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Extra Purrs?

December 18th 2013 11:25 am
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Hey, everbuddy. I am spendin some time with Dr. Unkl Mike today. I have been throwin up off and on for awhile now. Peekie and I finally finished our medsins for the colitis, so mama started givin us our Fortiflora. I was doin real good for the past coupla days, eatin good and lovin my Fortiflora.

This mornin mama gived Peekie and me our breakerfust. We slicked out our bowls, and I looked real happy. Mama did some stuff and comed back out into the livin room, and there was barf all over. Lots and lotsa barf...

Mama got kinda skared and called Best Friends. They sed I could come right away, and Dr. Unkl Mike would look at me and try ta fix me up.

If you could spare some purrs for me to feel better, I would sure preshiate it. If you could send some good thoughts mama's way too, that would be even better. I know she loves me lots, and she is pretty worried right now.

 

Stress Cole-itus, UGH!

December 11th 2013 11:07 am
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Hey, it is no fun bein sick right before Kissmouse. Sunday mama noticed Peekie and I were both havin die-rea. Mama still catnot figure out why we got sick. Our house, food, water, kitty litter, and peoples are all just the same.

Mama did not sleep much Sunday cuz she put me and the Peekster in the bafroom with our snuggly kitty beds, but she got up every time she heard sumbuddy scratchin in the potty so she could clean up the die-rea.

First thing Monday mornin mama called Dr. Unkl Mike. It is cold and snowy here, and mama had not drived her truck for more than a week. She was worried bout poor Sapphire even startin after sittin in the garage when it was 35 degrees below zero. Our carriers were out in the storaj shed, so mama got em and warmed em up. Then she got our blankies and stuff outta the cold closet and put em in front of a heat vent. Both Peekie and I got packed up, and mama droved us to see Dr. Unkl Mike.

We got x-aminned, got antbite shotters, and Dr. Unkl Mike looked at my poop under a microscope. He said there was lotsa nasty bugs in there, so we have medsins to take for awhile. It will kill all the tummy bugs, and then when they are all goned, we will get Fortiflora to make good new tummy bugs. That is fine with me; I LOVE Fortiflora. It is like dust that mama sprinkles on our foodies, and it is lishus! For now, we are takin medsins. Mama thinks we do not know there is medsins in the chickie pill pockets she is treetin us with. Really mama? We did not just fall off a turnip truck. Honest, I don't care as long as the treet tastes good. I did notis mama kinda pushes the treet far back so I don't chomp into it.

The good news is mama finally gived in and called healthcare.gov customer servis one more time. The nice man she talked to helped her by removin the old applicashun that would not work and startin over. Now mama has new insurance; she just hopes the insurance company knows it. She will probly spend more time on the phone tomorrow checkin up on it. Hmmmmm...I wonder what mischief Peekie and I can get into while mama is not payin attenshun.

 

Thanksgivin

December 3rd 2013 12:44 pm
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Well, I hope Peekie sed thanks to everkitty for sendin us those cool horn thingies for Thanksgivin.

Daddy finally came back to spend time with us, but he had a big hollerday show, and he and mama were shopsterin and runnin round and gettin reddy for Thanksgivin, so we did not get any Catster time and not much tenshuns at all. I am posertiv we did not get as much as we deserved anywhoo.

Thanksgivin morning mama heard that awesome sound. Yeppers, I was barfin in the hall. I do it sumtimes when I got a hairyball from helpin Peekie keep her furs so purrfect. Mama put me in the bafroom to rest for awhile, but then she founded lots more barf in the hall. She even founded where I barfed in the beddyroom with her hand. See, she could not see, so she was runnin her hand over the carpet. Peekie told me mama made a face when her hand comed up all slimey. I am sorry mama, but I could not help it.

Later mama let me out, and I seemed fine, but I would not eat. Mama did not want me to get dehydratered, so she gived me just a teensy syringe of water. That was not a good idea cuz it made my tummy mad, and I barfed again all over the bafroom floor. I rested there for awhile more after mama cleaned all the bad stuff up. Then I seemed OK again, so mama decidered to give me my punkin cuz she thought it would be nicer to my tummy than kibble. Mama was so wronged... Mama sed the punkin got even more oranj when it comed back up on the livin room carpet. I barfed at least four times in a buncha different places.

Finally later I started actin more like myself, and mama breathed a sign of relief cuz she was worried we might hafta take a trip to see Dr. Unkl Mike. By evenin I was rollin around all cute like and wantin my tummy tickled and rubbed, and by Black Friday I was all cured. That was good cuz I would not wanna keep mama and daddy from goin out shopsterin just in case they were buyin Kissmouse prezunts for me and the Peekster.

I hope everbuddy else had a better Thanksgivin than mine. I did get a coupla teensy bites of turkey before it was all goned.

 

Almost Murder...

November 18th 2013 1:26 pm
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The nuther day mama tried to drown the Peekster. Mama took Peekie into the bafroom and shut the door. I could hear Peekie screamin somethin bout mama drownin her, so I tried to rescue my baby sister. I kept yellin "Peekie, I am tryin to save you, but I catnot get in!" Peekie just kept screamin, and I could hear thumpin sounds in my baftub. Later Peekie was only moanin, and I thought I might be too late. Then the door opened, and Peekie streaked up the hall with her furs all wet and stickin out. I tried to help with Peekie's furs, but she seemed pretty grumpy, so I gave up.

