Who Meeee????

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I'm a STAR??? Um ...... WAIDAMINIT MEOWMIE!!!!!

October 3rd 2012 7:38 am
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Last weekend Meowmie sed she wuz gonna make me a STAR!! So she gabe me a POWNSS and LOKKT ME IN DA BAFRUM!!!" Oh I wuz So upset!!! So dis Cee Cee thing wigguls upto da dore and Wisspurrz "Sillee BBBT! Meowmie sed
she wuz gonna gib yoo a CAPSTAR!!"Oh deer, dat Capstar wuz INSIDE DA SOFT POWNSS!! I WUZ TRIKKT!!!

So I stayed in dat bafrume for da WHOLE DAY!! and abowt ten dedd fleez fell offa me wich sirprizzed Meowmie cuz she had fleecombed me before she gabe me dat PILL...and only found WUN.

 

AAAGH!

September 26th 2012 1:33 pm
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I dunno wher I got em frum. Dat Cee Cee Thing DUZ NOT HAB THEM!!

Meowmie dun Spot treetid me, has been flee combing me and doing lotsa lawndry and got rid of my beddies (boo hoo) and boughted me noo Purr pad beddies (they can be washed in cold water) and is yewzing Vinegar and Lemon and lotsa vakeewming, oh my.

 

Iyam a PRIZZONER at da VETTIE'S!!!

September 21st 2012 9:00 am
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Big Bad Baby Twinkle looks up morosely... She sez :"Dis morning I play play played by chasing my tail and I gyrated on my Kat Tree and Meowmie play play played wif me and we had a giggly time and then... and THEN.. She sweetly picked me up and cuddled me and took me outta da bedrume and held me close and i was PURRING... and then.....

BBBT morosely con-tin-mewz: "And then SHE PLOPPED ME INTO THE KAT KARRIER!! I yelled and skareemed an moaned and PEED (I wuz glad there wuz a pee pad in da carrier) but nothing I sed wudd chainjj Meowmie's mind! So heer I am at da vetties and they R gonna look at my toofies..... Ihateyoomeowmie. And as for CEE CEE -- who was LAFFING at me -- I KNOW when YORE Vettie Appointment is -- and YOO don't!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

UPDATE- Da Vettie dun took owt wunna my left-side toofies -- she sed it wuz pritty GNARLY. Meowmie told her she had nottissed me scracthin and scratchin my left cheek (my FAISS cheek....!!) and da Vet sed "probbly becuz dis toofie (which was waaay in da back of my mouf) was a-hurtin her."

I rest in my caij and wait for Meowmie (hoo had to take da HUMUNGOUS Kat Karrier wif her on da Subway and da bus and now it's on her desk at wirk). I lie heer at da Vet's and PLOT my REVENJJ.

 

Kid Kneez

September 14th 2012 12:30 pm
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Big Bad Baby Twinkle Pittypats ovur to da Puter and staaares at da Skreen. She Smiiiles!! (Oh LOok! Wun Fang iz missing, and now, so are sum toofies! Da vettie sed da they dun fell outta her mouf!! Huuuh!!!)

She purrs...

"Yo My Furrendz - Kats and Hoomans alike! I yam just pittypattying ovur to say 'Ack!' and wish yoo well, and gib yoo da latist nooz. Meowmie tooke me to da VETTIE PLAISS last week! AAAAGH!! Da Nurv!!....

But..... * * and heer BBBT becomez a liddle bit reflektive...* * da Vettie poaked and proddid me and she called Meowmie aftur I had gone hoam to my deelishuss foodies and she sed to Meowmie dat I had problemz wif my Kid Kneez.

I HAB KAT KNEES, NOT KID KNEES!!! * * sulks * *

Ennywayz Da Vettie Lady sed dat I still hab konsentraitid Piss so dat is gud - it meenz my KatKnees are still pritty good. And Meowmie iz doing all she can to make me feel happy and healthy -- using holistic methods. She iz still feeding me my GUD foodies and is still adding som ekkstra (filtered) water to my foodies and adding a suppliment or two (she iz going EZ on my system) and keeping me warm too and she rubs surtain points on my body and dat maiks me feel gud too.

