.. I look back, 'WHAT' she puts cream on my shoulder and says, looks like a bath for you tomorrow.. that what she thinks and that is why this morning I am under the bed . I hear her get out towels, smell the shampoo and rinse. she takes blow dryer to living room and towels. She put towels by kitchen double sinks and a wash cloth... open shampoo up and rinse.. then ;I hear the water running... then , oh, no, the foot steps. they are coming this way... Bluieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, Bluieeeeeeeeeeee, come out , come out where ever you are, "Not think so mommy" nope, No, nada, nil. no way Jose".. she peeks under the bed and I crawl back farther, this woman has to be little, just my luck, the ole lady, 61 crawls under the bed and pulls me out and hugs me close and to the kitchen we go.. my copper eyes are bulging out now and in the water I go. I let out a howl like a mountain lion and glare at her. she just keeps humming and says Bluie just relax.. you will like this. "NOT," Will to, "NOT" she a bossy ole bag.. the she puts on the soapy stuff and rubs it all over me cept my face.. oooooooooooooooh that does feel good, ?rub over that way just a little, to the right, down a little. mewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwpurrrrrrrrrrrs.. ok not bad.. now she gets the washy cloth, and wash my face and ears with it. and then "HEY NOT THERE, THAT IS PRIVATE,' they her picks up this thingy that sprays water and rinses me all off. MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I howl again.. just cause I wanted to. I think I done, nope, now the cream rinse, cause Ihave puffy hair and it can get all knotted.. on go the creamy stuff and she rubs me again, OH YES, OVER THERE, NO OVER HERE.. MEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, then rinse off and towel dry. l'HEY, NOT SO HARD , I HAVE SKIN YOU KNOW,, HEY, I WILL HAVE MORE THAN ONE SMALL BARE SPOT IF YOU KEEP THAT UP.. FINALLY AFTER HER RUB ME DOWN TO NOTHING, HER PUTS ME IN THE HAMMOCK. Then she picks up this white thingy that looks like a gun and turns it on and out comes this gust or gale of hot air,, grrrrrrrrrrrr, get back woman.. now Bluie , we have to dry and brush you.. so she blows my hair all over the place brushing and cutting and brushing,,, drying finally she looks at me and says there , go... I sneak up on all four, and very carefully put my little feet in front on each other, and then jump for my life and off I go. I in the sun now and she better stay away Bluie the wet and the furious





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Mommsie wallpapered me.. I was a blue light house kitty cat,- her not funny

Mommy was tearing off the old wall paper border, it was light houses. and putting up new, a lighter color of the shore line, houses and light houses. She just keep dropping it on the floor . I kept looking at it and I just wanted to peek at it and smell it.. So I tippy toe veeeerrrry carefullllllly over to it and took a sniff.. cats and dogs. it stuck to my nosy,, I spun in a circle and then sat and try to wipe it off my nose with my paw, well I pick my paw up and some was stuck to my paw and as I stood up some was stuck to my bum.. I turn and turned and turned. How will I get this off.. ??? Help... growllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll, growlllllllllllllllllllllllllll, so I lay on the floor to see if I could rabbit kick it off. and it not work mewmew.. so I stand up and now it is stuck to my back.. I is covered with light house.. meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, helppppppppppppppppppppppp I give a big cat yowllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll, mommsie say Bluie you ole girl what have you done. first I not an ole girlllllllllllllllllllll and your wall paper has attacked me.. helppppppppppppppppppp.. mommsie starts to laugh, and laugh, well, this is just not funny. She pick me up and starts to peel off the wall paper. ouch, ouch, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks. you pulling my fur, I bite you, you stop. now for the one on the back. meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww is there any fur left.. she put me down. I glare at the paper and walk away..

Kitty litter is what that ole paper will be , yes, it will growlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.. stare at it so it not get me again.. staring, staring, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Bluie

Looking for loving couple who stay HOME.....

First mommsie and dad went to the river for Thursday ,Friday,SAt and Sunday, then mom went away on Monday to her daughters to watch the human fire crackers and thier rat terrier doggie for three nights and four days.. meowwwwwwwwwwwizy, her left me at home with daddy.. what if he not know how to feed me.. I could starve to death.. what if he not put ice cubes in my water and they have to be tuna flavored, and oh yes, my wet food has to be heated for 9 seconds so I not get it cold.. oh, dear, what will I do.. I hope he knows no poo stays in my tray, ever, he have to come home from work and get it out of there... I could have a fainting spell if one is left in there. I am a delicate lady , you know.
Also I need to be picked up once or twice a day.. and he has to play tag with me like mommy does.. With my luck, I will have to take care of him. but purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs he does know how to give me treats.. that mommy better get home soon...

Hot Hot Hot and Humid

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, open one eye, snort air. mew still very hot, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, snort, snore.. tries again. lifts up head and looks out window, birds look like feathers had a perm. so hot and humid they standing in bird baths.. lay head back down, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, snoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, snort, mew, what is that,, feels like a cool wind. opens one eye. mom turn a chine on that blows cool air.. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs, feels good, lifts head, forget going to stay hot.. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, ice cubes in my water please.. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Ho Hum Ho Hum, Fiddle Dee Fiddle Dum,

I am as bored as can be.. I would write in my diary but the silly diary contest picker never reads me.. must be her thinks I a snobby cat.. hah to her. I can write.. I think I can.. well, maybe I can.
I am a humming to myself.. but I cannot hum, maybe I can, no I cannot.
Ok, I will try purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring, purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring, purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring that I can do..
Well, now, what can a cat do when she is bored.. hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmming,, thats looks interesting, moving each paw very slowly she tippy toes. (as well as a 14lb kitty can tippy toe) towards the window.. she crouches down low.. and watches.. purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs, purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs, mommsie new things she calls a curtain is blowing in and out, in and out. in and out. These are one of her golden rule no no's. never touch a curtain Bluie, No No.
hmph but I am bored.. in and out , in and out, just one little touch. that is all. they are so nice and sheer and pretty and they are blowing in and out, in and out.. I raise my paw very carefully, just a little touch.. swat, oh, my , dear, sweet Aunty Patts where are you. I am in big trouble.. Bluie is in a panic, for some reason her paw can not get out of the curtain.. what will I do. She tries to pull it out, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks... that not work, now she is really tied up in it, a string came loose and her one and only sharp toenail has got caught.
she looks the problem over, she tries sitting on the curtain but that not work cause she sit on her paw. She tried to bite the curtain and pull it off.
Oh my cats meow, that made it worse.. now there are lots of holes in it.. What will I do. ? So she gives a big pull and wham the whole thing came down on top of here. Both curtains and the rod.. she heres Bluie what have you done.. Bluie hurrys to lay flat and look like her was hurt. Mom feel sorry for me maybe... Mommsy standing over me. Miss Blue what did you do. Mew, mew,,,, mew... her lifts her head and drops it on the floor and rolls her eyes..
Mommsy untangle her and would you believe my toenail still stuck in that monster of a curtain.. mom hugged me and said could thing I in a good mood.. well, that is what happens when a cat is bored Miss Azurien (Bluie)

Ho Hum Ho Hum, Fiddle Dee Fiddle Dum,

I am as bored as can be.. I would write in my diary but the silly diary contest picker never reads me.. must be her thinks I a snobby cat.. hah to her. I can write.. I think I can.. well, maybe I can.
I am a humming to myself.. but I cannot hum, maybe I can, no I cannot.
Ok, I will try purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring, purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring, purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring that I can do..
Well, now, what can a cat do when she is bored.. hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmming,, thats looks interesting, moving each paw very slowly she tippy toes. (as well as a 14lb kitty can tippy toe) towards the window.. she crouches down low.. and watches.. purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs, purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs, mommsie new things she calls a curtain is blowing in and out, in and out. in and out. These are one of her golden rule no no's. never touch a curtain Bluie, No No.
hmph but I am bored.. in and out , in and out, just one little touch. that is all. they are so nice and sheer and pretty and they are blowing in and out, in and out.. I raise my paw very carefully, just a little touch.. swat, oh, my , dear, sweet Aunty Patts where are you. I am in big trouble.. Bluie is in a panic, for some reason her paw can not get out of the curtain.. what will I do. She tries to pull it out, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks... that not work, now she is really tied up in it, a string came loose and her one and only sharp toenail has got caught.
she looks the problem over, she tries sitting on the curtain but that not work cause she sit on her paw. She tried to bite the curtain and pull it off.
Oh my cats meow, that made it worse.. now there are lots of holes in it.. What will I do. ? So she gives a big pull and wham the whole thing came down on top of here. Both curtains and the rod.. she heres Bluie what have you done.. Bluie hurrys to lay flat and look like her was hurt. Mom feel sorry for me maybe... Mommsy standing over me. Miss Blue what did you do. Mew, mew,,,, mew... her lifts her head and drops it on the floor and rolls her eyes..
Mommsy untangle her and would you believe my toenail still stuck in that monster of a curtain.. mom hugged me and said could thing I in a good mood.. well, that is what happens when a cat is bored Miss Azurien (Bluie)

mommsie got a lion cut eeeeeeeeeeeouuuuuuuuwwwwwwwwwww

mommsie went in her car and when her left she had lots of hair, Dad and I like it that way.. ]
I was catnapping in my hammock when her came home.. as soon as she entered the house, I smell something different.. I hear her say, "Where are you Bluie" I was sniffing and snorting and sniffing and snorting. What is that smell.. stinky, phewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. mommsie come walking in the living room and I had me a cat attack,, right there in my hammock. I buried my nose in my paw.. mommy is the one who stinky.. cats whiskers and tails.. so I take a teeny peek at her. my fluffy blue hair stood on end, my eyes dilated like the full moon. WHAT DID SHE DO.. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS... I hide my head again.. her say BLUE, I not look , nope, I not.. I peek again, her hair is gone , just a little puffy hair on top and around her face and it is curly. Where is her straight hair? She went to pet my head and I made a dash under her bed.. no way, Jose, am I coming out.. KNOWING THIS WOMAN , I WILL BE NEXT.. BLUE HIDING UNDER THE BED... MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIZY

