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A Fiestiness Scale?!? Sparky - 8 points

August 14th 2011 8:35 am
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OMCats I'm so furry excited. There's a fiestiness scale - who knew?!? It's from some fur named Charlie Chocolate Paws, so automatically you know it'll be cool.

Charlie Chocolate Paws' Scales of Feistiness

1. Do you make demands of your human? (If you answered Yes, give yourself 1 point.) Yes 1 point

2. If you make demands by doing any of the following, give yourself 1 point for each:
Persistent meowing 1
Biting 1 (am I allowed more than 1 point, I do this a LOT especially to human hands as they are bad and move when I don't want them to, MOL)
Smacky Paws 1
Relentless staring 1
Inappropriate behaviors (i.e., chewing on furniture, electrical cords, the oven) 0

3. If you make demands by doing any of the following, subtract 1 point:
Headbonking -1
Rubbing and purring on your human -1

4. If you let your humans rub your belly, subtract 2 points. Um, no, this does not happen with my permission. I'm very particular about my belly.

5. If you let anyone kiss your belly, subtract 5 points. Seriously, there are cats who let this go on? Geesh...

6. Are you Head of your Household (HOH)? 1 Who else would be HOH besides me I wonder? Doesn't even make sense that someone else would be HOH. MOL

7. If you have kitty (or other animal) siblings, do you:
(Give yourself 1 point for each Yes)
Other cats are not for me, I go mental according to the pawrents. So that's why I'm all by my lonesome, cause I like it that way.

Eat their food? 0
Demand that they groom you? 0
Chase them? 0
Stare at them relentlessly? 0
Stalk them? 0
Pounce on them? 0
Make them meow? 0
Steal their (well, *your*) toys? 0
Make them growl? 0
Make their ears go backwards? 0
Pretend to be grooming (or staring at the wall, ceiling, etc.) while actually stalking them? 0

8. Have you ever destroyed household items?
(1 point for each yes)
I'm a very prim and proper kitty. I'm giving myself one point for clawing the couch and beating my scratcher up but other than that, I'm a furry good boy, MOL.
Furniture? 0
Clothing or shoes? 0
Kitty Toys? 1

9. Please list any other crazy things you do that are ridiculously feisty (1 point per).
1 point - attack the pawrents when I thought they were the cat
outside
1 point - attack hands and feet when hoomans with hands touch me too much. My teeth have left many a mark.
1 point - I do crazy kitty roll on the kitchen table when I'm either 1) about to attack a hooman that deserves it or 2) I'm trying to be cute and get food.

Total Score (Place your score/name in your Diary Title):

My Score is 8 of Feisty Points - I’m a Cool Cat (of course!)

0-5 LAIDBACK LOVEBUG: You are a lovebug. You are sweet (and probably floofy) and you go with the flow. Nothing *really* bothers you and you like everybody. You don’t even mind having a feisty sibling! You are a laidback lovebug!

6-15 COOL CAT: You are one cool cat. Smooth with a touch of mischief. You’ve got a bit of feisty in you and a bit of lovebug. Balance is good; you know how to have a good time by chasing and pouncing AND you know how to have a good time by being a mellow kitty and just hanging out. You are a cool cat!

16+ CRAZY FEISTY: You are a nut. A cheeky little monkey! Crazy, feisty, the talk of the town! Chasing kitty sisters, demanding your human feed you NOW, eating your mom’s favorite pair of shoes, turning on the oven with your freakishly strong teeth just because you can! The world is your playground and you’ll try anything once (or twice). If your human can handle the shenanigans of a CRAZY FEISTY kitty cat, all is good! If your human cannot handle the shenanigans, wait until she leaves for work to get crazy and then blame it on your sistercat when your human comes home! You are crazy feisty (and a whole lot of mischievous fun!)!

Any kitty that wants to play is invited! Feel free to tag friends to find out just how feisty your friends are!

 

Here it comes!

August 12th 2011 7:07 pm
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You know how I was braggin' about my two dinners last night? Well, this morning, it came back! Meowmy came down and found my nice pile. I was willing to clean it up but she shooed me away.

