A month?

I can not believe it has basically been a month since I have been able to have a moment on Catster. Mommy being a smart "rear end" keeps telling me "Ms Mouthy there's the computer, tell everyfur how badly you REALLY have it around here!" Well last time one of us used the computer on our own (Spot Kat) an email was sent to Germany. Time before that Flagg sent IM's to Daddy's ex wife. ANYWAY!

Thibodeaux was here for the week end. PLUS one of Daddy's friends came over with his DAWG...AGAIN! Tabi won't stay outside. She mocks everything I do. I mean it is nice to be a hero to someone but she thinks she can pull my cr ummmm crud (yeah that's the word) on me. I have explained to Mommy that I am fed up with all of this discontent in MY life. I am the one that causes problems, I DO NOT deal with them!!!!

Also on the human front, the last month has been total chaos with Paw Paw (Mommy's Dad). Paw Paw got out of the nursing home and came home. The following week was 4 doctor visits and the week after a trip to the ER and back into the hospital. 2 emergency surgeries on his right leg then week before last they amputated his right leg, mid thigh. This past week the hospital sent him back to the nursing home. We do not know if he will be coming back home again or not. Mommy wants him rehabbed and herself trained as to take care of him. The main problem is Paw Paw is lazy when he is at home and will not do what he should, he expects Mommy to do everything for him. Also if he falls, Mommy is not big enough to get him up if he can not get up on his own. Of course part of his training is suppose to be learning how to fall and get back up. We shall see. Mommy has been told he can not come home. Her deal is: DO NOT tell him that, he has to have a goal.

Sticky Bug is growing. Mommy has pictures of her and will get them on my page asap. Mommy says it is a she now. Why? Because she can and she says Sticky listens as well as the rest of us girls. MOL. But it amuses her. (Mommy I mean) I am not allowed close enough to Sticky to tell what is going on, other than my mother needs medication!

Purrs and PPPOOOOOOOFFFFFs,
Pepper The Stressed Cheetah

Baby Stick

Ok, I will allow this to happen.

My second picture on my page is Baby Stick. My bug sibling. He is a tiny little Praying Mantis. They can live up to one year. Mommy went and bought bugs for him to eat. Yes, I said... B-O-U-G-H-T B-U-G-S.

The woman is insane, but she is my mother. I think, maybe. I may have to check into this further! (We look nothing alike)

Pepper the Mortified Cheetah

My Pawrents!

Daddy brought in to Mommy a brand new Praying Mantis hatchling! OMC, you'd think they gave birth. *giant eye roll* long story short, Mommy's encounter that was witnessed by a friend of Daddy's with a praying mantis got her the name Dr Doolittle. Well the story came up last night. Tonight a new baby praying mantis showed up on Daddy's cigarette pack and would not leave. He brings it into Mommy and she finishes fixing Paw Paws plate with this tiny little green bug on her. OMC, you would not believe either one of them! Mommy is going to try and raise Stick, it's name. My cat, it is a bug! OMC, it is now my sibling! A Praying Mantis, a B-U-G.

A Well Yes It Has Come To THis...
Pepper The Cheetah

Hmmmmmmm!

Morning Y'all,

Thank everyone for your purrs. I am feeling better, not purrfect, but much better. Of course I need to just look slightly pitiful and Mommy is right there trying to make sure I am alright. Also I sit on my bar stool and almost instantly I have either a spoon of canned food or kitten milk placed before me. This is the life!! MOL!! My only complaint is that I am only allowed outside in the yard for very short periods of time. Mommy says since I am sooooo sick, I don't need to be out in the heat. I can live with this ... for the time being. Allie Kat has been keeping Mommy busy bringing her lizards which Mommy has to catch and release back outside. So between that and me, the kitty door is now locked down. Tabico has taken over helping Mommy water and tend to the garden while I have not felt good. I know she can't do it as well as I do, but it keeps Mommy happy and everyone leaves me alone!

Hope everyone has a great day! I am going to nap and think up some new ways to annoy Mommy!

Purrs,
Pepper the Cheetah

Home!

I AM HOME! Mommy was there before 8 to pick me up. I was READY to go and HUNGRY! Mommy fed me my favorite canned kitty food and gave me a bowl of kitten milk also! YUM! I have went outside and made sure my yard is as I left it and now I am going to take a nap. I go back in 10 days for a check up but I already feel soooo much better!!! All of the infection is gone. Mommy just has to keep a check and make sure no food gets caught in the wound where my tooth was pulled ti;l it closes up. I can't wait!!!! *evil grin* Hey Mommy ready to stick your fingers in my mouth??? I think all of my food is stuck in my wound!!!! You really should look!!!! *halo*

Purrs,
A Diabolical Pepper The Cheetah

WHAT!

