This Is My New Diary by Barney Joe Thunderbear

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My May 28th Diary Entry by Barney Joe Thunderbear

May 29th 2012 7:32 am
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Tuesday May 28th

Well, I am still growing and am still huge. Lessee, what else. Well, Freddy Mercury is being quite a little pest these days! He jumps on Mommi's toes and bites 'em! He stalks me! He tore a whole in Mommi's downy comforter! He bats Mommi with hard smacks! He cries if he does not get his way, and mutters about it! He swipes everyone with claws! He has stinky poos! He eats out of my food dish! He swings from the drapes with fishnet cloth around his neck! He bites!

I guess that is all. *hmph*.

Yours truly,
Barney Joe Thunderbear

 

My Third Diary Entry by Barney Joe Thunderbear - -May 21

May 21st 2012 7:00 am
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Dear Diary -
I cannot believe I have been on Catster more than a year! :) It's really neat. And I have really grown, and am quite big as cats go. In fact, the other week when Mommi took me out on my halter and leash I frightened some passersby when I LEAPED into the air about five feet! Twice. Mommi's going to take me out again soon, but my halter was getting a little tight and I have somehow lost my collar. The black one with rhinstones on it!
In other news, I am having to learn to get along with that new white kitten, Freddy Mercury, who hangs about back here in Mommi's room with me. He has been sequestered back here in the back half of the house (it is big back here, though) until he has The Operation. He is worried about it, but I had it and I do not remember it and so it wasn't so bad at all. It sorta makes you not so restless and to leave girl cats alone. As long as Freddy keeps his distance, I will even allow him to lie on Mommi's bed beside me.
That is all for today--Oh! Oh! We cats all got de-flead last night! We all hated it, but today I noticed I do not itch so much and there are no little creatures (*ewwww) crawling on myself. :) YAY!!!
Yours truly,
Barney Joe (The Great)

 

May 18 - My Second Diary entry

May 18th 2012 6:38 am
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Well, I have taken up residence in the back half of the house, where Mommi's room is, and more specificificaly, on her bed. I am sorta tolerating certain Freddy Mercurys as he is a kitten maybe 8 months old now and he is so pitiful. He was found in front of his last home, sitting on the front steps in front of an empty house with a "For Sale" sign next to it. I guess he comes with the dern house, or something. He had been sitting there for days starving (he used to lie in the window every day when his people loved him), waiting for his people, till he weighed three pounds which is nothing as he is a long cat. He followed Mommi and Ro home, which was two blocks. Since then he has been putting on weight, but I feel sorry for him although I hissed at him yesterday as he had the nerve to walk 3 feet from me. He stays in the back half of the house as Bunny and them try to beat him up if he goes to the front half.
Yesterday, Auntie Ro ordered flea medicine from the PetMeds store with her card and I sure hope they send 'em and do not keep our money. We are all scratching like MAD!
Guess that's it for now. Oh! Oh! I made Diary Pick today with a few other diaries and I am SO PROUD you could poke me with a pin and I'd burst!
Yours truly and happily,
Barney Joe
PS: Yay! (*does cartwheel, recieves headbump*... Ed.)

 

The First Page of My New Diary---

May 9th 2012 11:10 am
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May 9, 2012
Wednesday

Dear Diary--
Here is my first entry to you. How exciting! (for me, anyway). Here goes:

I do not know who Mommi thinks she is, but She Had Better Watch It! :o
Our new kitten, Freddy Mercury the Angora (*hmph*) lies about on Mommi's bed all day and he blends in with the white comforters and Mommi and them think it's so cute! Well, I sure let Mommi know how I felt yesterday. She tried to put some kibbles in my special dish in her room, and she said, "Look, Barney Joe!". I tossed my head and sauntered off. WELL, Freddy likes to lie on MY SPOT on Mommi's bed beside her and look out the window! Yes, it's true. It irks me. Mommi tried to get me to come open the door to the back half of the house, which I can do by standing up and pushing it and she helps me a little. WELL, I just sat in front of the door, and when she asked me a third time I decided to lick my front paw.
It is bad enough she gets on the computer. I ignored her all day and scowled. Don't let anyone tell you cats don't have any emotions and can't change their facial expressions. Also, I tossed my head when she spoke to me, and turn away. They say My Daddy Joe Thunderbear would do that.
Mommi tried to scratch my head and i pulled away from her and tossed my head. A lot of head-tossing followed by me lifting up my front feet and turning away and trotting off like a pony. Oh, I went about flipping my tail a lot, too. JUST like my Daddy they say, but I am supposedly much more "dramatic" about it!
Well, last night when Mommi was too engrossed in the tv I went up to her and put my paw, claws OUT, gently on her leg. She said, "Oh, Barney!" and scratched my head and went back to her show. *HMMPH*!! I kinda like Freddy, but He Had Better Watch Out, too, as I think he wants to be the top cat, which is moi. We may have to have a duel! And I amnot sure if I will speak to Mommi today, neither!
Dramatically, with *Hmph*ish Overtones,
Barney Joe Thunderbear
(The Great)

 
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