Bluebell's Secret Diary

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indoor or outdoor?

November 15th 2013 2:10 pm
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ok, so today when my mommy came home from school, i was out hunting so when she came out of the steel contraption that humans go into, i ran down the driveway to see her. Of course she ran up to see me too and she gave me lots of pets.

But then Cupcake had to RUIN it, because he came out too, but he's not supposed to go outside because he's an indoor cat. I am very glad i'm an indoor-outdoor cat, i can come in whenever i want(except for special occasions) and i can go out whenever i want.But anyways, Cupcake ran out the door as fast as he could and my mommy immediately stopped petting me and went after him. And when she got close enough to grab him, he dodged her and went the other way so her mommy's mommy went after him and caught him, and then she handed him back to my mommy.

After a while i expected my mommy to bring Cupcake back in so we could have some snuggle time, but she just stayed out there, looking for something i guess, with Cupcake in her arms. i got kinda worried after a while so i followed her around meowing, "Mommy, you are supposed go INSIDE where you belong, because you are an INSIDE human." but she couldn't understand me because she's a human and humans are to lazy to bother learning the language of cats. But her mommy's mommy finally found what they were looking for...... a PINE CONE! i don't get humans..... but anyways, they went in but when i was about to come inside she slammed the door in my face! I couldn't believe it! But then she let me back in, and she went back out. I was like "Come on Mommy! Make up your mind! Are you an indoor human or an outdoor human????" MOL!!!!

 

Thanksgiving surprises.....

November 14th 2013 5:37 pm
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ok, so one of my favorite holidays is coming up, and you'll never guess what it is. Ok, i'll tell you...... it's THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!! I LOVE LOVE LOVE Thanksgiving almost as much as i do Christmas! It's the most food you will eat all year! And when the humans drop scraps on the floor, it's all mine. Well, not ALL mine, ever since Cupcake got involved, he gets some too..... grrrrrrrrrrrr.

But my mommy has been getting up early the day after Thanksgiving when you are supposed to be RESTING after all of the food and "fun stuff" that the humans do, but NOOOOOOO my mommy gets up early to go to this thing called Day After Thanksgiving Sales. But when she comes home from her little shopping spree, she doesn't get ANYTHING for me! But wait, what if she does? Maybe it's a...... CHRISTMAS present! Maybe when she's not looking i'll sneak a peek in one of those bags....... MOL!!!!!!!!!!

 

Finally, a break!!!!!!!!

October 18th 2013 6:34 am
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ok, so I am soooooooooooooooooo sorry for not writing in a while, but my mommy has been super busy with..... SCHOOL, so she hasn't had a lot of time to write.

So a lot of stuff has been going on lately, like the usual, my brofur Cupcake is annoying as usual, jumping on me and all of the other kitties, and Sapphire's been kind of, well, grumpy lately. Like one time she jumped on the bed while me and my mommy were snuggling and of course, I had to remind her that this was MY bed, but noooooo Sapphire still keeps moving towards me so I am forced to growl at her, "Sapphire this is MY bed and I'm NOT sharing!" And you'll never guess what she did next! She actually had the nerve to sit in MY mommy's lap and start snuggling with her. (well I guess it's her mommy too, but still!) And I got so mad that I just jumped off the bed and laid on the pillows on the floor. But Sapphire wanted me OUT of the room, so she chased me under another bed. What is with that girl?!

Well, luckily I heard my mommy talking about a fall break and that she was off school for a little and I was super happy! Now I'd finally get some alone time with her WITHOUT Sapphire. I was super excited, until my mommy decides that instead of spending time with me, she will go on one of those vacations instead. For a couple of days!!!! I was even a little worried about her, so this time I didn't snub her for going on a vacation. Since she still has a little break time, I want to spend extra time with her but I noticed she is starting to pack her bags again, and you know what that means.... more time to spend with Cupcake and Sapphire! MOL!!!!

 

COTD?!

October 15th 2013 11:44 am
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Ok, i am very glad and honored to be COTD!!!!! thank you so much catster! i would also like to say thank you to Inky, Casey, The family of Alfie-Angel DB# 14, Dave, Allie, Buzz, Beautiful Angel, and more, for making cotd feel so special for giving me gifts! thank you so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry i haven't been writing in my diary lately and i will be writing more entries later, but right now i have treats to eat!!!!!!!!!!! MOL!!!!

 

the big storm

July 17th 2013 6:27 pm
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ok,so today there was a HUGE storm and it rained and thundered like CRAZY! it even hailed! i was soooo scared that i pretty much hid under the chair the WHOLE TIME!!!!

wait! hold on a second! did i just say SCARED????!!!! no OF COURSE i wasn't scared! i was only so slightly frightened that i bit my mommy every time she tried to get me out from under the chair. no, i wasn't scared! not at all! i mean what cat in their right mind would be scared of THUNDER for meowing out loud? not me! well.... maybe a little tiny bit, or a lot, but ummmm Sapphire was a lot more scared. yeah! hehehe! but don't tell anyone i said that!

so, yeah, after the storm was FINALLY over, i was kinda in a bad mood, 1. because my mommy had just dragged me out of my hiding place under the cahir and 2. just because cupcake was mocking me saying "Bluebell's scared of thunder! Bluebell's scared of thunder!" grrrr sometimes i can't stand him! well, it looks like it might storm again, gotta find another hiding place! not like i'm scared or anything! MOL!!!!