2nd day on the Berring Sea , trapping Alaskan Crabs ouch

barf, barf, meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwizy, who said crab fishing was fun.. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, how can I get off this ship.. Opie pops up out of the crab well, Bluie jumps back in shock.. he sneaked aboard to be with his sweetheart and take her home.
Soon they are both green instead of Blue,,, to much fish bait for lunch, what that is for the crabs now they let us know
They both hope to finad a cb radio and call for the coast guard to pick them up.. leave the crab catching to the humans.. hack hack, eyes water and roll around in her head.. she thinks she is seeing stars, nope it is Opies eyes.. they are rolling to.
more tomorrow.. Bluie the sea sick green kitty

Bluie Alaskan Crab Fisher Cat on the Deadly Berring Sea

My heart is broken in two. sob sob, I eloped with OpieThunderbear and my Daddy null and voided it. He said I was to young. Opie got all upset so Dad say ,if you ask for her paw maybe I will allow it. Cats Meow now Opie not say a word and mom put my vidios on and he not look at them. GRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr men.. I show them.. I got to the Deadiest Job , I go to Alaska and be a Crab Fishing Cat Girl. yes I will. I show Daddy and OpieTbear.
I jumped a plane to Alaska and am heading for the docks.. HOpe I get Sigs boat, he trained me well.. she runs down and gets to be on Captain Sigs boat.. she is the green horn. thenewbie,, but anything better than a broken heart.. sob, sob, sob,...
The boat heads out to sea, the waves are huge, so big they wash over the boat, Bluie ties a safty line to her waist and starts baiting the traps.. not a bad job for a cat since she likes the bait.. yummy, for the tummy, two hours later, she not think yummy for the tummy as she barfs itall up. her is not Blue anymore but Green.. about that time a sea gull comes down and tries to take her up in the air,, she moves just in time.. finally all the traps are done an she gets to cat nap.. she dreams of OpieTbear,, mew,mew.. I so sad.. I stay her forever on the ocean.. Bluiekins

mew, mew, mew, meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, mew,mew...- purrrrrrrrrity

the sun is shining and I am a happy cat,, meow, meow. purrrrrrrrrrrity , do..
Guess I take a bathy... mew,,,, lick ,lick ,my paws,, bite in beween my toeseys... uggggggggggg,pullllllllllllllllllll, get that sticker off my paw.. okeydokie.. mew, mew, purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs,purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs, now for my tummy, licking ,licking,, hmph,, when did it get that big.. must have gas. I not that fat.. mew, meow. purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs ,now to do my tail and you know where.. sit up a little and go to lick. meowwwwwwwwwww, I fall over backward,, grrrrrrrrrrrrr, what happen.. I roll like a ball... must be the rug is slippery,, I try again. I start to lick my leg, and ugg, can't reach it,, push, push, with the hind legs. all most there. splat on fall over again, I stretch out so the human think I did it on purpose.. mew, got to be a way to get my back end.. I try sitting half up. and leaning over, oooops roll to the left.. I thinks my mommy laughing at me, I give her the cat look of death.. her still lauging well I am going to wash my bum... one way or another.. so I curl up on my side, pull myself in, put my paw over my hind leg and my other paw over my head, hold it down. and got it.. lick lick fast. and over I go.. now that is excersie.. mewmew... Miss Azurine, I not fat. I not.

mommie the Dr Doolittle of Upper New York

A MOMENT OF PURE PLEASURE AND JOY ONLY NATURE AND GOD CAN GIVE US

Mom get up early every morning and try to get outside as early as possible to feed our feral whom,She call Bo Jangles..
He started appearing about 3 months ago , getting his breakfast from our compost pile which he shares with the birds and bunnies..
mom started setting him out his own food to help him in his trek for survival. I think he is a boy but I am not sure..but the wood in our woodpile smells like it.
One day she was walking down our hill and came to the old bus that dad has to store things in,she walked up to the back window because she thought she saw something move in it. She peered inside and there sitting on top of some of Dads gear was Bo Jangles, a beautiful tabby with a white chest an white boots on the from paws..She did not move and watched him. He did not move a muscle hoping she would not see him.. the very slowly he jumped down in slow motion and walked off in slow motion. So this is where he stays.. he lays in the sun coming through the windows and he is safe She busied herself putting in a single condo and a warm fleece bed up high near a window so he could get lots of sun and heat. Then she put some food and water dishes down for him so he would not have to come up to the woodshed to eat in bad weather. A few weeks later Dad saw where I guest was staying..Mom was afraid he would yell but he did not. He did say that feeding him near where he sleeps was not good, the smell of the food would attract his predators Mom had not thought of this.. so she started feeding him in our woodshed again and made a place he could sleep in if it was to bad to get back to the bus..
He will sit and watch me but does not allow me close. He is very wise and knows what a live trap is.. some days I watch him from my window as he eats and then cleans himself and when it is warm , roll in the dirt in the sun. Sometimes he just sits and watches our house Mom believe he remembers when he had a warm home and a family, but now he does not trust humans.
They have a ritual every morning, and I try to get outside early as he comes early to avoid being out in the day time when predators could get him. He has many natural predators here, fox, coyotes,hawks, owls, eagles,dogs etc.
As mom goes out the door she start to call kitty ,kitty, because mom have discovered he will show up almost in five minutes after she call him..she go out and give him some wet and dry food.. always some very good wet food and she gives him kitten dry food as it gives him more calories to help him stay warm .This morning she called and she called it the Dr. Doolittle affect not only did he appear but her birds all showed up and about 4 bunnies... all looking and waiting for their breakfast. The bunnies in the compost pile, the birds at the feeders and Bo Jangles at his feeding station..She can not explain the joy in her heart and soul to see this. This is what life is all about and as she turned to walk in the house, there I was looking at her through the glass in the door. Yes, this is what life is all about .Bluie

MY OPINON OF MY NEW SISSY AUTUMN BEAR

SHE WAS CLEARED TO BE HEALTHY SO WE MET TODAY , CLOSE UP FOR THE FIRST TIME. HERE IS MY PERSONAL OPINON .
I BACK UP, SIT ON MY HAUNCHES AND OPEN MY MOUTH AND HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, THE I GROWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, THEN I DID THE OPIETBEAR HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM,THEN I HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSED, THEN I HUMMMMMMMMMMMMSOME MORE, THEN I BACK UP AND SPIT AND HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, AND THEN MOMMY SAID I SOUNDED LIKE A LION IN THE JUNGLE AND DEEP THROATY ROAR GROWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. NOW TELL ME, DON'T YOU THINK I MADE MYSELF CLEAR.. I HAVE BEEN ALONE FOR THREE YEARS WHY WOULD I WANT A SISTER.. WHY? BUT THEY DID NOT GET THE MESSAGE. MOM SAYS YOU WILL GET TO LIKE HER. THE LITTLE BOUNCING BETTY KITTEN JUST ROLL OVER AND TRY TO PLAY .. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR UNDER THE BED I GO.. HIDING OUT BLUIE

HOW DARE SHE''' SHE PUT ME IN CAT JAIL

It was just like any other night.. mom and dad go to bed and I go to bed in my hammock. I was sleeping and minding my own business. I awoke quickly and thought ,where is mom she should be up. I meandered down the hall to thier room, ummmm,mew , the door is shut, I know is has got to be 6am at least, because I am running late. I usually wake them up at 5am..
So I paw, paw. mew, the door.. I do it again, Whoa, what wrong with mom.. she open the door and say,"there better be something wrong. I say, meow. and she follow me to the kitchen. Her put light on and say , you have everything you need.. What is wrong with you? Wrong, with me, What is wrong with you mom... she say , it is midnight, not morning.. ooops. so her go back to bed and I do to.. mewoooooooooooooow, I have over slept again, to their bedroom I go. mew, mew,mew, pat,pat, pat, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks, I hear, THAT BETTER NOT BE YOU BLUIE', I think, now who else would it be.. she comes out and goes down cellar. Mew, that is strange,I am up here, up she comes with my huge dogcat kennel.. now what in the world does she need that for.. we not going to the vet. She sets it in the living room and says "BBBBBBBBBBluiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" mew, I am moving fast, something not right here.. she get me and say it is now 15 minuts after midnight.. (now how could that be) she put me in with my blanky and teddy and say ,"I see you in the morning, SHE PUT ME IN THE CAT POKY.. WELL, I NEVER,,,,, BLUIE

SOMEDAY, PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR,SOMEDAY

when I awake and see the sun
I know that I will be my chosen one
he is so sweet and demure
OpieTbear is my love for sure
I sleep and dream all day long
Hearing OpieTbear sing our song
I check our group each and every day
just to hear what he has to say
OpieTbear,so bashful and true
we make the best pair ,lilac and blue
OpieTbear I love you toooooooooo

sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,deep breath, close my eyes and let my dreams do the rest
BLuie

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE,

MOMMSIE JUST HAD A SNEEEEEEEEEEEZE QUAKE , IT SHOOK THE WHOLE HOUSE AN DAD JUMPED 10 FEET AND HIT HIS HEAD ON THE CEILING, MEOW, REALLY, MOMMSIE SNEEZES SO HARD SHE BLOWS HER BRAINS OUT, TRUE,MEW, DAD SAY SO, HE SAY SHE COULD BE A WEAPON ,ONE SNEEZE AND SHE BLOW THE OTHER ARMY AWAY OR MAKE THEM HARD OF HEARING.. THIS ONE WAS A 21 ON THE SNEEZE RECTOR SCALE.. DID DAMAGE TO ALL OUR PLANTS AND OUR KNICK KNACK FELL ON THE FLOOR, SCRAPPY DIVED UNDER THE BED AND EVEN ANGEL BEAR FLEW UP TO A CLOUD UNTIL SHE CALMS DOWN. I HIDING UNDER THE COUCH, SHE IS GETTING OUT HER HANKIE, LOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKOUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS... EVEN THE MICE RAN AWAY... CRAWLING OUT, AND CREEPING UP TO MOMMY, YOU OK ,MOMMIE.. I LOVE U EVEN IF YOU ARE ACTING LIKE AN ELEPHANT BLOWING HIS TRUNK... POOOOOOOOOOOR MOMMY ,HER SICKY,, OK. I LOVE U ANYWAY....COVERING MY HEAD WITH MY PAWS.. BLUIE

I MADE MY MOMMY GAG TODAY? MEW, HAVE YOU EVER DONE THAT?

