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Ear Chomps

April 10th 2012 3:59 pm
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Good news or bad new first kitties?

Let's bounce back and forth a little! That way not too much good or bad all at once!

Good news - I've lost weight, all my internal stuff is doing great, and as far as the vet can tell I'm in great health!

Bad news - I think I'm being punished. While we were at the vets I chomped brofur's ear twice because... well... he was there, I was nervous, I figured I might as well bite him! He barely noticed, he just sat there cowering beside me cause he's afraid of his own shadow while all the peoples laughed about how well behaved he is. Sheesh! Well, come the end of the visit, the vet said my remaining teeth are a little dirty and inflamed and should probably be cleaned, so nuts to that. I have to get my teeth checked. They are going to clean them and hopefully no more extractions. Grrrrr. This is what you get for going to the vets every 6 months. I'll get blood work done then and we'll confirm that I'm perfect then, the vet doesn't predict any problems.

The final Good news? I am the softest kitty they have ever pet. The assistant kept hugging me and wouldn't put me down. She said I'm silky soft with big jewel eyes! I love being told I'm gorgeous!


A very quick thank you

April 6th 2012 3:15 pm
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Hi kitties,

Ok, I know my mommy has been terrible about sending out thank yous recently, she's really sorry about that. Sometimes there are just so many gifties and presents that it feels overwhelming so you put it off and off and then it's too late and you feel embarrassed, I know, not a good excuse. She's sorry.

Anyways, I'm not letting her do that this time! I want to say thank you to everyone who shared my DDP celebrations with me! You kitties are the bestest!

Thank you to...
Sleeper (and family) for the Easter Egg (is it full of chocolate???)
Milo, Mallee and family for the pretty Tulip (that's mommy's favorite flower!)
The Family of Mac, Ivy, Legolas (Legaly), Zander, Zoey for the blue bird
Teddy Bearz and his great family for the beautiful blue bird and the great moemoe-men-toes picture! hehehe! I'll get mommy to put it on my page soon!
Midnight's family for the nom nom tastic shirmpy!
Tigger, Cali, Sobe, Bent Ear, Mouse, and all those little kittens for the blue bird!
And Ginger for the super pretty heart!
And of course, my Meezer buddies Pipo and Minko for the great Moemoe-men-Toes picture as well! hehehe! That one is super pretty! I loves it and can't wait for mommy to stop being lazy and put it on my page! hehehe!

thank you everyone! I had a great DDP thanks to all my bestest buddies like you! I also want to say thanks to everyone who sent me special messages and left comments and headbonks! You rules!



April 2nd 2012 11:44 pm
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Well, I don't know how many of you kitties noticed but that BROFUR of mine and his friends (some of whom are QUITE fetching) switched their pictures for April Fools Day (how could anyone confuse BROFUR with those dreamy mancats???)

For a little while, my brofur was Luke and then Zach on April Fools day and they all played too. Now when I read Zach's diary about switching with Luke and him dreaming about all those cali bellies again, I decided on a new page theme for the spring time months. I'm going to help mommy collect ALL my best belly shots together and make them my top 10 photos! So watch in the coming days for a showcase of the worlds most beautiful belly... MINE!

They say when a kitty shows off her belly she's at peace, secure, and confident, so therefore I must be the happiest kitty in the world cause I'm nothing but belly loves!


Why thank you mommy... I am beautiful!

March 23rd 2012 12:53 pm
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Why did mommy put a song on my page where the lyrics are "You're beautiful but shut up"? Mommy... MRAT! MRAAAT! MRAAAAAAAAAAT!!! Oh that's it, tonight, Moe Moe dagger toes in your face again when you sleep, that's right! DAGGER TOES! Take that mommy! If it weren't for my beautiful MRATS you wouldn't be able to name your movie review column after me! So there! I'm priceless and perfect just the way I am! MRAT!

Ok kitties, not to sound like a broken record, but since this game is so big we want to run lots of warnings about it so everyone knows it is coming! We are still collecting images for the great big 'guess the catster kitty' game we did last year! I guess that would make this the second annual one right? As River would say....HOORAY!

If you want to be included in the game or don't mind us using your pictures and haven't let us know yet, please do so, otherwise, we'll be coming around looking for you all! This year, we're thinking of doing a 'snuggling siblings' page, so if you've got siblings you snuggle with and want to play, let us know!



March 11th 2012 9:11 pm
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Hi there kitties,

Last year around this time River organized this really big game. Do you remember it? He gathered pictures of over 100 Catster kitties and cut and paste them together with mommy's help to make a giant mystery game. Any kitty who came within 5 right of guessing all the pictures with their names on Catster won a catnip mouse and everyone who tried was entered in a drawing for a grand prize. We used it to create a bit of fun and to help promote our future shop which we opened in June.

Well, we were talking with some kitties today and seems lots of kitties really liked playing this game even though it was super duper hard. Would you kitties like to play again this year? Right now River is running a mini game to clear out some old stock, but we could definitely put together another big game for next month or so. It might take a little while, it is alot of work after all, but if there's interest, we'd love to do it again. So what do you think kitties?

Here's a link to the old quiz game in case any of you don't remember! Sadly, some of those kitties are no longer on catster or have crossed over the bridge, so that's a little sad, but we did have a lot of fun making it!

The Old Quiz Game


Dream girl? Me?

