January 27th 2012 12:18 pm
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Mama sez I am a naughty dreamyboat. Yesterday grampster and mama's cousin installed our new clothesy dryer, but I did not get to help. The Peekster and I spent all afternoon in the beddyroom. It was OK; we had our food and water and potty and toys, but I wanted to help do "guy stuff." I howled and howled, but nobuddy would let me out.
This mornin mama called daddy to wish him a happy birthday. Her cell phone started beepin, so she got the cord and plugged it in where the washerin machine and dryer are. While mama was talkin, I leaped up onto the washerin machine. Quick as a flash I had my front paws over the back of the washerin machine and my back paws right on the top. I started to leap down behind the washerin machine.
Mama did the onliest thing she could do to stop me. She grabbed my tail! She called it a handle. Mama grabbed my tail right where it hooks onto my behinder and pulled me backward away from the edge. Meanwhile she was screamerin into the phone, "NO GUNNIE!" Poor daddy did not know what to think.
As soon as I slid back from the edge, mama reached out and scruffed me. She tried to put me back down on the floor, but I am long, and my back paws were gettin tanglered in the cell phone chargin cord. Finally mama got me safely back on the floor. Then she SWATTED my behinder and YELLED and told me I am naughty! Does she not know who I am? I am Gunnarr T, dreamyboat #62. How could she forget so soon?
I guess I will have to forgive mama cuz she sez she was just tryin to pertect me from danger. She said I would get stuck, and there are yucky things like clamps and lectrical cords and stuff that could hurt me. I am not sure I would like bein stucked behind the washerin machine and dryer, but I know mama would figger somethin out to rescue me. Wouldn't you, mama?
January 26th 2012 10:44 am
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It must be true; Samoa sez it is! Dreamyboat #62.
I have comed a long way in a little over two years. My kitty mama’s name was Ezra. When she had me and my brothers, Jackson and Solomon, her humans did not want us no more. Do you think they thought she was a boy?
We might all have gone to a kill shelter, but the nice peoples at the Pet Paw-See took us in. That is where mama found me, in a foster home. Mama had to fill out lotsa papers just to meet me and then even more to make me her little boy. My name then was Truck cuz I was the biggest and boldest brother.
My first night with mama was not so fun. I got shotters, and then mama brought me home. It was just too much; shotters, no brothers, strange place, strange mama, and lotsa strange smells. I cried and cried and cried until mama cried with me. Then we went to bed early, and I snuggled against mama’s neck and fell asleep right away. The next day mama and I already loved each nuther. A few days later my daddy camed. Mama put me in daddy’s arms, and it was love at first sight. Daddy and I are tight!
I thought life couldn’t get no better, and then the Peekster came to live with us. She is the best toy, errrrrr, sister any guy kitty could have. Know what is best about her? When you chaser her, she RUNS very fast so you can keep chaserin her more and more. I do love my sister. I snuggle with her and give her baths and even let her eat outta my food dishy. I also love my mama and daddy LOTS and LOTS.
When I came to Catsterland, I started makin lotsa friends. Then the Peekster came, and we made even more friends. We have our angel sister, Missy Mups, watchin over us too. We gave and got prezunts and joined groups, and every day we get to read all bout our friends and what they are doin. It is so cool. We have lotsa fun here.
And now Samoa sez I am a dreamyboat! Yeppers, I have comed a long way. Thank you, Samoa, for makin me one of your dreamyboats. Yeppers, #62.
January 25th 2012 12:18 pm
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Hey, how did I become the family model? I guess it's becuz the Peekster fell down on the job. Her new middle name is "Uncooperative." I, on the nuther hand, know how to behave. I sit quietly where mama wants me to, and I will turn my head and look handsome or cute when mama or daddy make noises. Sumtimes they bark like dogs or growl. My ears come right up, and I get my real intense look straight into the camera.
Today mama decidered to put me in the chair where she tried Peekie's pictures the nuther day. I am not real fond of lace, but I love my mama, so I decidered to man up and be a perfect model. Mama took the little candy box and put it in the chair with me. I am wearin my new Calvin collar. It is called Chocolate and Cherries, purrfect for Valentine's Day. Today mama got out one of those little party noisemaker thingies. Boy, it is VERY interestin. It scares the Peekster, but I love to hear the funny noise and watch it poof out at me.