I was in the back bedroom and as I walk down the hall I was chomping on something, mommy, say, Bluie what are you doing? I not know mommy, I got to get something down, she say Oh, Bluie, stop clacking your teeth, you sound like an old person with bad dentures.. well , I got a drink , to see if it would help, but I still clacking , she said, come her young lady, she looked in my eyes, up my nose, cattails, it was my teeth you heard.. she lays me on my back and pries my mouth open, she, said, I donot see anything.. wait, what is this little hair stuck on the side of your mouth. she starts to try to move it,, she picks at it a little , it would not come, then she tries to pull it, oh, my, whiskers,, something is coming out of my throat, it tickles like crazy,, keep pulling mom, I think you have it.. all of a sudden, she goes, eeuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, gag me, oh, she is gagging, what is wrong with her.. she says, how long is this thing, I don't no mom, I was trying to swallow it but it got stuck on the side of my mouth.. and teeth.. she keeps pulling and she is gagging,, Bluie ;look at his, look how long this wad of hair is, "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING OF GIRL, WELL, MOM , NOT MUCH JUST EATING THAT WAD OF HAIR IN YOUR HAND. GIVE IT BACK.. she threw it away.. spoil sport... has that ever happen to you? Bluie

I barfed on Dad again,,, meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Dad and Mom going to camp and I can go to.. but I hungry. "mommy " says no food, make your sicky when you ride" Well, now, I only been sick once when dad went up an down some hills.. so I sneak down cellar, she forgot about the food down there.. now that is better. The truck is all loaded and away we go. Mommy do you see the pretty color in the trees.. they are so pretty.. but they are moving fast.. or now they are swirling, it looks like they are.. Maybe I sit on mommy lap and they stop swirling. Lick, Lick, what is on my mouth, eeuwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwi, it driping down my chin, Mommy say, Bluie are you ok.. Dad , says, she ok, mom say, just a little drool. She wipe my face, my nose starts to run, I lick it off quick, so they not see.. oh, drooling again and my tummy feels very funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny,mew,mew.. this is not good. ok, I bury my head in mommy lap,, mew, taste my breakfast, is this what humans call heart burn, tummy feels awfulllllllllllllllllllllll, look at mommy, she smile at me, I get up, tummy in my throat, where is dad, he make me feel better , hurry feet, get to dad... here I come dad, help, my tummy is in my throat, Dad say" Bluie want to help me drive",, I look at him, and oh, my, my tummy came out of my mouth and all over dad and his steering wheel,, phewwwwwwwwwwww, not smell goood.. truck stop fast.. Dad , said, I told you not to feed her, mom say I didn't. oops,sorry, food down cellar tasted good this morning, taste awful now.. mommy wash my little face off with a cool washcloth and took me outside the truck for fresh air.. we hear dad say, hey, what about me, I am the one covered with vomit and my steering wheel. Mom say just clean it up ,dear, I have to make sure our little girl is ok.. I am , mommie, thank you much, purrrrrrrrrrrrrrs, andlicks.. she said, no kissy right now Bluie,, wait til you have a drink of water.. we get back in and get to camp.. not eat again before I take a ride.. Miss Bluie

mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy don't you hear me?

MEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW, MEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW, (TYPING AWAY , DOES NOT STOP),IS SHE HARD OF HEARING,PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUP,PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRUP, MEAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, MEAWWWWWWWWWWW, ROLLING AND TWISTING, (SHE STILL TYPING) MEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWW, (HERE SHE COME, HER GETS DOWN ON FLOOR WITH ME A PETS AND HUGS ME.. PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, (HEY, SHE IS TYPING AGAIN. WAIT 5 MIN, MEAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, MEAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, (STILL TYPING, MAN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER, I CRYING.. MEAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, MEAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, HER SHE COMES, BACK WITH ME, PET ME AND HUG ME. PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR NOW I CAN SLEEP BLUIE

Cellar stairs attacked me,,, but I am living to tell about- it

I was playing with my mommy ,and helping he with the laundry.When she sorts it I jump in the piles and hide under the clothes.. then when her goes upstairs I chase her up and her runs and I catch her , then she chases me and down the stairs I go.
mommsie was on her way up and I had my paws moving at sst jet speed and leap up to the 5th step, I always do this so I can beat moms and catch her.
The stairs tried to swallow me for my lunch, so I missed the step and slide all the way back down cellars.. hit my little chin on the steps and landed on my butt and fell over.. I could hear momsie coming to check me, are you all ok Bluie..
I sit up and shake my head, and my eyes are rolling around in the sockets, everything was spinning like a top.. mommsie was spinning too, I shake my heard again, and lick my lippys to make sure my mouth was still there. Then I look at mommsie "what you think, it was fun" my poor Bluie, you are all ok.. I mad as a hatter now so I get my paws going and run and land on the 5th step and up I go and I runs around an around like a crazy woman... then I ran down the stairs and turned around a smacked them hard. there Bluie

Daddy Long Legs ,speciment for me, Bluie

I loves daddy long legs, they are like a spider with long leggys but not a real spider. I spend days chases them so today I got one, and kept my big ole paw on him. I had it on one leggy.. hehehhee, he try to go but could not.. I a cat hunter ,he not get away, Then I put my big ole furry paw on him hehheheehehehe he is tickleing my footie.. stop that, silly daddy long lets.. so I peekie under my paw, I want a good lookie at him.. ummmm, does he have eyes. look like dots.. there,, ummmmmmmmlift paw just a little.. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks, he on my nosey.. my eyes are crossing.. I try to rub him off with my paw. he still stuck there, meowwwwwwwwwwww, swipe ,there I got him, crunch, crunch. not jump on my nosy again... satisfied hunter Bluie

Hey------mother nature, Rain God, yohoooooooooo, you can- stop now.

Like I said I did the rain dance yesterday to get mommsie and daddy to come home from the river.. but I think I meowwwwwwwwww to much cause it is still raining and stormy and Dad is not a happy boater so to speak..
psssssssssssssssssst. you can stop raining any time.. fore they find out it is my fault. ok, stop now.. meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew. still raining, how I turn it off... meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwy.. not work.. ok, tippy toe, and looks sad so they not know I did it.. mew, mommsie I so sorry your weekend is ruined. I luv you and dad.. I play with you.. look out window, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrstill raining... not do that dance again. Bluie

Indian Rain Dance.. by MIss Bluie,, meow, meow, mewmew,- purrrrrrrrrrs, meow

dancing around the cat nip ball. mewoooooooooooooo, meiowmeowwwwwwwww, mewmew,purrrrrrrrrr..... around the cat nip ball. rain, rain, make mommsie and daddy come home from the river,, meowoooooo, meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, purrrrrrrrr,mewmew,, dance and dance, jump up and down.. rain,,,,,,,
ok,, watch sky now.. hey, what , a black cloud,, its raining, its raining,, no mom and dad yet.. what I hear ,, truck , yahooooooooo they are here.. it worked it worked.. they come home from the river.
Quick feet down to the family room ,jump on the couchie, look innocent..
Yohhhhhhhhhhhooooooo, Bluie we had to come home. Where, is our little girl. Mew, Mew... here.. I lift my little head and yawn... Bluie

I has a dream of a kitty invasion.. we wons

had a huge dreamy,about a Persian and all cat invasion
it is about aliens cats bringing huge seed pods in and putting them in your home and they take over without anyone ever knowing, they enter their body when they sleep..well, there is a new invasion taking place, it has been going on for years and no one knew.. and "IT HAS HAPPENED TO MY HUMANS, "it is the INVASION OF THE PERSIAN CATS(OR OTHERCAT),THEY ARE SO GOOD YOU DO NOT REALIZE IT UNTIL IT IS TO LATE..

