Only The Good Die Young

Revenge

February 21st 2011 10:40 pm
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I am a cat who knows what to do. See, one of my human servants left me last week to go see one of the younger human girl servants in college. This was not acceptable. I mean I love my human man servant too, but he is not home enough to feed me Fancy Feast whenever I meow for it. And since I am a royal Queen, I need to have my Fancy Feast right when I want it! So I made the living room have a special smell of Eau de Jezebel. I didn't spray this time, I just peed a few places and the human man couldn't figure out where to clean since his sniffer is not so good.

I know some will say making the living room smell like a litter box wouldn't be the best way to make the humans want to stay home, but I think I got my message across. In between all the cleaning up today, I did get plenty of Fancy Feast!

 
Purred by: Lacey (Catster Member)

February 21st 2011 at 10:43 pm

MOL! You go girl! Show 'em who's the real boss! That's funny, maybe you can bottle that fragrance and use it next time this happens. MOL
Purred by: Simone (Catster Member)

February 21st 2011 at 11:38 pm

Good Job Jezebel! You make them think twice before they leave you again! When are these humans going to learn they can't do that kind of thing to us princess kitties?
Purred by: Hunter *Dreamboat #82* (Catster Member)

February 22nd 2011 at 3:58 am

I know how it feels Jezebel, my mom left me this weekend! I got locked in a bedroom and got stuck under a bureau! I didn't think of peeing on her carpet or anything like that, good idea! Maybe I'll chew up her cell phone cord, she hates when I do that!
Purred by: Pipo (Catster Member)

February 22nd 2011 at 6:05 am

Oh, dear! Your Momma will be having fits...and curling up her nose in disgust and annoyance...better get ready with lots of headbonks and purrs to beg furgiveness!
Purred by: Orange Ruffy (Catster Member)

February 22nd 2011 at 4:48 pm

I know thats Right!!!! I did the same thing when my pawrents left me on vacation with the sitter for pets. I'm not a Pet! I am a Baboo Kitty!!!

You and me...we should get together sometime! you've got a wicked way about you I like!
Purred by: Sigmond DB #61 (Catster Member)

February 22nd 2011 at 6:32 pm

Well, Jez you certainly have a very special way of getting your message across. MOL! If the Queen isn't happy, then no one is happy! Good work!
Love,
Siggy
Purred by: (My Angel) Colette (Catster Member)

February 23rd 2011 at 8:01 pm

It took Mom a while to catch up to the fact that she had to trash yet another kitty pillow that she left on the floor of the dining room.

I did the honors there! MOL! Oops, there are no longer any sleeping arrangements in the dining room. :~(

Headbonks...

 

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