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Mittens gets strange invitations, Stumpy has lady troubles, and Mom needs eye bleach. He texts!
Mittens is jealous of Stumpy's zodiac sign, Mom is hooked on 'nip, and Drunk Patty predicts surprises for Mitty. He texts!
Drunk Patty gives the dog a job, Stumpy wants to make fancy catnip edibles, and Mittens was NOT on the kitchen counter -- several times. He texts!
Mittens can't locate his morning litter box, an evil serpent is spraying liquid in the back yard, and dog spit is a vector of disease. He texts!
Mittens needs a code system for his drama, Drunk Patty smells like a dead animal, and Stumpy says Mitty's not fancy. He texts!
Mom won't make a statue of Mittens to place in the front yard, Stumpy has ear mites, and Grandma sends bad cat food coupons. He texts!
Stumpy secretly creates an online profile for Mittens, the Litter Genie won't grant wishes, and Drunk Patty's bras are on the loose. Mittens texts!
Mom withholds flowers, Drunk Patty has gone rogue and is about to mow down catnip plants, and Grandma hasn't been spayed. Mittens texts!
Mom frames more photos of dogs than Mittens, Drunk Patty "takes a nap" in the yard next door, and the litter box is a perfume factory. He texts!
Mittens is afflicted with spring fever, Drunk Patty's Jazzercizing in a tube top, and the dog ate Mom's jigsaw puzzle pieces. He texts!
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