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Attack of the Meezer Dagger Claws

January 29th 2013 2:02 pm
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Hello Kitties Mine

Well, it's that time again, the time where my dagger claws are in full bloom and there's NOTHING anybody can do about it! hehehe! DAGGER CLAW!!!

Because I was declawed by some horrible no good very bad person who mommy says she'd personally like to return the 'favor' to before I was rescued, I'm very sensitive about my back claws. Super sensitive. More sensitive than any kitty mommy has ever known (and we all know how much we kitties love having our back claws clipped!)

Well, as a result, no one can cut them. It's just impossible, they've tried everything, and mommy has a flesh wound across the palm of her hand this morning that says last night, she tried again! hehehehe! NO LUCK! I am the great Simone and none shall touch my dagger claws! Actually, that's not even a little true, I don't even mind a little bit people touching them, just don't get the clippers or I go bazookas! The only way to get them cut is to take me to the vet because I mellow enough there that the vet and one of her techs are able to get them cut. This is fine, until we are overdue for an appointment.

Even I have to admit, they are getting a little long. I'm getting stuck on stuff when I walk and people don't seem to like me snuggling on their laps or next to them in bed as much, evidently, I'm very pointy. What's a girl to do? I can't let them cut my claws, but I want my snuggles. Suck it up mommy and daddy! Cuddle the princess even if it means you bleed a little, it's not that big of a deal, it's just a little boo boo! Aren't my purrs more than enough comfort?


ME again???

December 21st 2012 12:18 am
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What? Me? Little old Me? A DDP again? Oh Catster... you shouldn't have! MRAT! hehehee!

Well, I've been chosen a whole bunch of times recently and I think my mommy should FINALLY get around to updating my page since, you know, Catmas is like... next week mommy!!! Sheesh!

Anyways though, I want to take my DDP and not waste it. I have something really important to say with this DDP, I want EVERYONE and I mean EVERYONE to go purr for my friend Luke. He's not feeling well and he's awfully special, he's River's doppelganger after all, he was my Valentine one year, and he's just super special. Go purr for him kitties, he's not feeling well and I want it to be just a tummy bug he gets over right away. Please go purr for him, that's my DDP and my Catmas wish of all of you, go purr for my friend.

Luke's Profile



December 13th 2012 1:42 pm
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Oh my catness! What happened to my music! Mommy was FINALLY going to update my page for catmas, and I've got no music left! Mixpod closed down! MRAT! I guess I'll have to sing my own carols this year, who wants to join in?


That's Jingle bells done Moe Moe style! Enjoy!


I'm thankful, now where's my present?

November 25th 2012 12:44 pm
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Mommy promised me, she PROMISED me, that if she went away on my Gotcha day there's be a super big surprise for me when she got back... well, she's back, and there's STILL no surprise. I'm beginning to feel a little cheated here kitties, I might have to MRAT at her in the middle of the night until she remembers me! How could she forget my present?

She says she's been shopping online for it, so last night, I sneaked through her history and found a lot of links for a new heated pet bed (the one we've got is a little old and doesn't heat the meezer butt like it use to!) So I'm thinking... maybe that's my surprise! She's looking for one big enough for both me and River since he INSISTS on snuggling with me IN the bed... sheesh... oh look, this one has fishies on it!


So many balloons

October 2nd 2012 1:41 pm
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Oh my catness!

We had over 300 emails when we logged in yesterday! 300 emails! Mommy was a little freaked out! Turns out, it was all my super duper double fantastic amazing wonderful catster friends sending us lots and lots of ballons. We've barely been able to get through all those awesome pirate flags. Sorry we haven't been around much. Our internet provider (Comcast... MRAT!) has been dropping our service right and left. We've lost 3 days last month alone. What's up with that internets? I can't check in with my friends when you do that! MRAT! Here's hoping they get it fixed soon. So, everybody, thanks for all the beautiful balloons and the super cool pirate flags! You kitties rock! MRAT! (that was a good mrat not a bad mrat!)

Oh, by the way, I had a vet appt the other day (hiss!) but the good news is me and brofur are 100% healthy AND I've lost a half pound in six months! I'm dropping my weight kitties! Mommy can't call me chunky anymore! I'm gonna be super skinny by the next appt, I swear! I'll drop a full pound in a year, just like a gal my age should! No faster, no slower, WOOT! Go MOE MOE! GO ME!


All is Forgiven mommy!

