Not Welcome

Miaow!
Pawppy has a cold, so I wanted to keep him company and help enforce the rest he needs.
I was keeping his arm warm and he was napping...suddenly I heard a yelp, but not from the dog-guy.

Pawppy said that I had made him some souvenir holes in his arm..he said fur no reason that he knew of, I just bolted off of him, and his arm of course was under my taking off back legs...and claws...oops!
Sorry pawppy!

But he wouldn't let me back on his nice comfy lap when he came back..and he was grumpy, too...MIAOW!
And he wouldn't let me follow him to bed either...he just closed the door, leaving me to mew piteously at the door...nevfurmind that I am nevfur allowed there anyways, MOL!

Well today he scritched me under my chin again, so he has furgiven me, I think!
I just hope that I will be allowed to warm up his lap the next time he goes to his recliner...

Purrs!
MIAOW!

The Magnetic Effect Of Boxes

Boxes have a certain magnetism ...they grab my attention, and attract me directly to them...so that befur I know it, I am right in them, MOL!
Big ones, open ones, little ones, tall ones, full ones, empty ones...it makes no difference! Get me in sight of a box...and they are all MINE!
I jump in them , bite into them, claw at them, 'dig' in them, hide in them and pounce on unsuspecting passers by when I jump out of them...I sleep in them too, the smallest ones are the best for that, because then I can use the sides for a pillow.

I rip them up too, because it is so satisfying to feel that paper come away from them when I bite them and get some between my teeth. Meowmy says I probably do as good a job keeping my teeth clean that way as she does with the toothbrush...MOL!
There is a furry small box on the organ bench that I like to curl up in, it is so small that mostly my tail hangs out...but when I am in a kitty ball, the box is just right as Goldilocks would have said...

The other day, I was watching a bug crawl on the top of a tissue box...and I tried to snag it, but it went into the box...so I pawed around in there through those cellophane 'windows' that are on tissue boxes...but that pesky bug just hid even deeper in there...suddenly meowmy saw that my whole head was in that box, and I was wearing it!
(She said that the box magnet in there was furry strong.) I backed away, and slid off the table I was on...so undignified for a mancat dude kitty...sheesh!

At least that got my head out of the tissue box, and I stalked off, with my tail straight up...because of course I meant to have done that...

Purrs!

Tagged By Jez! Lovebug-tag!

A New Game- Lovebug Tag! To play, copy the 6 questions below and paste/answer them in your diary! Then tag some friends to play, too!

1. Meow! Are you a noisy kitty or a quiet kitty?
I have lots of mews and miaows...mouse songs, pawppy went behind the door mews, and I want what you have mews. Meowmy says I can sound furry pathetic...and she always giggles that I don't have a typical meezer 'voice'.

2. Litterbox! Cover your business or let some other kitty cover?
I cover! And I have no problem hopping in to cover Pipo's business, too! Cause he makes stinkies and leaves them to disperse their pungent aroma to the air...I am a 'dig-to-china' box user...good thing it has a cover!

3. Happy! Favorite Daily Routine?
I like when Meowmy opens the yogurt container and then I get my dab on her finger to lick off. And I alwys make sure to be with my peeps in the room where they have the stash of nip!

4. Hiss! Least Favorite Routine?
Brushing my teeth...why does meowmy torture me like that, it is so not catty...but at least I don't yowl at her like Pipo does, MOL! And that vacuum cleaner is the evilest invention evfur!

5. Ding-Dong! What do you think about visitors to your house?
Yikes! Where's the nearest dark hidey hole and how quickly can I get in there? And I will stay there for a while even after the all clear signal is sounded.

6. Friends! Do you like other animals?
Yes, I love my kitty furbling, Pipo and I love my dog-guy, MJF. I am not too sure about that other pup who visits here once in a while...I have not been introduced to other furs, except a mopuse, and I just did normal kitty things with that critter, MOL!

Here is a furend that I am tagging!

River

Please, no one feel left out- if you are reading this and you want to play, consider yourself tagged! Be sure to let your friends know they've been tagged by sending them a message or rosette! Angels can play, too! Tell us about your life at the bridge or your life at home before the bridge!

love,
Minko

Pipo Has Yowled His Sentiments, And I Am Joining In With- His! YOWL!

Well Pipo has done a lot of yowling...because now that meowmy will be starting fulltime employment on Monday...things will be a lot different around here, at home and with us on our beloved Catster.
Here is a link to his diary, so you can read about it there:
Pipo's Yowlings of July 15, 2011
Well goodbye, but not furevfur, and we will be here now and then as time permits...
I love you all!

Purrs!
Hugs!
YOWL!

OMC! A FLEA!!

For any of us who have experienced those (Catster) fleas as we not so lovingly call them...and for others who have experienced the real life ones...scratch-scritch...here is a cute comic that was published today in the column 'Mutts'...
A FLEA!!
This flea dude is so big, I think I gotta go and scratch it off of me...

Purrs!
Have a flealess day, OK?!

I Decorated Meowmy In RED For Canada Day!

