Tales of the Peekaboo Princess

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Poofiness

April 21st 2013 4:38 pm
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Hey, everbuddy! I decidered to grow my most pooferlishus furs back this spring. Dr. Unkl Mike sez the fur growerin has to do with the length of daylight, and we are gettin longer days now. Mama told Unkl at my wellerness check that she did not care if I growed my hugerest coat back or not. Mama sed I get to decide, and I did! Pooferlishusness, here I come. :)

I got brushied this mornin, and there was lotsa furs in my brushie, but my tummy furs and my bib are gettin pretty floofy.

 

Sniffin

April 17th 2013 1:54 pm
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Well, Guns wrotened a seerius diary today, so I am gonna tell bout some nuther stuff that has been happenin at our house.

Yesterday mama got the giggles watchin me and Guns. See, Guns thinks my booty smells real good, and I think Guns' booty smells innerestin. We were goin round in a circle cuz I was sniffyin Guns' butt while he was sniffyin mine. We made a buncha rounds before we got our nosies full of enuff booty smell.

Today mama was playin with me and Guns with a little foam ball. Guns likes mama to bounce it off the ceilin so he can leap in the air when it starts comin down. I like mama to throw the little ball down the hall so I can chase it REAL fast. I never interfere when Guns is playin bouncy-off-the ceilin ball, but sumtimes Guns chases the ball down the hall when it is my turn. Today he kept chaserin when it was my turn, and he runned right over me a coupla times. It is a good thing I am a tomboy. Both Guns and I runned and runned and runned until the little rug in the hallway was all scrunkled up and messy. Then we were too tired and needed a nap.

Hey, could sumbuddy come and take our snowflakes away? I am real tired of sittin in the birdy watchin window and seein nuthin but snowflakes comin down outta the sky. It is stremely borin, and we catnot go for stroller rides neether. I just need some kitty who has a motor vehicl, maybee somethin like a dumpin truck, to come and get all the snows and take em away.

Spring, where are ya?

 

Guns is a Piggy!

April 11th 2013 2:50 pm
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Today mama went outside and comed back with treets for me and Guns. She picked two little sprigs of catnipshun, one for each of us. Gunnie gobbled like a piggy and ate his all up. I was eatin mine like a perfect little princess all dainty and stuff. Then Gunnie walked over and gobbled all my nip too. Sometimes he is a real bad bruther cat...

 

Jellyfish!

April 9th 2013 4:15 pm
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Mama and daddy are amazered at me. They say I am a jellyfish! See Guns and I got to go to the new campsterer on Sunday. At first I was real skared, and so was Guns, but it did not last very long. We started splorin and found out the new campsterer is real kool.

OK, so are ya wonderin bout the jellyfish part? Daddy was watchin me. I went in the beddyroom and disspeared. Mama and daddy waited to see if I would come right back out. After a few minutes I did come back out, but I took a shortycut. Daddy was watchin up the hall when he sawed my little face pop out from under the bathyroom door. Daddy said I just got real flat and scooched right underneath the bathyroom door even though the nuther door was wide open. Now mama sez they catnot never lock me in the beddyroom. Now mama and daddy will wait and see if Guns can be a jellyfish too.

 

Happy Belated Eeekster!

April 1st 2013 12:08 pm
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Jeepsters, thanks everkitty and pup who gave me such pretty Eeekster eggs. I am sorry I was not round to give any back. It is all mama's fault cuz she has beened too bizzy to let us come to Catsterland.

We did have a nice Eeekster and no Good Friday blizzard like we mostly always have. We hope all our friends had the best Eeekster ever!

Thanks again for thinkin of us.

 

Wellerness Check-em Up

March 11th 2013 11:25 am
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Last Friday mama took me to see Unkl Dr. Mike for my wellerness check-em up. I did real good. Unkl Dr. Mike printered up my rabbits exemption cuz I catnot get a rabbit shotter. Unkl sez shotters would stir up my immune system. What's an immune system? Anyway, I am lucky cuz I do not get any shotters like Guns.

I weigh 12 pounds, and Unkl sez I am healthy. I was not even as nervus as Guns when he went there a few weeks ago. I was sweet and cute and let Unkl look at my teefs and ears and eyes and listen to my heart, lungs, and tummy. I never even growlered or hissed at Unkl. I think he likes me. Unkl sez my chompers are gorjus and white.

I comed home real happy cuz nuthin bad happened to me, and mama was happy that I got a good report.

P.S. Now mama knows why I hafta run from Guns when he starts wrestlin with me. He weighs a whole pound more than me, and he is real strong. I catnot outwrestle him no mores.

 

Thanks for the DDP!