I mewed until Papa gave me some more vittles cause even though I ate like a pig, I was hungry after that!

Today is my furriend Indiana's birthday. I'm purring for him and his furrmily cause it's his first birthday without them at the bridge. He's a good fur tho' cause he visited them last night which I'm sure they loved. We miss you down here Indy!

Sparky!

 

Twice in one day!

August 11th 2011 7:32 pm
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Meowmy came home late tonight and didn't see papa home. Light was on, mail was there, but no one was home. So she fed me and said, "Sparky, where's your papa?"

She went upstairs, and silly papa was already in bed!!! Appawrently he had a migraine or something and was trying to get rid of it. But I like that cause in the process I got two whole dinners, all to myself! Not sure what migraines are, but I think I may like them, MOL.

Sparky!

P.S. Finnegan had a great diary about purring for peace today, so I'm purrrrrrrring up a storm over here! Pass on the purrs for peace.

 

Lovebug Tag!

July 30th 2011 6:22 am
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1. Meow! Are you a noisy kitty or a quiet kitty?
I'm quiet until I start zipping around or after I'm done using the l-box. Then I zoom around cause, well, I'm lighter and I feel good! I do mew but it's really high and usually when I want food or when the pawrents do something I don't like. I can say "no" though, so the pawrents know when they're not living up to my expectations.

2. Litterbox! Cover your business or let some other kitty cover?
I spend a long time covering my business and so should you in case there are other animals in the house. I mean, they could come get you right? mol

3. Happy! Favorite Daily Routine?
Sleep in with the pawrents (in front of the fan right now), eat breakfast and hunt all day. Take a nap and get up for dinner and hunt the rest of the night. When all lights are out, then and only then do I come to bed.

4. Hiss! Least Favorite Routine?
Obviously going to the vet but mama clips my nails a lot and I HATE being brushed too cause they touch my butt - hate it!!

5. Ding-Dong! What do you think about visitors to your house?
I loooove visitors. They're so nice and furriendly and I put my best behavior on. Do you do that too? If they pet me for too long though I bite to let them know I'm done.

6. Friends! Do you like other animals?
other animals are oh so scary, except for you furs on Catster. When cats come to the back door I lose my mind. I've sniffed a dog through the screen door and that wasn't so bad, but cats are scarryyyyyy (hope you're not offended)!


*** If you've enjoyed reading my answers and would like to "play" ~ Simply consider yourself "Tagged by me." You can title your diary "Lovebug Tag" and copy the questions and answer them. I love reading and learning more about my friends. Angels can tell about their time at the Rainbow Bridge or before. Everyone is welcome (and has a bit of the 'lovebug' in them.)

 

The Squirrel Hunter?

July 29th 2011 7:17 pm
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Well the pawrents usually call me the squirrel hunter cause I fake-hunt out the back door all day, everyday.

It's what I do and what I like. But recently there's been a stench in the house and the pawrents finally had enough. They called this guy with a big sucker thing and he did something.

Well the pawrents said "Sparky, they found a dead squirrel in the vent! You have more hunting to do!"

Now, I'm excited that the squirrel didn't get me, but I'm disappointed that there was a squirrel in the house and I couldn't get it cause I couldn't get near it!

Oh and I almost furrgot. My litterbox stunk so I went in after dinner for one last, ahem... deposit. Well meowmy felt bad so she cleaned it all out nice and pretty. Since I had just gone she put it on the staircase landing and pushed it up so I could use it juuuuust in case, even though I've never done that.

Well 5 minutes later she turned around and I was in my box taking the loooongest leak ever she said, MOL. No, I don't want to be DDP but I got to go in another room for a change!

Gotta go fake-hunt,

Sparky!

 

Vacation

July 26th 2011 6:00 pm
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After getting demoted I decided I was taking myself on a catcation. I slept all day under my perch even though Papa was home all day. I didn't talk to him and when mama got home, I ignored her. Just slept under my perch which is super relaxing.

I didn't even tell the hoomans but I was on vacation from them since they don't like my hunting skills.

Tonight a scary daddy long legs spider was in the house. I was stalking it nice and slow like, but it looked a little big. So I just shook my head and walked away. Mama said she was disappointed in my hunting skills... again - I think it's time for another vacation.