Clues how to know if your humans have invaded; IF YOUR HUMAN HAS BEEN INVADED BY "US"
1. You mommy, purchased a cat or kitten in recent years
2. with in the first 24 hours the I has left their vocabulary for my sweetums,Cutie pie,babykins,what you need?what can mommsie do for her will girl or boy
3. their closets,corners,bedrooms etc, have been converted in to litter trays receptacles,they are now cat rest areas
A. shortly after a month or so your mommsie morning starts with checking these trays to make sure no poo is in the tray which the tray was met for.
B. litter trays have gone from just an ole tray to luxious trays with litter a child could play in in his sand box. not to hard, not to soft, does not stink, is not dusty,gentle on the paws..
4.. In stead of starting their day with a cup of coffee or tea, it starts with wet cat food, dry cat food, fresh cool water and in the summer water with ice..It goes on a special plate, in special water setups.
A. when they put the food down and the kitty looks them in the eye and say, not the flavor I want today.. they don't say eat it and feel lucky you got.. oh,no, they clean it off and start over.
5. Living rooms, family rooms have become our spa,recreations room what once held beautiful furniture, pool tables,favorite knick knacks now hold at least one kitty condo, kitty tree, window hammock, baskets of toys, not one or two.. cat toys for knick knacks, pictures of kitty's... all our good stuffy.
A. they now have furniture,rugs,mats, drapes all one color, the color of your kitty
B. if they sit down they may sit on you and kitty is very offended
C. if they sit down you may sit on them and purr and roll, chew on their hair, sit on their face forget, they can forget any rest
D. if they try to watch TV or do a crossword, said you will step on their remote and change the channel.or decide you are hungry or meow for them to come and see what is wrong, or sit on their book and steal their pencil AND THEY DO NOTHING IT ABOUT, CAUSE THE WE DONOT UNDERSTAND AND THEY DON'T WANT US STRESSED..
6. If they find they have no privacy, they cannot close a door with out a cat attack at the door,they go outside, you screams for them to come back in or sits in the window and howls like a doggie,, til the neighbors look out their windows.
7. If they are guilty about taking a few days and going somewhere..
A. will you have enough to eat, drink, what about cleaning the litter, will you be lonely
B. YOU HIRE A SITTER FOR KITTY, YOU GET THE BEST SELF FEED EQUIMENT, INCLUDING A WATER FOUNTAIN.. THEY GIVE HIM A LITTER BOX FOR EACH DAY THEY ARE GONE,THEY CALL AND LEAVE KITTY A MESSAGE ON PHONE.WHEN THEY GET BACK YOU GETS TREATS,GIFTS, AND ANYTHING YOU WANTS.
8. if there is a occasional "kitty tornado" a few times a month..usually at midnight or when company is there so they think you ARE a crazy cat.
9. kitty has a bigger medical record then they do.
A they give up monthly night out to get kitty is sick
B. if you looks cross wise, do not drink IN FRONT OF THEM ,DO NOT POO,OR WEE, OR DO THEM TO MUCH,SNEEZES,OR JUST SEEMS NOT RIGHT YOU GOES TO THE VET... SMILES AT THE VET, AND SAYS,, ' GOT YAH' NOW HOW ABOUT ONE OF THOSE CATNIPS TREATS..
10. the one that means it is to late, you have been taken over.. your DADDY comes home walks past mommsie a and says how my little girly doing, has mommsie been good to you
A. would kitty like to go for a ride, mommy can come if she wants to
B. talks to kitty but not know how to mommsie to you
c. gives kitty treats every day..

I hear someone calling ,Bluie, Bluie, are you dreaming, open eyes, not momsie..

I peeking at Mom

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz,I sleeping on the hall. I hear momsie moving about,, meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. her going to clean, I lift one eye lid and peek... then close it quick. maybe her not if she think I sleeping.. bang, crash, brooooooooooooooooooom, nope she cleanng.. I lift open the other eye, snort, I want to sleep.. broooooooooooooooom crash, band, phew,her got the cleaning stuff out. I hear her feet near by and reach out and slapped her feety.. and then grab around her ankle.. maybe that will stop her.. mew, she undoes me.. I drag myself up and go to the bedroom . there is never an peace in this housie.. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzBluie

Meow, I not let go, no , no..

Yummy, Yummy, lick, lick, spit and lick.. get my bib nice and cleanie.. mew,mew.. purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs, love cleaning my bibby.. licky ,licky, oh, yes, now I am getting a wad going, a nice little ball of hair under my chinny.. lick ,lick,, wrap around my tongue and chew on it a little.. oh, mew, purrrrrrrrrrrrr, this is a nice wad., "Miss Blue" what are you doing"? No, No, do not wad that hair up in your mouth. No. She crazy lady, I making myself beautiful.. lick ,lick.. Eyes see feetie of mommsie comeing, oh, now, she is picking me up. Meawwwwwwwwwwwwwwawwwwwwww, put me down.. "now young lady I will have to trim your bib, you just won't keep it out of your mouth. No, you, not, lick, slurp, Hah, got hair in my mouthie and not let go.. meow meow to you.. "let go Bluie," NO, NO, grooooooooooowl.. No, clip, clip, clip.. well now, she trimed it and left the hair in my mouthie, spit, sputter.. what wrong with her, she want me to swallow it and get a hairball or something.. mewwwwwwwwww, my beautiful bib is gone.. a very upset kitty Cat Azurine (Bluie)

Still trying to catch my heart

I was laying sleeping in our door way , a nice cool breeze after the long hot days.. just zzzzzzzzzzzzzzing away.. mommsie just got home from being gone three days.. how DARE SHE.
I dreaming of chasing butterflys and bubbles in the warm sun, smelling the wild cat nip grow.. SSSSSSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAMMMMMMMM,BBBBBBBBBBBBBANG.. OH, MY GOSH THE HOUSE IS FALLING IN, I JUMP SO HIGH I THINK I BOUNCED OFF THE CEILING AND RAN SO FAST I COULD NOT CATCH MY HEART AND AT THE SAME TIME A HUGH AMOUNT OF AIR came out my bum.. what a noise,, I under the bed.. mommsie say it ok Bluie,, just the wind blow the door shut. I put wieght against it. No, mommy, that was a giant wind monster,,, I can hardly breathe, I have a cat anaxity attack,,, snort, snort, snuff, cough, gag, or oh,no, more gas.. whew, smell bad... ouie , mommsie say Bluie.. scared the air out of you.. she pick me up and hug me. But I not sit in that door way again today.. scared stiff Bluie the high jumper

Mommsie a human catnip plant

Mommsie was in her garden weeding and her came in and I got a whiff of something wonderful.. "what is that smell" meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, catnip,,, lots of catnippy somewhere. I walk around sniffing the air with my mouthie open so I can get a good wiff of it.. my nosie up in the air.. ITS MY MOMMSIE , SHE IS THE CATNIPPY PLANT, . Cat nip mommsie... I run over and sit on her lappy and I start to roll and roll on her , trying to get the catnippy on me. I rub her arms and face. Mommy was weeding out her fresth cat nip.. ummmmmmmmmm,love you mommsie.. I try standing on my head in her lap , she laughing at me.. silly woman, should make catnippy perfumey.. I bet my OpieTbear, love me when I get done rubbing it all off mommsie.. BLuie

I Berry Berry Mad, yes I was...

Daddsey said her needed another air machine for the family room so would we like to ride along , give me a ride, so mommys say ok, I so excited, got my leash and harness on and into the truck we went.. I so happy, we go to the place called they city. lots of people and cars.. Daddy had to get out to go in the store, mommsy and I sat in the truck with the "air", well, when daddy started to walk to the door, I screamed for him to come back. Momsy said be good.. so she open the window for me and I screamed louder with my head out the window.. people were looking and pointing.. I still holler, I want my daddy, mommsy say, you be good, you. I want my daddy, I want to get out and walk around.. I do, I do.. now,, I try to climb out the window, swoosh up it went, ummmmmmmm, now what I do.. I runs over to dads side.. finally he come out. I was so happy. I talk to him and he laughs. What is wron with my girl.. I berry berry mad, mommsie not let me go with you and no walk. he say to hot Bluie, the pavement would hurt your little feet. no , not, don't leave me again. Then we came home and now I have air in the family room.. whew.. Bluie

Thats what mom got to day.. S.W.A.T

Swift Wallop At Highspeed... I was trying to take a nappy.. here she comes, oh, catwhiskers, she has got the COMB, she means business. I keep my eyes shut, thought she would get the hint, I sleeping. The human thinks she is going to fool me and COMB me while I am sleeping. NOT GOING TO HAPPEN, so she starts and I try to be good. not easy for me.. OH, MY STARS, SHE DID IT, SHE WENT BELOW MY EQUATER BELT LINE, the back of my legs and my you know.. I open one eye and peek at her,, thinking she will get the message, then I rabbit kick her, boy, her dense today, she gets a snag,MEEEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, ok, S.W.A.T , her say ouch, . Then her say, UUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM, someone needs her nails trimmed, if it is not one thing it is another, all I want is a CATNAPPY. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Bluie

Mommsie stole my toy, it was mine,,, bad mommsie

This morning I found a new toy, it fly all around and up and down.. cute little thingy.. I chase it all over, it flew up high so I jump up and swat it down, then I jump down and puts my paw on it.. mewwwwwwwwwwwww,it tickle, then it crawl through my paws.. I try to step on it again, but it got loose so I chase it all over the living room, and the furniture and them bam, went a book, wham , went a light, splat when moms tea, thump, I got the miller, Bluie, what are you doing? cute little facey look up at mom,,, say "nothing",, but the silly miller tickleing my paw again, so I shift and sit on him, maybe he die now.. mewwwwwwwwww, he crawling under my tail, I jump up and swat him good and then bite him. mommsie, say , drop that miller, I say ,mew.. no, then all of a sudden my mouth taste like dirt, ugh,gag, cough, here you have him mommsie. she take my toy and throw him out.. ok for you mommy, I not play with you any more ..you cheat... Bluie

Dad had gas and blamed me.... can you believe that

was laying next to dad and all of a sudden mommsie give him a funny look. He said What, she said, what did you do.. Pew,,,,He gave me a look and said "Bluie what did you do? I give him a look an said not me its you. Dad, said, my kitty got a tummy ache and I think ,no, but you going to have a hand ache if I bite you... he waves his book in the air and I almost died from the smell.. I think he ate a skunky.. mommy say, don't you blame Bluie, so bad I had to get up and run. I ran to my litter to see if I had to go... in case it was me.. nothing happen, I came back out and gave dad a big glaring look... Bluie

Momma getting me a pet sitter?

