May 14th 2013 5:21 pm
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Mama calls the new campsterer trailer the "glamper," and she sez we are gonna go glampin. I sure hope glampin is fun...
Sunday Gunnie and I spent bout one million hours in the new glamper. Mama sez it was only 5, but I do not believe it. Gettin there was terbl. Mama took Gunnie, but I did not know where they were goin, so I ran and hided underneath the bed so mama could not find me. I did not know she seed me goin under the bed.
When mama comed back, she used a yarderstick to make me come out. I runned real fast behind the loveseat. Mama used the yarderstick to make me go out, so I runned up the hall. Oh, NO!!! The beddyroom door was up tight, so I turned and runned real fast past mama to the dinin room. I was gettin pretty tired, so finally mama reached underneath the dinin room table and catched me. I was kinda relieved when we onliest went to the glamper.
We had snacks and tried the air condishunner, and mama bringed some toys and even some fresh nip. The new ottermun is cool; even daddy likes it. It is square, and it has what mama called a hinged top. Inside mama is gonna keep our toys and our kitty chow so we can have snacks on the road when the glamper slidey things are not out.
Gunnie and I played and napped, and after mama put some new peacock feathers in the table rangement, Gunnie and I sneaked up to check it out. Guess what? The vase with the rangement falled over waaaaaaay too easy. Mama and daddy were onliest goned a few minutes, and when they comed back inside daddy said "it's down." Course it was down. What did they expect? Mama should either pick a fatterest vase or maybee use some stuff to make it stick to the tabl if she does not want it to fall over.
Daddy went to his nuther house, so now we are helpin mama and watchin grampster put in a new gate in the back yard. Mama is gettin a new ridey lawnmower in just a few days.
Guns thinks he is gonna drive it, and he wants me to come too, but I do not think I trust his drivin. He would probly just crash the lawnmower into somethin big and break it. Ummmmm...does anybuddy have a helmet I can borrow?
May 4th 2013 3:11 pm
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I have had a couple of terbl days. Thursday mama was outside all day, but when she comed in she realized I was gettin in the potty lots and poopin. One time she watched me, and I didn't feel good, so I just laid down in the potty. Later there was a little spot of poop on the rug in the hall, so mama runned the SpotBot. Later mama smelled somethin stinky, but she could not find it until she got real close to me. See, some of the poop sticked in my furs. It was pretty embarrassin as you can imagine.
Mama tooked me to the bathyroom and tried to get the stuff out. She used toilet papers and pet wipers and everything, but the bad stuff would not come outta my fur. I am real skared of the bathytub cuz I had a coupla baths there before, so mama thought it would not be so skary if I had a bath in the sink. Well, I struggled and screamed and howled and moaned. I was makin such a fuss that Guns comed to the door and cried and pawed tryin to get in and rescue me from mama, but he could not cuz the door was up tight. Finally after mama tried to drown my tail and booty, the kitty kat shampoo was goned from my fur. Mama wrapped a clean towel round me, and we sat down to catch our breaths. Mama was as wet, well maybee even wetter than me!
Friday mama had to go to town, but early in the mornin she sawed another teensy spot of poop on the carpet, so she runned the SpotBot again. While she was doin it, I could see her lookin at me. I was pretty sure she was plottin some kinda terbl thing to do to me. After the SpotBot gobbled up the bad stuff, mama took me and Guns to the kitchen for breakerfust. She had some Fortiflora with the good tummy bugs, so she gave me and Guns each a package with our breakerfust.
Mama washed her hair, and when she got finished, she found a bunch of stuff that camed from sumbuddy's tummy all over the carpet right next to where the SpotBot gobbled stuff up just a few minutes earlier. Honest, it was not me. Guns was bein a real piggy. He loves the Fortiflora, and it was good, and he was REAL hungry. He ate too fast, and up camed the chow and the good tummy bug medsins with it.
Poor mama cleaned up the messiness and runned the SpotBot again. There were three spots, all of em wet, and all of em close to each nuther.
When mama camed home from town, she gave us lunch. Then she gave me a haircut. It is not real pretty cuz mama sez I am as wiggly as an earthyworm. Mama trimmed my bloomers and the hair down low on my tummy to help so the poops can't grab onto me as easy. She could not bear to cut on my faboolus tail, though, so now every time I go potty, mama checks my booty and my tail.
