February 21st 2013 10:32 pm
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I didn't say this when it happened as I didn't want anyone to think badly of my mum but the week before last she confiscated my catnip fish.
I had been playing with it and was feeling all revved up and I attacked her hand and when she told me not to I attacked Josie. After she had rescued Josie mum took my fish and put it in a drawer. She said if it made me mean I couldn't have it.
But I noticed which drawer and I bided my time.
Opportunity arose last night. Mum was writing a birthday card for a friend and needed to check her friend's address and I know just where her address book is. Mum got the book out of the drawer, I waited until she was busily writing and made my move. The drawer was open, in went the paw, extend the claw, hoick fish out and scarper. Mum didn't even see what happened. She sealed her letter, address book back in drawer, drawer closed and on her way.
Then, "How did you get that, Toby?" Having retreived my fish I was quick to indulge in some serious catnip sniffing and she came across me and the fish rolling ectastically in the hall.
Of course she didn't have the heart to take it back and I remembered not to be mean to Josie after so I can keep it for now.
Humans may think they have the power but us cats always win in the end!!
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Good job on getting that fish back!
That's right I am the boss of our house with Grandma my second in command. I have my humans trained just the way I want them (well most the time anyway).
Just remember be nice to your sister and mum at all times.
Toby, you are very smart. That was mean of your Mom to take your fish away. Every human knows, when cat has nip - use caution. Touch cat at your own risk. Better not touch cat and let the nip wear off a bit first. Enjoy your fish.