— Two Tennessee cats got a house and pile of money, but they're not the only “fat cats” in recent history.
— Refrain from batting tree ornaments? Be patient waiting for boxes? A cat can only handle so much!
— A cat is a good holiday present only if everyone involved knows about it, but if that's the case, you'll need to know how to properly wrap the cat.
— You always secretly wanted to name a litter after the boys from 'N Sync, right?
— Instead of having a cat curl up in your lap, why don't you curl up in a cat's lap with this giant cat couch.
— Cats know when you leave a circle of butt warmth that they instantly conquer. These photos prove it.
— The pop star sang "Wrecking Ball" at the American Music Awards in front of a tabby from outer space.
— Cats have opinions, and they'd love to virtually express them using willy-nilly Twitter hashtags.
— Sometimes the Internet gives us gifts that we didn't even know we wanted.
— The Buzzfeed video revals other facts about cats, proving they're on a mission of global domination through cuteness. (It's working!)
— Except Drunk Patty, and Mittens is asked to knead her gassy belly while she watches wrestling.
— When these candles burn away, something striking remains -- learn why she puts it there.
— Cats are enthralled with our bathroom activities, and these 10 photos show the funny ways they they provide commentary on our, um, business.
— The Internet is kind of an awesome place, right? I did a search for "cats as Disney princesses" and the results are too good not to share.
— They use their gift of psychic abilities to irritate me -- and to keep things interesting for themselves.
— You might know of tapeworms and roundworms, but how about these other nasties?
— I mean, Jennifer Lawrence in the first movie plays a character called "KATniss," right?
— "This is a very challenging dish to eat," Colin McQuistan says of his culinary creation.
— Talk it up, people! We've asked mustachioed cats like Hamilton and Oki to host for us.
— These photos show that, like some humans, cats can look pretty crabby when they're at rest.
— And do you think you've seen every weird habit that a cat can have? Well, think again.
— We remember the man's life and music with moving images of cats. What do you think?
— Halloween is tomorrow, and if you're not quite feeling it, watch these spine-tingling cat videos.
— These cat ladies are sexy and slinky, not crazy.
— Which of my three cats chose the correct answer and took home the Winner's Box and tiara? It's anybody's game!
— Even when they're stone-cold sober, my cats still act like unrepentant drunks.
— Mew had just passed away, so I lit a candle and called in my other two cats for a kitty seance.
— Cosmo and I have shared the same house and the same routines for 12 years, but every day he behaves like it's his first time on the planet.
— It's still two and half days to the weekend, but you've got it better than the cats in these photos.
— This Japanese company is ready to serve your kitty a fine glass of red at the end of the day.