October 9th 2010 1:21 pm
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Doan youz all be listnin to Timz. He think I'm all cranky N'Stuff. NOT. Jus, well, mah own Cat! Dat Cat wit a Capitol C!
Now I doan NOT LIKE Tobers or Rumpers, jus, dat dey younginz. Dey doan no da real portant tings in life, like treaters. Then there is morning meal N'Treaters. An dat night mealz N'Treaters! Sure, sure, dere be'es a hed scratchin and ears a rubbin too, but, dat included in da package! See youz getta Cat N youz do da earz N Hed auto-matic-el. So dat inna package. See, I giva purrz I getta treaters deal done.
Trow inna bitta lazerz tagz N youz all finish.
So Dey get in da wayz O My treaters. Sure dey WANT too, but, age N Bee-U-Tee firzt!
So'es anyhoo I now be Chargin! I go'es diggin in da toes and get dis big-ol-boy movin! I doan warn-em! I jus go at-it. Dey see me comin and dey step out da way! I get mah treaters On-Time! Every-Time!
I hit dem mousers too! Whack! Hit-em hard like C-A-T!
Oh, by the by, I tink dem lives mousers be sneakin round dat stair. I checkin when Pop come in! I lookee. I smellee. No-see-um! Yet!
PS'ers Bye de bye to da gurls OP and Shader3...................
Hey Phantom doan step onna boardz
Oh yeah dat kitz Phantom gurl vistin!
October 3rd 2010 1:34 pm
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Dat Rumpy is a doozy of a dood. He round here like a rocketing ships. Here is da Rumpers. Dere is da Rumpers. Hey, Rumpers onda tree! Hey Rumpers inda kitchens.
So I turn roun da couch cause I'ma all set. I checkin da stair fer da mousers who may be invadin causa da fall time. Dey do dat!
I be turnin da corner and... BUMP inta Rump.
I be goin to da bedrooms and... BUMP inta Rump.
I go ta get in line fer da treaters, we all gotta spot fer treaters, and... Bump inta Rump.
Youz now Rumpy-Bump!
Buddy Bud Has Spokenz!
Gimme a treaters fer diz big thinkin Pops!
*Buddy Bud starts laughing "Rumpyyyy-BUMP Rumpyyyy-BUMP!" MOL*
September 24th 2010 1:43 pm
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I have to thank all da wonnerfulz purrfolk at dat KCK for makin me Da Cat O Da Weeks!
I just lov-em! Yessir I Do!
I shudda been talkin bout diz on Mondayz but my Cats I am so behind!
Buzy Buzy With da laz minutes teachins fer da kits who R goin to nudder doption day dis week!
Da puter been offen cause Pops werkin gain part dayz.
He alzo bein on da Puter fer da SpaySavers gonna HoTMetaL??
Gettin da treats locked away...
*Buddy gets a look from Tim and Toby*
Oh, OK, I will share with Rumpy... He iz done hiz seclusion(what dat fur??) an will be wit us dis week endz. *Buddy Whispers* Man I hope he don eat treats den I take his share!
So Good eve-en-in to youz all and I-C-U-Soon!
(dat mean iz needz Intenze Ceeing U'ez)
Big Head Bumps from Big Buddy Bud!
September 17th 2010 12:58 pm
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*Buddy comes in cranky!*
He goez an getz dat purdy pages!
Buddy Bud getz NUTTIN!
Buddy Bud gonna see bout dis!
Buddy Bud gonna set tings raght roony wit dat Tobies and Timmerz too!
Whatz dat Tim?
Youz wants play?
OK! Les beat ups on Tobies!
OK! Les Play!
Buddy Bud hold no grudgies!
Bye from Buddy Bud
September 16th 2010 7:23 am
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So Firstus and mostus!
We be stayin on Catster fer da due-ration!(dat mean I due my ration firs an I wait no mattah howz Longz)
Secon da codin!
We know it be's an honor to be's a paper kittah! Lotz N Lotz of work to be showin! Lots of combin, washin, pettin, eatin gud fuud(My favrite), sleepin goodz, N muches more!
Spechul Momz catz N Popz cats tooz! Speshul Moms Peeple N Pops Peeple who luvem!
So we want funz too! Cause We have lots of fun being Rescue an Ferals and Shelter kittahs.
Soz we made up our own Codes!
Amber was FFV: Forever Foster from Vet
Stinker was PXwCBR: Pops Ex-wifes Cat who was the Best. Regardless!(MOL)
The Kits are FG: Found inna Garage!
Pee was RS: Rescue from Shelter!
Coco was SFBB: Saved from Bad Breeder!
Toby is a MNS: Mom not Spayed
Inky was a BSNL: Before Spay/Neuter Litter
Timmy is a FUTB: Found under Trash Bag
Me, Buddy TMTLO, MPB: Too Much Trouble for last Owner, May Be Purebred, But!
We are all LL: Lucky to be Loved!
And EM: Eat too Much! Hey! Whoz put dat dere? Tim? Toby?
*Buddy grumbles and the Boyz MOL rolling on the floor*
Always pickin on Buddy Bud...
September 10th 2010 9:04 am
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So's here I is bein ready fer eatin da mousers!
Jus gotta be patent bout gettin down dere inda little roomz when dey dere!