February 23rd 2012 8:46 pm
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Oh boys you shouldn't have! hehehe! Ok... maybe you should have! I am pretty special after all, I'm the princess! I'm the queen of belly shots! I have the sweetest toes in the world! Ok... you're right boys, I am a dream girl! I graciously accept this prestigious honor and all the loving admirers that will surely accompany it! Thank you so very much from the bottom of my Moe Moe heart! Just for all of you, no angry MRATS today, just Happy Meezer Purrs!


Alpha kitty my 'fluffy bottom'

February 9th 2012 1:23 pm
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That's right, River can take his Alpha aspirations and go sit on them! MRAT! Last night, we were snuggling all nice and warm on the back of the arm chair while mommy was writing when suddenly, for no good reason what-so-ever... HE BIT ME! MRAT! This whole, "I'm gonna be the new Alphas" thing he's trying is NOT working for the Moe Moe any longer, so I laid down the law! Oh kitties, did I lay it down! You should have seen the Moe Moe in action. I might not have any front claws but I can still smakey paw with the best of them, and I smakey pawed him good. Ladies, you'll be proud of me, I held my ground. Mommy was watching us carefully just in case we decided to turn nasty but she had to laugh when at the end of the smakey paw fest, River was cowering and I was towering above him proud and tall. River is easily twice as big as me (if it weren't for the, you know, 'fluffyness' of me) and there he was, cowering from Moe Moe! MRAT! Well, I laid back down, and he snuggled up against me, and we went back to sleep. I hope you've learned your lesson brofur, let's have no more of this alpha nonsense from you! MRAT!

On a side note, have you all seen my wonderful Valentine this year? Mr Finney, King of the bellies! That's right! KING OF THE BELLIES with that giant orange fluffy belly of his, I love a mancat with a good belly and Finney is absolutely KING of the bellies and I'm his Queen! The most important thing, of course, is I had a Valentine before River! MRAT! hehehehe! ALL HAIL THE ROYAL BELLIES!


Just letting you know I'm still here, and my belly is still- fantastic!

February 2nd 2012 3:17 pm
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First off, I want to start this diary by saying that every year I look forward to Samoa's list of dreamboats! Such handsome mancats every year! This year however, she's really let me down. I think she made a giant mistake with her list, I wish she'd sent me a message first asking me, I'd have told her the truth. RIVER??? REALLY??? STINKY BROFUR TOES??? How can he be on the same list with all those other dreamy mancats? MRAT!
Well, I guess he's not THAT bad. I mean, he is my brofur. I suppose I should be happy for him...
But still... MRAT!

Now, I don't really have anything all that important to update you about, which is good right? No news is good news? My belly is still fantastic! My MRATS are still loud! I'm 10 years old and doing great!

We did have a bit of a scare yesterday. Mommy came home from running errands and she smelled of 'other kitties' again. Uh oh! I thought we had run out that 'foster' kitty phase. She said she met a kitty named Toby at Petsmart who looked just like River and she held him for over 20 minutes and carried him around the store while she was doing her shopping. You mean... Toby smelled my nom noms and cat toys before I did? NOOOOOO! They tried to talk her into fostering him and she ALMOST brought him home, but she couldn't get in touch with daddy and didn't want to surprise him with a kitty so she didn't, man I hope he isn't there this weekend. I'm not a foster kitty fan! Even if he is a cutie pie who looks like River. Just what I need, two Rivers running around this house! You can see his picture in mommy's arms here hopefully, if her facebook settings on the picture are right...

Finally, can you believe it kitties, I'm without a Valentine this year! I know, shocking right? I'm beautifuls! hehehe! I guess me and brofur with be Valentine's this year, how icky is that? At least he doesn't have a Valentine either!

Oh, and for anyone who was wondering, I'm still alpha! River can try all he wants, but he's going to have to admit defeat eventually, nobody out MRATS the Princess!



January 18th 2012 2:00 pm
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Oh Nose! Intruder!

See kitties, mommy is a big Muppets Fan. Any of you see the new Muppet Movie? She's like that character Walter, crazy about the Muppets. Her favorite muppet is Gonzo and she's got a stuffed animal version of him. Usually, Gonzo lives with all mom's other crazy stuffed animals where I don't have to see him, but for some reason the other day she decided to put him in MY chair. I know, EVERYTHING is out to steal my spots!

Anyways, here I come, ready to find a comfy snuggle spot to snooze in. Unsuspectingly, I jump up into my big comfy chair and... HOLLY CATS WHAT'S THAT???

I puffed up big and scary and started growling and hissing. Mommy was at her desk and she looked up and started laughing at me, which only made me crankier. THIS IS NOT FUNNY MOMMY! There's an INTRUDER in my chair with a funny blue nose! Oh, I was so mad! I stayed all poofy and growly and hissed like crazy, finally, I bopped him! Nice and hard right on that big funny blue nose of his.

He didn't do anything.

That made me confused and mad, so I bopped him again.

He still didn't do anything.

Ok... now I'm getting confident. I stormed right up to him, chomped his big blue nose, dragged him to the edge of the chair, and threw him onto the ground. Humph and Mrat to you Gonzo! MY CHAIR!

Mommy is still laughing, I don't know why. At least now I can snooze in peace. I just hope when I wake up that he's still on the...




November 28th 2011 2:28 pm
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OH MY CATNESS! Kitties, did you see the picture Mommy just put up on my page? WHAT is up with this? Mommy won't let me have my desk, River won't let me have my heated bed, WHY do I even bother trying? There are STINKY BROFUR TOES in my face! My beautiful heated bed in the sun has a BROTHER IN IT!!! He won't give me my space!!! MRAT!!! CRANKY MEEZER ALERT!!!!

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