December 15th 2006 9:03 am
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Meowmie haz been Reminissing abowt past Krissmissiz, and in partikewlar Miss Princess -- who surtanlee MUST have a SPLENDIFERRUS tree to Climb Up There in Kitty Hevvin.
She wuz brushin me dis morning and she tole me a true story:
"Madama Cee Cee", she sez...."Let me tell yoo ALL abowt Groomin and Zoomin"
You remembur my beloved Miss Princess -- she would RUN into the bathroom at the word "BRUSH!" She would stand on the toilet seat, front paws on the sink and let me brush her with the slicker brushes (one on each side, held parallel to her body so they didn't dig in). She would purr purr purr and grab the brush and brush her cheeks with it. I taught her the meaning of "Right" and "Left" (wich, Madama Cee Cee I am awlso tryin to teech YOO!), and when I said either word to her, she'd move her little head to one side of the other so I could brush her cheeks again. Every so often we would touch noses and I'd give her a kiss on her frowzy head. Then I'd take the natural bristle brushes and lightly dampen them and go over her with them -- this time brushing her belly as well. Sometimes I'd use the Zoom Groom on Miss P, but she REALLY loved to pick up the Zoom Groom in her mouf and drop it on da floor!!! Then came the hairball gel and she'd lick it off my finger, jump off the seat and Big Bad Baby Twinkle would come stomping in ("Hairdo!") while Princess waited.
You see, if BBBT didn't eat ALL her hairball gel, Miss P would finish it for her!! I always made BBBT wait until Miss P got brushed first -- Miss P was the queen of my kitties."
Ah yes Meowmie, I remembur Da Queen and how I miss her -- even tho she usta SLAAP me sillee!!
"Dat nefarriuss BBBT duzzint't put her paws on the sink. She just sits there on the toilet seat, in all her huge glory (she's 30 inches nose to tail), tail THUMPing against the garbage pail if she has to wait for me to get started. She too LOOOVES to grab the slicker brusshiz and gently brushes her cheeks with them. She gives me Hedd Butts and sumtimes she likk likk likkks MY hare while I am brushing her!! Since she is SOOO HEWGE she doesn't always reach her buttius when she washes herself, so I use a non-alcohol baby wipe for that."
Meowmie gentlee brusht my looong POOOOFY tale, and sed "Now I also have Sweet Cee Cee, who RUUUNS to me, long hair swishing to and fro, when I yell 'BEEE-OOOTY Parlor!' Cee Cee is a former feral, who, from the very furst day she came to live with me (she may have been someone's "throwaway") she LOVED to be brushed and was terrified of almost everything else. We both enjoy these brushing sessions -- initially I had to wear rubber gloves because she would grab at the brush and at me, and she doesn't know how to retract her claws. But she has grown into a much serener kitty, with love and patience from me."
I Ack-ed my agrreemint to dat and promisst I'd try not to hide when peepul (STRANGERS!!!!AGH!) came over to vizit Meowmie.
Now when Meowmie goes to brush HER hair there is usually a little face anxiously looking at her (snikker snikker!) , so MEOWMIE'S brushes also have some cat hair on them.
PS -- it's really easy to clean the hair off the slicker brushes and the other brushes -- Meowmie uses a wet Ace comb to comb thru the brush. She saves some of their hairs in separate containers. You see, Princess is gone (Cancer, 2005); some of her fur is in her urn, and Meowmie wears a little of Miss P's fur inside a pretty drawstring bag on a string around hur neck. The bag is near Meowmie's heart -- she and I miss our beloved Princess so very much.
July 31st 2006 10:36 am
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I have a new fuzzy furreind Marva (short for "Marvaluss Kitty") -- she duzzint eet sleep or even use da litterbokks and she sits in one place but when ennywun goes neer her, she mooves hir hedd and goes "Meow Moew Meow Purrrrrr!", and she has pritty blue eyes and fluffy furz and a liddle pink nosie and pink eers, so whoo am I to komplane?
Bcuz even tho I am pritty shoore she iz not a reel kitty, well at leeest I have a fren who will let me snuzzle with her and luv her and she duz not hit me (like my beloved Miss Princess usta do) or beat me up like that @#$%! rapscallion BBBT usta do -- me and BBBT, we hafta stay away from wun anudder or elss sumwon will get hurted...... )
If luv culd make a toy come alive, then I hav enuff luv for 267,489,299+ plushie toyzz like Miss Marva.