I not need someone to come here and sit on me , what is wrong with her mind.. I think they going on something called a vacation, for 4 days and her not want me to not be checked on. Her say they come to get to know me today... yeah, like you need to practice sitting on me. Well, lets just get this straight , I not letting no one sit on me, they can sit on stupid fisy Becker if they can catch and then I will eat him.. pet sitter, I not think so Bluie

Giant Blue Kitty Cat monster In Mommy closet

I was helping mom clean the closet, her left the door open.. so I tippy toe over to peek in . As I turn around a giant Blue kitty jump at me and I jump to and ran under mommsie bed.. on the door of her closet is a long shiny window and that giant mean blue kitty was outside it.. I hiding under mommy bed and my heart was pounding. Mommy not fraid cause her still cleaning out there. So I crawl out from the under the bed very slow and slink over to that window in door again.. I sit down and peek at the window. CAt whiskers, there it is again, I glare at with and it glares at me with these huge copper, mean mean eyes. I give it my meanest look,, it stares right back at me. Mommy, said what you doing Bluie,,, then I think she snickered at me.. so I stand up and it stands up, I sit down and it sits down.. I start to growl, I., not hear it so it must cannot talk.. carefully I move and pow, I swat it good with my paw and it swatted me back,, but I not feel it.. meowwwwwwwwwwww, what a big ugly kitty, and of all things it is Blue.. so I sneak up very slowly and peer out the window squishing my nosie again it, and open my eyes and jump 3 feet high, it had its nosie against mine, and under the bed I go again.. mewowwwwwwwwwwwww, mew, mommsie get it.. her is laughing so hard her crying and she think it funny... hope it bite her. She closes him in the closet, pulls me out and say silly that was you., it is a mirrow ,, she hug me and I say in kitty "was not me" Bluie

I have put my comb, brush and nail clippers on E-Bay for- sale

That will solve the problem of mommsie pulling my hair and cutting my nails..going real cheap if anyone interested.. just a treat or two and they are yours.. sincerely Bluie

Mousie driving me kitty krazy

Every morning and most of the day, I sit on the stairs of the cellar and wait for a mousie,, I got one last week, mommsie said a field mouise got in.. I wait and an wait, nothing,,, my eyes get heavy and they start to fall and I hears him,,, tippy toeing, across the floor to get water out of my dish... of all the nerve,,, I open on eye and peek,, then the other,, I wait,til he is drinking my water,, then I run like the wind, down three steps and pounce.. pow. got him,, I hold on his tail and he is struggleing to gets loose.. not this time silly mousie.. they I lifts my paw just a little and off he goes.. I chase him all over and on the way I knock a few things on the floor or knock them over, under the washer he goes.. I get my head down and try to ge under, I not fit... cats whicsker, next time , mousie,, you are mine.. Bluie

You can't get good human help anymore?

I knew something was up when mom got up early and took a bathy. She fed me and gave me extra huggies.. around 6:30 am dad stops back in and mom has a small knap sack packed.. She picks me up and says you be a good girlie til mommy gets back, I am going to ride with daddy on the big truck to Tupper Lake and back. I will be back in about 6 hours. Six hours. what you mean six hours.. I have lunch in three hours. YOu know the wet food, the stuff you have to fix for me... I sit an stare at her.give her the big coppers and wink,, She says now Bluie , you have your dry food.. NO, I want my wet at noon,, I look up, copper eyes not working,, ok, try the limpy, I limp away. Mommy pick me up and hug me, I know nothing is wrong with you Princess Bluie.,. now you be go. Her gone, pout,pout, long nappy,, noon, come and go.. eat some dry food, cough, spit,sputter.. want wet.. dry is for night.
Finally ,three pm.. in her come.. meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, Bluie ,give me a minute, What, I gave you two hours.. ok little girl.. click goes the microwave, her warms my food just a little cause kitty like warm wet food, like catching and eating live prey.. ummmmmmmmmmm, yum, yum, glup,,, lick, lick,,, now for a good nappy.. next time mommsie, you get time out if you late BLuie

Stupid Fisy Becker, the Barracuda (Betta)

mommsie got me a pet fisy, thought I need something.. mew, why she get me a pet I can eat.. it is the silliest fisy ever... it just swims around and around in its bowl.. sometimes her sets it on the floor and I can watch him.. this is one mean fisy,, let me just meow that loud and clear. I be peeking at him and he blows up like a balloon and waves his fins at me, and would you believe he tries to bite me.. I think he has it backwards I bite him... he is a dummy for sure.. I get my paw down in the water to swipe him in my mouthy and he dives to the bottom.. sort like Charlie the Tuna, (chicken of the sea)
mommsie set him on the table so he could see us and get some sunlight.. mommsie silly woman.. daddy says he not care..
mmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooow, her forgot and left him there..oh my cat whiskers, how lucky could I get.. I sit on the floor watching him,, and then I tippy toe to see if her busy with paperwork on the puter . Oh, mew, she was,, I made my little feet run fast, I sit on my haunches, and I start to wiggle my feety and my tail, helps you get off the ground. I get ready to launch,,, one ,two, three, here I go. ooooooooooooooooooooops, mommsie waxed the table.. and I land on the table scarf and I am now going into blast off orb, of the table, I sliding right down and right into Becker the Fisy,, and we born go airborn, kaploop, I hit the floor on all fours and I am on a full run ,to the bedroom and under the bed. I heard the fisy bowl hit the floor, and I hear BLUIE ,WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? From the safty under the bed, I say mew, nothing... I hear her walk to the dining room, I have to see what happened to the stupid fisy.. I tippy toe out, and see mommy on the floor, I see the silly fish was still in the bowl with a little water, the bowl flipped up right.. rats,,, stupid fisy looked right at me and stuck his tongue out..
I stared at him, someday , stupid fish, you are mine? I will swallow you whole and then spit you out..
Better luck next time.. Mommsie say, never do that again.. number one , you broke a golden rule, no jump on the table.. this time I not blame you, mommsie should not have left him there, her gives me a huggie and puts me down. Miss Bluie

Give me back my Fur?

Mommsie brush me every day. Her brush and comb,pick and clip, sometimes I think she is a very bored human.
When she is groom me she rolls all the fur in a ball, and lays it near the window.. now this is MY HAIR.. so when she was not looking I grab the hairball with my teeth and try to swallow it..
Talk about getting up set, I am only trying to take back what is mine and she acts like I stole her dinner or something..
She says let go of that hair ,Miss Bluie, I look at her and shaky my heat no way... I thinking she saved me all the work, here is a ready made hairball. How good is that...
Miss Bluie, I raise my cute little face and look at her with my big copper eyes and say ,mew, but with my mouth shut..
She tries to pry my mouth open, not easy with a flat face, mew,mew,,, no,
She gets hold of some of the hair and starts to pull it out,, I try to hang on to it with my teeth but she gets it.. all wet and slimey.. gag me.. she almost did.
She throws it out doors.. every day her takes my hair and throws it out to the birdies, and they fly around with MY HAIR in thier mouth making a nest.. How Dare They? Just another day in my life Bluie (Azurine)

it is very hot

I am cranky,and hot... where is moms air? there it is in mom and dads room, ummmmmmmm, push the door open , jump on the bed.. meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, this is the life, nice cold air, not I nicer. I don't feel like biting anyones face off now.. may even leave their ankles alone... hate hot, hate cold, want just right,,,, a little spoiled I am.. someone calling me.. not coming, I in here ,bring my food to me.. geeeeeeeeeeeeeez,,, I coming,, now you make me cranky again.. ummmmmmmmmm, good food, bye,, back to the air... Miss Bluie

A Poem, I am a little Kitty

I am a littl kitty
I am so very pretty
I sit and preen
to make my self oh so clean
my eyes are copper like gold
that is what makes me so very bold
OpieTbear holds the key to heart
together we'll be, never to part
my hair is so blue
what a most beautiful hue
I play and I romp,sleep and eat
there is nothing I cannot complete
I purr, growl and meow
notice me I am here now
I am just a little kitty
I never need your pitty
I strong and bold and never at a loss
because you see we kittys are the boss...
(shhhhhhhhhhhhh not tell my mommy that) see I am a poet and did not know it... Bluie

Bluies thoughts,, for the day

I got up. I went and padded on moms door. She came out and stepped on MY TOY AND BROKE IT.She fed me my breakfast and had her tea.. if she does not get her tea which looks like mud she does not funtion.. DO NOT EVER TELL HER SHE HAS TO GIVE IT UP... EVER SEE A CAT CLIMB A SCREEN DOOR AND YOWLLLL ,well you got the picture. I use my litter, scratch forever making sure not one cyrstal gets on it,,, boss cat you know, I alpha.. she comes whizzing in ,says, whew, what did you do.. , so I go to the bathroom and sit by the toilet ,snort through my nose and go meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, (which means the same thing you did) she picks it out and away it goes.. I settle for nap ,she is ready for a tea buzz and off she goes CLEANING,,, leave my toys right where they are. NO NO, DON'T DO THAT MOMMY,, jump down and drag them all out again... Catstails an whiskers,,, someone call her on the phone... ringgggggggggggg, ringggggggggg, hello, peace at last ,thought for the day.. plug up the vacuum,tip over cat food dish,drag out all my toys..... and tell OpieTbear Iluv him Miss Bluie

My mommy is up to something

Her getting out the towels ,lots of them,bottles of liquids, hairdryer,combs,and brushes... her has cleared the counters and she keeps giving me the look.. I watch her very closly... now her running water in the double kitchen sink and has put on her big jeans... she is looking at me, she is walking towards me, her is smileing and I have turned and running like the wind, slide underbed and I am out of here... get back later,,,, whew, puff, puff, what a hand, pulling me out,, hey wait''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''Blue i

Ity bitty spider,climb up Bluie's wall .down came the spider- and

and landed on Bluies nose, bluies eyes turned in and up curled her lip, she snarled and growled and blew air out her nose.. itity bitty spider fell upon her toe, spider looked up into those great copper eyes, and thought to itself ,my,or my,, Bluie with her nose held high lift her giant puffy paw, and down it came upon the spider its head and all. Bluie, felt it wiggle and jiggle and try to crawl away, but this time Bluie was going to have her way..
After some time she felt nothing moving so she very carefully lowered her head to peek under her paw. very very slowy she lift it up, and little spider little squash dead, Bluie smiled a cheshire smile, chest all high and mighty, she slay that little nuisiance spider, mew,mew,mew, she leaned down to lap it up with her tongue, and ,what to her suprise the spider jumped on her nose again,, Bluie was mad, mad, mad, she ran to the water dish and dunk in her flat button nose, spider fell in the water, Bluie splash him, step on him, and made him squirm, she let him get to the edge and knock him back again... soon he floated feet up, one big lick and smack of her lips,, down went the spider never to be beside her again..... I the woman, the boss, the alpha , the spider killer Bluie

stupid ole rat won't drown, mommy needs to get a return on- it..