I just woke up and I am not at home! Where is Mommy, where is Daddy? Heck, where is Allie Kat????

Mommy, (I will NEVER speak to her again!!!!) caught me and brought me to the vet this morning. I was an hour late ROFLMTO!
Spent the day in my crate laying on my and Wiggy's wedding quilt and spitting at all that passed by. Then I was taken to an exam room where once again my new vet received damage then I went to sleep. Now I am awake, my mouth sore as "all get out" and NO MOMMY or Daddy. POOOOOFFFFFFF, HISSSSSSSSSS< SPITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!

OH there will be more than he and double hockey sticks to pay in the morning when I get picked up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pepper the Woke Up Cheetah

(Pep my baby had to have teeth removed and her cheeks scraped. She may hate me at first but I know how to kiss some kitten rear and she will feel Queenly as her right ASAP!) Pep's Mom

Vet Visit today

Hi Everyfur!

I go back to the Vet this morning for them to check the abscess on the inside of my cheek. Mommy has to drop me off at 8:00 so they can put me under to check my mouth when they can and I guess pull my teeth if need be. Mommy says if I would be nice (yeah, right) I could be in and out quickly.

All I know is I AM HUNGRY! I want my breakfast NOW! Of course I can not eat due to getting the sedative like I care what any human says! POOOOOOOOOFFFFFFF!

Well then I am going to slip off to a hiding spot where Mommy will never find me!

POOOOOOFFFFFFF!
Pepper The Hissy Cheetah

Added Injuries Update

First not mine! MOL! Second, I must change a few words for the censors! :)

Friday things went so badly I had to be put under to be looked at, let alone treated. I go back next Monday as I was given a 2 week antibiotic shot. If there is still a problem with the abscess on the inside of my cheek I will probably have to get a tooth or two removed. {MORE CANNED FOODS! :) }

Which that brings me to today's tirade:

Mommy says: "Pep you should be able to start eating some kibbles"
Me "Yeah right, feed me canned NOW!" (I do say NOW)
Her "Let me see your mouth"
After some blood letting; her "Pepper Cain, what the heck? You just bit the poop out of me!"
Me "What the fruit do you think you are doing? I will slappy paw the heck out of you!"
Her "I will beat the black off of your arsenal if you do that again"
Me "Stand back, I will slappy paw you into next week after I rip your fingers off"

Mommy stomps off to clean her wounds. I then go in the bathroom rub her ankles and say "NOW?"

Let my dear readers know that there has been no harm caused to any animal, and only slightly to the human.

And ofcourse I am still on canned foods! :)

A happy Pepper the Cheetah

ER Vet Visit

Hi Y'all

I had to be rushed to the Vet today. I have an ulcer on the inside of my cheek. I go back in 10 days (we'll see about that) to see if I have to have a tooth pulled. The visit did not go well and shall I just say, the new vet will not forget me and probably has a permanent scar. :)

Of course I am not speaking to those humans that are supposedly my Pawrents.

A still unsteady, sleepy Cheetah,
Pepper

Only HUMANS Can Hiss Life UP this MUCH!

Hi Y'all!

The FRiday prior to Valentine's Day my Human Sister tells our Mommy that she and her boyfriend of one month are getting married. Mommy looks at her stupidly and says ok. I myself say, "Burrrrk", slappy paw Allie Kat and leave the room. Subject closed. A year from now Sister will be finding a new Fiance. NOOOO! Monday afternoon, (Valentine's Day) her and Fiance, so proudly come home with a marriage license. Well SPIT, this is new and not the exact words Mommy used. ANYWAY! Sat, Feb 19th at 10:00 am, Sister is married. And now Mommy and Daddy are "Grandparents" to a 5 year old boy. ROFLMTO! Well in the haste, they seem to have forgotten that she lives here and he and son live at his parents and well... it has become interesting to say the least. And new Grandson just adores his new NaNa and Pop! OMC! I am rolling in laughter to see my parents squirm and just look at each other is total dismay and try to now without warning wrap their minds around a 5 year old "Grandson".

The best, we must keep the dawg pen closed as there are elephants, rhinos, and a spitting baby giraffe locked in there. OMC, I shall rule the world and very soon!

Totally AMUSED!
Pepper the Cheetah