This mornin mama was smarter. She did not give us the Fortiflora cuz she sez it is too spensive to upchuck it. Mama let us have our breakerfust, and we did not throw up nuthin, so mama let us have Fortiflora with our lunch when we were not so hungry. So far, so good.
May 1st 2013 2:06 pm
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Daddy was here to do the gun show, and Guns and I did not get much attenshuns until Sunday evenin. That was when the show was over, and mama and daddy packed up all daddy's stuff and finally comed home at a decent time.
Monday mama and daddy made the new campsterer bigger usin those slidey thingies. Then turned on the heater thingie so it would be nice and warm inside cuz it was not nice at all outside.
It was not very warm, and the winds were howlerin like a coyote or a big bad woof! Daddy tooked more measuremunts from the campsterer, and away he and mama went to buy more stuff for it! I think mama has been spending all her $$$ on the campsterer. She sez she wants it purrfect for when we go campsterin or, as mama puts it, "glampin," whatever that meens.
When mama and daddy camed home, mama took me and Guns down to the campsterer to play for awhile. She had to make two trips with me and Guns. Then she had to bring our food dishies. Then she had to bring out water dishy. After that daddy changed some lock thingies. Then mama started loadin stuff from the shed into the new campsterer. Guns and I watched her tryin to walk in the wind. It was kinda funny cuz mama was havin a problem. See, she would try to take some steps, but the wind would not let her go sumtimes. Finally mama got all the stuff puttened away. Then she got her Kindle and came inside. She put a blankie on the loveseat and sat down and started readin. I came and sat in front of mama and cried, so she patted the couchie seat until I jumped up beside her. Then she readened with one hand and gave me pets with the nuther hand. I got pets and skritchies and ruffy-fluffies in my fur. It was real cool, and I stayed for a long time. I got silly and started rollin around and almost falled off the couchie!
Mama has little short leggies, so she was usin our kitty carrier like an otter-mun. It worked so good she ordered a cube otter-mun for the new campsterer. Guess what? We get to store our kitty toys inside the otter-mun cept for our toys on a stick. I do not think they will fit.
After daddy and grampster got done makin holes in the steel and weldin, mama asked daddy if he would help her with the door so she could take me home from the campsterer. Daddy got the door open, but the wind was blowin SO hard, he had to use his whole body to keep the door from slammin on me and mama while we went down the steps. Then mama had to go back again and get Guns. It was skary cuz it was so cold and windy outside, and it was rainin part of the time too. Mama sed the raindrops felt like tiny whips cuz of the wind. On the news they sed the wind was gustin to 64 miles per hour. That seems pretty fast.
We were all happy when we were inside for the evenin. Mama and daddy had steak for dinner; they sed they deserved it. What about me and Guns? We never even got a single bite of steaks.
Yesterday the wind was still howlin, and it snowed off and on all day. The flakes were goin siderways from the north. The flakes melted real quick, but sumtimes you could not see much out our birdie watchin window cuz it was snowin so hard.
I never knew about my second DDP cuz mama thought nuther things were more important. Thanks to everbuddy who gave me good wishies and prezunts. It's fun to rite in my diary and then get recka-nized for bein a kitty writer.
April 23rd 2013 4:15 pm
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Hey, what's up? I did not even know I was a DDP today until nuther kitties told me. I am thinkin mama is not very on the ball anymores. She thinks cleanerin the house, making greetin cards for peeples, and playin on her computer is more important than checkin on things in Catsterland. Here is it almost dinnertimes, and my day in the spotterlight is almost over.
I should pout, but mama sez that would show I am spoiled, and I do try to be a nice little kitty girl. Plus, mama gived us fresh nip today all the way from grampster's garden. Our nip is pretty tiny, but grampster's in more sheltered, and it is fresh and green and juicy, so mama picked some speshl for me and Guns.
Spring is tryin hard to get here, but every time it does, winter makes it go away again. Mama is hopin hard that the snow that is meltin will be the last real snow of the season. Gunnie and I wanna go on some stroller rides, and mama wants to work in our yard and get our pretty flowers goin and buy more flowers and put the furnitures on the deck and get out our new patio brella and uncover the fireplace and stuff so she and daddy can eat out on the deck and feel the sun and the breeze and listen to birdies. I want it to get warm so mama will open our birdie watchin window so we can sniff the yummy smells and hear the birdies when they are sassin us.
Thanks to my really cool Catster friends for the good wishies and prezunts. I feel real speshl.