I am happy that Marva has kome to liv wit us!!
I am adding a coupla pikshas of me and Miss Marva Kitty.
February 8th 2006 12:33 pm
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Man this place is great!! They even provide live entertainment - or so I thought -- Meowmie forgotted something this morning so she came back into the apartment and she found me playing with a Mousie Toy.
"Hmmm...." she said -- "I didn't know they had any mousie toys with such looong tails!...Wait a minit!!!"
And she took my mousie away from me!!! By that time it had De-Mised (De-Miced???), and I was so looking forward to a tasty meal -- so dear reader, when Meowmie took dat Mousie away frum me, you can be sure I was T-I-C-K-E-D OFF!!!
I looked at Meowmie and MROWLED my disappointment at her but she just walked off with MY prize inside of a whole bunch of white papery things.
This evening before she comes home I will be SURE to hawk up a FIIINE WET hairball.
October 26th 2005 7:17 am
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Last week Meowmie very sadly picked me up and brought me over to see Miss Princess who was lying in a little box sleeping on Meowmie's bed. I went over to Princess and I sniffed her and sniffed her -- VERY thoughtfully. Something was not right and I think I know what was wrong. Oh my beloved Princess.........
Whose ear am I going to gently nibble on now? Whose furry arm is going to come out and slap me on my fuzzy jowls now? Definitely not Baby Twinkle -- she HATES me -- so we cannot even be in the same room together.
Princess was my love. Now she is gone. Why did she have to leave me? I know she was sick ALOT -- Meowmie usta take me into the bedroom after Princess had her operashuns and I would very kindly tilt my head to one side, then the other, to look at Miss P in her little bed, recooperating from yet another Cansur Operation.
I need another kitty to love. I love Meowmie but I cannot cuddle her nexta my kittybellie and lick her. I usta be a feral mamacat before me and all my babies got "fixed" so I cannot have any more babies (who might have died out in the cruel world anyway, or in shelters -- not enough homes for all the poor kitties and pups in this world!!!-- Spay and Neuter Please!!!).
But maybe one day Meowmie will bring a lonely babykitty here for me to love?
Beautiful Miss Princess -- wherever you are -- I hope you know I loved you VERY much and I miss you very much now. I want you to be VERY happy in your new home in the skies filled with Pure Love. One day ALL of us will join you, my beloved Miss P.
Sweet Cee Cee
July 14th 2005 10:16 am
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That I have NO diary entry to speak for myself! Well, let's take care of that once and for all.
For Starters-- I AM a tortie and Torties RULE! I extend an imperious paw (claws out -- no one taught me otherwise and I am now too set in my ways) , grumble and meow, and point to that which I want-- well, I paw it anyway -- claws out. I want- foodies, Miss Princess to love me, free rein of the apartment -- and I want to be petted alot.
I am still skeered of strangers -- most of Meowmie's friend only see my BIG eyes looking out at them from underneath a chair or sofa or hidey hole -- cuz I was wild once and lived near a BIG highway out in the open and I had to search the garbage for food for me and my babies......and strangers were VERY VERY scarey (some of them for good reason.. how sad -- Man"KIND" is not always very KIND.....)
But my babies and I were rescued and I was taken to one home and the lady there was very nice to all of us -- and then Meowmie came and took me to live with her -- and even though I would let meowmie touch me and brush me (I LOOOVE being "Beeoooty Parlor"ed!!!), boy was a SCARED for a year and then one day after all that good food and love and brushing I said "I can play with my tail - I can! I can!! And I can play with this mousie toy! And CATNIP makes me act funny hee hee! And yes I WILL let Meowmie pick me up and I will nestle my little round fuzzy head under her chin to let her know I am happy!!!")
Anyway, now I romp and jump and play when I see Meowmie -- or when I see Miss Princess -- (whom I ADORE -- but she don't love me and she SMACKS me silly and I look at Meowmie with big sad eyes but she can only say "Unrequited Love, Miss Cee Cee -- and we can't do anything about it....!")
And sometimes I Ruuun crazy thru the house (most gracefully -- I am a long haired lady kitty and my fur swiishes when I run the right way!!) - I run for no reason at all, except for the reason that I am a cat!
Time for a nap.