November 30th 2012 4:41 pm
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There is no way that Santa will not find out bout me bein naughty. I think I told ya on the sly that I was gettin into mama's rangement with the wheat and snackin on it. Well, mama made an evil cat trap and put it on the siderboard. The next mornin it was on the floor, and mama knew I had been tryin to be naughty again. The second mornin the trap was askew, but no wheats were missin. The third mornin the trap was all covered with bits and piecers of wheat, and another piece was pulled clear out. Mama was mad, but I think it was more cuz she could not outwit me. Mama and daddy figured I just jumped up and stood or sat stuck to the duck tape on mama's trap and ate the yummy wheat anyway. Soooo, the rangement dis-peared, the mess got cleanered up, and the cat trap is gone too.
I got my snack, but mama sez I am gettin coal for Kissmouse cuz I am a rock head. What's a rock head?
November 24th 2012 7:36 pm
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Well, Thanksgivin night I got real hungry for a snack in the middler of the night. Mama and daddy were sleepin, so I looked round for somethin to eat. Finally I looked up and saw mama's pretty blue pottery pitcher. It had a birdie nest on a branch and some yummy lookin wheat. I thought, OK, I will have some wheat cereal, and I can get it all by myself.
I jumped up on the siderboard. There was a buncha birdies up there, but they are not real. They are somethin mama called "handcarved." Some of the birdies got pushed round some, but they did not break. I hope Santa will remember that part if he finds out. I ate some wheat, but it was kinda crunchy, and it kept breakin and makin a mess. I made sure to be far away when mama and daddy got up.
Daddy was the one who saw the brokened wheat. When he showed mama, she got mad and started yellin and pointin her finger at me and yellin even more. I tried to look real innersent, but it did not work.
After while everbuddy forgot. Well, at least I thought everbuddy forgot, but mama is real sneaky. Last night I thought I would have more snacks. When I jumped up on the siderboard, I got caught in one of mama's cat traps. Mama makes the evil traps with carderboard and duck tape, so if you jump and land on one, it sticks on your feet, and you hafta try to run away.
When mama got up this mornin she checked her trap, she said it was askew. Who is this askew guy, and why does he wanna tattle on me?
I really hope nobuddy tells Santa.
November 12th 2012 6:02 pm
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Jeepers, we just went to see the kitty of the day, but nobuddy is home. I am just scratchin my head...
November 8th 2012 4:42 pm
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Hey, a storm guy named Brutus came to our house today. He comed from the southwest, but the snow is blowin kinda siderways toward the south. Mama sez our Canadian friends sent us this nice wind. We are sposed to get bout 12-14 inchers of snow, but mama does not worry. We do not have to go anywhere for awhile, and mama's truck, Sapphire, gots 4-wheel drive. Mama worries more bout the nuther drivers, specially those who do not know 4-wheel drive is not 4-wheel stop! The storm will last bout two and a half or three days, and then Brutus will go away.
Where daddy lives in Havre, they got a blizzard warnin until Saturday mornin. Daddy has a big Dodge Ram, but it is a diesel, and they are wimps in cold weather. Daddy has to plug his truck in if it even gets below bout 20 degrees, and he does not got no garage like mama does for Sapphire.
Mama does not mind the bad weather, but she sez it is not good for our budget. What's a budget? Mama sez it is so comfy in the offis sittin in front of our computer and... SHOPSTERIN!
Mama ordered a hollerday dress for the Peekster. It is red on top with a red bow and a red, green, and white plaid skirt. I am gettin a new white collar with a red bow tie and a cute coat thingie with tails. I think there might a Kissmouse photo shoot at our house soon.
Peekie and I are not sposed to know, but mama ordered a new bed for us for Kissmouse. I was peekin over her shoulder when she thought I was napsterin in the chair. The bed looks real snuggly like our blueberry bed. One of us is almost always in the blueberry bed. When Peekie leaves, I hop in the bed. Then when I leave, Peekie hops back in.
Mama is thinkin she should leave the new bed in the livin room cuz when we watch TV I nap on my beloved otter-mun or next to mama, but the Peekster comes out and curls up on the carpet. If mama gets the blueberry bed and brings it out in the livin room, Peekie usually goes right in. Mama is hopin Peekie will speshly like the new bed and be more soshable when we are in the livin room.
Mama bought Angry Birds Star Wars today for her Kindle Fire. I catnot wait to help mama kill piggies! I speshly like the sound the piggies make.
October 29th 2012 5:11 pm
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Mama sez I am a very brave kitty. Saturday mama and daddy took me and the Peekster to Petco where they were havin a Howlween photo shoot. Mama likes to help me and Peekie become what she calls "worldly." I guess that means that we are not sposed to get skared all the time. Anyway, it was cold and snowin and windy. Daddy carried me and Peekie in our carriers with mama runnin behind carryin all our stuff. Peekie's little princess dress was even steamed out and hangin on a teensy hanger and covered with plastic so it would not be all wrinkly and wet.
I had to go first cuz mama knewed it would take a while to get the Peekster out and get her dressed. I think she was hopin I would set a good example cuz mama and daddy turned Peekie's carrier so she could see me gettin my pictures. Mama sed the place where they were takin the pictures was better than where they usually do it, but it was still kinda skary. Mama put my Howlween collar on me and carried me over and put me on the bench. Nun-uh; I was not gonna sit there all alone. Mama got a treat and gave it to me, but I was too nervus to eat it. I was ready to run away REAL fast, but then the nice scarecrow said I could sit with her. She was pretty cute, so I decidered it might be nice to let her hold me while the nice lady with the camera pointed it at me and went "snappety snap." After a few pictures, daddy wanted me to wear my tie. Mama didn't think it would work very well, but they tried it anyway becuz daddy bought me the tie and wanted me to wear it so bad in the pictures. It seemed like a long, long time, but finally mama said I was done and could go back in my carrier. Usually I try to back out, but I was real happy to see my carrier with the nice comfy bed and blankie, so I went right in.