April 21st 2013 4:38 pm
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Hey, everbuddy! I decidered to grow my most pooferlishus furs back this spring. Dr. Unkl Mike sez the fur growerin has to do with the length of daylight, and we are gettin longer days now. Mama told Unkl at my wellerness check that she did not care if I growed my hugerest coat back or not. Mama sed I get to decide, and I did! Pooferlishusness, here I come. :)
I got brushied this mornin, and there was lotsa furs in my brushie, but my tummy furs and my bib are gettin pretty floofy.
April 17th 2013 1:54 pm
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Well, Guns wrotened a seerius diary today, so I am gonna tell bout some nuther stuff that has been happenin at our house.
Yesterday mama got the giggles watchin me and Guns. See, Guns thinks my booty smells real good, and I think Guns' booty smells innerestin. We were goin round in a circle cuz I was sniffyin Guns' butt while he was sniffyin mine. We made a buncha rounds before we got our nosies full of enuff booty smell.
Today mama was playin with me and Guns with a little foam ball. Guns likes mama to bounce it off the ceilin so he can leap in the air when it starts comin down. I like mama to throw the little ball down the hall so I can chase it REAL fast. I never interfere when Guns is playin bouncy-off-the ceilin ball, but sumtimes Guns chases the ball down the hall when it is my turn. Today he kept chaserin when it was my turn, and he runned right over me a coupla times. It is a good thing I am a tomboy. Both Guns and I runned and runned and runned until the little rug in the hallway was all scrunkled up and messy. Then we were too tired and needed a nap.
Hey, could sumbuddy come and take our snowflakes away? I am real tired of sittin in the birdy watchin window and seein nuthin but snowflakes comin down outta the sky. It is stremely borin, and we catnot go for stroller rides neether. I just need some kitty who has a motor vehicl, maybee somethin like a dumpin truck, to come and get all the snows and take em away.
Spring, where are ya?
April 11th 2013 2:50 pm
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Today mama went outside and comed back with treets for me and Guns. She picked two little sprigs of catnipshun, one for each of us. Gunnie gobbled like a piggy and ate his all up. I was eatin mine like a perfect little princess all dainty and stuff. Then Gunnie walked over and gobbled all my nip too. Sometimes he is a real bad bruther cat...
April 9th 2013 4:15 pm
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Mama and daddy are amazered at me. They say I am a jellyfish! See Guns and I got to go to the new campsterer on Sunday. At first I was real skared, and so was Guns, but it did not last very long. We started splorin and found out the new campsterer is real kool.
OK, so are ya wonderin bout the jellyfish part? Daddy was watchin me. I went in the beddyroom and disspeared. Mama and daddy waited to see if I would come right back out. After a few minutes I did come back out, but I took a shortycut. Daddy was watchin up the hall when he sawed my little face pop out from under the bathyroom door. Daddy said I just got real flat and scooched right underneath the bathyroom door even though the nuther door was wide open. Now mama sez they catnot never lock me in the beddyroom. Now mama and daddy will wait and see if Guns can be a jellyfish too.
April 1st 2013 12:08 pm
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Jeepsters, thanks everkitty and pup who gave me such pretty Eeekster eggs. I am sorry I was not round to give any back. It is all mama's fault cuz she has beened too bizzy to let us come to Catsterland.
We did have a nice Eeekster and no Good Friday blizzard like we mostly always have. We hope all our friends had the best Eeekster ever!
Thanks again for thinkin of us.
March 11th 2013 11:25 am
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Last Friday mama took me to see Unkl Dr. Mike for my wellerness check-em up. I did real good. Unkl Dr. Mike printered up my rabbits exemption cuz I catnot get a rabbit shotter. Unkl sez shotters would stir up my immune system. What's an immune system? Anyway, I am lucky cuz I do not get any shotters like Guns.
I weigh 12 pounds, and Unkl sez I am healthy. I was not even as nervus as Guns when he went there a few weeks ago. I was sweet and cute and let Unkl look at my teefs and ears and eyes and listen to my heart, lungs, and tummy. I never even growlered or hissed at Unkl. I think he likes me. Unkl sez my chompers are gorjus and white.
I comed home real happy cuz nuthin bad happened to me, and mama was happy that I got a good report.
P.S. Now mama knows why I hafta run from Guns when he starts wrestlin with me. He weighs a whole pound more than me, and he is real strong. I catnot outwrestle him no mores.
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