I am Nuk Anuk and this is my diary

My Super Power ~ The ability to quadruple my mass when- stressed (still intact!)

April 3rd 2012 8:56 pm
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Why are the girls allowed to write their diaries first? It must be a case of "saving the best for last."
Afterall, who is the only cat to proudly wear a harness and ride along on a lap? Why it's me, of course!

I've got to admit though, I really don't like going out of the house. As I stood in the foyer, I did my best to keep trying to get back into the closed inner door. When my Angel picked me up in her arms and rested me against her chest and shoulder I did start to get nervous. When we moved out the outer door into the bright sunlight, I put one paw on either side of her neck and buried my head under her chin. (You didn't think I was going to walk myself out to the car, did you?)

And... I *may* have cried (like a little girl) as the car started and pulled away from the house. (But make no mistake. I did not ever cry with the intensity or duration that the operatic divas in the back seat managed.)
And... I may have trembled a little bit too as the car roared down the road. (Although the comfort and realization of my *specialness* [I am the only cat to be able to be stroked and petted] soon calmed any fearful tremors.
And... I may have (temporarily) forgotten that I'm a "Super-Cat" with a Super Power.

Once we were through the vet hospital doors my super power activated. The ability to quadruple my mass. I was then (at least) 4 times heavier and although I may have looked like a "cat" to anyone seeing me. I knew I was a *rock.* Solid. Heavy. Unmovable.

With my super power activated, I stoically endured all compliments to my handsomeness. I endured the intrusions of the thermometer. I endured the fondling from veterinary hands.
What can hurt a rock? N-o-t-h-i-n-g!
As a rock my "exam" was over quickly. I was pronounced, healthy, handsome but heavier. (No kidding... I'm a rock!)

My super power remained activated until we were home and safely inside. Once home, I took the opportunity to feed myself. (It takes a lot of energy out of a guy to keep his super power activated for so long.)
Then it was time to make sure that my family still loves me and that I don't need to be activate my super power for another year!

 
Purred by: ishtar *proud wobnapt* (Catster Member)

April 3rd 2012 at 9:24 pm

ok, here we found one discipline in which you seem to be better than me. i can only double my weight... how do you double the double????????? better tell me - or i will tell the tricolor boss about your disobedience...
Purred by: River (Catster Member)

April 4th 2012 at 2:32 am

That is a super great super power! hehehe!
Purred by: Orange Ruffy (Catster Member)

April 4th 2012 at 7:18 am

Yes. I have this Superpower too. I can also have it while making my 14 3/4 pound bulk appear to shrink to make me invisisable.
Purred by: Elvin (2000-2013) (Catster Member)

April 4th 2012 at 7:57 am

That super power sounds awesome but you've got to find some way to "batten down the hatches," if you know what I mean. No more thermometers!
Purred by: Monster (Catster Member)

April 4th 2012 at 8:18 am

MMAO!
Purred by: Laura W

April 4th 2012 at 9:00 am

dood


ewe due noe if ewe can double yur quadruple status while standin in front of a mirror....it will look like ther be two nuk's...and invariably de peepulz will take de imposter two de vet while ewe ree mane couch side, surfin for garfield mewvies om de tee and vee, with a side tray oh flounder by yur side

trooly !!!

:)
Purred by: Monster (Catster Member)

April 4th 2012 at 9:20 am

More MMAO!
Purred by: Meep (Catster Member)

April 4th 2012 at 11:17 am

Nuk-
You are the man!
Superpower Activate and whoosh! You are a rock. So cooool!
You heavyweight pal,
Meep

 

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