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  • I Love All My Cats Equally ... And One of Them a Little More Equally. How About You?

    I Love All My Cats Equally ... And One of Them a Little More Equally. How About You?

    Dorian Wagner 10

    Yesterday — Do you show favoritism to one cat above others?

  • Country Life Is Hard -- For a Cat! 8 Reasons Mine Prefer City Life

    Country Life Is Hard -- For a Cat! 8 Reasons Mine Prefer City Life

    JaneA Kelley 6

    3 Days Ago — Farm animals are always having babies -- so cats get less attention! See for yourself in the photos.

  • 6 Reasons Why Cats Are Totally Badass

    6 Reasons Why Cats Are Totally Badass

    Angie Bailey 15

    3 Days Ago — Cats take what they want, shoot laser glares, and do it all on their terms. The word for that? Badass.

  • 5 Ways My Cats Piss Me Off

    5 Ways My Cats Piss Me Off

    Angela Lutz 8

    3 Days Ago — My cats are my family. I love them ... except when I don't. Like when I get that "Whatever, lady!" look.

  • "Most Likely to Be in Cat Fancy?" Hardly! 8 Senior Superlatives that Are Truly Fitting to Cats

    Angie Bailey 5

    4 Days Ago — "On tuna taco day, Rocco's paws were lightning fast and she made no apologies to anyone."

  • If a Cat Got a Report Card:

    If a Cat Got a Report Card: "Have You SEEN Pancake's GRADES?"

    Angie Bailey 8

    5 Days Ago — Much more funny would be the teachers' comments in various kitty skills and crafts.

  • Does Your Cat Have as Much Cattitude as My Tulip?

    Does Your Cat Have as Much Cattitude as My Tulip?

    Kate E. Lyle 1

    5 Days Ago — She has truckloads of it, but she has just as much cat kindness, too. What about your kitties?

  • Summer Camp for Cats: We Examine Six Brochures

    Summer Camp for Cats: We Examine Six Brochures

    Michael Leaverton 5

    5 Days Ago — "There's a catnip ... that'll make you feel like a Chihuahua in a baby carriage being rolled down Fifth Avenue by Charo."

  • They Call This Cat PRINCESS Monster Truck for a Reason

    They Call This Cat PRINCESS Monster Truck for a Reason

    Liz Acosta 16

    May 13, 2013 — The aggressively adorable Persian in these photos will win your heart ... or else!

  • If Cats Wrote Autobiographies, We'd Get Chapters Like This...

    If Cats Wrote Autobiographies, We'd Get Chapters Like This...

    Angie Bailey 0

    May 13, 2013 — Cats would revel in penning their self-indulgent life stories. So today I give them a head start.

  • My Cat Has a Bucket List with 8 Items On It

    My Cat Has a Bucket List with 8 Items On It

    Angie Bailey 7

    May 10, 2013 — Not all these things will get done. For one, you know you're never catching the laser dot, right?

  • 6 Cats Caught in the Act

    6 Cats Caught in the Act

    Angie Bailey 62

    May 10, 2013 — You! On the counter, licking up mac-n-cheese! You're busted! You don't even care, do you?

  • Our 5 Favorite Cat Videos on Vine Right Now

    Our 5 Favorite Cat Videos on Vine Right Now

    Liz Acosta 8

    May 10, 2013 — The Vine video app is growing quickly -- maybe these cats have something to do with it?

  • Does Your Cat Help You Survive Your Crappy Day Job?

    Does Your Cat Help You Survive Your Crappy Day Job?

    Catherine Holm 10

    May 10, 2013 — Bad jobs cause stress and anxiety! But coming home to wonderful cats can help you deal with it.

  • If Cats Ran My Household, These 6 Things Would Never Get Done

    If Cats Ran My Household, These 6 Things Would Never Get Done

    Angie Bailey 17

    May 9, 2013 — Is there a cat heaven? Sure. It's a pile of laundry that's never folded, near rivers of gravy and butter.