Aaaah... Regards and Purrz to all.... Now it iz Time for a nap.... * * Pittypats ovur to her blankie * * ...Zzzzzzzzzzzzz"

 

I am Reklining like a KWEEEN, wif my dainty paws one atop da- uthir

July 24th 2012 10:37 am
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But I hab much to tell yoo. Furst I hoap EVERYWUN iz OK. It has been hot, rainy, then hot, then rainy, then da Lekktrissity wentid owt, so no choppt livur for us!!! It's back on now. Hey Meowmie -- doant forgit da organikk cheekun livur!!!

Ennyways, Meowmie iz sad. Furst her Sisfur went away forever. Then her Auntie wentid away forever. I try to tell Meowmie -- "No, they are still around!!! I can see them!!", but Hoomans are not like KATS, so it will take a while for her to unnerstan what Iyam saying. Meenwile, I gib Meowmie nosie bumps and jentul paw pats. I may be a wild and kraaaazy kat, but Us Kats Do Hab COMPASSHUN.

Other news: Cee Cee bothurz me.

* * Yaaawns** I will Ack! to yoo later....Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

 

Merree Merree, Happee Happee !!

December 23rd 2011 4:57 pm
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BBBT humbly bows hur liddle hedd and smiiilez (oh lookie! Wun fang iz missing! De vettie dun took it owt). She looks up, bats hur I-lashiz de-mewer-ly and sez: "I hoap evrywun haz a GREAT holiday - wif lots of love, frennship, good foodies (mite I hab sum pleeze?) and pawrezzints. YooToo Meowmie, and, um ... yoo too cee cee......."
BBBT streeetchiz, yawns, gets up and pittypats down the hall to hur nice warm beddie.

 

Happy Turkee Day to ALL my furrends!!!!!

November 22nd 2011 1:09 pm
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Make sure your Meowmies and Meowdads keep you safe and that the onliest Tirkee yoo eet is Kat Food Tirkee.

Meowmie sed that maybe wun day there will be a BBBT Blimp in da Macy*s parade. Is dat Troo?

Yor furrend, BBBT

 

WARE ARE My VIDEE-OHS?

May 5th 2011 2:33 pm
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Meowmie added TWO -- I don't see them on my paige - do yoo??? (scratches hedd.... -- no fleas...)
Oh THERE they are!! (blushiz) I must been too bizzy EEETING to see them. Well, peeps and Kittehs, and...Doggers too -- ENJOY!!!
PEE ESS: you may have to Click TWICE-- once to get it started and then immediately click a SECOND time (grrr) to SEE the video!!! Thankyew

 

FOODIES!! FOODIES!! Rah Rah Rah!!!!

October 6th 2010 9:25 am
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Deer Peepul -- Many thanks for your prayers, Reiki and best wishiz. I am now eeting.
Yor Humble but Fiesty Frenn, BBBT

Noat frum Meowmie:
"Meowmie sez - "She got a SMALL portion of food, because I don't want her digestive system to work overtime right now! She's not gonna starve. She gets another meal tonight -- First she'll get Nutrical. Then tonight she will get a pre-bedtime snack of Laxatone."

* * BBBT jumps upandown and upandown with ant-hiss-ipayshun.* *

 

The Straight Poop on my Purroblem

October 5th 2010 9:56 am
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Wenn Meowmie leftid for wirk yesstiday I had not peed or pooped-- she was VERY upset and left a messij for da Vet. Well, folks, when she got home (on hyperspeed), she found that I had left her a PYRAMID in my litterbokks!! She wuz SO happy (happy about Poopies? Hoomans are STRAINJ!!!)

Ennyways, I wuz still a bit wobbly but better and I ated a little and was hand fed too (blech - yoo stop dat, Meowmie!). And later I raaan (well trotted) with my tail up and my belleeflap a wigglin rite and left, to da kitchin and I Meow Meowed for Foodies!!! But I only ated a liddle bit.

Then this morning I ated a bit more. Meowmie also gave me Laxatone, which I liked!

I got lotas jentul belle massjiz and now I am sleeeping on MY blankie on MY bed (Meowmie's bed -- hahaha!)

THANKYEW everybuddy for your consurn!!!

Yore mildly dispeptic frenn, BBBT

 
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