— I set the camera to take a photo once every 30 seconds. The results are ... interesting.
— Refrain from batting tree ornaments? Be patient waiting for boxes? A cat can only handle so much!
— A cat is a good holiday present only if everyone involved knows about it, but if that's the case, you'll need to know how to properly wrap the cat.
— We've seen fun iPad, iPhone, and Android apps made for cats, but these are for humans who love cats.
— You always secretly wanted to name a litter after the boys from 'N Sync, right?
— Not enough laundry in the basket for you? Poor baby! Food dish is half empty? Deprived kitty!
— My cats lounge on a fleece blanket while I run errands in the snowy weather? Let's trade places!
— There have been a lot of "Wrecking Ball" parodies, but none as cute as this kitten version.
— When you see these shocking pictures of how cats suffer, you'll agree it's time to end this torture.
— Cats know when you leave a circle of butt warmth that they instantly conquer. These photos prove it.
— Cats have opinions, and they'd love to virtually express them using willy-nilly Twitter hashtags.
— Sparkle the Designer Cat helps your kitty navigate what most felines dread: the arrival of guests.
— An artist named GingerELA made a gravy boat that mimics a barfing cat because, well, why not?
— Certain behavior and routines change in my absence, and if you're a cat, that's not all bad.
— Sometimes the Internet gives us gifts that we didn't even know we wanted.
— Except Drunk Patty, and Mittens is asked to knead her gassy belly while she watches wrestling.
— Cats are enthralled with our bathroom activities, and these 10 photos show the funny ways they they provide commentary on our, um, business.
— Cats are great conversation starters, aren't they? Here are the phrases I use most -- and at least one of them is perfect for any kind of cat chat!
— "My cat can eat a dog for lunch, and he makes a formidable guard cat too."
— The Internet is kind of an awesome place, right? I did a search for "cats as Disney princesses" and the results are too good not to share.
— "The Stalker Stare" and "Dr. Drool" are aggravating, but it's impossible to be mad when they're so cute.
— They use their gift of psychic abilities to irritate me -- and to keep things interesting for themselves.
— Cats are self-serving, but what if they gave thanks daily? Stop laughing! Just go with me on this one.
— "Instead of celebrating with me, they wanted to know where their medallions were," said one winner.
— Maybe your cat WANTS to give you life coaching, but get ready for the ride!
— Cats can make any mattress look like heaven, but what about shampoo? Here's what would happen.
— I mean, Jennifer Lawrence in the first movie plays a character called "KATniss," right?
— I believe cats write haiku. I've even caught my cat counting syllables on her front toes. No lie.
— Got a cat in the house? You don't need a human financial planner, your cat knows what to do.
— Cats are histrionic creatures and would certainly write life stories worthy of Lifetime films.