Simone's say MRAT!

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I guess we are just the 'day before holidays' kitties!

November 23rd 2011 1:47 pm
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Hi kitties!

Thank you so much for all your beautiful notes and gifts and comments today! I guess me and brother are destined to be the 'day before holiday DDP kitties' because we seem to always get one RIGHT before a holiday! How cool is that? I think it's pretty neat! I also agree, the Diary Gal is trying to tell mommy to let me on the desk! All those paper marks, could have come from any meezer while mommy wasn't watching, so unfair of her to blame me!

I also just wanted to give all my catster kitty friends a heads up, we're doing some special discounts for the Black Friday weekend in our shop, mommy is finishing all the Christmas toys today! We have a new catnip candy cane that I, personally, think is great, I've tried to steal them all! MRAT! Now I should definitely get one, I'm a DDP! We'll put all the Christmas toys up today hopefully so you can check them out! Facebook and Catster are both going to get codes for our shop that will be good through 'cyber Monday' whatever that means... weird humans! The only good thing I know about 'Cyber Monday' is that's the day mommy bought our GIANT cat tree last year! Can you believe it's all ready a year old? Well, for all you kitties on catster the code is "MoeMoeToes" (no spaces!) in honor of my DDP and it will be activated at midnight tomorrow! So... don't go out and wait in the cold outside a store, stay home, stay inside, with your kitties, remain comfy laps, and buy our presents online! hehehe! The code will be good for 20% off!

Thanks so much for all the loves kitties, sorry I put an ad in my diary on my DDP, I'll post a better one that's ALL ABOUT ME tonight!

 

My desk!!!

November 16th 2011 4:21 pm
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Hi there feline friends of mine,

First off, let me say, Thanks for all the wonderful presents and for those of you who stopped by to help celebrate my Gotcha day and Birthday a while ago. We're still getting some and we just can't believe how loved we are. River wrote a very sappy entry about it so if you want to read it, you can, I'm too MRATy to be sentimental though! hehehehe!

Recently, mommy and me have found something new to argue about... her desk. I believe, and I think I'm right in this assumption, that it's mine, as is everything on it. That means, if I jump onto it and start chewing on the bills she has to pay, or important letters or books, I have that right. Mommy disagrees. Mommy is wrong. She keeps plopping me back on the floor and saying this weird sentence to me, it sounds like "NO Moe Moe! Bad kitty... Floor!" then she points at the ground. I think she's broken. Worst part of all of this, she won't even let me in her lap anymore because I just use it to get on the desk. She's home at that computer of hers typing away, and I can't even get any good snuggle time. She tried to compensate me by moving my heater bed right next to her desk so I can snuggle close to her, but River just steals it and what fun is that?

Oh... no... wait... THAT'S the worst part of it, she lets RIVER on her desk. Can you believe it? She says he's a good boy and just lays next to the printer with his head on the three hole punch as a pillow and falls asleep so he can hang out ON the desk, but I have to be happy with the floor! What is up with that? Blatant favoritism of the stinky brofur and discrimination against the Meezer I tell you! I deserve desk time and papers to chew! Come on mom... you don't even like the bills so what difference does it make if I eat them?

 

Like fine wine I only improve with age!

November 1st 2011 1:08 pm
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Happy Birthday to Me
Happy Birthday to Me
Happy Birthday beautiful Simone
Happy Birthday to ME!

That's right kitties, it's the Moe Moe Toes BIRTHDAY! I believe the phrase River is always using is "hoorays and happy River dances" but it's MY party over here... so keep those River feets on your own diary! Over here, just elegant dancing Simones!

Just like River, my Birthday is actually the day my parents adopted me 3 years ago. The records were really spotty about when I was born, so they decided to pick the day they adopted me. 3 Years ago, life got good and it gets better every day. Ever since the moment where I met mommy's eyes with my baby blues, I've had her hooked on the Moe Moe princess! I'm on her lap right now as a matter off fact, purring away like a little crazy lawn mower! hehehe! I'm completely 100% content with my life. Thank you to all my kitty friends who stopped by and sent me messages, presents, pictures, everything, you kitties sure know how to make a girl smile!

Now... What'd you get me to celebrate the big day mommy? Mommy? MOMMY? MRAT!!!

 

10 years old?