Sparky!

 

Demoted...

July 24th 2011 4:10 pm
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It's been so hot here, even with my hoity toity air conditioner thing! I like to sit in front of the fan and lick myself clean.

I have to say I have the pawrents wrapped around my little paw. Last week we had bugs in the bedroom and I saw it. I tried running around with it, but then the bug went toward the light. Meowmy said it was a man-eating moth. I think that's a little dramatic but it was funny watching her try to get it out of the light so I could hunt it.

She tried once, twice, three times and finally got the moth out. She said, "Sparky, why don't you get that moth like a real cat and hunt it down?" I said, "cause you're doing all the hard work so why should I?" MOL.

Well finally papa got a hand on it and cupped the moth. I batted it, sniffed it and finally got it in my mouth and chewed it. Hmmmmmm nice and crunchy it was, very yummy.

Mama said, "Sparky, you spend all day hunting squirrels out the window and I had to hunt a moth down for you? You're demoted from your head hunter position here in the house."

I just licked my chops and rolled over and fell asleep nice and full.

Sparky!

 

A storm!

July 9th 2011 12:32 pm
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So I was planning out my day as usual and this big, huge storm came in! The pawrents were nowhere to be found (as usual) and I was at home all by my lonesome. It was so scary! The wind was blowing, thunder and lightning kept crashing and crashing.

Papa came home and was on the catputer. He didn't really pay me much mind till he saw me scratching the ground by the tv. And then he smelled it. He figured out that I marked on the big ole' tv in the living room! He was mad but he didn't yell at me.

Mama came home a few hours later and boy was Papa mad. He said it was cause I peed on the tv and mama said, "Well the storm probably scared him to death. That's probably why!" She even threatened to bring me to the vet to check me out, but at least they came around to why I did it.

All night I was on super-edge. Every little noise made me jump and so the pawrents agreed that it was the storm that did it. They even said I might have had flashbacks to the tornado but I was too scared to even care.

Today I'm back to my old self and peeing my box like a good kitty cat!

Sparky!

 

Pawful cat!

June 24th 2011 4:22 pm
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It's a little known fact that the only kitties I like are the ones here on Catster! When they're near me, I pounce on them and carry on. (That's why Caster's purrfect for me, I can socialize cause I'm a social dude but I don't have to beat anyfurs up.)

Anyway, last week the back slider was open with the screen in front of me. This black cat who thought he was all that kept tormenting me. He walked this way and that and I tracked him. But then he crossed the line... he came up to the screen. That's when I attacked the screen and didn't stop.

Mama closed the glass door and I thought she was the cat. So I beat her up... hard. I sliced and diced her legs and then went back for more. I heard her say "I'm scared to move, help me!" but I was still scared so I kept going. Papa passed her the crutches and she shooed me away until I could calm down, but there was blood I have to say.

I thought mama was the cat so that's why I didn't stop. Maybe I should have apologized though. Mama eventually calmed down too said "Sparky, I know you have limits but that was NOT nice." MOL, sorry Mama!

a bad Sparky

 

Pawfully scary!

June 24th 2011 4:30 am
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It all started one afternoon while the pawrents were at the docdocs. I was home alone and the thunder started in. It was so loud and scary that I walked around the house, went in the guest room to wait for the pawrents and puked on the floor.

Then it got worse and trees came down and things were swirling all around. The pawrents never came home that night and even the next day. Mama finally got home and fed me right away cause I had been more than a whole day without food!

She let me eat and then she held me and I wanted lovin' cause, I'm a needy guy anyway she says. I followed the pawrents around for the next 3 days but then they went back to work. Which was nice cause I got into my usual routine again.

Mama said there was a tornado in our town and that's why she couldn't get back to me. She wanted to walk through the woods to get me but papa is still walking with those stick things so she couldn't leave him either.

We didn't have power for 3 days so the pawrents made stuff on their camping grill things outside. Which was annoying to me cause I couldn't go outside with them.

But now things are back to normal and mama even turned the catputer on for me to paw!

Sparky!

 
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