I guess from now on mama will be lookin for guy kitty stuff cuz she doesn't think the Peekster will ever be any good at modelin. It is a tough job, but sumkitty has to do it.
January 23rd 2012 5:31 pm
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Guess what? Our Calvin collars are here! Mama catnot believe they got here so fast. She could not tear the package open fast enough. The Peekster and I were watchin to see what was inside the package. Mama got the collars out, and even though there was food from Wallermart that needed puttened up, mama could not resist tryin our collars on us. Mine is red and white. I gotta say I look pretty spiffy in it. The red floof shows up REAL good against my sleek black furs. Peekie's collar is Peekaboo Pink and white. Mama sez Peekie looks like a little doll in her collar, a little Valentine girl.
Mama knew she would be bizzy for awhile puttin away the foodies, so she took our collars off and put em on the washerin machine. Mama finished her works and was havin some roast chickie in the dinin room when she heard a noise. She knew sumbuddy was on the washerin machine. When mama started up the hall, she saw the Peekster near the washerin machine. Peekie was lookin pretty guilty. See the package had a coupla little thingies of catnipshun inside, so our collars smelled pretty yummy. When mama got back to the washerin machine, there was my collar on the floor, and it was WET! I don't know why Peekie didn't slobber on her own collar, but she took mine and nuzzled and snuzzled and drooled all over it. Yuck! Mama sez not to worry; the collar will dry out, and nobuddy will be able to tell my sister slobbered all over it.
Thanks, Cat in the Clover, for makin such cool stuff. I am defnutly wearin my new collar when I go to see Dr. Unkl Mike for my yearly shotters. Everybuddy at Best Friends Animal Hospital will be in awes of me.
January 22nd 2012 5:48 pm
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Hey, everbuddy! Mama fixed up my videos and put em on my page. Mama is not the best video maker person; mostly she catnot keep up with me when I am playin, but you can see me doin my high jumps. Well, at least you can see part of me jumpin and playin with daddy. The videos are called "Gunnie Gets Wild" and "Playtime for Gunnarr." I can jump REAL high, but sumtimes I come down kinda wonky. Mama made me and daddy stop playin the other night cuz there was a huge crash. Mama asked daddy what happened, and he said I crashed into the coffee table. Mama made me quit playin, and she checked all my leggies and my tummy and back and head to make sure I was not hurt. Course I was not hurt, I was just bein a guy kitty. What can I say?
January 20th 2012 5:59 pm
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Woohoo! The Peekster and I are gettin new Calvin collars. Mama thought we should have prezunts for Valentine's Day, so she got us new collars. Mine is bright red and white, and Peekie's is Peekaboo Pink and white.
On a nuther subject, mama should be shamed of herself cuz we have never had our pictures taken wearin our riginal Calvin collars, and we have had them since we were kittens!
Angel Rocky Ann also helped mama with a site that sells little license plates, so we will each have a plate with our name on it to go on our stroller for the spring strollerin season. She even showed mama where to hook the plates onto our stroller. Thanks, Rocky Ann! You are a really cool angel.
Mama shot some videos of me doin my high jumps, but she does not have time right now to try and make em presentable. They are not the best cuz mama catnot keep up with me sumtimes when I get real wound up. Does anykitty know a good videographer? Maybe I could hire one with my allowance.
January 15th 2012 3:23 pm
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Hey, thanks Catster diary gal, for pickin me as one of the daily diary picks today.
I am gonna take this opportunity to tell ya a sad story, and I hope you can help. The current kitty of the week, Bosco, went to the bridge real sudden just a few days ago. It seems speshly sad to me and mama and the Peekster that this would happen before Bosco even got to enjoy his week in the spotlight.
Can you help by sendin some purrs and kind thoughts to his family to help them heal? I think it would help them feel better. Mostly all our families know how much it hurts when their kitties have to leave for the bridge. Please help.