I have this hairy ole rat that hangs on a rubberband string from the ceiling,, I grab it with my teeth and I run fast as the wind,, I am moving like a sst jet, all of a sudden, wham, it yanks out of my mouthie and I land on my butt and it flys back to to living room, next time I approach it more slowly, daddy think it very funny laughing his butt off.. I gets it in my teethy and an back up very slowly and soon it not move so I brace my back feet and I pull and pull, and ppppppppppppuuuuuuuuuuuuulllllllllllllllllll, pop, bang, it bounces to the ceiling ,hits the floor , flys toward dad and whan hits me in the head, sputter, growl,,, grrrrrwllllllooooooooooooooo,, I kill it how.. bad mousie,, I get, it again and drag it to my water fountain, I pull very hard and I put it in the water, mommy and daddy laughing very hard,, I get my paw on it and hold its head under the water,, hehehehehe,, it die for sure,, then I put both paws on it,,, mewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww,, my paw slip in the water, splash, smack, rat rips out of man paw, splash water all over me beautiful face, pops me in the butt and slams in the wall and back to the ceiling it goes. and mommsie and dad can't stop laughing not funny, no it is not funny.. mommy better take it back, it no good bad toy.. Bluie

My Kitty heart was so scared, I thought my mommsie went over- Rainbow Bridge with Bear

I was so scared, her had not been feeling well, but her not listen to dad and I. Her was not eating enough and would not rest... I kept trying to tell her she was sicky, I would get on her lap and licky her face and neck, andpurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs very hard.. but she did not understand... I so worried... purrrrrrrrrrrmewmewwwwmew.. then her felt very bad and dad took her to human hospital and they kept her day.. they say her heart attacked her... dad was so sad.. he say her has to come back home, I sat with him each night and we cuddle til we knew moms was getting better... her came home this moringing and I sticking to her like velcro, I not let her out of my sight, daddy and I make her be good, and ifs that thing tries to attacked momsie heart again, I bite it and kill it, yes, I will, I not let it hurt my mommy and I make her take her medicine like she does me.. My sissy Bear in memory, sat by her bed in the hospital for three nights til her got better.. I love my mommy so much ,I cannot lose her. Dad and I take good care of her... thank you for listening cause Iwas and still worry a little Bluie

##&*#* 10 days in Doggie Jail,spit,sputtter,,,- growwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwls

You will never believe what a h----------I have been through... mommsie says she would baby sit her daughters "RAT TERRIER' while they went to Florida,,, for 10 days... it felt like 10 YEARS.... my life will never be the same.. they arrive on a Sunday afternoon, they get out of the car they have this thing they call a doggie, a rat terrier, yea, right, a big skinny rat with big ears that yips and jumps.. well. ok, as long as she stays outdoors with them,, WAIT A MINUTE, THEY ARE GETTING IN THE CAR AND THEY FORGOT, "THE RAT TERRIER", HEY, TURN AROUND. mommsie ,hurry, it still here.. well I keep my eye on her and momsie picks her up and brings it in MY HOUSEIE..she say be nice Bluie,, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeksssssssssssssss, be nice, you out of your mind. it is a yipping,jumping, nipping doggie ,if you can call it a dog.
It ran right over and DRANK OUT OF MY WATER FOUNTAIN, AND SCARFED UP MY FOOD. Hey, mom put it somewhere.. I laying very quiet her not see,me, WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA, STOP, SHE JUMP ON ME AND LICK ALL OVER MY FACE, I THINK I GOING TO VOMIT,, GAG ME, GET HER AWAY,, mom got her just in time I going to swat her good.. they put her in the crate,, 1o days I had to put up with her.. she ate my food,drank my water, PLAYED WITH MY TOYS, AND SHE SAT ON MY MOMMYS LAP, THAT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN.. I growl and snarl and swat at her when she get near my mommsy, Mommy say Bluie be nice, or I put you in the bedroom, PUT ME IN THE BEDROOM, SHE IS THE BAD ONE,, HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT.. SMACK, THERE THAT TEACH YOU TO HAVE MOMMY TELL ME I GO TO THE BEDROOM... ok, Bluie, timeout for hitting Sophie,, sputter###@@#$%%%^^%$%$#&&$ you just wait little doggie,,, in bedroom I go, door shut,,
Next day I sicky, I not wee right, I scream and momsy rush me to the vet, her say I got stress crysals, I WONDER WHY MOMMY, IT MIGHT BE THAT STUPID DOGGIE,, MAKE ME SICK, NOW SEND HER HOME. so I had to have fluids and a great big shot, I felt real good aftter that, like a ton of catnippy,,, mommsy say her sorry, not baby sit again.. I drop my headdy to make her feel worse..
Next day they come pick up doggie,, I make sure they took all her things with them, not want them in my houseie....after she go, I strectch out on the floor and go to sleepy,, I happy again,, I free..... Bluie

witchy cast a spell on me and sent to grandchildren to spend- the weekend

I sleeping nice and sunning myself watching the birdies and squirrels out the window.. when what comes in the drive way, mommsie human daughter Stacy and the "boys" from hell..Parker not to bad, but Peyton, run for cover.
I not get to excited until I saw "THE OVERNIGHT BAG' oh ,no, catwhiskers. one of them is staying ,,let it be Parker, cat prayers, on my knees(not easy) let it be Parker.. getting ready to go, whew, it is Parker.. not so bad.. so far so good.. but mommsie to busy for me.. gives all her time to the rug rat... he is 8 he can do things himself.. geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewhiazzzzzzzzzzzzzzy,, mommsie I here, I try to trip her, oooooooooooooops, she made it,, eyes in my head getting very big, tail standing on end.. wait a minute, hand coming down, I luv you Bluie, I just pet you.. I trys to back up quick, I a priness ,you not pet me... mewooooooooooooooow, he got me.. go to bed, get up excited he go home.. here come Stacy,, there she go but she forgot something,, OH HEART BE STILL, NO NOISE, SHE LEFT PEYTON THIS TIME, WHAT YOU MEAN IT IS HIS TURN. HE NOT NEED A TURNY.. sneaking across the floor , laying very l0w. he not see me.. the spawn of the devil, has been left here to torment me.. mommsie says Now Peyton, don't bother Bluie, you know since you swatted at her she gets nervous around you. LIke he really cares.. I won't grandma... COME NEAR ME, I SWAT YOU THIS TIME, HE IS SIX YEARS OLD. AND MOMMY GAVE HIM TIME OUT AND A LECTURE WHEN HE SWATTED ME BUT HE STILL GIVES ME THE EVIL EYE.
I resting on my bed in puter room ,here he comes. legs flying everywhere,like a jumbo jet, hi, Bluie, can I pet you.. NO NO MOMMSIE TOLD YOU NO, he getting near, oooooooooooooops tripped over his own feet... crash, almost got me.. grammy says, you ok, he says yes, Bluie tripped me, I WHAT ,YOU LITTLE MUNCHKIN, I WILL SHOW YOU..
I go back to my hammock in the window and lay and waited. Peyton playing trucks,, he comes near me pushing his truck, his head is right at paw level. swat, swat, hehehehehehehe, gramma Bluie swatting at me. Mommsie come and look and I give a sweet face , not me mommsie,, her goes, here come Peyton again.. swat, cuff.hheheheheehheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,, gramma,,, BLUIE, YOU BE GOOD... maybe think about it.. Bluieeeeeeeeeeeeee

I beat Jaws, big teethy and all, my daddy ate him- hehehehhehe

Did you see the pictures on my home page, oh,yes, dad ,spose to get me a goldfishy , what he get, Jaws, the mama Jaws, very very mean, yes , she was,
I snorted on her and jumpy back I did.. her had mean little beady eyes and big teethy and spikes out the side of her head... I move back and her floopy right over to me.. I say dad gets her,I not want her, no I do not.. she bite me and feed me to her babies. if she had any.. it glurped and gurggled ,I had to swat it in the head... bad fisy...
you will not believe what I got for Easter, no you won't, cause Dad say he never get me one.. I GOT A CAT TREE, A VERY TALL ONE.. I run right up it and played up there. there is a hole in the eagles nest for me to crawl up through but if you lays there your butt will fall through the hole... you think if they get me something it would not have a hole in it. Dad says it is so I can climb in and out.. I could see everything I so excited, then I got hungry, I sit and look around,, ooops,, wait, how I get down, look down the tree, lots of platforms but I not going down, I land on my head and I already have a flat face. Hey, mommy, yohooooooooooooooooooo, I up here, I hungry,, mewowwwwwwwwwwwizy mommy,, human servant.... mewooooooooooooooizy,, Bluie, oh, need some help, ;ummmmmmmmmmmmm, ok.. whew she get me down I hungry,, bye Bluie

revenge of the Persian...

my mommsie got her camera out again... her picture taking loony bird.. everytimes there is a contest, out comes the camera.. this time it is a flower and fauna contest.. move feets very fast and quiet, she is coming,, scoot under the bed we go.. OH, Bluie, where are you? Silly, woman, I hiding , what you think I tell you where I am? Might work on human children but not me... Now not breathe cause she will hear you, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Thump, thump, here her come.. oops a pair of eyes looking at me,, here her come.. wish her bigger then she not get under here.. oh, she got me, pulling me out... Bluie, lets go out doors, Mommsie let not.. out we go,, she take me here and there, then inside to sit with a fern and some pussy willows.. in one picture I stuck my tongue out, hehehehehee , to her.. oh, Bluie, you ruined that one.. finally her done.. look she set the camera down,,, put teeth on little ropey on it, now pull, heavey ole thing, pull, pull some more , got it moving.. all of a sudden BLUIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE.. catwhiskers she put it up.. go take a nappy now. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzBLuie

I showed my mommsy, who is the boss?