Today meowmy was going to try and make some more pics for Canada Day. Hmmmph!
I decided that it was not going to be happening. There was too much noise outside...those Blue Angels were roaring around and some other noisy jets were using my airspace as their regrouping area...
Sooo, Since tomorrow is Canada Day, that means things need to be RED. Yes, Red. I decided meowmy didn't have enough RED on her...so I scratched her arm. Now I only feel bad that I didn't make a double red line to mimic the Canadian flag..., though there is a smaller blob beside the first line that I could imagine being that Maple Leaf...
Well, she yelped louder than the dog can bark...and that was it...hee-hee. I shall have to remember this technique for some other occasion of communiCATing...
So now that meowmy is all ready for July 1, she can put on her spawsial shirt, fly the Canadian flag on our porch, and then go to the air and hot air balloon show...she says she hopes the weather will be nice.

HAPPY CANADA DAY!!
Happy Canada Day to all my furends, and esp my Canadian Furpals!

Purrs!

Naughty And Mean Meowmy!

Yup! You read that correctly!
Meowmy was so mean to me yesterday!
She nabbed me when I was giving her some of my loving headbonks, and...stuffed me into the cat carrier! The nerve!
Then she had the audacity to put Pipo in there with me!
Then we felt ourselves moving and soon we were in that other cat mover called a van. OMC! We sang and miaowed all the way, as loudly as we knew how...it was our way of protesting this mean and uncalled for treatment...nevur mind that meowmy calls it caterwauling and yowling...we call it singing...and it was not a love song, believe me! OMC!

Well apparently it was *that time*...for a v-e-t visit...
She (the v-e-t lady) looked into the carrier, and I was in the back, looking at her with BIG eyes...round with fear...afterall, she is a stranger and to be avoided at all cost!

Well the carrier was turned on its end, and I was dumped out! What an indignity!
Then she poked and prodded and stabbed me two times! I need to go and find a kitty lawyer...
She did say that my teeth looked great! Well that made meowmy smile so I guess that was a good report.
My weight was 8.4 pounds...down from 9.2 of last year.
Well, I am the most active of the two of us, running after and jumping and rolling and what ever, to catch that pesky laser light. All the food I eat gets used up in the energy I expend in play!
I was pronounced healthy and stuffed back into the carrier...

I did not do much singing on the way back home...
At least on this trip, I did not get as humiliated as last year...I left no purrsonal donations in the carrier or on the v-e-t equipment! Just a load of my furs! OMC! I shed tons when I feel stressed!

Now, today at least I am allowed to nap as long as I want...

Purrs!

Taking Care Of My Pawppy

I was a good kitty today...MIAOW!
When pawppy went for his usual Sunday nap, I helped him relax with one of my good kitty massages...aka kneading...on his belly to help him relax.
Then he let me stay there even though it is warm and humid today. (Our house has AC but we keep it set about 80, so that is still a lot warmer than in the winter when we set the furnace at 69.)
It was great to have a Pawppy Pillow!
Since it is Pawppy's Day, I guess giving him a spa-type massage was my purrsent to him!
I helped him eat his snack super, too, of cheese and crackers! The cheese was so yummy! I let him keep all the crackers...MOL!
When he went to bed though, even though I lurked at the bottom of the stairs and mewed sweetly at him he did not want me to help him knead the bed and him into dreamland...BOOO!
If you ask me there is a double standard here...I can help him nap, but not sleep for the night:(
What's up with that, Pawppy? And remember it is Pawppy's Day! I just wanted to help you and be nice and purry for your trip to dreamland.
Sigh...

I hope all my furry pals had great day with their Pawppys, dads, and fathers or whomever the masculine influences are in your lives.

Purrs!

What's A Headache???!

Here is a rather cute story! Meowmy unstuck it from the big worldly web that we play in sometimes...good thing she doesn't get stuck in it herself! MOL!


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God & Adam God said, 'Adam, I want you to do something for Me.'
Adam said, 'Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?'
God said, 'Go down into that valley.'
Adam said, 'What's a Valley?'
God explained it to him. Then God said, 'Cross the river.'
Adam said, 'What's a river?'
God explained that to him, and then said,'Go over to the hill....'
Adam said, 'What is a hill?'
So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.
He told Adam, 'On the other side of the hill you will find a cave.'
Adam said, 'What's a cave?'
After God explained, He said, 'In the cave you will find a woman..'
Adam said, 'What's a woman?'
So God explained that to him, too.. Then, God said, 'I want you to reproduce.'
Adam said, 'How do I do that?'
And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well.
So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.
Then, in about five Minutes, he was back.
God, His patience wearing thin, said angrily, 'What is it now?'
And Adam said....



(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS!!!!!!)


'What's a headache?'



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MOL! Hee-hee!
Giggles and laughs!

That was cute, Meowmy


Meowmy is in a happy mood so this helped to keep it going!
But...
She is happy because she [passed that state teast she had to take...so now she will be able to get herself employed...and we will have long hours away from our furends here...but we will corner her whenvfur we can to make her play fun kitty stuff! Catster is the best!

Purrs!

BUSTED!! ....By My Barf!

OMC! I am in big time troubles now...not because I just did the biggest puke evfur but because meowmy could tell by the evfurdence therein what I had been up to...or rather out to...
It was a huge wad of GRASS! Well pals, there is no kitty grass growing inside our den, so meowmy knows I was outside...munching away after going out through the dog-guy's doors...she wonders when I did this...but as usual these are MY secrets nevfur to be divulged...

At least meowmy knows that Pipo & I get heartworm chews evfurry month, so she does not have to worry about that...which is likely how my furbling-angel Simba met his untimely end, may he rest in peace...

But now meowmy has to worry that I will add this into my regular routine...she hopes not!