February 27th 2013 5:27 pm
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Dear Catster peeples,

Thank you for the DDP! And I thought nobuddy ever readened my diary. ;)

Well, it has beened pretty quiet here since Gunnie upchucked on mama's speshl rug, and grampster tried to fix the water thingie in the bathytub. Now the water thingie works, but mama has to member that it is backerwards; the hot is where the cold is sposed to be, and the cold is where the hot is sposed to be. I am real glad all I need for a nice bath is my little pink tongue!

Daddy is comin on Friday, and maybee he will help grampster fix the water thingie right. Gunnie and I catnot wait for daddy to get here cuz mama has beened runnin round to pointments, and we are not gettin the playtime we should. Daddy is always good for a game of chase the litl red light thingie or playin with the kitty teaser thingie. I speshly like the red light thingie cuz Guns will not play, so I get daddy all to myself.

Mostly our only eksitermunts have beened yellerjackets in our house. Mama does not know how they are gettin in, but she is a vishus killer. She sprays em with hairsprays. Then when they catnot fly no more, she squishes em and throws em outside in the coldnesses to die. If mama would let me and Gunnie hunt the yellerjackets, she would not have to waste her spensive hairspray, but she sez it is too danj-rus...

 

My Bruther, the Bad Cat

February 23rd 2013 9:53 am
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My bruther, Gunnie, has beened bein a real bad kat. In the nighttime he likes to run around the house doin naughty stuff. Mama and I are sleepin real comfy, and Guns races up the hall. He sounds like a horsie when he runs. He jumps on mama's little velvet chair and lands on Mr. Big Bed with a whump! He tries to slow down after that, but mostly he barely misses runnin into the head of the bed. I think that might hurt cuz mama's bed is an old one made outta iron. Then Guns leaps in the middler of mama. He might do it to me, but I am quick enuff to make sure he does not run me over. Guns stands on his hinder leggies and whooshes with his paws on the closet doors. That makes a loud rattlerin sound that annoys mama. Mama yells at Guns and claps her hands. Sumtimes, well mostly, he runs away, but he keeps comin back and doin it again.

It is a good thing I am not a kitten no more and don't need the potty real often, cuz Guns has been endin up in time out in the bathyroom, and that is where our potty is. I guess mama is countin on me to fuss if I need to go potty so she can open the up-tight door and let me in.

I am sure glad Guns is the bad one, and I am the purrfect one. :)

 

Ooooooh; Candy!

February 15th 2013 11:48 am
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Jeepers, thanks everkitty and pup who sended me all that yummy candy. Dark chocklit catnip is my favrit, and every single piecer of candy I tried was that flavor. You are all so gen-rus! I am sorry we were not at Catsterland yesterday to give you all some candy. Thanks for everbuddy for thinkin of me and for all your good wishies too.

Guess what? My new cimminum bed comed in the mail a coupla days before Valentine's Day. Mama founded it out by the front gate after daddy went to get the mail and said there was not no package.

Mama opened the box, and Guns and I sniffed the thingie inside. Mama sed it was a bed, but Guns and I said, "no, mama; this is not our bed. Maybee it is some nuther kitty's bed, but it does not smell like us or you or daddy or even like our house." Mama left the bed where we could check it more, but we sniffed it and then walked away.

The next mornin mama and daddy were doin something with the new bed. First they tooked some of the stuffin out cuz they sed it was too poofy. Then mama throwed the cover in the washin machine thingie. When it was all washed, mama putted it in the dryer for awhile. Then when mama tooked it back out, she put the cushon thingie back in. Then she tooked daddy's socks that he wored the day before and some nuther clothes that were wored and rubbed em all over the cimminum bed. After that she tooked daddy's pillow and rubbed it on the bed. Then she tooked some dried nip and rubbed it on the bed. Yeah, it was kinda innerestin, but I still was not reddy to say it was my bed.

Mama gived up and decidered I would sleep in it when I was reddy. Yesterday daddy leaved for Bozerman, and mama did a buncha stuff round the house. Then mama camed into the beddyroom and started readin. All of a sudden I decidered I wanted to sleep in the new bed. I climbed right in and curled up and gave mama my best kitty kat smile. Then I went to sleep and sleeped and sleeped in the new bed. I guess it is only mine cuz Guns has not climbed in a single time. :)

Thanks again everbuddy for bein so gen-rus with me and my family. I hope you had a fun Valentine's Day!

 

Valentine Daddy

February 13th 2013 3:37 pm
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This Valentine's Day I am giving my heart to daddy. He is the very best Valentine I could ever have cuz he loves me and pertecks me. He holds me on his shoulder and carries me so I can see all around, he feeds me treets, and he gives me skritches and soft pets. I know daddy will never break my heart. Happy Valentine's Day to my daddy.

 
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