Every day her go to the greenhouse to work with her plants and leaves me in here . We have a baby moniter hooked up so she can here me in the house. She is an sly old fox.. if I let gas her hears me.. I just get so bored in here. I play for a while.. then I make funny nosies , thought she would come in check, usually her come running in. ummmmmmmm, not today.. she is getting smarter.. let me seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,,,, ok I whine a little.. mew, mew,mew, nothing, her getting smarter... so I go sit right by the moniter and I go MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOWWWWWWW, MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, MEW,MEW,MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, MAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW,,,,, HURRY MOMMSY I STUCK IN CUPBOARD KIND OF CRY,,, HEHEHEHEH,,, MEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.... I hear foot steps,, quick run to the door and lay on the top stop and look out the door window.. here she come.. hahahahahah,, foooled you.. her open the door and give me a funny look, I look really sweet at here. and say "WHAT' SOMETHING THE MATTER' she say you little minx... and gives me a hug.. out she go again.... Bluie

The vet game me a time bomb in my bum,,, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks

I not feeling well lately so mom says to the vet we go.. oh, no, now what, so off we go . We get there and she put my carrier on the floor while she talk to the desk girl.. a lady came out with one of the hybrid dogs, a cross between a peke and a beagle.. talk about funny looking and they say cats are a mix and a half.. it came up to my carrier and snorted.. then it went boof, boof,, what is boof boof,, what ever happen to bark and arf.. so I swated at him.. then mommsie take me in the vet room and put me on the cold steel table.. why does it have to be so cold... catswhiskers.. so of course they weigh me, 13 lbs and 8 oz. I have not gained a oz in one and a half year.I a big girlie.. now she say what wrong with you Bluie, I give her the LOOK, and swat, she say Well, we are grumpy today,, I think you not know the half of it. Mommsy says her been acting strange, she runs to bedroom with her ears back and hides on the bed for hours.. she comes out and then boom back she goes. She acts like something is wrong...Doc ,says that is how they act when they are in pain..
so her say, let me see where you hurt Bluie, her picks me up and starts to push my tummy, MMMMMMEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, ou that hurts bad... she says we found where the pain is.. she is backed up. I think, what that mean.. mommsy say , I not been going normal for the last few days,, Wait a minute I not like where this is going... I can feel a large blocked area... mommsie said my diet had changed cause I was using the urinary tract foods,, and not much fiber in it... Dr says put her back on her indoor outdoor, much more fiber... first we have to shave her bum and back of legs.. saniary clip so she not get all messy, WHAT YOU MEAN SHAVE, MESSY, HEY, DON'T YOU HAVE TO ASK ME.. oops mommsy tip me upside down. fur flying every where, breeze on my legs and bums,. hey, stop,.. hey,, done , Whew, lets go home.. vet leaves room and comes back with a IV bag of fluids.. with vitamins for me.. I NOT NEED FLUIDS.. NO I DO NOT... she say Pat ,I can do it, so mom backs up and OUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, STICK IN THE NECK,,, BLOW MY NECK UP LIKE A LIFE SAVER..... DONE, now lets go home mommy,, vet leaves I snuggle to mom, something going on... in comes vet with a blanky and a syringe filled with blue stuff. something call a stool softner, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM ,I NOT EAT A STOOL, DADDY SAY THAT IS A NONO. ICAN'T EVEN SIT ON THEM.. they wrap me in the papoose blanket, with only my bum sticking out, WAIT A MIN,,,, LET ME OUT.. NOW ANOTHER DR COME IN TO HOLD MY TAIL UP, COLD AIR ON MY BUM AND NOW THEY HOLD MY TAIL UP.. WAIT A MIN, I FEEL AN URGE, HONEST.. OH MY CAT WHISKERS WHAT IS THAT, SOMETHING SHOOT IN ME BUM ,, MEOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW,,, LET TAIL DOWN, ALL DONE,, TAKE BLANKET OFF, WAIT A MIN, I FEEL SOMETHING
SPLAT, CANNON BALL SHOOTS OUT MY BUM.. WHEW, THAT BETTER. DOC SAY MAY HAVE SOME MORE LATER. I HUG MOMMY CLOSE, TAKE ME HOME.. SHE PETTING AND LOVING ME AND THEN OUUUUUUUUUUU,PAIN, CANNON BALLS POO GOING DOWN MOMMSIE LEG... AHHHHHHHHH, NOW I FEEL BETTER. HURRY GO HOME, HOW HUMILATING THIS DAY HAS BEEN.. I GET HOME AND GO RIGHT TO BED UNDER THE BED WHERE SHE CAN NOT GET ME... WHAT A DAY BLUIE

When will my mommise learn, I give her a present,,- heheheheheh

Sometimes I think my mommsie needs to get with the program... we had a bad weather day yesterday and her was BORED, NOT SAFE FOR CATS WHEN SHE IS BORED. She looked at me and said "lets clean" I think oh no,,, she will move everything, clean my fur off everything, scrub and make the house smell like flowers(not harmful to me) and that nasty bleach she uses... my cat life will be upside down and I will not get a cat nappy, cause I will have to drag all my stuff back where it should be .We worked very hard, then mommsie sat down and said ,OH BLUIE ISN'T THIS NICE, NO FUR ALL OVER AND IT SMELLS SO GOOD. SPUTTER, SPUTTER, NOT THINK SO, I WANT IT TO SMELL LIKE ME, I LIKE MY FUR ALL OVER.... YOU NEED TO GO BACK TO HUMAN RETRAINING SCHOOL... I sit and think ,,, think'''''''' think''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' light bulb flash,, oh,yes good idea..I go down to the back bedroom where my litter is,jump in the dish and start to scratch it up a little... then I sit and try very hard, NOW I TRY HARDER, THIS NOT AN EASY TASK,, OK,,,, YAHOOOOOOOOOOO, HOW YOU LIKE THAT MOMMY, HOUSIE SMELL LIKE ME NOW.. pick my ears of and listen, BLUIE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, WHAT IS THAT AWFUL SMELL... YOU HAVE NOT SMELLED THAT BAD SINCE YOU WERE A KITTEN,, EUEIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU....BLUIE,I pranced in the living room and look at her and think, how you like that? betters than flowers and bleach hehehehehhehehe Bluie

what a boring day rain rain and more rain.

bored, bored ,bored.. yes I am.. rainy day everyone in a lazy mood. The birdies not even out.. I have taken two big cat naps now I want to play,, but Dad is catnapping now.. moms on puter,, might as well be napping...her nose stuck to the screen and her fingers a flying... let me see, what can I do to get some attention.. if I is good, they not even look at me, so I guess it is time for the games to begin,, ummmmmmmmm,mew... toilet paper,, never tried that , my friends do it,, ok, here goes.. scratch, scratch, come on paper,, whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, there it comes, whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,, "Bluie, what are you doing? Yelp, that did it,,, mew,mew,, nothin moms,, this is funs,, yahooizy,,, bite it with my teethy,, now run feet, run,, faster,, eeeeeeeeeeeeeks, ;it is chasing me,,, how I stop it,, eeeeeeeeeeeeks.. fast stop and a skid,, oooops heads over heals.. help, it got me,,, rip with me teeth,, look behind me, oh, no,,, I in trouble. it is all over... the place.foot steps, thump thump, they are coming,,, Bluie, Azurine Ambrosia, oh, now that is serious... what have you done, think fast,,, sit and look really innocent,,, pretty eyes,, wink a little ,, drop head just a little, I can see her feet, should I look up, ok, real slow now.. hi mommy,, what the matter? something happen? oh, my , how did that happen... Did daddy do it? Bluie, what have you done? Sad look... sneak footie in water bowl... now slip it back really slow.... careful so her not see, now look at your foot, then at her, then at your foot,, now her.. now a look of surprise, oh, my footie was wet and must have got stuck to the paper,,, I so sorry, I not mean it.. Mommsy looks at me and her laughs... Bluie ,such a little munchkin,,, her pick me up and gives a big hug... I luv you to Mommy your little Bluie

March 30,2006, the attack of the Lady Bug

Mommsy went to the green house early, so I got bored and decided to go hunting around the house. This time of the year the ole chamber flys start crawling in the window and the spiders come out.. I love chasing them and if I can catch one ,I EAT it.... unless mommsie sees and she take it away. her not want me to eat it.... so I snorted under the bed,, snorted some of my dustbunnie hair balls around,, mommise clean them up later when she get out the old wind machine that could suck up a mouse and spit it out..
I see a tiny orange thingie moving a round, one of my ladybugs... hah, mine now,, I try to squash it with my big paw, but it too little ,it gets in the fur of my paws, I can't shake the silly thing loose,,, so finally I snort it off.. it starts to run, I cover it pick up my foot gone, where did it go,? I not see it.. guess I go sit in the sun on the step and wait for mom,, she leave door open now so I can sit on the stepthat goes down stairs and I can lay in the sun comes through the glass door.. I can see something hanging in my face, I swat at it, but nothing, maybe I seeing things.. no,it moving,,, it is that buggy on my eyebrow whisker, I shake my head, I rub my eyes with my paws, I roll over and kick at my face, I kick hard, can't reach my face.. I rub my face on the floor, I look crosseyed, nope it is still there, here comes mommsie,, she look at me and laugh.. Bluie, what did you do have your eyebrow pierced, what is that orange ball on the end of it. she starts laughing hard, IT IS NOT FUNNY MOMMY,,, GET IT, her sit down and finally pick it off.. a lady bug,, so she take and it let it go outdoors.. that was mine, I wanted to eat it.. her go back outside, I find another one, it on my paw, I runs runs like the wind to the water dish and stick my paw in it, ah hah, got yah, it is swimming in circles, how funny is that .... I slapped it, down it goes, up it comes,, I having so much fun, water all over,, BLUIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, OH NO, HERE COMES MOMMSIE,, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE IN THAT WATER, OH, BLUIE ,DO NOT KILL LADY BUG SHE IS GOOD.. "NO SHE NOT, I EAT HER NOW.. HURRY FOR MOMMSIE GET HIM OH HAIRBALLS SHE GOT HIM... going to take a nap Bluie