October 27th 2011 2:20 pm
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Oh my catness! I just realized something, I'm about to turn 10! My Gotcha Day / Birthday is on November 1st and this year, I'll be turning the big 1 - 0, double digits, the big leagues! Oh nose! I don't think I'm ready to be 10 yet, I'm still mommy's little kitten (well... big kitten - but definitely a kitten!) What do I do kitties? You think there's anyway I can make myself permanently 9? I'm just not ready to be that old yet! I've only lived with my family for 3 years, I think I should only be 3. These are the only good years I had in life, I only want to count these years!

Oh yeah... it's also not fair that the brother of mine is the little brofur. He's only 7. What's up with that?

 

Worst hairball ever.

September 30th 2011 11:46 pm
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Any of you watch The Simpsons? You know how that big comic book guy is always saying "worst... (blank).... ever!" I had one of those moments last night. Worst.... hairball... ever!

It's the changing of the seasons and brofurs fur is starting to shed and grow his winter coat. This means he needs some SERIOUS grooming. I know mommy gave him a bath, but it just wasn't enough. I have been forced to groom brofur something serious though and he has some very long fur. Well, all this fur got in my tummy and was one heck of a hairball. It was terrible. I had just finished eating my dinner when I realized... uh oh... I gotta get rid of this hairball. Well I walked right into the living room and BLAH! Sadly... no hairball. Just all my nom noms. Oh it was a horrible night kitties. I vomited 3 or 4 times trying to pass that hairball. It was terrible. Mommy and daddy were so worried. They cleaned up all the barfs and sat with me all night, I just couldn't get that hairball out. I hacked something fierce, it sounded awful. Mommy gave me some hairball drugs to help pass it, but it just wouldn't come. That night I slept with mommy and at 5:30am I suddenly jumped up and ran out of bed. Mommy woke up and followed me. I was heaving and hacking and FINALLY... BLAH! GIANT HAIRBALL of River furs on the floor. Mommy was less than thrilled about being woken up early in the morning but was very happy I finally passed that crazy hairball. It had been a rough night. Since then, I've been very good. Mommy has decided until River's coat is done changing she's going to give me a hairball supplement everyday to make sure this doesn't happen again. She doesn't like me being in pain, even if it's just hairballs!

On a heavier note, I'm still purring for the beautiful Ingen who is missing in Madison right now after escaping from her mommy's motel room while moving with her family. Her family had to go onto the next stop, let's all purr that Ingen is found and brought back to her family, she's such a wonderful kitty. Mommy can't imagine how terrible it would be to lose a kitty on a move like that and have to leave without finding said kitty.

We're also still purring for our friend Tigger (from the catfather's family) who is in the hospital after having surgery. We hear he's been feisty today and even bit the vet tech! Good job Tigger! Those vet tech's are awful people, one called me fats! You get your feistys back AND get revenge on those vet techs for me! Hoping you make a full recovery.

 

Wait... vet trip?

September 22nd 2011 8:06 am
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When did this happen? I have to go to the vets today? To get shots? In my whats??? Did you know this kitties... I didn't know this! Mommy says I've had the appointment for months, so has River. Why weren't were warned? I guess I'm off to get my 6 month physical and to catch up on the vaccines. Mommy says don't blame her, the state makes her give me these shots, she has paperworks to prove it. I don't believe her. I think this is an evil trick and I won't be a part of it. No vet trip for Moe Moe! It has been decided. You think that will work?

On a side note, Mommy put together half of our Halloween pages for us yesterday. She changed all the pictures and uploaded some new ones as well as putting our names back to normal and adding some new music. She'll get around to doing it fully sometime soon. You gotta give the humans time, some of them aren't too swift when it comes to updating webpages (right mommy?) Evidently there are other things in this world she thinks she should be spending her time on than me. PREPOSTEROUS!

Oh well, I'll let you all know how my vet trip goes. I'm sure the vet will be abusive to me and torture me and call me fats again. This will NOT be a good day for Moe Toes!

 

Whose Sinoae?

August 29th 2011 2:40 pm
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Ok mom, whose Sinoae and why is petsmart sending us coupons for her? I'm the only lady in this house and my name sure isn't Sinoae! It's SIMONE! S-I-M-O-N-E! The precious Moe Moe toes! I don't know who this Sinoae is, but I want her out of my house! Can you believe it kitties? Petsmart sent us a birthday coupon for some kitty named Sinoae this month. It sure isn't my birthday yet and I'm not named Sinoae so that can only mean mommy is hiding a kitty around here somewhere, I better find her and let her know whose boss... then steal her birthday coupon and get myself some cat treats!

