— The slab threatens him, the driftwood is a gossip, and Mom deflates his new hobby. Rock texts!
— Peeing inside the litter box is not just good manners, it's literally a matter of life and death.
— With April showers come windshield wipers that do their thing: scaring the bejesus out of cats.
— For every question, Cosmo's answer would be cat-related -- and get that big, red, buzzing "X."
— Learn the rules: A cat is never wrong. No matter what a cat does, the cat meant to do it.
— Kitty necks, bellies, haunches -- in my world, these parts are all total lip magnets.
— Diet treats? Embarrassing photos? Drunk Patty's underwear? Mittens has no shortage of St. Paddy's Day atrocities to report, so he texts!
— If you believe cats don't celebrate St. Patrick's Day ... well, you're really not that far off.
— Q: How do cats celebrate St. Patrick's Day? A: With really bad poetry!
— It seems like they don't, but they might just be the cleverest, wisest yoga teachers out there.
— Piles of papers, pens, and the awesomeness of the printer? That's maximum playtime for cats!
— Even with mad jumping skills and feline grace, sometimes a confident cat doesn't make it.
— My feline family includes a spendthrift, a miser, a loyal consumer, and one who's checked out.
— The book teaches kids to properly handle, communicate with, and care for cats; it's also great for adults.
— I give them choices, allow time for replies, and sing to them in meows. What, you don't?
— Cats can flex and bend, molding themselves into any position, from elegant to ... not so elegant.
— We risk our personal safety by rousing a cat to ask his feelings about National Napping Day.
— Unlimited Fancy Feast, 24-hour playtime, endless adoration; what would dominate your cats' desire?
— Stretchy toes, dangled legs, stacked feet -- these all drive me batty in the best possible way.
— The dispute over the color of The Dress made the Internet ask some important questions. About cats.
— Playing Scrabble, enjoying brunch, wearing bad sandals -- they look just like fuzzy little people!
— St. Patrick's Day looms; Leprechauns will eat Mittens, Mom's greedy with the gold, and the dog's asleep on clean laundry. See the texts!
— In honor of If Pets Had Thumbs Day, we show you why you do NOT want your cat to have thumbs.
— It's a great excuse for my cats to eat less, respect my boundaries, and be a little less disgusting.
— Mine do: One needs chin scritches, the other my lap, and the third, well, just a nice box.
— In honor of Dr. Seuss' birthday, we provide Seussian names for a new cat and show you how to Seussify your cat's current name.
— These cats know that finding the sun for a long winter's nap is crucial to everyday happiness.
— Classy-sounding nicknames make me laugh -- case in point, I call my chowhound, Saffy, "Maxine Platterton of Redlobstershire."
— "Slow down!" "I'll be out in a second!" "I love you!" Cats and kids aren't really that different.
— We're not saying this person tossed her cat through a snowbank. It just seems that way. Maybe she didn't. What do you think?
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