September 10th 2012 4:25 pm
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Man, it's been a long time since I've written hasn't it? I guess it's just a very tough life being a Simone, I'm so busy napping and noming and such I just can't find the time to write a perfect diary entry! hehehe!

Well, the good news is, I have a fun story to tell. Fun if you are Simone, not so fun if you are mommy.

Last night around 4am I jumped up on the bed and promptly barffed up a hairball on mommy while she slept. She shot straight up in bed shouting "MOE MOE" and groaning and saying all kinds of bad words under her breath while she and daddy stripped the bed and put the sheets in the washer and then remade it. Oh man, mommy was so cranky. She kept looking at me and snapping "CAT!"

I'm sorry mommy... did you just call me CAT? That's not acceptable in my book! MRAT!

Well, then this morning when daddy got up for work, he felt bad that mommy and me were cranky at one another, so turned the ac down to make the house super chilly, I jumped up on the bed and burrowed under the blankets. Mommy... I'm COLD! I need snuggles! Mommy was barely awake, she stays up really late and wakes up much later. When she finally did wake up this morning, she was hugging me close and I was purring, I was snuggled against her neck and we were so comfy together. I forgave mommy for calling me CAT and she forgave me for my barffs! As if it were my fault... MRAT!



June 28th 2012 3:35 pm
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Hey CATSTER! We KNOW you're there! Why aren't you listening to us and helping us out! We STILL aren't getting email updates about comments. We feel isolated and cut off. We can't respond to our friends unless we remember to check EVERY diary we commented on! MRAT MRAT MRAT! When are you going to fix this??? MRAT!!! You've made the meezer angry! MRAT! Next comes the declawed smakey paw of doom and finally, the chompers! MRAT!



June 10th 2012 5:30 pm
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Whatever brofur typed about a butt biting incident... he's lying. Never happened. I'm clearly the sweet innocent one, who are you going to believe? My baby blues or stinky brofur lies? MRAT!


sorry we're late!

May 22nd 2012 1:41 pm
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Some of you more observant kitties might notice that today is, in fact, Tuesday and not Monday. You might also notice we promised a big winner on Monday. You know what? My mommy is a liar! MRAT! Sorry kitties, they were going to film one of us picking a winner but daddy worked late and they forgot between dinner and the gym. What can I say? They'll do it tonight, because the video is more fun and a better way to announce the winner. We'll put it up tonight along with the list of kitties who found ALL the kitties and so are getting a prize for all their hard work and the list of who all those mystery kitties are! Sorry for the delay. Again, blame my parents, not me, I'm purrrfect! (River's all right I guess...)


River says I have to give a few more *hint hints*

May 17th 2012 3:47 pm
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Hey there kitties!

So River told me to come online and use my cute little Moe Moe toes to type up a few more hints for all of you! Remember, the game is ending on Friday and we'll be announcing the winners on Monday! (If you get it in late over the weekend we'll probably over look it, but really, Friday is the cutoff date!)

Second Semi-Annual Guess the Catster Kitty Game

So remember kitties, here are a few basic hints.

1) Check out the comments on any page talking about this quiz, that's a wealth of information!
2) Check out the *hint hints*
3) Check out all family members of the *hint hints*
4) Check out the kitty models on our Facebook Page and on our Etsy Shop Page since there are lots of kitties there who you might recognize and then use to help find the answers!

And now, for some extra *hint hints* from the belly of the Simone! (by the way, sorry if we have any duplicates, it's hard to remember all the cuties we've hinted at before!)

1) Recently my brofur has been attacking shoe strings like crazy, this annoys me because shoes strings are TOTALLY my thing! I'm the ribbon girl! You know who else likes shoe strings? Little Dreamette Calie *hint hint* She also doesn't like sneak attacks from her stinky brofur! I can relate!

2) Now, adorable little ladies are pretty great, but like all adorable ladies, I love an equally adorable mancat! Am I right? You know whose a super adorable man cat with super wonderful baby blue eyes (just like me! hehehe!) That cutie pie Milo *hint hint* He's super sweet!

3) Speaking of blue eyed babies, did you all see this pretty girl was the DOTD a few days ago? She seems to be suffering the same thing I was a little while ago. The word "no" must never be used for kitties! Never! I'm with you Meshia *hint hint* No kitty is ever to be told "NO" Don't you agree?

Ok, three hints for today! Phew! I'm glad you all are having fun playing but man, will it be good when this is over so we can catch up with everyone on Catster! We've been like little ghosts recently haven't we? hehehe! BOO!

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