She has gone and done it again, my mommsie always changing- the rooms around

The morning started off very good. Mommsie and Dads and I got up as usual.. Dads went to work.. I played and layed in my hammock in the sunshine,it was very nice for Upper New York today..mommsie went to the greenhousie so I had the house to myself.. I had so much fun ,running and jumping and sliding on the floor.. I left my blue fur all over... then she came in, I saw her walk into our living room,, she looked around, and then she looked around again. she got that look, the look all cats know, the look that a human is going to disrupt our lives completely.. they do not know we like things well used,hairy and smelling like us.. so I jump in my hammock and watch... I look for the tell tale signs.. first comes the dreaded "vacuum cleaner" it eats everything in its path including my fur and my toys. Then out come the paper towels, the cleaning stuff,now I get nervous, then she picks up the throw rugs, then she takes out the waste basket, basket of books, basket of MY TOYS, then she starts to MOVE THE FURNITURE, I AM GONE, TO THE BEDROOM UNDER THE BED, SHE HAS LOST IT AGAIN,,, EVERYTIME WE HAVE NICE WEATHER.. they call it Spring Fever or something like that .I stay under the bed for hours.. then I hear her go out to the green house, I tippy toe to the living room or what use to be the living room.. nothing is the same. it stinks now, all kind of flower smells not kitty smell any where. no blue fur anywhere, no hidden kitty treats in the chair cushions.,WAIT TIL DADDY SEES IT, SHE MOVED HIS CHAIR AND HIS STUFF, NOW HER IN TROUBLE,,HE WILL SAY ,MOM IS BORED AGAIN, GUESS WE BETTER THINK OF SOMETHING FOR HER TO DO.
I tippy toe, very carefully around, I peek under the couch, is there a monster ,peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek, mewwwwwwwwww, jump seven feet I did... oh, nothing,just a shadow, well, got to get busy and make this room mine again.. a little fur here, and a little fur there... pull, pull, come on snake, pull, there got a toy out of basket... now I run across couch and chair and sit on other chair... run and jumps... and play.....mew, here mom coming ,,, quick jump in hammock, close eyes. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... Bluie

I got a new toy, a real daddy -longlegs.

he looks like a spider..but his legs are very long,he can run very fast and go right up the wall. I have named him Beanie, I have watched him for three days.. I just waits for him to come out from under the dresser. Beanie keeps getting my water, he zooms up the side and gets it.. that is my water... so I am going to get him,it is very early this morning, momsie and I got up early. I pick a good spot by the water fountain to watch for Bean, the daddy long legs.. I can hardly breath, not want to move he might see me. I pretend I am a chair hehehehehe, mew..... I wait, and wait, and wait.. soon, I see him sneaking out and crawling across the floor... my body so excited, I just want to wiggle all over but I not. nope, he see me, silly long legged buggy. here he comes,, mew, he near my paw, get ready, kathump, my paw on him, where he go, I can't see him,, my footie tickles, he under there, so I have to pick up my paw very slow, and peek under there.. slow, now a little peek,,, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekss, help mommsie he on my nosie,, help me, I run fast as a jet,, run, run, jumps on mommie,, her look , say silly Bluie what is the matter, what you mean , there is a buggy on my nose.. Bluie, be a good girl, I wipe my nose with my paw he gone, back to the water dish, wait, and wait,, here he comes, he on the edge of my water dish, ah ha, swat, splash, meowwwwwwwwwwwww, water everywhere,,, I hear "Bluie what did you Do" nothing mom, the buggie did it,,, see, WHERE DID HE GO.. mommsie clean it up and says you calme down.. so I wait, wait, and chomp, there he is in my mouthie and I not open it up,,, mew, he crawling in my mouthie,, gag, gag, he tickles.. swallow.. so much for you , you trouble making buggy Bluie

mew,mew, mew, its so funny, I rolling over with laughter,,

my mommsie put a baby moniter in the house and the greenhouse, so she can hear in here when she is out there... hehehehehehe,, her think her smart when she calls my name and I run in circles looking for her.. such a silly human,,, her loves to play games with me.. so I get even hehehehe,,, today after her goes out there,I sit and watch out the window. I see her go in, mew,mew,ok, let the fun begin.. I looks around and see some books on dads stand, I runs like the wind jump up and thumb land on it,, I know her hears me, then ,swat, books on the floor.. now I runs like the wind ,jump up on the condo and thud it hits against the window sill.. I sit very quiet ,, and watch, here her comes.. purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsmeow.. I runs like the wind to the hammock jump up and stretch outs and I snores. in her come, what have you been up to Bluie, I opens my eyes a little , not me, Mommsie I been sleeping. She says we must have a ghost,, I roll on my back and close me eyes. and hold back a big hahahahah.. out she go again... I wait, wait and wait.. then I go meow, meow, then I wait wait, meow ,meow,, meeeeeeeeeeeeaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwww,meeeeeeeeeeeeaawwwwwwwwwwww, mommsie hurry I hurt, meawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, I hear her feet running,, in she comes, I sitting at door, and looking at her really sweet, Bluie what is wrong, I say, mew,nothing,,, so funny, she gives me lunch and says one more time young lady and you are coming to the green house with me.. oops go to sleepnow.. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzBLuie

Parker, is our human grandson and is legally blind and I- helps him this weekend

Parker, came to visit us a while today, he has had lots of tests this week.I have been a best friend for his since he was three. I sit with hims and plays, and I sleeps with him when he is here. He loves to pet me and hug me.. he cannot see very well . He had something called a stroke when he was born, he has pt every day to help him get stronger on his right side. I helps him play and make sure he not bump into anythings like a see in eye cat.. like today, he was playing and got near the edge of the stair, so I jump on the stair an mew mew at him, he not move, then I yowl very loud, he say Bluie what the matter, I yowl again,he call Nanny , helps bluie,and her came and said Parker, honey, come with me, you are near the edge of the stair and then we all went down.. I save him,I know I did.. my little human... we took a nappy together, then he had to go for a big xray MRI.. so I give him lots of kissys before he go, I made him giggle.. I luv him very much... I take cares of him.... hope he ok.... get results Tuesday.... I tired now Bluie

Monday, March 14,2004

I am happy happy cat, today, yesterday, I not feel so well. my eye was running a little, (no I did not try to chase and catch it) and I felt sicky.. of course I did my best to avoid the human mommy, not a good idea they know you not feel good, at least not mine. By 10am, she was watching me like a hawky does a running bunny rabbit... her say, Bluie whats wrong with your eye and why you drinking so much water.. let mommsie see, I say, mew(no) I ok.she chase me down and wash my eye ,then her clean my water fountain and dish for the umhundreth time.. can't keep my smell on anything. then she did the litter thingy, made it all clean and watch me everytime I headed there.. finally she gave me some meds the doc gave her to help me if I has crystals... so I wakes up today and I feel so good I am running ups and downs the hall and wheeeeeeeeeeeee jumps on the bed and over the couch, ooops, not let mommsy see me to do.. Mommsy sad today, our grandson Parker, not well so I got to cheer her up I do.. I chase her all over , we play hide and seeky and I jump out from under the bed and gets her feet and hugs her tight..she say becarefuls.. it is a great day for sure,,, I play with my toys and now I am sunning my self in my hammock in the window... its a great day to play ,happy mommysie,, Bluie, I glad you feel better but you are still seeing Dr Kibick tomorrow just for a check up... meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, she never gives up.... Miss Blue(Azurine)

Sunday March 12 2006 Rain, Rain, and more Rain

I gots mommsie and dads up early this morning.. I wanted to play,, mommsie comes out and gives me breakfast and then she combs me,, so I jumps down and run to play hide and seek, I luv that game.. she play a while, dads get up.. they both go outside , before the rain they say.. I watch out the windows. yesterday I went out doors and came right back in. I forgot about all the big noises and scary things... but it was nice out.. I have to have a leash and harness mommsy never let me out alone... free or loose..
It is raining her very hard, I have had fun running and jumping and playing, mommsie says it is going to storm. That is what her grandma use to tell her, if cats play hard it is going to storm.. lots of birdies in they yard and squirrels and bunnies.... flowers poking up too.. I go to take a nappy now snnnnnnnnnnnnexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Sunny Saturday March 11,2006

I live in Upper New York State and it has been very cold lately.. meow, but today the sun is shining.. I luv the sun, I lay in my hammock I have on the window sill and have a sun bath.. and watch the birdies.. mommsy was up early an fed me some good food.. then her hugged me and brush my fur a little, it is ok, til her gets to my "no touch zone" belly and bum area, then I have to snarl at her, she just laughs at me and brushes anyways.. daddy gone ice fising, he says not many days left for that, mommsy say her not going her going to do her plants in the green house. Sometimes I get to go to the greenhouse with her.. I always have to wear a harness and leash.. cant catch a birdie that way.. Spring must me comeing as the flys from the attic are crawling on the windows again, I luv to catch them and eat um. but mommsy ,she has a cat fit, for sure.. I had fun racing around this morning, daddsy say I have ants in the pants, I sat down and check my bum, not ants there. silly human... going to be a beautiful day Azurine Ambrosia