February 17th 2013 8:07 am
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Thank you to all my furriends for sending boxes and boxes and boxes of treats to me on V-Day and to Biscuit and family for the animated rosette!
Smooches to my lovely largeness Simone for being my fursome Valentine. Not only did she send me two pawsome rosettes, she also sent me two pawsome catnip toys from the Happy River Dances cat toy store! Made by her mom's very own hands! I lie on the floor with my paws wrapped around them, dreaming of blue eyes and dark brown fur. Sometimes I let my sisfurs play with them, but not too hard! They must last forever.
The husband gave mom a dozen red roses (following my lead, of course, for that is what I sent the scintillating Simone). And on Tuesday, furriends, my sisfurs and I will be confined to the basement for 9 days while mom and the husband vacation in Hawaii. I hear there are a lot of feral cats there; she better not come home with any.
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Have fun with those toys.
Wait a minute - what kind of deal is THAT?! You get the basement while they get to go to Hawaii???????? Are there any mice or voles down there? Or shrews? I'm kinda partial to shrews...but that's neither here nor there - they are going off to sun and fun while you are confined in the dungeon. I would SO be plotting my revenge.
BTW - did you know the decibel level of the frogs in Hawaii can equal that of a jumbo jet? I hope they can get some sleep in all that din!!! (wouldn't mind hunting those frogs, though)
I know, right? The basement! It does have a sofa and cat beds and a cat tree and lots of cardboard boxes and french doors to look out of, and a catsitter comes in every day, but still... We have to go down there because the husband sets the alarm when they go away and we can't be in the rest of the house or the alarm will go off. That happened a few years ago when they went to Alaska and mom neglected to put my sisfurs in the basement. The husband was furious. I can't talk about it.
Oh, oh, oh!!! I'm getting an IDEA! (Mission Impossible music starting up here) A commando raid over to Monster's place to set them free AND set off the house alarm! Who's with me?
Confined to the basement while Mom and Dad go to Hawaii? Doesn't seem right to me!
I am so glad that you love your new toys Monster! They were picked out special just for you by me, I took the job very seriously, mommy poured the bag on the floor and I mratted at them! Very serious! They will last forever because nothing is more lasting than Meezer loves! hehehe!
Now onto serious stuff. WHAT is with these humans going away on vacation without us? Aren't we important? Aren't we special? They should stay HOME with US where they BELONG! Locking you in the basement? MRAT! Unheard of! Unthinkable! I'm with Fearless, time to sound the alarm and break out the kitties!
The catnip will keep the prisoners calm while we plan the rescue mission...Good thinking, Simone!
Ok, the parents should be away by now! Time to strike! Monster, keep calm and sniffy sniffy sniffy the catnip, we're on our way! Let's go Fearless! (I'll bring the brofur too, he's crazy tall, he can reach things we can't!)
Cool! Can I wear a disguise? I've always wanted to wear a disguise...
Good idea Fearless! I'd say I'd put on a mask but... you know... I've all ready got a meezer mask!
Oh my furriends, I wish you could break us out! We hate the basement. Mom says she has already met Hawaiian cats. She and the husband are staying at a resort on the Big Island; there is a colony of ferals that is maintained by a local volunteer group. They're not really feral, though, because one of them came running and meowing when he spied Mom out for a walk this morning. He purred and rolled on his back and let mom love on him. He was white with orange tabby. She also took photos of a little brown tabby who sat perfectly still for his portrait. They are well-fed and healthy. Mom says she would have brought the kitty home (though how she could have sneaked him past the husband, I don't know) but she knew I'd have a fit. And she's right.
As you rightly should, extra kitties in the house is just too much! I wish my mommy would stop tempting the two outdoor strays to come in, we don't NEED anymore kitties in this house! Sounds like your mommy is having a blast though, and she at least got to see some kitties, would should hold her over for a little while till she gets back to the many splendors of you! hehehe!
And Fearless, that is a great costume! I loves it! hehehe! Let's get going, time to bust out a meezer monster! hehehe!
Let's see...rope for scaling walls, smoke bombs for diversions, pry bars, dozen bags of cat treats (for emergency rations), catnip mousies (in case we need to all take a break and mellow out while we ponder our next move), flashlights (it's a basement - what if the lights went out?), duct tape (multiple uses - the stuff is great!)...so what am I forgetting?
Hi Monster! Thought I'd send you a quick hello to break up your basement routine! Lindsay and I luv our neighbor cat sitter. She plays with us and stays a long time to keep us company. Don't worry. Your mom will be home soon and then you can have fun giving her catitude!
Hey big kitty! Congrats on Cat of the Week!
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