January 13th 2012 5:51 pm
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As my day in the spotlight winds down, I wanna thank the Big Cat for lettin me be Cat of the Day. It is an honor I never even thought of before. I was happy playin and visitin with my friends. I hope I have thanked everykitty purrsonally, but I think I should say thanks here to all my kitty friends and even some kitties who may not be my friends for the good wishes and prezunts they have showered on me today. :)
Lotsa kitties have asked about the bed in my main picture. It is a Hideaway bed from Drs. Foster and Smith. At first mama was not that happy with the bed cuz Peekie and I would not get in it. Mama decidered the cover was kinda stiff, and it did not smell like our house, so mama took the cover with the fleecey stuff off (it gots a zipper) and washed and dried it. Then mama rubbed the fleece with catnipshun (yum!) and rubbed it with one of her worned sockies. Now we're talkin; the bed smells like me and Peekie and nip and mama. The bed inside was still kinda too poofy, but it has a little zipster too, so mama tooked some of the stuffin out. After that the little hideaway bed was purrfect, and Peekie and I both sleep in it.
In fact, this mornin we sleeped in it together. We were end to end in the bed, and it was kinda squeezy. There was not room for our toy mouse, so we kicked him out, and it was way better!
Thanks again, everykitty, for all the good wishes and prezunts. I feel real happy and loved. :)
January 12th 2012 11:17 am
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Last night something woked mama up. It sounded like sumbuddy kinda softly scratchin in the kitty litter in our potty in the bathroom. Then mama heard growlerin. It was me. Mama laid real still and listened hard. The scratchin sound stopped, but I growlered again. Mama listened some more. I growlered even louder and longer. GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Mama reached down to pet me and tell me it was OK; it was just the Peekster in the potty. Then mama's hand touched BOTH Peekie and me. Uh-oh... Maybee we are not alone?
Mama's heart was poundin, but she got up and turned on the light in the hallway. I think Peekie thought we were gettin snaks, so she camed with me and mama. I stopped growlerin, but I was right ahead of mama goin up the hall and into the dark livin room. I was kinda croucherin and slinkin, but I kept goin on ahead of mama. We got to the kitchen and dinerin room, and there was nobuddy there.
I stayed right with mama when she had to open the closed doors to the no-no room and the office. As she opened the doors, mama was thinkin "Why didn't I learn to load and fire my little Taurus revolver?" See, mama got the little gun back in the old days when she went lotsa places all by herself. Then daddy came into her life, and she didn't need the little revolver cuz she had daddy AND his big gun mama calls Mr. Silver. The onliest problem last night was daddy and Mr. Silver were not here. Mama sez lesson learned; next time daddy comes mama is learnin how to use the little Taurus cuz it will not pertect us from inside its box.
I was glad there wasn't nobuddy in our house, but I was ready to pertect mama and the Peekster. Mama thinks I am a very brave kitty. She says I always face the danger instead of runnin away from it.
P.S. We never did figure out what the noise was...
January 11th 2012 8:08 pm
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Yay! Peekie and mama and I made cards. It only took three hours to make three cards. Mostly it was cuz mama is REAL rusty. Sumtimes she could not find stuff she needed, and nuther times her stuff would not work cuz it was so old. We got dried up ink pads, glitter glue that is not gluey no more, and markers that do not work.
Mama also had the advantage of havin me and the Peekster to help make the cards. We helped by runnin in and out of the crafterin room. In winter the door is sposed to be "sorta" shut. We can open the door, but we catnot close it, so guess who gets to do that? Course, sumtimes we helped make cards, and sumtimes we napped, and sumtimes we changed our minds bout bein in the crafterin room and had to leave. Then we had to come back. We chased papers and meowered and ran in and outta the crafterin room and banged the door into a little table mama was usin and tried to spill some water mama was usin to try and make a watercolor paintin and got colored glitter in our furs and tried to see what mama was doin when she was usin what she calls a "heat gun."
The whole sperience was REALLY fun, and I hope we get to do it all over tomorrow. Now I am sooooo tired I think I need a nap!
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