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My human and human boy left me with Steppie for two weeks straight. I was so stressed that I decided I would get sick and make them feel bad. Steppie and I kept each other company but one of us (points finger at Steppie) peed on couch pillow and cushion. Mommy didn't yell at us as she left us alone with the icky cat sitter. Oh, Humans walked in and said to me ARTIE!! Holy are you ever fat!! Don't they know it hurts my feelings! :-( So I guess a D.I.E.T. is happening as of this moment.

My wife, Mimi gorgeous girl is away in Puerto Rico still while her Momma finishes vet school. I don't really hear much from here.

I hope all is ok with all my furfriends.

MEROWL!

Artie

New Brother

I have a new Brother and he has lived here for a week. I already want to put him up for adoption. He is driving me nuts! His name is Steppenwolf and he eats my food, sleeps in my favorite spots, plays with my toys and steals the affections of my humans. What am I supposed to do?

Steppenwolf even chases me around the apartment and then runs away until I chase him. I can't handle the exercise I tell you.

At least he has stayed away from my Human Boy's bed or I may have to start a revolution. That is my bed and my Spongebob Blankie and no cat is allowed on it!


So, I guess that white cat is here to stay and I better like it cause I can't lump it.


Murrrrhhhh!

Artie

What an amazing week - Mr. & Mrs. Artieful

Purrsssss. I am sooooo happy!!!! I am proud to announce Mr. & Mrs. Artieful

I haven't stopped purring. Mims and I got MARRIED!!!!!! First we went to Paris last weekend for a romantic get away. Wow, that was amazing. The food, the french Kitties, the sites....the food, have I mentioned the food!

We got back from Paris and on the spur of the moment the day before yesterday we eloped to Vegas! Wow what a thrill for me. The love of my catlife married me!


I just had to share that with everyone!


Artie xxxx