Last night was a rough night for mommy. She thinks I'm trying to take up boxing too! She was trying to fall asleep and I was sleeping in daddy's arms with my little head on the pillow by his. I never sleep with daddy so this was weird. Every time mommy was drifting off to sleep... POW right in the face! I bopped her in the face with my little paw and then went back to pretending I was sleeping. I did this SO MANY TIMES! It was TOO funny! Mommy didn't want to move me cause it's taken me years to bond with daddy and she's just so happy. Finally River came up and slept on mommy's pillow and bopped me every time I bopped mommy, that got me to stop! Spoil sport River! She's MY mommy! Mommy said to me this morning, "You know princess, I never would have de-clawed you in a million years but sometimes I can't help but be grateful someone else did before I found you. If you had claws my face would be a bloody mess this morning!" Darn straight! And mommy... don't you EVER be happy I'm de-clawed! Not cool mommy!

 

DO NOT LIKE!!!

August 18th 2011 5:07 pm
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Oh my catness kitties am I one cranky Moe Moe lady today! So, there I was, minding my own business and suddenly mommy freaks out at me and grabs ahold of me, pinning me down. She pulls something off my eyebrow. EWWWWWWW What's that? Gross! A TICK? HOW did that happen? It was all swollen from my bloods. HOW DARE THAT TICK BITE ME? That was bad enough, but you know what she does next? She cleans the boo boo on my head with icky stingy stuff that smells REALLY gross, then she rushes to the vets because we're out of flea and tick drugs. I should have gotten it last week but we were out and I have a vet appointment in 10 days so mommy was lazy... bad move mommy! She comes home right away with a big box of drugs, River gets his round, but not me... oh no, that would be too simple. GUESS what happened to me kitties?

SHE DUMPED ME IN THE BATHTUB!!! That's right! Mommy DARED to give ME a bath! She said she wanted to make sure she got all the ticks off! Well, I tell you, I growled and hissed, I scratched and bit, mommy has some claw marks on her now, she deserves it! I cried holly terror on her, oh yes I did. Then when I got out of the bath and got all nice and dry and fluffy again, drugs on my back. YUCK!

Mommy's pretty confident I'll be ok, she's keeping a close eye on me but she's pretty confident. I however and super angry about all of this. That stupid tick... I hope mommy squished him like a bug for doing this to me!

Even worse, all my pet beds are being washed now, River and I are without comfy places to sleep. This has been the WORST day of my life!

 

Happy Bastille Day Every French Kitty!

July 14th 2011 4:51 pm
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Hello kitties!

Today is a very special day for those of us with French names, that's right, it's Bastille Day! Happy Bastille Day kitties! My mommy studies modern revolutions and her specialty is the French Revolution, so today is a very important day for us. Today, in 1789 the people of Paris stormed the Bastille prison, a symbol of the old regime and political oppression from their king in search of powder for their weapons. It is considered the official start of the French Revolution and was celebrated the next year as La FĂȘte Nationale. The French Revolution marks the birth of the modern era in the western world for many historians, and my mommy considers it to be one of the most important events in world history. For her, it is the moment of creation of the birth of democracy and liberty in western thought. My mommy gets very emotional about her histories don't you know.

So, there you go, a very mini lesson in history on Bastille day. Today, in honor of this holiday, River and I will play the French national anthem on our pages while our mommy walks around the house singing it over and over again. To all my fellow French loving kitties out there, Happy Bastille Day from the lovely citizeness Simone!

 

Good Morning Starshine

July 10th 2011 1:30 pm
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Just a little update on the Moe Toes today. This morning I woke up snuggled with my mommy, but I decided to be a good sister and get up and go groom brother who was sleeping at her waist. Well, up I got and I plopped down next to him to groom him, and wouldn't you know it, after only a few seconds of me cleaning his icky ears for him, he starts bopping me and biting me and trying to play and wrestle. What gives? I was TRYING to be a nice sister and he wouldn't let me. Humph! He even woke mommy up, now that wasn't nice! I was the good one, I was being good, it was ALL brofur. You can't trust him at all. Humph again! I say we get rid of him, then I can have his nom noms!

 
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