  • Because You Love It: Texts From Mittens Is Now a Regular Catster Feature!

    Because You Love It: Texts From Mittens Is Now a Regular Catster Feature!

    Angie Bailey 10

    May 8, 2013 — The cat with unlimited data and too much time on his paws is a Catster regular. Hope you're ready.

  • Hey, RuPaul's Drag Race Finalists: Here Are 10 Cats You Should Be Watching

    Hey, RuPaul's Drag Race Finalists: Here Are 10 Cats You Should Be Watching

    Liz Acosta 2

    May 8, 2013 — They call it a CATwalk for good reason, queens -- just ask any of these fabulous feilnes!

  • 8 Bumper Stickers Your Cat Would Put on His Car

    8 Bumper Stickers Your Cat Would Put on His Car

    Angie Bailey 28

    May 7, 2013 — If cats drove, these rear-end slogans would be the best part! (All the crashes would be the worst part.)

  • How to Interpret Your Cat's Mothers Day Gift

    How to Interpret Your Cat's Mothers Day Gift

    Michael Leaverton 1

    May 7, 2013 — Of course your cat is getting you a gift! But the problem is, cats give really terrible gifts.

  • I Have Multiple Personalities -- And Three of Them Are Cats

    I Have Multiple Personalities -- And Three of Them Are Cats

    Catherine Holm 2

    May 6, 2013 — Here are how my cats sound "on paper" -- as characters I write. What characters are your cats?

  • This Is What My Day Would Look Like If My Cats Planned It

    This Is What My Day Would Look Like If My Cats Planned It

    Angie Bailey 13

    May 6, 2013 — Turning over this duty means I'd become even more of a slave to my cats. Geez. Is that even possible?

  • You Are Not Ready for Sushi Cat

    You Are Not Ready for Sushi Cat

    Liz Acosta 3

    May 6, 2013 — This quasi-mythical video creature has existed since ... well, we don't really know. But here it is.

  • 5 Common Household Items That Terrify My Cats

    5 Common Household Items That Terrify My Cats

    Angela Lutz 39

    May 6, 2013 — My cats hate a number of seemingly benign household items.

  • This Is What Happens When Kids Visit Catster (and Dogster) HQ

    This Is What Happens When Kids Visit Catster (and Dogster) HQ

    Liz Acosta and Lori Malm 5

    May 3, 2013 — It was Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day, so we put them to work!

  • 7 Ways My Cats Are the Perfect Antidote for High Drama

    7 Ways My Cats Are the Perfect Antidote for High Drama

    JaneA Kelley 4

    May 2, 2013 — Last week, the world was out to get me. Here’s how my cats helped me cope.

  • 8 Ways Kids and Cats Are Surprisingly Similar

    8 Ways Kids and Cats Are Surprisingly Similar

    Angie Bailey 15

    May 2, 2013 — They're both total poop machines, and they want a bite of whatever we're eating, for starters.

  • 10 Ways the Photo Website

    10 Ways the Photo Website "And My Cat" Justifies My Obsession with Felines

    Liz Acosta 2

    May 1, 2013 — The simple, lovely site that delivers daily cat photos gives us so many reasons to love cats.

  • I Talk About My Cats Like They're My Babies -- So What?

    I Talk About My Cats Like They're My Babies -- So What?

    Louise Hung 20

    Apr 30, 2013 — You have your baby, and I have mine.

  • We Interpret MORE Wacky Medieval Cat Illustrations

    We Interpret MORE Wacky Medieval Cat Illustrations

    Michael Leaverton 3

    Apr 30, 2013 — Medieval scribes doodled some odd kitties in the margins of manuscripts. We have another batch.

  • The Gallery of Angry Snuggles: These Cats Do NOT Want Your Love

    The Gallery of Angry Snuggles: These Cats Do NOT Want Your Love

    Angie Bailey 31

    Apr 30, 2013 — Since we first posted about angry snuggle-awareness, I've asked my friends to submit their own funny cat photos of their documented snuggles-gone-south.

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