Timo's Tall Tales

The Riddle

February 26th 2011 1:37 pm
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Friends, I need some help figuring this out. I overheard Mom say some strange things. What could she be talking about? Here is what I heard:

A week ago it was two ninety-nine.
On Tuesday Mom really needed some but because it was Xpensive with three Oh seven, she only got a little bit.
On Wednesday Mom kicked herself for not getting more because now it had gone up to three seventeen.
On Furrsday I overheard Mom talking that it is just outrageous and how do they Xpect people to be able to afford it. And three twenty-five was just way too much.

There was alot of grumbling and mumbling and Mom didn't look happy at all. Whatever it is, there seems to be some gas involved. It can't be me. I haven't been gassy lately. I admit, sometimes a tiny amount of gas escapes me. But I don't think it's enough for any of the women in my house to notice.

Now I have noticed that we are a little short on cat food. I hope that she is not talking about cat food. I have been asking for seconds a lot lately. Oh please let it not be cat food! Well, I guess I could cut down a little bit if it would help Mom out.

What could Mom be talking about? Any ideas?
Puzzled,
Timo

 
Purred by: Luke (Catster Member)

February 26th 2011 at 9:51 pm

It's over $4/gallon in San Furancisco ~ the horror!

purrs, Luke
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

February 26th 2011 at 11:01 pm

I think if we harnessed all the newmies from the kitties in the world, we wouldn't need gasoline from other countries. My mommy can have my newmies for free!
Purred by: Laura W

February 27th 2011 at 3:24 pm

Timo....thatz why ewe shuld stik ta trout....

Fishin net....2.57
Fishin poll...5.33
werms ina bucket...7.19
Catchin sum boat loads oh trout.....price less.....for evreee thing else ther be mastercat.....

Gas be crazed here two
Purred by: Timo Katze - DB #105 (Catster Member)

February 28th 2011 at 2:48 am

Ooooh, so our peepL are buying gas, and lots of it. I wonder why they need so much gas. I'm always happy when I don't have gas.
$4 a gallon in San Funfrancisco. Wow, that's alot Luke.
Finnegan - I like your idea with the biogas made from newmies. Yes kitties, LET'S FREE THE USA FROM FOREIGN GAS! That's probably why Mom always picks our newmies out of the box. She makes biogas out of it. I bet, if you dry newmies, you could also burn them in our fireplace.
The many uses of newmies. Newman should write a new chapter.

Tabbies - you are right on. Fishing for trout is so much more fun than buying gas, price less.

Need to go and give Mom some more material to make biogas.
Timo
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

February 28th 2011 at 2:56 am

I liked that idea up until you said to burn it in the fireplace, MOL. El stinko!!!! But other than that I think it's a terrific idea! Let's make lots of newmies to put in the gas tanks. That'll supply everyone with enough gas forever and ever! No more oil! that way, we can get to the lake to fish for trout. Right?
Purred by: Molly Angel (Catster Member)

March 8th 2011 at 11:56 am

Concatulations in being a diary pick today Timo! Yay for you. I hope you get lots of good treats.
This is not the first diary where I have found mancats talking about poopie gas this week. hmmmm...
Purred by: Kaci Sunshine - Beloved Angel (Catster Member)

March 8th 2011 at 11:57 am

Congrats on being a DDP today!

Where we live, gas cost $3.29 yesterday. It's probably higher today. Food prices will probably go up too and that includes CAT food!
Purred by: Newman (Catster Member)

March 8th 2011 at 2:15 pm

Harness the newmies! Poot away, Timo, cause you're a diary pick today!

 

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