Twice in one week?

No I'm not talking about my magic feeder but I am DDP twice in one week! I haven't even been talking about my litterbox which makes me scratch my head with my back foot. Hmmmm

Thanks to HL for the rosie and Monida for her comment and pumpkin from earlier in the week. I'll try to send some rosies to other furs to mark the occasion too.

Now, since I've gotten my magic machine, I've realized that my humans are just not trained the way they should be. They're better than when I first got them, but they still need a little work. If you have any advice as to how to train them better please let me know.

Sparky!

Magic machine

I love my magic food machine. It delivers food to me every once in awhile while the pawrents are gone. MMmm it's good. Sometimes I just stare at it and meow. It doesn't always work but it's fun.

Mama put it away cause she says I can get acne cause the magic machine is made of plastic. According to her I'm only allowed to use the magic machine when they're not home. Pffft! That's what I say.

Thanks to my furriends for the pumpkins and other fun gifties they've been sending me.

Sparky!

Thank you!

Thank you Catster for making me a daily diary pick! I got lots of fun Halloween things from my furriends like a Goblin from Monida and a candy corn from the Cupcake monster Tate. Thanks furriends!

My feeder is great. Dadcat's leaving today so it's me, Duckie and my food dish. I've been slamming it on the ground trying to get more food out of it. But no luck so far. It just spins every once in awhile.

Sparky!

Food?

Dadcat came home with a weird contraption thing. It keeps food and turns on once in awhile. I think it's a little scary but it has my food so how bad can it be?

Hazel Lucy has a pawsomely hard quiz in her diary, be sure to check it out.

Sparky!

It's fall!

It's fall and I'm celebrating the cool weather by shedding my summer coat, cleaning myself and decorating my pumpkin my buddy Indy gave me. Thanks dude! He said to climb in it and scare the pawrents, and I think that's what I'm going to do!

Besides decorating, I've been spending a lot of alone time lately. This weekend a nice guy came to feed me. He was real nice but he smelled dog. Well anyway he fed me so that was nice.

Hope my mate Ka-zar isn't too cold down under where it's winter.

Sparky!

Pawing my diary

I haven't updated my diary in a long time. It just snuck right by Meowmy. It told her and told her but she just kept working on the catputer. Even when I sit on it, she moves me off and keeps tapping away, how rude!

Well, to tell you what I've been up to... plants. Yes, Meowmy says I've got a green paw. Now that doesn't seem like a good thing but she sure thought it was funny. See she had a plant in a nice pot (or so SHE said) that a furriend gave her. The plant was all in tact... until she noticed leaves disappearing. Then papa noticed puke covered plant leaves. Then they came home and the entire pot was upside down with dirt everywhere. MOL! It was so much fun too!

So then they decided to take the hint and get me my grass seed again. So now I mow through that and then leave it on the counter. I don't eat it all, just like to mow through it.

Tonight we had the biggest thunderstorm thing I've ever heard. I told the pawrents I was nervous and they ignored me. Then I told them there were bad things out there and they laughed. Then it got really bad and they looked outside. (Really, how smart are these humans anyway?!?) It finally got bad enough that I ran upstairs and under the bed. I stayed there until it calmed back down. Meowmy had to coax me out and I only came out cause I smelled cheese on her breath. It sure was scary though I'll tell you.

Sparky!

More prezzies?

Angel Ivan and I have gotten so many prezzies. Thanks from all the groups and our pawtastic furriends! I'm purring for many of my furriends and furriends' furriends who are sick right now. I'm purring for Skippy, Hooch and Morgan Gato and I hope they all feel better really super soon.

My papa came back and I've been loving on him. Oh, when grandma came over, she told me no and get down in the kitchen! Has anyfur else ever heard of such a thing?

So then mama thought she was all tough tonight and told me to get off the kitchen counter. I listened but I wasn't happy about it. Is this cat abuse? I like to roam the counter looking for extra food, especially pizza.

Sparky!

I'm a fighter and a biter

My furriends Kitty P and Indy gave my Angel Ivan a giftie. I dreamt about him and he sent headbutts to them as a thank you.

Back down here I've been bad. Furry bad. You see, mama was touching my feet and I furgot to give her a warning. I didn't like it.. At all... So I jumped up and bit her super duper hard on the bicep. She yelled at me and flung me off but I think I hurt her. She put me in a headlock to try and show me she's boss. It didn't work, MOL! I squirmed and threatened to beat her up again. Then she kicked me out of the room and I went to sulk.

About an hour later we went to bed and I realized I needed momcat to snuggle with. So I kissed and made up with her. I even kissed her wounds I made on her arm. Mama says it has a bruise and the skin broke from my teeth - whoops! Guess I have to be more careful.

Mama said she furgot to put my calming collar on, MOL. That'll show her!

My papa is gone and I've been looking for him. But then mama tells me he's coming back soon and I'm better.
Sparky!

I'm a fighter and a biter

My furriends Kitty P and Indy gave my Angel Ivan a giftie. I dreamt about him and he sent headbutts to them as a thank you.

Back down here I've been bad. Furry bad. You see, mama was touching my feet and I furgot to give her a warning. I didn't like it.. At all... So I jumped up and bit her super duper hard on the bicep. She yelled at me and flung me off but I think I hurt her. She put me in a headlock to try and show me she's boss. It didn't work, MOL! I squirmed and threatened to beat her up again. Then she kicked me out of the room and I went to sulk.

About an hour later we went to bed and I realized I needed momcat to snuggle with. So I kissed and made up with her. I even kissed her wounds I made on her arm. Mama says it has a bruise and the skin broke from my teeth - whoops! Guess I have to be more careful.

Mama said she furgot to put my calming collar on, MOL. That'll show her!

My papa is gone and I've been looking for him. But then mama tells me he's coming back soon and I'm better.
Sparky!

Just hangin' around

Nothing much new here, just been hanging around and chasing squirrels from indoors. I still have my calming collar which definitely takes an edge off me. I don't scratch and bite mama and papa as much they say. But sometimes I still want to, just not as much. It's so good seeing all my furriends on Catster, I've been dying to tell you about the cat abuse I've been going through!

The pawrents left me alone for not one, but 1.5 days!! The problem with that is my wet food does not automatically dispense! I guess that's what the pawrents are for I suppose. So they gave me a whole can and then starved me fur a day. I was so hissed that I ignored papa when they finally got home. I got over it when the food can cracked open though and then I chowed down. After that I've been loving on my papa alllllll the time.
Sparky!