To find out what happened to the Peekster, you will have to read her diary.
October 24th 2012 3:09 pm
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I was feelin bad cuz everbuddy but me seemed to have a Howlween picture. Missy has hers, and even the Peekster had somethin mama could use for Howlween, but not me.
Today mama got home from a pointment and decidered the Peekster and I should practis wearin our Howlween costooms before we go to Petco for their Howlween photo shoot.
Peekie got her costoom on first, and she was bein so good, mama got the camera out and started takin pictures. She got out my Howlween collar with the jingle bells, and I wored that for awhile. Then mama got my fav-rit outfit. It is a little Howlween tie with skulls on it. Daddy found it at Petco while he and mama were shopsterin, and daddy bought it for me.
Just in case mama and daddy do not have time to set up our home studio, (fabric draped chair and an extra lamp in the livin room) mama tooked a few pictures of me and the Peekster while we were practisin wearin our costooms. I look kinda sprised cuz mama akshly managed to whistle at me. I am hopin for good pictures from the Petco shoot, but it might be too skary. Then I would have to run away. If that happens, the Petco peeples lock the doors, and all the peeples in the store will chaser me. If mama has some treets, I might just come right back to her, but I have not decidered yet.
October 15th 2012 3:50 pm
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The Peekster has a new video on her page. It is called Peekie's Earth Angel Wings. Anyhoo, there is a kitty who looks just like me who is bein naughty and makin mama yell. And yell. And yell. See, the problem is it is not me. It just looks like me. Somekitty is imposterin me and tryin to get me in trubl.
October 15th 2012 1:24 pm
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Mama bought me and the Peekster these cool new ID tags. They are called barkcodes (www.barkcode dot com). They have these thingies called QR codes that celler phones can read. You do not even have to have a smart phone; any celler phone will work. We got the smaller taggies for kitties, and they were not even very spensive.
Peekie's taggie is Peekaboo pink with a white heart on the front. Mine is dark blue with a white paw print, and it says "Help Me Home." Kinda cool...
Today mama went to the webbysite and claimed our codes and made us profile pages. It tooked awhile cuz there is lotsa infomashuns to enter, but now our profile pages are all done. Mama told both me and the Peekster she hopes nobuddy ever has to use em, but she thinks it is just an extra protekshun. Peekie and I both have microchips, but the little taggies might be easier for somebuddy to use if we got lostered and they found us.
If ya ever wear a collar or harness when you are travelerin, check it out and see what ya think.
October 10th 2012 8:08 pm
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Today mama came back from the mailer box with a brown packaj. Inside was a sparkly pink dress. I knew that costoom was not mine, so I tried to be pashunt until mama got the nuther stuff out. Sides the pink dress there was a white satin collar with a black bow tie. Pretty spiffy. There was a black cape with a stand-up red collar and trim. Both those nuther things are mine. Mama let me try em on. The cape was sorta skary. It was kinda small, like for scrawny kitties, not a mancat like me, so mama foldered down the collar, and then I liked it better. Mama decidered to get me used to wearin the cape by doin treats. For some reason (MOL) mama always thinks I would be the one to get lost, so she trained me to come and sit up for treats. She keeps tellin daddy that if I ever akserdently got outside, she could call me with a treat, and I would come to her and sit, and then she could grab me. I do not know if that is true, but I will do it in the house. Mama called me, sayin "Gunnarr, come." I came to her and waited. Then she said "sit." I did. Then she said "up," and I sat up on my hinder leggies. Then she gave me a lishus treat. We did that a few times, and pretty soon I forgot I had my cape on. Do not tell mama, but I did not mind the cape much, but I know how to get extra treats!
October 1st 2012 11:56 am
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Ummmmmmm, I think summer in Big Sky Country is over. Mama sez there are some cold fronts comin down from Canada, and they will be here in the next coupla days. Thanks, Canadian friends, for makin today probly the last time mama has to mow the lawn. Anyway, today it is bout 80, tomorrow it will be bout 60, and Wednesday mama sez the high will be 40! The weatherman is sayin rain and even some snow. We do not want snow at our house, but it would be real nice if it snowed in the mountains and helped put out the forest fires. The nuther night mama akshly thought our neighbors had a fire in their fire pit in the back yard, but it smelled like a giant campsterfire everywhere round here. It was smoke from all the fires. The clouds came rollin in and trapped all the smoke, and it still smelled like a giant campsterfire the next mornin.
Peekie and I might get a few more stroller rides, but are glad we got our blueberry bed to snuggle in. The last few nights I have been pawin at mama in the middler of the night so she will let me under the covers. See, sumtimes Peekie steals the blueberry bed in the middler of the night, and I get kinda chilly. If I paw hard enuff, mama lifts up the covers. Then I go underneath, turn around, and snuggle right next to mama. She pets me under the covers for awhile until I get too warm, and then I slink up and outta the top of the covers. Course, if I get chilly again, I do the same thing however many times I need to each night. Sumtimes I think mama does not fully preshiate my snugglin, but she lets me back under the covers anyway.
Peekie and I supervised mama and grampster yesterday when they put the air condishuner to bed for the season, and then we helped mama when she harvested our catnipshun plant again. Mama sez we got enuff nip for an army now, but she hates to waste it. Peekie and I got nipped on the reject stems and the not-so-perfect leaves that mama did not put in the thingie to dry.
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