Diary of a NOT FAT lover boy

She took advantage of me while I was eating!!!!

May 25th 2010 6:21 pm
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Dear Diary,

I don't know what this obsession mom has with my butt is all about but this is the limit! Last night she started feelin' around the base of my tail and I let her know that was not happening!

This morning she tried again, so I BIT her! Serves her right.

But then, tonight? Oh the betrayal! The shame! While I was having my Fancy Feast treat she felt up my my tail bone. *blushes deeply* I...I...I didn't want to stop eating! I loves my Fancy Feast! I twisted from side to side but she got in a good feel anyway. *mortified* The woman has no morals at all!

blushing purrrs,
Edgar

P.S. from Mommy: He gets matted fur back there. I was worried because it felt like it might be puffy and he seems more sensitive and touchy than usual about me trying to check it out. And the little you know what did bite me and break the skin when I tried to feel around the base of his tail this morning. He still has that lump there, btw. I forget what it was called but it's just like a big zit is how it was explained. Anyway, cracked me up that he let me get a good feel while he was eating! The little pig wouldn't take his face out of the plate even though he didn't want me touching back there. LOL!

 
 

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Purred by: Wendy C

May 25th 2010 at 6:40 pm

Hi Edgar! Mommies are always doing things like that. Checking on us and everything! Yews fell for the oldest trick in the book, check everything while eating, because we cants stop eating especially when it is our favorite! giggles! Hope yews are having a purrfect evening!

Hugz and purrs, Sassy
Purred by: Wilson J Scooter (Catster Member)

May 25th 2010 at 7:03 pm

Dude... I would be biting too!
What flavor fancy feast?
Purred by: Gabby (Catster Member)

May 25th 2010 at 7:21 pm

Oh Edgar! Oh the Catmanity!
I myself am a regular victim of the *unwarranted* bottom checks.
(Even with my clippered short "Furry pants") - Sigh...
I feel your indignation and probably would have kept eating too (I do love my food)

There are certain times when such *inspections* should be off limits. Dinner time is sacred!
Purred by: Edgar ~ Precious Angel (Catster Member)

May 25th 2010 at 8:00 pm

Thanks fur the sympathy furriends! Wilson, it was a chicken and liver I think. Some kind of liver. Mom gets that for miss picky butt, my sisfur. I'll eat any kind of FF! Heck I'll eat anything that doesn't try to eat me first! MOL!
Purred by: Reilly Seamus O'Fluffington (Catster Member)

May 26th 2010 at 12:21 am

Mum uses food like that with me, too! Well, she doesn't touch my bum, but she pets my head and touches my whiskers while I'm eating - something I won't let her do normally. It's a pretty sneaky trick!!

We orangies have to stick together on this! Wait...unless it means we won't get the food...that would not be good.
Purred by: ❤ BonnieBell ❤ (Catster Member)

May 26th 2010 at 1:40 pm

Just "coppin'" a feel at dinner time huh? Mama's are sneaky dat way!!! MOL......hugz
Purred by: Spot (1994-2010) (Catster Member)

May 27th 2010 at 5:37 am

*covers face with one paw*
Ohhh the indignity!
HOOMINS!

ps-- welcome back! We missed you!
Purred by: Adam Dylan (Catster Member)

May 27th 2010 at 10:50 am

We are so HAPPY you GUYS are back, We Missed you.

Mommies are FURRY BAD, they do things to us and all we can do is GROWL & HISS at them.

I had matted fur and she used corn starch-based baby powder on it the one without talc in it and worked it in and it softened it so she could cut it off. It worked good.

Purrs & Hugs & Kitty Kisses & Head Bonks & MUCH LOVE,
Adam & THE GANG OF FURS


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