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Almost Murder...

November 18th 2013 1:26 pm
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The nuther day mama tried to drown the Peekster. Mama took Peekie into the bafroom and shut the door. I could hear Peekie screamin somethin bout mama drownin her, so I tried to rescue my baby sister. I kept yellin "Peekie, I am tryin to save you, but I catnot get in!" Peekie just kept screamin, and I could hear thumpin sounds in my baftub. Later Peekie was only moanin, and I thought I might be too late. Then the door opened, and Peekie streaked up the hall with her furs all wet and stickin out. I tried to help with Peekie's furs, but she seemed pretty grumpy, so I gave up.

Later when I asked the Peekster what happened, she said she had poo stuck on her booty, and mama tried to clean it off, but after three pet wipers, Peekie still stinked. That was when mama tried to drown her. Course, mama sed she was just givin the Peekster a baf, but I am not so sure. I wish I could learn to turn the doorknob with my paws.


Naughty? or...Too Smart for Mama

November 13th 2013 4:19 pm
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Mama decidered to return a packaj to Amazon. She puttened the packaj on the washer. There were those little plastik pillow thingies inside, and I love to eat plastik, so mama foldened the flaps on the box down. She told me this mornin she thought bout putting the packaj in the offis, but she thought she had outsmartered me. Mama, I do not think so.

This mornin mama heard that awesome (or is it awful) noise of a kitty tryin to upchuck. She got outta bed real fast and runned down the hall. I tried to upchuck, but not much would come up. Mama put me in the bathroom just in case it happened again. She stopped when she sawed the packaj was askew. That darned askew; he is always tattlerin on me. When mama looked closer at the packaj, all the little plastik pillow thingies were flat, and there were toof marks in em. When mama touched the plastik, it was all slimy with kitty spit. There was a really cool line of holes in one of the box flap thingies too. I mean, who needs those die cutter thingies or craft punchers thingies when I can punch holes all along the edge for ya?

After mama inspectered the plastik stuff, she does not think I akshly ate any, and she is more disgustered with herself than she is with me. After all, she knows how much I love eatin plastik, and she knows that I love to chew on stuff.

Since mama admitted it was all her fault, I think I outsmartered her. Unfortunately, the packaj is gettin locked up tonight. I guess I will have ta look for somethin else to gnaw.



November 6th 2013 8:56 pm
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My baby sister is clueless. Mama buyed a buncha teensy tummy pills, cut each one in four piecers, and hidened em in some chickie pill pockets, and Peekie does not even know! I tried not to tattle on mama, but the Peekster saw me laffin behind my paw while she was gettin her treet. When she asked what was so funny, I could not lie. I had to tell her mama was hidin medsins inside her chickie treet. I was sprised that Peekie did not seem to care. I guess that's good cuz when Peekie gets a chickie pill pocket, so do I. Mama sez it is not fair to onliest give Peekie the chickie treets.

Sooooo, all is good here. :)


It's a Double Play!

November 4th 2013 2:46 pm
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Hey, everbuddy. Peekie and I are both daily diary picks today. How kool is that? Unlike my sister, who has been givin me a hard time cuz she winned a prize in the Pet Idol contest, I am happy to share my DDP with my baby sister. Unkl Buddie sez I should be nice and pertect my baby sister, and I decidered he is right. After all, she does let me win at resslin, and she lets me give her a bath, and sumtimes she even gives me a bath. I like that lots cuz she cleans all the dirt outta my ears.

Thanks for all the prezzies and good wishies you are sendin me. I really preshiate all my friends and how sportive you are.

Hey, mama gived us some really good treets last night. There were chickie pill pockets, but auntie Dawn also gived mama some smoked beef dawg pill pockets. See mama and auntie Dawn are plottin gainst Peekie. They are gonna hide her tummy medsins in the pill pockets cuz the blueberry likwid was too much and made Peekie gag and spit up nasty stuff. I am not gonna tattle on mama and auntie Dawn cuz I want my baby sister to feel better so she can run even faster when I chaser her. I am gonna trust mama and keep my little kitty kat lips sealed. Besides, I know mama will give me some treets too cuz she will feel gilty. ;)


Thanks for the Skeletons!

November 2nd 2013 12:14 pm
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Hey, everkitty. Thanks a bunch for all those dancin skeletons. Peekie and Missy and I have beened chaserin em around our pages just for fun. Sometimes we catch one, but then they start wigglerin and get away again.

Mama is still fightin with the govnermunt webbysite and waitin for help. She has been waitin four days for the "team" who was sposed ta help her "within two days." Doncha just love the govnermunt?



October 31st 2013 11:57 am
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Geez, Peekie is bein a real piss ant bout winnin a prize in the Pet Idol thingie. She thinks she is some kinda big shot, scamperin round the house meowerin, "I winned, I winned." After all, it was just a aksident of fate cuz they onliest did a random draw.

