Happy New Year?

I'm back at home after spending the holidays at my grandpawrent's house while my people were in Europe having a jolly-good time. I gave my grandpawrent's loads of grief, and now I am at home I am giving my people a shed-load of grief too. This is because I gots a huge problem with my tummy. I have mega-colon and it hurts to poo. I'm a naughty cat and when I can, I poo wherever I want. Today I really upset everybody because I pee-ed in Afro Ken's new tunnel that he got for christmas(I have a bad habit of peeing inapropriately too sometimes). My vet has suggested accupunture as a last resort befor the dreaded surgery as we have tried all the medines and remedies, but I'm not going to let anyone poke me with anything! Dudes, I'm getting really freaked out by my people right now. They are not happy with me, but it's not my fault. I can't help it.