Buddy Budds Edcu-Cat-ional Series: Problem Box Training

Well hello dere all mah Catster furends. Buddy Budd here wit sum gud infurmation dat been fur any youngin. Mah little Man-Cat Buttonz, well he aint so little no mo, but anyhoo, ah tell-ya da trainer methodz.

Hi Uncle Buddy. Can you show me the correct way to attack a quarrelsome box?

Ya gotta check da innerds. Check em gud now!

Go deep inta dat boxer. Yup Yup!

Cuz dere may be da prizer. Not dis case butt sum time.

Now Ya grab dat boxer and giv-em a Shaker. Shaker shake shake.

Now ya gotta bite! Bite so yer nose crinkler. Bite bite bite.

An ya use da paw to grab-em! Grab-em and Spin-em!

Now ya user dat wrestler mover. Ya Body Slammer. Yessir!

Da fazt Smakey Paw ta da body. Fazt now don't be a kitten.

Now ya put dat gud Stomp on dat box!

Da Cat Victorious! Yoo stand over dat box an relisher da winnin.

Yoo too can be da boss uf da Box in yer home.

Now yoo youngin been listen gud to da Buddy Budd an take diz training to da heart. Ya gonna finder dat by bein top ’o’ box ya able ta take care biznit and keepin dem catz inna place dat need place keepin.

Yessir
Your Buddy
Buddy Budd

Buddy Budd sayin Hello from da Bancock!

So hey dere Catzterz catz!
Diz yer rovin cat Buddy Budd comin atcha frum da bootiful citiez of da Backcock.
Yessir

Me an dem wild catz Teesha, Dexter, Jazmine and Bella were an did havva fun here. Diz city onna da bes inna world to get fun and a bitta wildnezz inta da blood. Luck mah pal Mac got diz phoetoe. Diz a land fulla very spezshul placez dey call Temples.

We hadda guider touring and we seen one dat hadda catz round-it.
Yez dis spezshul placer all righter!
Yup Yup

Now yoo be shur ta come by da Lounger onna Tent cuz dad our anniversry.

Rememberz dat iffin yoo Bloo yoo shud come bye and join up! We havva morz fun den any udder clubber!
Yessir

Purrz to ya!
Yer Buddy
Buddy Budd

Buddy Budd sittin Pretty

So ah waz juz chillin. Yeah chillin.
Dem da Bozz Cat, Timmerz, he comez ova an sayz dat he gonna git Buddy Bud readyfied fur da Summer Timez Blooz. Ya knowz. Da Blooz Lounger Tripz.
So ah say K!

We start in da primary type cat layin nexta cat poezition!

We Whacka Whacka Whacka Whacka Whacka Whacka

We chill in nexta cat poezition!

We Whacka Whacka Whacka Whacka Whacka Whacka

Timmerz say: “Hold it Buddy. What’s that you say Buttons?”

Den here Buddy Bud sittin pretty.

So whut so portant? Huh? Well ah dunno. An ya know whut?
I tell ya whut! Dat Timmerz talk funnee!
Yup Yup
Yessir

Your Buddy
Buddy Bud

See Buddy Budd Being Spring Tagged!

Hey Katz
Mah gudd pal Queen Missy of dat Missylandia ask Buddy Budd whut he likez bout Springer Timez. Ah Bin Tegger!

Below mah answerz.

Da Tingz Ah Likerz bout Springer Timez iz!

1. Sunny Shiner! Yepperz dis da bestest when ya sittin inda winda!
2. Flowerz dat Smellz-Oh-So-Gud! Ah da whiffer of da Springerz!
3. Sheddin all dat hairz! HeeHee Da Dad gotta sneezer!
4. Critterz. Like watchee dem Critterz out da Winder!
5. Dad Happee! Alwayz likez ta see da Dad Hapee!

Ah sendin big Buddy Budd Thankerz ta Queen Missy!

And My Furends you can alzo be Taggered! Tell me Whut youz lak bout dat Springerz Timez!

Your Buddy
Buddy Budd

Let me tell ya how it iz!

Hmmmm. Buddy MacBud not shur aboutz dat new GOOD Dood Rumperz.

Ah jus doan know bout dat dere Rumperz! He say dis! He say dat! Ah wanna see da puddin proof afur ah beleeve it.

Yessir

Now bout dat big ruckus wit dat new play toyz. Why botherz? Gud toyz here!

