— A taco costume, visits from Drunk Patty, and no bucket of treats? Mitty thinks it's the worst holiday ever, so he texts.
— This plush-haired furball is named for a character in the Adult Swim heavy metal cartoon "Metalocalypse."
— Are cats secretly Time Lords? These hairless cats look a lot like the new Doctor Who, Peter Capaldi.
— They stare, fight, and run when their "food alarm" goes off -- and there's no snooze button.
— With boxes of varying size, I use my cats in an experiment; the results will surprise you -- or not.
— For National Be Bald and Free Day, we talked to the first bald cat we saw. That was dumb.
— Here's a gallery of our favorite pictures of this smooth kitty known as the "Nude Dude."
— Ghost Cat is all about shortcuts, using curtains for hammocks and fridge magnets for Frisbees.
— Toonces from Saturday Night Live isn't the only terrible driving cat -- others would get pulled over for fly-chasing and sleeping behind the wheel.
— Scientists who sequenced the cat genome say cats haven't changed for centuries. They're wrong.
— These men are a bit sloppy and a lot profane, yet they reveal feelings many guys would hide.
— It's Pet Obesity Awareness Day, and Mittens is obsessed with the extra treats Grandma brought.
— Could this smoosh-face kitty with possible crime family links be your new Internet overlord?
— It can be hard to tell if your cat is mad at you or just behaving normally. Our FAQ can help, sort of.
— Cats' snarky nature would fit perfectly into political ads designed to take down opponents.
— If real cat shows included things like "Door Pounding" and "Ignoring," my cats would rule.
— Sometimes cats exhibit patterns of behavior that are decidedly less than feline.
— Pictures of these moist, chubby, shiny kitties are the perfect way to make you stare at your screen in silence for several long confused minutes.
— To get a laugh, I envisioned my fur kids as the reason for turning down invitations to socialize.
— The viral "Lemon Fighter" video inspired us to find other funny showdowns between cats and fruit.
— If I let housework go and bank accounts drain, my cats would love it as long as I kept petting them.
— He grooms with a vacuum and claims that his mustache is glorious. We're not going to argue.
— While flying to New England, I look for a present for Thomas -- and I deface airline barf bags.
— As hysteria over bending grows, some cat owners are casting a panicked eye at their kitties. Our FAQ on cats bending should help.
— Cats are usually tidy, but sometimes my Cosmo is a little sloppy and not quite pulled together.
— I try to walk out the front door -- but those looks they give me make it so difficult; see for yourself.
— One day, Brandy claimed my mustard colored "grandpa sweater" as her bed. I was powerless.
— Phoebe has found a way to push, headbutt, and disconnect nearly every water dispenser she's had. Does your cat do this?
— With their little padded paws, cats are stealth masters; meet 5 with unique sneaky styles.
— From the Silver Age to the present day, cats have become increasingly important in comics.
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