The Mythology of Purr-C-Us

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PurrC Proclaims Himself King.

November 23rd 2011 7:24 am
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I love the attic in our new house. It's mine. It's got carpeted stairs up to it and then it's all insulated and finished. And because my humans haven't really got a clue what to do with it yet, it's all empty for me to romp and roll around!

There's two little windows up there at my height. The first tiny one overlooks the backyard and roof pigeons. They look in at me, I drool at them. The other window had lacy white curtains, but I redecorated. They're now my lacy white, fluffy kitten bed! And of course that's the room all flies in the house eventually go to die. So I have things to chase and snacks!

Mom put my ball in track toy up there too so I can play and it can echo and sound like a HUNDRED BALL IN TRACK TOYS!!! Then she says she knows where I am.

My brothers come up to my attic floor when they want to wrestle. We like pouncing and playing up there at night because it's right over Mom and Dad's bedroom. We can make noise to wake them up, then chase each other down the stairs, through the hallway, and bounce onto the bed with them! It's great fun. Captain likes running across their pillows, Sparkman likes that route too, Moose likes running across their stomachs, and I like it when I can manage to get up there! You see, I have short little legs and a whole lottah fluff. So sometimes I try to jump places the other guys go and I just plop down on my little rump.

But you know what the real reason to hangout in the attic is?! I'm the tallest cat in the house! Which of course means that I'm the leader. Raw raw, King PurrC!!! I'm king of my domain: the ATTIC!

 

Purrseus Checking In!

October 19th 2011 5:12 pm
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WOW, Mom is slow! I was a daily diary pic almost a week ago! And she's just now helping me discover that. Of course, I knew! She's so silly! Thanks friends for the cool pic and award and cat and leafies!!! I was sure excited.

I'm having a blast in our new house. That's right! Our humans moved. And they took us with! (That hasn't always happened to me, so I'm just thrilled that I got to come along!) There's carpet and stair cases and all sorts of new doors for me to play my favorite game. I hide behind the door, wait for one of my brothers to walk past, and then I run at them chirping! Mostly I just flop over when I reach them and ask if they wanna wrestle... But if it's Moose, I don't ask. I just pounce! That guy's always up for a rumble. Sparkman, I often just roll around and lick his head. And the Captain I don't wrestle. I just run around with him and then we cuddle. Yup. I am still having a blast with my brothers. I love it here!

 

Purrseus is TWO!

October 9th 2011 5:02 pm
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It's my birthday! It's my birthday!!! I'm 2 whole years old now. Is that much older than 1 year old? I'm so confused. But I'm having a blast. The humans moved us to a new house & there's so much more room for me to lounge and chase my brothers. There's even a huge carpet for me and Moose to do our morning wrestling match on!

I asked Mom what we were going to do about my birthday, and she said we're going to go bake a cake & open a can of kipper snacks when Dad comes home from work. She says I'll love kipper snacks cause they're fish. And apparently I love fish... Really?! I'm so excited!

I'm going to go purr/chirp at the window again and wait for Dad. Did I mention I adore Dad? Me and Moose know who's the coolest human in the house. Or maybe even the whole world. I just can't stop giving him nose kisses and licking his beard. He's the coolest! Dad dad dad dad dad dad. DAD! Purrrrrs!

 

Purrseus's Secret Is Out!

August 22nd 2011 8:53 pm
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Uh-oh! Mom's figured me out! She said that the house has just been smelling like cat pee everywhere lately. Dad thought it was just wafting smell from the liter boxes... But she's figured out that I'm peeing in naughty places! Oh, noes!!! I had a accident on the bathroom carpet, TWICE! And on her soft velvety chair Moose sleeps on. Don't tell her I also pee-ed in that secret location in the basement & that other one on the front porch! She might not like that... It's a good thing I've been here long enough that they call me their kitten & part of the family. Because I overheard Mom and Dad talking, and all they plan on doing is taking me to the Vet to get checked out... Checked out?! I don't understand what that means. But I'm just glad I didn't hear her say "back to the shelter!" or "You are now our outside cat." Phew! It's good to be loved so much... Especially when I'm being naughty!

 

Am I No Longer a Car Cat?!

August 2nd 2011 8:01 pm
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I think my humans are crazy. Today they took me for a drive. A DRIVE! When I first arrived here over a year ago, they used to take me on road trips and everything. I actually loved being in the car with them back then. But lately they hardly take me in the car for anything other than the Vet visits. And that Sparkman guy's been telling me all about the Vet. Sounds like a place I don't want to go! So today in the car I didn't just sit on Mom and purr like I used to; I squirmed and cried and silent meowed and panted and then I sat there and purred. Mom and Dad were a little confused as to why I wasn't just chillaxin' and purring by the air conditioner like I usually do. Oh, well. My days as the Car Cat might just be over. That or maybe I just am out of practice! Purrrrs

 

PurrC Is Melting!

