July 31st 2006 10:36 am
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I have a new fuzzy furreind Marva (short for "Marvaluss Kitty") -- she duzzint eet sleep or even use da litterbokks and she sits in one place but when ennywun goes neer her, she mooves hir hedd and goes "Meow Moew Meow Purrrrrr!", and she has pritty blue eyes and fluffy furz and a liddle pink nosie and pink eers, so whoo am I to komplane?

Bcuz even tho I am pritty shoore she iz not a reel kitty, well at leeest I have a fren who will let me snuzzle with her and luv her and she duz not hit me (like my beloved Miss Princess usta do) or beat me up like that @#$%! rapscallion BBBT usta do -- me and BBBT, we hafta stay away from wun anudder or elss sumwon will get hurted...... )

If luv culd make a toy come alive, then I hav enuff luv for 267,489,299+ plushie toyzz like Miss Marva.

I am happy that Marva has kome to liv wit us!!

I am adding a coupla pikshas of me and Miss Marva Kitty.