Later when I asked the Peekster what happened, she said she had poo stuck on her booty, and mama tried to clean it off, but after three pet wipers, Peekie still stinked. That was when mama tried to drown her. Course, mama sed she was just givin the Peekster a baf, but I am not so sure. I wish I could learn to turn the doorknob with my paws.

 

Naughty? or...Too Smart for Mama

November 13th 2013 4:19 pm
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Mama decidered to return a packaj to Amazon. She puttened the packaj on the washer. There were those little plastik pillow thingies inside, and I love to eat plastik, so mama foldened the flaps on the box down. She told me this mornin she thought bout putting the packaj in the offis, but she thought she had outsmartered me. Mama, I do not think so.

This mornin mama heard that awesome (or is it awful) noise of a kitty tryin to upchuck. She got outta bed real fast and runned down the hall. I tried to upchuck, but not much would come up. Mama put me in the bathroom just in case it happened again. She stopped when she sawed the packaj was askew. That darned askew; he is always tattlerin on me. When mama looked closer at the packaj, all the little plastik pillow thingies were flat, and there were toof marks in em. When mama touched the plastik, it was all slimy with kitty spit. There was a really cool line of holes in one of the box flap thingies too. I mean, who needs those die cutter thingies or craft punchers thingies when I can punch holes all along the edge for ya?

After mama inspectered the plastik stuff, she does not think I akshly ate any, and she is more disgustered with herself than she is with me. After all, she knows how much I love eatin plastik, and she knows that I love to chew on stuff.

Since mama admitted it was all her fault, I think I outsmartered her. Unfortunately, the packaj is gettin locked up tonight. I guess I will have ta look for somethin else to gnaw.

 

Medsins

November 6th 2013 8:56 pm
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My baby sister is clueless. Mama buyed a buncha teensy tummy pills, cut each one in four piecers, and hidened em in some chickie pill pockets, and Peekie does not even know! I tried not to tattle on mama, but the Peekster saw me laffin behind my paw while she was gettin her treet. When she asked what was so funny, I could not lie. I had to tell her mama was hidin medsins inside her chickie treet. I was sprised that Peekie did not seem to care. I guess that's good cuz when Peekie gets a chickie pill pocket, so do I. Mama sez it is not fair to onliest give Peekie the chickie treets.

Sooooo, all is good here. :)

 

It's a Double Play!

November 4th 2013 2:46 pm
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Hey, everbuddy. Peekie and I are both daily diary picks today. How kool is that? Unlike my sister, who has been givin me a hard time cuz she winned a prize in the Pet Idol contest, I am happy to share my DDP with my baby sister. Unkl Buddie sez I should be nice and pertect my baby sister, and I decidered he is right. After all, she does let me win at resslin, and she lets me give her a bath, and sumtimes she even gives me a bath. I like that lots cuz she cleans all the dirt outta my ears.

Thanks for all the prezzies and good wishies you are sendin me. I really preshiate all my friends and how sportive you are.

Hey, mama gived us some really good treets last night. There were chickie pill pockets, but auntie Dawn also gived mama some smoked beef dawg pill pockets. See mama and auntie Dawn are plottin gainst Peekie. They are gonna hide her tummy medsins in the pill pockets cuz the blueberry likwid was too much and made Peekie gag and spit up nasty stuff. I am not gonna tattle on mama and auntie Dawn cuz I want my baby sister to feel better so she can run even faster when I chaser her. I am gonna trust mama and keep my little kitty kat lips sealed. Besides, I know mama will give me some treets too cuz she will feel gilty. ;)

 

Thanks for the Skeletons!

November 2nd 2013 12:14 pm
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Hey, everkitty. Thanks a bunch for all those dancin skeletons. Peekie and Missy and I have beened chaserin em around our pages just for fun. Sometimes we catch one, but then they start wigglerin and get away again.

Mama is still fightin with the govnermunt webbysite and waitin for help. She has been waitin four days for the "team" who was sposed ta help her "within two days." Doncha just love the govnermunt?

 

Sisters!

October 31st 2013 11:57 am
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Geez, Peekie is bein a real piss ant bout winnin a prize in the Pet Idol thingie. She thinks she is some kinda big shot, scamperin round the house meowerin, "I winned, I winned." After all, it was just a aksident of fate cuz they onliest did a random draw.

Mama sez she does not care that I didn't win nothin in the contest; I am still her pet idol. To prove it, she picked me up and cuddlered me and kissed my head. Ewwwwww!! Boy cats do not like that.

 

Guvnermunt Webbysites

October 30th 2013 12:32 pm
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Jeepers, mama has been havin funs at the guvnermunt webbysite for healthcares. Mama has spended two diffrunt days in front of the puter typsterin stuff into little boxers. Then when she hits "save and continue," nuthin happens. Finally after the second day mama got almost all the way to the end. She even choosed a insurance plan, but then when she hit "confirm," it conked out.

Mama finally gived up after many tries and called the customer servis number. The lady was real nice and helpful. Mama told the lady she had a hard job, and she kinda laffed. Some peeplz from the webbysite were sposed ta call mama in the next two evenins, but she did not get a call last night. Then when mama went to the webbysite today, it was down...AGAIN! Maybee that's why the peeplz did not call; they could not even use their own webbysite to get informashuns.

Even after all that, mama did not say any bad words, and she sez she feels lucky to have whole days to spend tryin to buy some insurance. Jeepers; what would happen if mama had to work at anuther job all day?

 
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