DANCIN' GIRL (BE MY FRIEND)

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TA DA!

January 20th 2009 8:42 am
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Ma entered me in a Bissell photo contest. It is with her
very own favorite picture of me when was spazzin' over
that nasty grasshopper. Wouldja please, please vote for me?

I want to make something fun happen for Mommie since
she has had so many surgeries and stuff this year. We
deserve some excitement around here! And I am going to
make sure she gets it. Why just the other day, she was coming
around the corner from the bedroom, and I sneaked around the
other way....I jumped about 2 feet into the air and so did she!
Scared 'er, ya know. I didn't know women could jump that
high.
Said it durn near stopped her ol' heart. Sure did look funny!
Daddy was sitting on the couch and he really cracked up!

Yup, EXCITEMENT is my middle name!

 

BLAH....

January 10th 2009 7:24 am
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NEVER AGAIN!
I was so happy to see the new year begin that I must admit,
I made a big pig outta myself with the catnip. That's bad
enough, but, my mean ol' Mommie had to get a picture
of me laid out like a dead mackeral! I fell off'n my bear
rug and all of a sudden there was this blinding flash!

* * * STARS * * * !!!!

I hate it when she does that! I may run away from home.
but, it's be awhile, I am still too sick to move my chubby
little body.
NO MORE CATNIP!
Never, ever in this lifetime.
What?
I have 8 more to go.....well.....maybe just a little.

 

HOW COME?

January 5th 2009 4:33 pm
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Mommie got some flowers. They are so purdy!
I just was wondering how come I didn't get any? I like flowers,
too! Mommie let me smell hers, then, Daddy moved them across
the room and put them up high. Drats!

 

TO LET YOU KNOW...

January 3rd 2009 7:46 am
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We have such beautiful friends, here on Catster.
Mommie is home from the hospital and we have GOOD MEWS!
Mommie had the hysterical-ectomy and there was NO CANCER!!
We are so-oooo happy! We thank you for all the purr-rayers
and the love you sent our way.
You make life bearable!
And wunnerful!
And worth living!
Thank you for everything!
We wanted to share our good mews with you.

 

MY MOMMIE

December 28th 2008 2:39 pm
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I just wanted to let you all know that my Mommie is
going in for surgery the 30th. She will have a hysterectomy.
Whatever that is.
She wanted everyone to know so you will understand why we
are not on Catster for awhile.
She will not be using the computer for however long it takes
to feel lots better.
She also told me to tell you not to send any flowers and that
kinda stuff. But, she did say a prayer or two would be really nice!
We luff you!

 

CELEBRATION!

December 22nd 2008 2:44 pm
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I am going to have a big celebration tomorrow!
I will have been on Catster for 4 whole years!!!!!!!!
Ain't that sumpin'?
Oops, that means I am four years older, too.
Sheesh!!!
Mommie was feelin' kinda sad and blue and she laid
down on our bed to nap. I could feel that she was unhappy,
so I jumped up there and let her rub my fur. She was purring
and so was I. It's funny, but, when I make Mommie feel good,
I feel real good too. She told me she loves me and that thanks
to me, she felt all better.
Job done.

 

BR-RRRR

December 16th 2008 6:29 am
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I live in Montana and Montana is being Montana
in the wintertime right now. It is MINUS 14 degrees
right now. I feel so sorry for any critters that have to
stay outside. I used to live at a place like that. Those
people were not nice at all. I didn't have enough food
and for sure I was never warm. I am so glad I live here
with these people who love me enough to make sure I have
a full tummy and warm toes. Mommie has tried to catch
all the wild cats and kittens outside. To find homes for all
of them. But, every now and again, she'll see a cat out there.
So, she still puts out some food for any of them that wanders by.
You can do that too. Just a little bowl of food for a feline
friend.
That's what Catster is all about. The animals.
Please help.

At minus 14 degrees, little toes and ears freeze off quickly.

Please make sure your own pets are well taken care of.
Feed your outside pets a little more fatty foods. Make
sure they have a place to get in out of the cold. And a
water heater will assure they have water through the day
when you are not at home. They have heating pads to put
inside a doghouse. But, let's face it, there is no better place
than being inside, when the weather is lke this.
Animals give more than they take. They ask so little
Love them enough to make sure they have it.

When Mom was a little girl, there was a cat in the place
they moved to and it had frozen ears and the tail was mostly
frozen off too. Maybe that's why she needs to help.
Or maybe it's just 'cuz she loves animals so very much.
I love my Mommie!

 

MOMMIE'S DROP COOKIES

December 11th 2008 4:33 pm
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THIS WAS MY MOMMIE'S MORNING:

TODAY I MADE THE ORIGINAL DROP COOKIES.
I HAVE BEEN REALLY BUSY DOING WHAT I SWORE I WOULD NOT DO, MAKING COOKIES AND CANDY FOR CHRISTMAS. TOO MUCH WORK, TOO MUCH TIME INVOLVED, TOO EXPENSIVE AND TOO LAZY TO CONTINUE MY YEARLY CHRISTMAS EFFORTS.
BUT......I DECIDED I WANTED TO GIVE SOMETHING TO THE PEOPLE IN THE NURSING HOME AND SO THIS MORNING, COOKIES WAS ON THE LIST.
MADE SOME VANILLA COOKIES WITH THE TINY CHOCOLATE CHIPS.
WHILE I WAS SHOPPING THE OTHER DAY AT THE GROCERY STORE, I SAW SOME OF THAT PARCHMENT PAPER AND THOUGHT, WHAT A HECK OF AN IDEA. LESS MESS, MORE TIME AND
EASY TO DO. WHOOPIE!
SO I CAREFULLY LAID OUT THE COOKIES, NICE AND EVEN ON THE PAPER. ROWS ALL IN LINE AND NEAT AS CAN BE. I WAS WORKING ON A LITTLE CHRISTMAS HAT IN THE OTHER ROOM SO I WENT IN THERE AND WORKED ON IT. FIFTEEN MINUTES AND THE DING OF THE TIMER!
NICE. FIRST BATCH DONE....ONE MORE TO GO AND ONTO OTHER THINGS.
I PULLED OUT THE COOKIE SHEET AND......

DO YOU KNOW HOW SLICK THAT PARCHMENT PAPER IS WHEN IT'S ON A SQUEAKY CLEAN TIN COOKIE SHEET? WELL, I DO.
THE WHOLE DANG MESS ENDED UP SLIDING OFF AND PART OF THEM WENT INTO THE OVEN TO
COOK AND BURN AND STINK TO HIGH HEAVENS.
SOME CAUGHT IN THE DOOR, BETWEEN THE DOOR AND THE OVEN. SOME WENT ON THE FLOOR,
AND UNDER THE CABINET.
OH, SH*T! I SAID. BOB SAID, 'WHAT'S THE MATTER?'
WAUUUUGGGGHHHHH...I SAID. AND THEN I GOT SERIOUS AND STARTED HAVING A REALLY GOOD CRY. YES, I AM EMOTIONAL. AND...NO....BOB DIDN'T LAUGH.
THIS MAN IS SMART. HE KNEW A POTENTIAL TOTAL OUTBURST FROM AN UNHAPPY WIFE.
HE KNEW LAUGHING WOULD PUT HIS LIFE IN DANGER. HE KNEW I HAVE TRAINED FOR YEARS TO BE A TOTAL B*TCH FROM THE AGE OF ABOUT 14 OR SO. HE ALSO HATES A DUMB WOMAN WHO CRIES AT THE DROP OF A HAT....OR IN MY CASE.....DROPPED COOKIES.
HE SENT ME OUT OF THE KITCHEN AND TOLD ME TO DO WHATEVER ELSE I WAS DOING.
I HATE IT BUT, I AM ALWAYS MULTI-TASKING BUT, JUST THIS ONE TIME I WAS RATHER GLAD OF IT. GLUING STUPID CHRISTMAS THINGS ON A HAT IS A LOT EASIER TO CLEAN UP THAN A MESS LIKE THAT.
ANYTHING.....ANYTHING AT ALL THAT THIS MAN WANTS FOR CHRISTMAS.......


SO THAT IS MY MORNING AND THE ORIGINAL DROP COOKIES!
I AM SORRY I DIDN'T GET A PICTURE. BUT, I WAS TOO BUSY CRYING.

 

HAT ON CAT

December 4th 2008 6:12 am
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I suppose you have all seen that stupid hat I am wearing.
Mother is totally weird. Just 'cuz she likes to wear stupid
lookin' hats, doesn't mean this girl, does.
I have seen her wear cowboy hats with big orange leaves
and orange leaf earrings to match. She made 'em, natch.
And then, there's her cowboy hat with poinsettias. Oh, yeah,
that'll win in the parade. (YUP...earrings to match that one, too!)

Sheesh, you'd think she was three years old, for catwhiskers sake!
And she has this dorky black beret....but....thank goodness
there's no flowers on it....yet.
She has a sequined pink hat her sis gave her and a tiger
striped one from her other sis. I'm glad I'm not an outdoor
cat 'cuz I would be so embarrassed to be seen with her!
And yes, she has the old Santy hat just like mine.
And Yes...it has flowers on it too.
She's OLD and she wears a Santa Claus hat!!!!
Doesn't she know there ain't no SANITY CLAUSE?

 

WHEN GOD CREATED KITTIES

November 27th 2008 5:07 pm
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"When God Created Kitty Cats"


When God created kitty cats,
He had no recipe;
He knew He wanted something sweet,
As sweet as sweet could be.

He started out with sugar,
Adding just a trace of spice;
Then stirred in drops of morning dew,
To keep them fresh and nice.

He thought cats should be soft to pet,
Thus he gave them coats of fur;
So they could show they were content,
He taught them how to purr.

He made for them long tails to wave,
While strutting down the walk;
Then trained them in meow-ology,
So they could do cat-talk.

He made them into acrobats,
And gave them grace and poise;
Their wide-eyed curiosity,
He took from little boys.

He put whiskers on their faces,
Gave them tiny ears for caps;
Then shaped their little bodies,
To snugly fit on laps.

He gave them eyes as big as saucers,
To look into man's soul;
Then set a tolerance for mankind,
As their purpose and their goal.

Benevolent ... and ... Generous,
He made so many of them;
Then charged, with fatherly concern,
The human race to love them.

When one jumped up upon His lap,
God gently stroked its head;
The cat gave Him a kitty kiss,
"What wondrous love," God said.

God smiled at His accomplishment,
So pleased with His creation;
And said, with pride, as He sat back,
"At last. . .
I've reached purr-fection!"

 
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