So dat I gotta dooz, butz, dere other cat dooties dat I gotta dooz tooz!
Onna dem be a big, sun blockin, over da others, huge like tree youz get stuck up in, dooty of major preportions.
Itz dat we ALWAYS gotta make dem peeple knowz dat durin da most portant timz da dayz, Meal Time, We are da deciders of deciden whatz onda menu!
We make da menu what we wantz on da menu to be durin dat most portant timz an datz datz!
So da other weeks weez all sudden like getta meal da havva funny ting innit. DO NOT WANT! We all gettin cat huddle an makka cat contrac bout: NO EAT DIZ STUFS! Peerod!
So I do dat what I beez gud atz smellin and checkin, checkin and smellin. Yessir. So's I find dat Pops he is up to dem she-nanny-ganz agin. He's a makin dem RAW meals! Yessir!
So's I showed em!
I bite up dat nasty of nasty and Drag dat nasty of nasty to da dirt box!
Then Buddy Bud, and, beleive or not, Toby Tom diggem like crazy. We go and bury it so's Pops not know howz ta do-it no morez. We dig N dig N dig N dig.
Dunno what happen but dat Pops he find dat nasty of nasty!
He wuz kinda like: Huh? Whazzat onna floor? An den he got da noisy monster out N we ran.
We sneak back out da sleepin roomz N... Like nevver happen!
Nex time we get Tim in on da Dooty. He better plannin!
Glad Pops Do not know I did dis ting.
Buddy Bud on Cat-Dooty!
September 10th 2010 8:25 am
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Las night I was all readys fer...
Well lemmee back up a bits...
Pops did his night time checkin of dem little ones cause dey be in diffrent part da houz. I dont can figgure it all outz but dere isza stair, anna door, anna door, anna door.
Mah head spinnin!
So anyhoo. I follow Pops down da stairs cause I checkin up! Makin sure. Doin it twicet. Cat Dooties. So I was smellin sumtin. So, when da Pops open da doorz, dere it waz. Dere waza smella mousers all over dat little spot tween da doors. I checkin behin da ting! Den da other ting! Den da door! MOL! Dat door be's da outsider and dey sneakin under cause itz cold! Dey lef but dey wuz here! I knowed itz!
Buddy Bud wil Getim soon!
September 8th 2010 5:58 am
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I bin goin down da stair and ME-owin!
I bin goin up at da top da stair, where I sitz, ME-owin!
Now I start ME-owin at da door onna stair!
Da Pops lemme outz a cuple-tree, maybe four time!
It just a little roomz wit doorz!
But I have ta smell it! Check it! Smell it again! Check it again!
Youz knowz! Cat Dooties!
Den I ree-port to da boyz Timmy N Toby N Kits N Angels N all!
Yessir! Keep up the investigatin Doods!
August 25th 2010 6:34 am
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*Buddy sits with lashing Catitude tail. Cranky as always!"
Ya Know! Geez! Its always da Pop wit dat "BUDDY STOP DAT!"
Youz shud pick on golden boy Tim! But, Oh No'es! Da Tim does not do baddies or cat trouble! He is a goodie goodie kitty cat.
Dem dere stuffs wasn't putted onna shelf raght! It wudda fall anyhoo! I jus walk roun and do a cat check onna whedder it's good-enuf place to sit N I gedda Blames!
Yu-no! I hadda keep on catin when it start fallin so'es I don go wid-it an fall to da bottom! I cudda got ouchies! I cudda hitted mah heds! Wern't nobody worry-en bout da Buddy Bud! An dat Pops tooka pictur too! I seez it dere! MEOW!
So dats done an...
Still youz pickin on Buddy Bud!
I jumpin and runnin ta save mah-self so'es ahm workin up a hunger. Pops jus leavin da treats dere while he's puttin da peeple foods away.
So-es bein hongry I help MAHSELF! What Wrong Wid-dat? Pops doin it agin "BUDDY STOP DAT". I be halpin by open dat treat bag nice-n-good so-es I can et-it. I use da sharpy claw an: Zip da bag open! Butz! Oh No-es! Pops tak da treat N put-em way so-es I no can et no mo! Dat no goodz. Hongry!
I decide I nebber be frens wit non o dem! I don lak em no mo. I be all by self an run away soon! Yessir neber lak em no mo...
OOOOOHHHHH.... POPS Keep scritchin mah hed! AAAHHHHHH! I lak dat! OOOOHHHHH youz gimmee treat! Yeah! I lub youz allz! Youz all so-es good to Buddy Bud... Purrrrrr Purrrrrr OK we frens!
Your Pal Buddy Bud
August 23rd 2010 4:17 pm
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OK we all agree to put some mention, short mention I may add, bout dem Kits habin a Cam. Ya Know... Dis is OK as den dey will be dopted an not havta commere witme! Yeppers!
OK dis be da linker
Link to Kitten Cam
Dere Da good Deed Be Done!
I see Pops gave em dat stoopid ball wit da mousies dat pop out tooz. Pops is takin notice dat lotsa stuff fer us'es cat peeple are reelly made for peeple peeple ya know whaddi mean. Like it looks good to peeple and we go lak, yea, raght, later, BOORING!
He gonna tink bout dis in depth... Lak I always do!
Have a treat on me tonite doodz N doodetes..
Yer Pal Buddy Bud