September 4th 2013 9:41 am
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St. BBBT lies on her Cloud Bed-- Oh what a thick beautiful SOFT HUGE cozy Cloud Bed!! ....... Then A liddle voyss sez: "What's wrong wif dis piksha?"
St Pete hides his face behind the sports page (wassa matta-- the Angels lose?) Heavenly angels ALL decide to suddenly go SHOPPING! Vroom - they're gone. And..then... we....see.....
A line of irate kitties standing on each side of that HEWJ Cloud Bed. Big ones, little ons, skiiinny and PHAAT ones... tapping their feet, their paws on their skiinny or ampul hippiusses, giving BBBT da STINKEYE. ONE of da kitties sez:
"OK YOO MISCREANT!! We want our Cloud Beddies back!!!"
Tsk Tsk BBBT........
Meenwhile ALLA dem ticked off Kats TIIILT da Cloud Bed conglomeration and BBBT flops outta dat HEWJ bed and goes right thru a CLOWD!! Egads!!
Meanwhile on Earth a liddle Child sez ”LOOK Mommy!! In da sky!!! A Shooting Star? A UFO? WHAT IZ dat!”
And the mama sez “Oh dat’s just a Full Moon”
Will BBBT EVER realize that THERE IS Justice in Heaven???
The kitties, muttering invectives, drag their newly reclaimed Cloud beds back into their rooms. Except for one kitty hoo has been watching this DRAMA. THAT kittie shrugz its showlderz and sez “So what’s wrong wif a NICE cardboard bokks, eh???”
Meanwhile, BBBT, hoo has been Climbing Da Stairway Bakk To Hevvin (“oof! Ooof!”) sez “OK,, wat’s to EEET, hmmm? (Heh Heh Heh!!) Oy, cats!!! TIME TO GUARD YOUR FOODIES!!!
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Hee, hee BBBT, let's both of us go and get those cloud beds; first, come on over to my Friday night seafoodie buffet, it is, of course, EatALYouWant!
Your angel furriend, Weezercat
St BBBT smiiiles at hur AngelFriend Weezercat (hoo iz also a saint, of corss) and sez "Heh heh - I SEE food, I eat it!! let's go my furriend!!!"
Hi Miss St.Twinkle, Glad you and our sainted brother Angel St. Weezercat have made friends up there at the Bridge. He's been gone a long time but Momcatt and Dadcatt still talk about him and miss him, they had many adventures together. Hope your Mom is dong ok.
Love, Gentleman Jack
BBBT laffs gently and her bellee jigglez! Hmmm da foodies in hevvin must be VERY GUD!! She glanssizz at Weezercat hoo has shared some grate adbenchurs wif her lately -- and sez "Oh Weezercat-- we are loved so feeersslee by ower Hoomans -- what a blessing! They luvd us dearly on Irth and they still care very much for us as we smile Up Here in Hevvin. Trooth be told, my Meowmie is still so very sad -- she realizes I am here for good now, but there will always be a HEWJ empty spot in her life becuz I am no longer there wif her. If hoomans cudd live forever WE kitties wudd be very sad, cuz they wudd never be able to join us. Meowmie wun day yoo will join me -- even if yoo shudd liv for 100 more yeerz (and may they be HAPPY yeerz). And I will wate for yoo. " (BBBT jumps up and runnns and chaissiz eternal butterflies and looks bak to WeezerCat to see if he wants to follow and play play play)