— This cat invades privacy in places other than the bathroom by finding unguarded Wi-Fi networks.
— He uses cat pictures found online to map where a million cats live -- is your cat among them?
— No one told Mittens about World Cat Day, and Drunk Patty's dancing in the window again. Our pal Mitty is going to require therapy after this.
— "Sharknado" is a cultural phenomenon, so why not "Catnado"? I've got the screenplay right here.
— Craig Armstrong says his cat is a natural climber, but he still takes precautions to keep her safe.
— People are asked to bring cats, on leashes, to the city's hipster HQ, Dolores Park. What the what?
— "I did what any poppa would," my friend said, "and continued loving him wholeheartedly regardless of what he was.”
— David Futrelle's site lampoons the Tumblr Women Against Feminism -- it's also totally hilarious.
— Therapy works well for humans, so why wouldn't it help cats who struggle with plastic-licking addiction and owners with boundary issues?
— I did my research on cat breeds, but I had a lot to learn living with two "nudist" Sphynx cats.
— There are times when we should feel compassion or empathy for our cats -- but we laugh instead.
— In honor of all the stuff you're going to blow up this weekend, meet these cats who just can't with the loud noises and sudden movements already.
— Rats inhabit my attic -- how do I convince them to leave in a way that's humane and safe for cats?
— In which our narrator recounts and explains a handful of the many nicknames he has given cats.
— Pet memorials can be cat-hair jewelry, taxidermy, or a portrait made from your cat's ashes.
— Is your cat just taking a nap -- or is she trying to tell you something?
— Do you like cat jokes? I do too -- and here are some of the best ones I've heard.
— Cats are slick, charming characters who'd totally throw out pick-up lines like, "My love for you is like a hairball -- I can't hold it in." Ew.
— Drunk Patty wants to craft with cat hair and Grandma's autocorrect errors are mortifying poor Mittens. He just can't text fast enough!
— Okay, my cats don't place Bugles on the tips of their paws -- but we share lots of other odd habits!
— Ever wanted to give your cat a manicure -- or maybe some fake testicles? Well, you’re in luck.
— Sometimes my cats are great snooze buddies, but other times they steal my Z's and leave me wide awake.
— I love kitty bodies, but I just can't keep my hands off those silky ears! I even nibble them. Really!
— Cats love to look at things they love -- why wouldn't they hang framed photos on their walls?
— Bird Day is May 4, and to mark the occasion we've assembled the definitive list of cats' favorite birds (North America only).
— I constantly try to please my cats, even if I get smugness or irritation in return. This is my life.
— My conversations with my feline friends can take scary turns -- but it’s not what it sounds like.
— While teaching my kitty that grooming is okay and a sign of affection, I licked her. A lot.
— That horrible driver who cut you off? I wonder how kitty would react in a situation like that ...
— He doesn't care if it's passé, if it's yesterday's obsession; he's a cat and he just can't help himself.