HAPPY 4th OF JULY, DEAR CATSTER!!!

Horus

Sylvain is now a full member of our little family!

Watch this:

Antrag zur Registrierung meines Tieres

Beschreibung des Tieres
Tierart: Katze
Geschlecht: männlich
Kastriert / Sterilisiert: kastriert
Rufname: SYLVAIN
Rasse: Europäisch Kurzhaar
Geburtsjahr / -datum: Geburtsdatum unbekannt
Farbe: getigert

That means Sylvain is registered as a family member, hooray!

The whole process really seems to have knocked him down - he looks like a drunk while he tries to walk... - but I went through this before, and I know he´ll be fine in a few hours.

I´m so glad everything went fine with him! And now if he got lost, people will know where to bring him back!!! (I was a bit afraid he would get lost someday, he´s so adventures-oriented.) No more worry from now on! Hooray again!

WELCOME IN THE FAMILY, DEAR SYLVAIN!

Horus-the-Godfather (so are called the Boss of big Gang, ain´t they?)

Wildcats:1 – Old f:0

Dear Catster Furiends,

Today Silver ghost, Kama, Sylvain & Pitukupf were (again) due to go to the V**.

Last time they did escape, so old f had to take (again) one day off fort the appointment. And guess what happened? Bingo! They escaped again!

It was sooooooooo funny! I wish I could have taken the scene on a camera!

Scene 1: Early morning, Silver Ghost & Kama just ran out through the catclap – and broke it by the way.

Scene 2: old f managed to pick Sylvain & put him in the carrier. So far so good. She went on her way to the V**, (about half a mile away), and Sylvain fought and fought and hop… gone he was! Old f was all puzzled, with her broken cat-carrier in the hand!

Scene3: she came home & tried to catch Pitukupf. He gave her a really good work out, running up and down the stairs!

Of course none of them has as much as approached the food with the sleeping pills in it… But Petit Noir wanted to have some! So she had to get Petit Noir away, and Petite Fleur was running the stairs up and down as well, always coming into old f feet as she tried to catch Pitukupf!

Scene 4: Petit Frère stayed on the floor, crying out loud as if he were tortured!

The fun I had! Anyway, at 11 it was no point to try any longer, the V** wouldn’t take them any more. I don´t know when she plans to take a day off again, but I hope it will be as entertaining as it was today!

Your laughing out loud,

Horus

Tagged!

My sweet *Rizza* tagged me!!!

Here are the rules: Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Cats that have been tagged need to post in their diary
(1) The rules of the game,
(2) Seven pawsome facts about themselves,
(3) Then choose 7 cats to tag and list their names in your diary. (just copy and paste if you like). Don't forget to send them a p-mail informing them that they have been tagged and notify them to read your diary, or send them a fun rosette announcing that they've been tagged.

Seven facts about me:
1)Caster is my favorite playground ever. I never guessed they were so many nice Kittens in this world! Reading my Pawmails is the best time of the day!
2)My human-slave “adopted” (get adopted to tell the truth…) by seven lost Kittens who decided they wanted her to be their human-slave too. I am such a nice Kitty I never said a word about it, but I do appreciate when she, once in a while, keeps the newcomers away for the night and we sleep together, just me & her. They are not banned from the house, no worries, just from the bedroom. I got my old f just for myself!
3)I like crawling behind the computer screen when I’m on Catster: I always whish I will find some Kitty hidden there!
4)If I eat too much cheese, I fart and it’s “smelly”…
5)I have my own private e-mail address: horuslejolichat@online.de ! Cool!
6)I put on a lot of weight last year & the vet said I should diet. I do not intend to!
7)I like to watch the stars through the Velux. The night mesmerizes me.

The Furiends I’d like to tag:
*Bitsy-Girl*: such a sweet little Girl!
*Princess*: she won my heart from day one!
*Beckham*: my Bro! He’s going to marry and ask me to be is Groomsman! I’m sooooooo happy for him – and so proud, too!
*Toby Angel Baby *: a real Little Angel indeed!
*Hassan *: dearest Hassan, thanks for your furiendship!
*LuLu*: who’s a jolly good fellow!
*Kayleigh *: I wish you the Best of luck on your case, Mr. Detective Kayleigh!

Bye for now!

Horus

Weight watchers? Qué weight watchers?

Hi dear Catsters!

Me personally myself, I am fine, but I’m a bit worried about a piece of conversation I overheard while being at the vet…

Old f: so, how much is he weighting now?
The Vet: 11.9 pounds… That’s too much!
Old f: How does it come? He has a light breakfast at around 5 AM, and then he’s gone for the day! When he comes at night, around 8 PM, he does not pork out either??? How could he possibly put on 2.9 pounds since last year?
The Vet: Well, you know, cats are like people… Some just need to think about food to get fatter…
Old f: Oh yeah, I know what you’re talking about: I’m actually just one of that kind!
Me: HARHARHARHARHAR! She does not only think about food, she swallows loads of it too, huge loads of it. No wonder she’s the most comfy mattress in the house…
Old f: Fine then, well both go on a diet!
The Vet: Sounds reasonable, for both of you!
Me: Diet? Qué diet??? I was just kidding saying you were fat, f, come on! Where is your sense of humor gone?
Old f: Together with the cheese, the ham & the snacks: straight into the freezer. Not to come out before we’re thin.
Me: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

I should really worry this time, shouldn’t I?