Mama sez she does not care that I didn't win nothin in the contest; I am still her pet idol. To prove it, she picked me up and cuddlered me and kissed my head. Ewwwwww!! Boy cats do not like that.


Guvnermunt Webbysites

October 30th 2013 12:32 pm
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Jeepers, mama has been havin funs at the guvnermunt webbysite for healthcares. Mama has spended two diffrunt days in front of the puter typsterin stuff into little boxers. Then when she hits "save and continue," nuthin happens. Finally after the second day mama got almost all the way to the end. She even choosed a insurance plan, but then when she hit "confirm," it conked out.

Mama finally gived up after many tries and called the customer servis number. The lady was real nice and helpful. Mama told the lady she had a hard job, and she kinda laffed. Some peeplz from the webbysite were sposed ta call mama in the next two evenins, but she did not get a call last night. Then when mama went to the webbysite today, it was down...AGAIN! Maybee that's why the peeplz did not call; they could not even use their own webbysite to get informashuns.

Even after all that, mama did not say any bad words, and she sez she feels lucky to have whole days to spend tryin to buy some insurance. Jeepers; what would happen if mama had to work at anuther job all day?


Boy, Am I Behind!

October 26th 2013 4:22 pm
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Just when the Peekster and I thought we could come back to Catsterland a bunch, mama and daddy started doin projects again. Even a week ago, the weatherman knowed there was a big storm comin our way. He told mama on the TV, and mama started gettin things ready for winter. Daddy dugged up some things mama did not want in her garden no more, and mama worked for two days mowin the grass, rearrangin the storaj shed, and puttin all the furnitures away and coverin stuff like our patio fireplace and the big new grill. Then when mama was not doin stuff outside, she was goin to pointmunts in town and buyin foodies just in case the storm gets too nasty.

Yesterday mama went to town without a coat wearin short sleeves, but by tomorrow it is sposed ta start snowin, and we could get 6 inchers. Last fall when they said that, we ended up with 15 inchers, so mama is not dependin too much on the weather reports.

Now that the pointmunts and yard work are done, mama is spendin hours on the puter answerin e-mails, payin bills, and stuff. Maybee tomorrow we can help mama fix the beddyroom back the rite way. See, mama and daddy had to move the big bed to fix the window, and there was lotsa stuffs stored underneath the bed. Peekie liked it lots cuz she could hide. She did not like that mama could shove stuff at her under the bed and make her leave. Now Peekie catnot hide, but mama catnot reach her neether. I think it will not be very long until mama cleans all the stuffs and rearrangers it underneath the bed.

I had to nap in the stroller today cuz mama does not have time to take us for a ride even though it is real nice outside. Last weekend mama and daddy did take us for a long walk. The sun was shinin, the sky was blue, and the leafs were all kindsa funny colors like gold, orange, and even pinkish and red. It was pretty cool. For some reason Peekie got skared, so she did not see much cuz she was hiderin underneath the mattress in the stroller and peekin out sumtimes.

I wanna thank all the kitties who sendened me presents for my DDPs in the last coupla weeks. We tried to send purrsonal thank you notes, but if we missed anybuddy, I am real sorry (but it is mama's fault).



October 14th 2013 4:24 pm
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Wow, I was a DDP today. That is pretty cool. I'm glad I got back to Catster in time to get this neato honor. Unkl Buddie was first to pawmail me; utherwise I might not have even findened out. Thanks to the kits who gave me prezunts; I hope we thanked you all. I told mama we catnot never stay away from Catster like we have beened the last few months cuz we have been missin speshl days for our friends, and that is bad.

Thanks again for rememberin me today, and thanks to the diary lady for thinkin I am a good kitty riter.



October 10th 2013 3:43 pm
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Peekie and I got new Howlween costooms! Mine is a pharaoh costoom, and Peekie's is a Cleocatra costoom. Mama has ta make a few alterashuns on both of em, and then mama and daddy need to set up our photo shoot. I am guessin it will never happen just cuz mama is chasin her tail all the times now. She keeps makin plans, and then somethin happens, and everything changes again.

Mama keeps checkin my hinder paw that had the tumor, makin sure it looks normal. Unkl Dr. Mike said he wanted ta see me again, but then mama had to get the path report from nuther peeples at his offis. Mama sez my paw looks totally-otally healed, so unless Unkl calls, mama is not takin me back. That does not meen that mama will not keep watchin my paw to make sure nuthin bad happens. I do not think I will mind much if the carrier diss-pears from the offis.

I think I should go tell Peekie that my Howlween costoom outranks hers, so she has ta do what I tell her. I wonder how that will go over?

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