Furby-Diary of a Feral Kitten

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Thank You Everybody!

September 5th 2010 8:33 pm
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I'm so happy at all the gifts and stuff I've been given. It's almost my birthday and mama's going to make me my own Cornish hen, English peas and a surprise. I hope it's catnip!!

Mama has been working really hard on my site. Here's the new address. It moved. I think it's funny it moved but mama's still sitting where she always does.

Please sign my guestbook. I'm trying to get 50,000 friends by the end of the year between my sites. I love EVERYBODY! Mama has been on here making me friends tonight.

Bad news though. She found her camera reader and I heard that MOO-vie word. I think she wants to make one of me eating. She makes stupid noises and takes my plate away to make me look up. NO FAIR!!

Check me out on Facebook if you have time. I'm under Furby the Feral Feline.

Mama is making plans to go on a declawing protest next year. She's on Facebook under Elisa Black-Taylor. She's made so many friends there that Facebook is mad at her. So am I. I thought I hid the camera card reader where she wouldn't find it.

Oh! Me and Lola caught 2 mice last week. Mama and sissy wouldn't let us keep them.

I'm gonna send out some gifts soon. I'm still looking for a girlfriend. I have a few but they're engaged to other cats.

 

What a day!

July 29th 2010 8:20 pm
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It's been a L-O-N-G day. I've single handedly managed to jam up all of the cameras so mama can't take my picture. Yay me! That means I can take my naps without her chasing after me for more pictures. She said something about having to order a card reader.

I meowed a lot at the cat in the ceiling above the ceiling fan. He looks just like me. I stared at him so hard I fell off of the coffee table. Then I went and got on top of the TV and fell off of there too.

Mama says she needs to take out something called insurance on me. Is that bad?

Oh, mama got a promotion on the pictures-of-cats.org site. She's getting her own page. Yay mama! She'll never have time to chase me with the camera now. I hope.

 

Thank You Everybody!

July 19th 2010 5:52 pm
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I'm so happy. I'm so close to being famous I can taste it. And it tastes like chicken and catnip. I can't wait!

I'd like to thank everybody that has supported me since the beginning. And I'd like to thank mama for writing my diary entries. In case you all don't know, I can read but I can't write. For one thing, mama is on the computer so much I hate to ask her for sharing rights. I'd rather just nap anyway.

She's started a blog on me now. Its at furby-the-cat.blogspot.com. I never knew I could get so much attention from being a bad little man. I really can't help myself. I love to knock really heavy things off of the bar.

Mama just got another website up. It's a furby-the-cat-gallery.com and is for photos. Mama is still building it so it looks a little funny. It should be OK in a few days. If mama's head doesn't blow up again. It's already exploded twice. She'll be holding her forehead (to prevent wrinkles) and the back of her head (that's where the explosion happens) and gets a really crazy look on her face. She told me learning causes it. I hope I never meet "learning" because I'll show him a thing or two.

I follow mama to bed to make sure she doesn't forget my nightly massage. She's been good about remembering so far.

I'm gonna go now. We haven't used that "camera" word this week so maybe I'll take another nap. My website goes public tomorrow and mama has a lot to do tonight.

 

My Brand New Website

July 10th 2010 6:21 pm
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Mama finally got it up and running. So I'm inviting everybody to visit me there. Mama want you to send in stories and videos to show off your babies. She sure put a lot of videos of me on there. It's embarrassing!

And to make things worse, I have to go in my cat house(jail) when she eats! Its not my fault she lets me steal chicken bites, um and hamburgers, and um Cornish game hens. This could all be avoided if she used a second fork to hold down the meat. Which she tried a few times.

Anyway, check me out at furby-the-cat.com. I'm gonna be famous! YEA!!!

 

Mama published another story

July 5th 2010 4:13 pm
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http://www.pictures-of-cats.org/veterinary-hospice-care.html . That's the link. Now that she's done I'm gonna go hide. I heard that "camera" word again a few hours ago. And I have changed a lot in the last few weeks. When she tacks cloth behind my sleeping spot I'm know it's time to pose. Oh the JOB of being a cat model. MEOW!

 

We're both so excited.

July 4th 2010 12:17 pm
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Me and mama both are SO excited. Mama made me some new imikimis and put them on my fan page. Here's the address if you want to go see them. She even put one of herself holding me. I love looking at a picture of me and my mama together. We love each other so much.

http://furbytheferalfeline.shutterfly.com/imikimis


We've been working hard on my next book. I'm trying to write it all by myself. I still can't spell everything right but I try. Mama is so happy with how it's going. She decided last night to put it on pictures-of-cats.org and sent it in. It's only the first chapter but we're so proud of each other. Here's the link. Mama cries every time she reads it.

http://www.pictures-of-cats.org/furbys-second-book-preview .html

I've found a new sleeping spot. Mama has a table in the junk corner. I'd slept there a few days and when mama saw how much I like it there she put down my white blanky. I was so happy last night when she put that blanky down that I went and took a nap on top of mama in the bed. I fell asleep around her neck and stayed there a long time.

I'm gonna go now. It's naptime again. I may try to use mind control and get mama to fix me a snack first.

 

BAD day!

July 2nd 2010 3:32 pm
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Me and Lola each lost half a life this morning. I don't know what happened and mama doesn't either. The next thing I knew Lola had run into mama Lauras room and I'd run into my mama's room and flew under the bed. Anyway, the bed shook and it about scared mama to death. It took her 15 minutes to talk me into coming out again.

Then this evening I was attacked by a furminator. Actually it felt kind of good. Mama had ordered it off ebay. I didn't know I had so much hairball making material on me. Then mama did all the other critters. I think my dog critter Cody was hiding another dog under her fur.

Everybody should get one of these. No I can lick myself all I want and not get hair in my mouth. YUCK!

 

Oh Man, Everybody is against me!

July 1st 2010 1:21 pm
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After mama made all of those stupid imikimi pictures of me I got online after she went to bed and sent them to my godfather Michael in London. He's the man who owns the pictures-of-cats.org website me and mama write for. I PLEADED for help from him. I know the people there have fussed about actually dressing kitties in real clothes so I thought he'd be on my side. It turns out he thought a few of them were really CUTE and he may use them on his site. I may as well let mama put makeup on me and ribbons in my hair.

I do kinda like the one where I'm a rock star.

 

Mama's Crazy Again!

June 29th 2010 9:09 pm
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She's been on Imikimi again. Now she's dressing me up like a girl! She is so wrong for that. It's embarrassing. I don't know how to make the pictures of me in a dress go away. There's no telling what she'll do next. My neighbor even thought mama was putting clothes on me. I hope she doesn't get any ideas on doing THAT!

 

My Free E-Book

June 26th 2010 5:07 pm
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Mama is just so excited today. Her ebook went online so everybody can look at it and read all about me. I want to be famous so bad. I want newspapers to put me on the front page and I want cat magazines to take my picture. If that doesn't work out I'll settle for a nap in mamas lap. She really has worked too hard this week. I just glad she finally finished my book.

Here's how you can get it.
http://www.pictures-of-cats.org/furbys-free-ebook.html

If any of you want to download it and it doesn't work just email mama and she'll email it to you.

 
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