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March 30th 2011 9:49 am
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HMPH! I'm still not getting downstairs time! ESPECIALLY after I snuck down there and mom didn't see me until she heard me MEOW!! She's worried I'll chew the treadmill cord or entertainment chords downstairs... Sheesh!

I don't like being on the main level. There's an UGLY ETHAN KITTY on that level. If I go upstairs, then I get bored and fall asleep in the Pink Condo and Mittens and Hondo get annoyed I take top tier! That results in me getting annoyed.

Seriously, I get no basement love...



March 16th 2011 8:10 am
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My Auntie Hazel Lucy will be making her journey to the bridge at 12:30 PM EST today :( I'm so very sad that she is leaving us. I know her furhusband Buddy will be waiting for her along with all the other amazing friends we have lost...

Purrrs for her and her sad meowmy Julie... We will miss you and love you!


Enough with the nick names!

March 15th 2011 2:24 pm
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Me and Mittens have HAD ENOUGH!!

Enough of the nick names like "Porkers Poopy Pants" or "Porkers the Piglet Poopy Pants!"

Ok, I had some runny newmies and sometimes I get hard newmies that cling onto my pantaloons. Colleen calls them Kling-ons.

I'm tired of my family teasing me! Worse is when they cut the hard newmies from my bum or even WORSE is when mom holds my bum up to the kitchen sink, with warm water, washes my bum!

It's times like these where I wish I was 20 pounds like Chubbers (Mittens). Mom can easily pick me up 'cause I'm only 10.5 pounds.



Homage to GRANDPAW!!

February 10th 2011 5:16 pm
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So the first time I met him, I loved him more than my parents... Sorta, nah, I don't know, I'm not telling and pleading the 5th!!! *grins*

But anyway, I LOVE Grandpaw!!!! LOVE HIM!!! And now that he's retired and moved with us, I've falling MORE in love with him!

I ALMOST love him as much as my Lambie!!! *grins* ALMOST...

So Pansy asked if I wanted a new page! OF COURSE!!! And then I thought what if... Sure enough, she delivered!!

I HAVE A GRANDPAW PAGE!! I LOVE GRANDPAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I cry for him when he leaves or won't let me downstairs...



Gonna get'cha, WHAP!!!!!!!!!!

January 28th 2011 8:36 pm
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That's what I do often to the ugly kitty in our house, aka Ethan. When he runs up the stairs at night, I follow him and am HOT on his heels! I run up there with him, and when he gets to the top? I SMACK him and attack him!

He likes it, mom doesn't.

I get no respect. Today GRANDPAW yelled at me for jumping on mom's piano bench. He picked me up and said, "PORKERS??? What did I say...."



Alpha Cat!

January 25th 2011 12:21 am
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I try to be an Alpha Cat and deep down, I think I am! WAIT! NO! I AM an alpha cat.

However, this has yet to be agreed upon according to all my brothers.

The only one I have power over is Ethan, my ugly kitty.

Sometimes he'll be walking into the kitchen for food and I'll just JUMP on him and smack him. He thinks I'm playing but I AM NOT PLAYING!!!

Unfortunately I immediately hear, "PORKERS! NO!! Leave Ethan alone and BE NICE".

Wait till they all feel the wrath of Alpha Pork!



January 8th 2011 4:14 pm
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So I met my new vet today! He seemed nice until he gave me a rabies shot (1 year) and a distemper shot (3 year). He did say I had pretty eyes :)

I'm still 10.8 pounds but that's ok! I'm not going to be big and FAT like SOME of my siblings...

As long as Lambie likes me, I'm good!

Good checkup and I'm healthy and cute as all meow!


Double DDP!!!

January 6th 2011 1:00 am
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Wow! Me and our ugly kitty, Ethan, are DDP's!! I don't know what's up with our puppy but he seems to get a lot of DDP honors and he's only been in our family for 3 months!!! And... He's a dog!!

Oh the nerve!! And he still annoys me because he wants to play with me all the time! Doesn't he know cats need tons of sleep and don't wanna play with his toys even though he tosses them at us in hopes we'll play with him?

He's stealing my DDP thunder!! MOL!


Grandpaw and shinny things!

January 4th 2011 6:33 pm
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Each day, grandpaw plays "shinny" with me. Sometimes his cell phone shines with the sunlight from our kitchen window, sometimes he has that laser pointer thing I love!

Oh he's the bestest and I don't hesitate to show him how much I love him and biting his feet!

My pawrents just look at me, shaking their head, acknowledging that I like grandpaw more than them MOL Nahhhhhhhh grandpaw just lets me get away with more things! And he feeds me turkey meat :)

Can't complain about that!



December 16th 2010 2:36 pm
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Meow! See my new spiffy shirt? That's from the family of my daddy Monte and co! We all for Catmas get to share the pretty stripe Polo shirt 24 months (we're big), a HUGEEEEEEEE blue bag of Party Mix, 2 green mousies, a red mousie, silver glitter mousie, blue glitter ball (Porkers' fav), a Santa man toy on a string, a potent catnip snowman, a red lil' grinch like bear, a tub of Appetizers from Fancy Feast and mom got 2 ornaments (lil' cute candy looking ornament and a pretty pink doggy poodle) a candy can for mom and a lil' K-cup thing for a gift mom bought Dad (can't say as he sometimes reads my diary).

Hard to believe the 24 month old shirt fits us all including me! I may be 10.5 pounds STILL *pouts* but it fits me and that's all that matters!

We love everything! Thank you oh so much!

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