July 5th 2011 7:50 pm
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It's too hot here. First I was complaining about cold last week and this week it's just too hot. I'm spending my days zonked out under the ceiling fan on my carpet and just looking like a big dust bunny fluffer pile. Mom says my brains may have melted. Dad says I just need more cuddles... What do you think?!

Mom put ice cubes in our water dish. We all took turns drinking COLD water and batting at the cubes. But now it's back to hot hot melt time. I'm gunna go see if it's cooler on the porch... melt melt...

 

Lazer Pointer!

June 23rd 2011 9:58 am
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I get to exercise every morning with the Sparkman! I LOVE hanging out with that guy. He plays fetch each morning with Mom while she drinks that coffee stuff. (YUCK!) And when he starts slowing down, she pulls out the lazer pointer! And then that red dot invades the house for a while. Battle stations, cats! Down with the red dot!!!

At first she said that I had to do five wall hops before I could give up. But she's since decided that I am actually in better shape than that. So now I have to do ten wall hop/belly bops on the wall! That means when the red dot is up the side of the wall, I have to jump up pounce at it so fiercely that my little chubby belly kinda bounces me off the wall; belly bop! She's also calling what Sparkman does for the red dot "Wall hop/belly bop/4 up/2 ft high!" meaning that he's not only hopping against the wall to get the dot, he's also bouncing his belly, getting all four feet off the ground to do it, AND he's bounced his back feet a foot or two off the ground! Wow that cat's an athlete. I'm learning from the best, I tell you.

Just between you and me, I love Mom but I think her funny terms for what we do in exercise time are just a little too alley-oop-fakey-fakey-360-double-McTwisty. That said, Sparkman must be the feline Flying Tomato cause not only does he have red hair and totally lead the competition to a new level; he likes veggies. That weirdo!

Okay, I gotta go get back to my important activities fo the day like foot washing and window watching... Or was that foot watching and window washing? Hrmmm... I better lick both just to be on the safe side. And pounce on my Moose friend.

 

I Have a Home!

June 10th 2011 8:10 am
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Oh wow! I've been in this house with my brothers for a whole year?! Thanks friends! Mom and Dad totally hadn't realized that yesterday was my Gotcha Day! Purrrrrs... I have a HOME! A real forever home!!!

 

I'm Just FLUFFY!

June 10th 2011 8:08 am
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Dad took me to the Vet for a trim in a weird place. Trust me friends, you don't want more information than that! Anyhoo, while I was there the Vet took my weight and gave me an exam for the pet insurance people. And according to the Vet I'm fat and bordering on obese! What?! Mom says I'm not fat; I'm just FLUFFY! And my Mom wouldn't lie to me. What do you think? Does all this fluff make me look fat?!

Dad said he asked her if it wasn't just part of me being a Maine Coon/possible Norwegian Forest cat breed. She said no, that she was basing her assessment on my profile. That I'm missing some nice trim shape tuck thing near my hind quarters... Whaaaa?! The only cat I know with a trim tuck is Captain Morgan. And he's obsessed with food.

The Vet told Mom & Dad to stop just putting out bins of food for us and start regulating us to half a cup of dry food a day... GROAN! That's no fun! I'll starve!!! Mom says she's trying exercise first and researching this a little. She says I keep "pudging out and then getting taller." And since Maine Coons take 3 years to get to full size; she thinks I might just be preparing for a growth spurt.

What do you think?!

 

Box Convention!

May 30th 2011 1:00 pm
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I think the best part of being Cat of the Day; and then a Daily Diary Pick on Sunday was that I made so many new friends!!! And even joined a few groups. Sorry I can't join all of them; Mom says I'm not allowed to be on the computer playing ALL day long!

Right now we're having a box convention on the living room area rug (aka my carpet troll domain). You should try it! It's fun... Mom and Dad keep letting us keep boxes that come in the house and right now there's enough on the carpet for me, Moose & Captain Morgan to each have our own... Captain of course is sitting in one too small for any grown feline, but purring in it. Moose is napping. And I'm up and watching Mom type, and telepathically commanding her to write this. Sparkman's still campaigning for potatoes from Mom and sitting on her so she doesn't leave us on a stay-cation while another of us gets a daily diary pic! Good work, Sparkman. Keep Mom sitting! Purrrrs!

 
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