 

the big storm

July 17th 2013 6:27 pm
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ok,so today there was a HUGE storm and it rained and thundered like CRAZY! it even hailed! i was soooo scared that i pretty much hid under the chair the WHOLE TIME!!!!

wait! hold on a second! did i just say SCARED????!!!! no OF COURSE i wasn't scared! i was only so slightly frightened that i bit my mommy every time she tried to get me out from under the chair. no, i wasn't scared! not at all! i mean what cat in their right mind would be scared of THUNDER for meowing out loud? not me! well.... maybe a little tiny bit, or a lot, but ummmm Sapphire was a lot more scared. yeah! hehehe! but don't tell anyone i said that!

so, yeah, after the storm was FINALLY over, i was kinda in a bad mood, 1. because my mommy had just dragged me out of my hiding place under the cahir and 2. just because cupcake was mocking me saying "Bluebell's scared of thunder! Bluebell's scared of thunder!" grrrr sometimes i can't stand him! well, it looks like it might storm again, gotta find another hiding place! not like i'm scared or anything! MOL!!!!

 

bad dog!

July 9th 2013 4:01 pm
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ok, so today my mommy had another one of her human friends over (surprisingly, she wasn't that scary like her bigger human friends are) but when her human friend's mommy came to pick her up, she walked over and brought their DOG!!!! noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! me and this dog, Dandy, have NOT had a good history last time she came. i mean, she chased me up a TREE! now that's the thing i just don't get about dogs, people love them so much, but actually they're really mean and rude if you look what they've done to cats over the years. they are natural ENEMIES.

but anyways, when she brought her over again, my mommy kitty Pearl was out there, unfortunately. she was resting on the table in the front porch. when she saw the dog she sat perfectly still hoping the dog would just leave and not notice her. well that worked only for a little while, because when she thought Dandy wasn't looking, she dashed into the bushes, but Dandy saw her all right. he pulled and tugged in her leash until finally she was out of her human's grasp and made a mad dash for her. they ran all the way to the back yard until she outsmarted her by going upstairs to the deck.the dog couldn't figure out how to get up the steps (dumbo!) and my human mommy finally caught up with her and took her back to her owner.

my poor mommy kitty was traumatized. and i was inside the whole time, haha! i mean poor mommy kitty! MOL!!!!

 

all wet and covered in mud

June 17th 2013 6:34 pm
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ok, so these weird strangers come in today and put "carpet" in one of our rooms! i was VERY upset about this because first of all i am terrified of strangers, second of all i had to stay outside almost ALL DAY, and third of all they didn't even check with me first about putting it in! i mean, what if i didn't like the color? or what if it wasn't comfy enough to lay on? or what if it didn't compliment my fur? then they'd have to REPLACE the WHOLE THING and start all over again! that's why it always pays to talk with your cat first! luckily for them the carpet was just fine, so no carpet replacing needed!

also, it rained (excuse me, poured) outside today. i mean it rained so hard that i when i got home from hunting i was all wet and covered in mud! when i walked in my mommy rushed over to me and wrapped a towel around me, trying to get the mud off my fur. and to make it even worse, i was TRYING to EAT at that moment so i didn't have time to cmplain about it! once i was done eating i went to jump on a chair and the towel slid off. the problem was that when i looked down, i saw that i had left a big mud stain where i was sitting! whoops! i quickly jumped down, hoping that my mommy didn't see it. too late she was alraedy shouting "bluebell!" and coming towards me with the towel. i darted away, but maybe i should've stayed and said i was sorry. eh, she can clean it up right? i mean that's what humans are supposed to do! MOL!!!!

 

the big steel thingy

June 16th 2013 4:45 pm
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ok, i am totally out of breath and am almost too tired to write this entry! i just saved my mommy from the big steel thingy that she climbs into all the time! so this is what happened....

i was laying in the pasture taking a rest from hunting squirrels (which i hadn't caught.) and birds, when i saw the big steel thingy coming down the driveway. my mommy stuck her head out of it and waved to me. i was like "mommy! what in the world are you doing sticking your head out of the belly of the big steel thingy? first of all i think that's TOTALLY DISGUSTING, and SECOND OF ALL you are being INSANE!!!! how can you climb inside of that-" i stopped since she, of course, was a human and couldn't understand ANY of what i was saying, and she was already getting out of the thingy anyways. she picked me up and squeezed me, but i squirmed and cried "mommy! the steal thingy is stalking us! look it's just sitting there! RUN!!!!" i started to run as fast as i could towards the house but when i looked around my mommy was merrily walking behind me while the big steel contraption thingy was inching closer by the minute, squashing all sticks in its path. poor sticks! my mommy tried to pick me up again. "can't you see, this is urgent!" i meowed desperately. she put me down and i started running again, my mommy quickened her pace a little, but still didn't get the picture that there was a vicious steel thingy behind her, inching closer and closer.... we were almost to the house, but suddenly i saw a SQUIRREL in the woods! i paused and stared. "should i go after the squirrel?" i thought. "no! i have to lead my mommy to safety!" i started to run again and this time my mommy started to run too, thankfully! i ran as fast as i could to the house the steel thingy coming faster and faster! i ran and ran and ran until my mommy opened the door to the house and we were safe!

whew! i hope i don't have to do this very often! humans are exhausting! MOL!!!!

 

the v word

June 15th 2013 2:28 pm
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ok, this is HORRIBLE! i can't stand the thought! i'm going to the.... the.... the.... oh i can't even say it! i'm goig to the VET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nooooooooooooooooooooo! why do they hate me?! what did i do? the last time i went to the vet was about a year ago when i was only a kitten, and my paw was stuck in a door.... ALL NIGHT. (that was when i lost one of my lives.) it was awful! and now i have to go again, because my mommy thinks i have- horrors- WORMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they think that's why i'm skinny! this is SO EMBARRASING!

and what made it even worse was that CUPCAKE attacked me las night! he chased me all around the house, and my mommy's mommy was so mad that he had to stay in a room the whole night and i got to sleep with my mommy! also, i got a whole pack of treats and didn't even have to share at all with cupcake! that was nice. MOL!!!!

 
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