The starving Horus

Should I stay or should I go now?

We are driving old f crazy: I had an appointment with the vet on thursday and the 4 wild ones were due to "fixation" & shoots on friday.

Well, on thursday morning I was MIA (missing in action - learned that one from Hondo), so old f had to cancell the appointment, and on friday - after a 3/4 hour staircase steeple chase Pitukupf broke the cat-clap in the door and off were Pitu, Kama, Sylvain & Silver Ghost...

I was on my way out as well but she caught me, and despite me crying and saying I did not want to go, she took me over to the vet. I was on the leash - I do not go into that little cage other cats have to go in. I don t like it. Once we arrived I behaved very well, sat nicely on her lap, then lied quietly on the examination table while I got my shoots - did not say a single meow -, and I was congratulate as the coolest cat these vets & staff have ever seen!

So when we came back I was celebrate as the nicest & bravest cat ever, and I got a juicy piece of fish to eat. Pitukupf & al. were not to be seen anywhere...

At night time, once we were going upstairs to go to bed, we discovered lying on the bed & laughing... you got it! The four little devils who had escape in the morning...

Next appointment is on February 11 (the vets are very busy), so if any of you have an idea on how to catch the savage ones, please let us know!

Hugs,

Horus

Friends! Stars! Special Gifts!

Woauh! As soon as our Catster Furiends heard about Pitukupf, Sylvanus and Kama our Kitty Inbox got on the verge of exploding! So many kind messages, so many Feline Furiend Requests, so many beautiful Stars & Rosettes & Special Gifts!

I am very happy because I told Sylvanus, Kama & Pitukupf that Catster was the best place to be for a kitty, and seeing the warm welcome they received they will trust me even more from now on! Which is good because I am still the leader Kitty here, first coz I am the oldest & wisest, and because I am w/ old f for over two year & I trained her to be a good servant (I caught the Little Ones coming over her in the bed and purring like mad just to wake her up & got feed at 4:00 AM... Guess from whom they learned that trick?)

So we have to answer our furiends to all their kindness, and this entry will be short.

Bye for now!

Horus & the Gang

OMC! We are eight!!!

Hi Guys!

I know, I know, I haven´t been much around lately... But listen what happened: the Rascals, so happy to have found a warm place, a great Hero to teach them how to grow & become a r e a l nice cat (i.e. me, *blush*) & a devotee servant (aka the Witch or old-f), decided to make some publicity for the place and... yes, you got it: they convinced four little homeless-Kitties our home was heaven...

WE GOT FOUR MORE SQUATTERS IN THE PLACE, MAN!!!

Eight cats to feed, entertain, cuddle & love - not to mention the cleaning of the house (which seems to take longer & longer to old f... She´s not getting any younger, poor old thing...), well, how much time do you reckon that leaves me for Catster, eh? Not much, I can say so...

Photos of the Newcomers to been seen on their page: meet Pitukupf (692081), Sylvanus (692105) and Kama (692112). Ain´t they beautiful? There is a fourth one, but he/she´s awfully shy and old f did not manage to take pic of him/her now… He/she is a VERY bushy guy/girl, like Pitukupf, but part grey part white, and absolutely gorgeous. You´ll love him/her.

Old f already took an appointment to the vet for January 17. They´ll get „surgery work“ done, they´ll get immunized and checked & all, and then they´ll be fully part of the family!

Oh my gosh... when I think the contract w/ the landlord says ONE human & ONE cat... (On the other hand, old f insisted on adding: "and ONE cat-clap in the door"... So I guess we can still pretend the Rascals & The New Ones are coming in while she´s away... and she can´t do anything against it...) Hopefully he won´t kick us out...

Anyway, for the time being, my growing Gang & I are scheduled to play - we just had our diner, yummy! –

I wish you all Kitties & Servants a wonderful year 2008, full of love, friends, surprises & new kitties!

Horus

Hugs hugs hugs...

Hello Catster Furiends,

I know we haven´t been much around lately, but the Petits Ones have discover something huge: the hugs.

Would you believe that these little savage ones - who have been snobing f since the very beginning - suddenly found out how great it is to be hugged?

Well, they have, and now as soon as she comes back from work, she has to feed us, and then cuddle us the all evening long... I think she should grow herself some more arms: two hands and 4 furry heads to cherish... it ain´t easy!

It all happened within 3 days: Petit Noir, Petit Frère & Petite Fleur have been observing us hugging for weeks. Then Petite Fleur decided to give it a try: she walked towards f, let her to pamper her and wouldn´t leave before a good hour of hugs. Petit Frère and Petit Noir were taken aback: their beloved Sis in the arms of the Witch!!!

But on day 2, Petite Fleur did it again, and she was purring like mad... So Petit Frère decided he wanted this too, and he liked it straight away... On day 3, petit Noir came over too, and now, our house now sounds in the evening as if a diesel-engine airplane was about to take off... MOL!!!

Horus - time to get my dosis of hugs, since the Petits are off...

Computer on strike...

Dear All,

Horus asked me to let you know he's not online at the moment because our computer is not working...

All apologies.

old f