Qtips

I love Qtips. I steal them from the trash whenever I can.

I ate one whole today (seemed like a good idea at the time...)

I did not, however, love when Mom had to extract it from my rear, where it got stuck on the way out. The indignity!

I don't think Mom liked it much either, and I have a feeling there won't be any qtips left where I can get them anymore. Mom's crafty like that, good at hiding stuff from me. If I could talk I'd tell her I won't eat them anymore. Most likely...