Buddy MacBud know howta play wit Jus Da Raght Energy!

Now dis is PLAYIN! YESSIR!

Then Ya Jus RELAX! Mmmmmm.... Restfur!

So play da Buddy MacBud way an you be alright today!

Yessir

Have a tilt-O-Nip fur St Patricks on Ol'Buddy!
Your Pal
Buddy MacBud

Happy Birfdayz to Buddy Bud

Hey Catz!

Yez itz dat timer of year. Big Buddy Buds Birfdayz. The Big 12!
Hoo-Cat let me tell-yer dat ah feelin kittenish! Young and fulla energetics! Runnin and Funnin thats what ya gotta stay wit.

Pops is really happyz cuz-o-dis. He workin to keep me fit az fiddle. Yepper.

Now let me tell-ya bout mah furends who been sendin super good birfdayz wishez ta Buddy Bud!
Thankyz to
Bondi, Felix and Family
Marmelade
Milo and Family
Meep and Bibi
Morris, Coda and Family
Pipo and Minko them Siamezers
Rex and Family
Patches and Family
Raincloud
Smiley-Cassanova
Monster
Lady, Baby and Family
Timo Katz
Mac and Family
Bella Bush and Family

And Specials thanky thanks ta that Blue Dood Tate, Dexter, Big Harry and Family, Kiki and Family. Dey gimmee fun yummy goodies a mouzer an a hat ta party in! Wowzer! Mr Buddy Bud izza lucky cat.

Now dey sayz dat gettin old can be troublin. Well gettin old fur me is GOOD! I gotta lovin home and lovin furends!

Gosh-Rooty ah even feelin lak Rumpy izza furen! But jus fur a short timer K.

Love ya all!
Post dem photoe when Catzter git dem fleas gone
Your Birthday Buddy
Buddy Bud

Wow What an Honor!

I have been picked for diary of the day!
W00-H00
How much of a cool cat am I.
I cannot wait to tell the other guys and fitz to.
I am one lucky kitty.

Buddy Bud

My Gotcha Day!

Hoo-Cat!

Dat timez agin

Timmerz lemmee host da Blog: http://timmytomcat.blogspot.com/

Check it out ta see Buddy Budz storee

We alzo got our Holidayz Moovee posted dere! I be in dat too!

Yessir

Thanks every fur! You all been xtra nice ta Buddy Bud diz year! Special tanks to da Russian Blue Lounge furz! You catz know how ta partee! We do so much fun my brofurz jellez! Love ya special!

Reemember all dem kitties needin home diz year and comin year, Important ta help dem in need big time!

Yessir!

Your Buddy who tankfur fur a furever homez
Buddy Bud

Safe!

I just wanted to say we Tomcats are all purraying that our pals and their families are safe from these nasty storms. Be careful if you have to go out! Icy here in Pa.
Purrs
Your Buddy
Buddy Bud

Happy Dayz of Holidayz!

Hoo Cat

Dat Time of da yearz.
Lotta singin and carolin. Ah alwayz wunder if der was singin and harryin too? Do-ya know? Huh. I wunder?

Well we be gettin ready fur our mewish holiday. Dat mean dat we try an be spiritualer den usual. Dats whut Pops sayin anyhow. I been good cat an not trouble making. Not like some. Some are trouble all timez!

Yessir

So ah waz wonderin lak inquirin catz do. Does we gotta Ali-een livin wit us? See ah notice things. There odd thing happenin.

Yessir

Ah tink we gotta Ali-een Poster livin here wit us. He be sneakin and watchin and gonna do some Ali-een ting soonz. How I know ya asker? I tellya. Buddy Bud See Tings dat not natural. Yup!

Ah doant think he iz a cat. He a poster!

Whut cha think? Lemmee know!

So since dat Holidayz maybe yoo wanna prezzie fur da family? Maybe a prezzie fur da doggie? Maybe a prezzie fur aunt Matlider who livvin in Nomerz-Lasker? Well Buddy Bud Gotcha sumptin Speshul!

Wonderfur Deal! Great Big Sale Thing! CHEEP!

So Make da offer and we do Biznit! K!

Love ya All Thanks fur being a Furend of Buddy Bud dis year!

PS'es
Pops say to send a Pawmail fur gettin cardz! It fun!
Yessir!

Your Buddy
Buddy-Bud