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I am not a toy!

Mommys Day

Yessterday was Mommys day whicht means I had to giv her somepin. I alreddy got somepin for human mama caus dad helpt me pai for it I got her some chocklats and a card and some itunz music songs by someone whose not even a cat but the album is callt coverage and I like covers espectially clawing at them so I gess its OK Mama wanted it. I stil had to get something for mommy, KITTY mommy, who rased me from when I was born and sez I livd in her tummy befor I was born (it didnt luk big enuff then but it does now. Ha! jes kitten mommy.) So I ast her what she wanted and she sed just the dai off so I sed Ile do everything u do and she sed OK so I slept in the sun then I ate and I fawt with Torii and I slept some more and I blinkt a couple of timez at Papa and I ate again and I wandered off for a while and wandered back and ate agin. It was a looooong day.

I also rote her a poem with Berties help and it goes like this:

Tabbies are stripey
and Gilda is spotted
Since it's Mommys day
I won't jump on her head

Happy Mommys day to all the Momys and even the Daddys cuz they wurk hard tu.

Love Pippi

I am a star!

I was napping in the splash of sun-warmed carpet when Bertie woke me up. "Hey Pip," he said, "your diary is the diary of the day on Catster." I said "huh" because I was still half asleep and mostly not paying attention. Then he explained and I said "yay!" and he said "let's go write an entry saying hi to everyone that clicks through" and I said "OK, but you help, because if there's a lot of people reading I want everything spelled right," and he said "you got it Pip." And here we are. Hi everyone!

Love Pippi &
Cordially, Bertie

Spring is Back!

I think it is back for gud now. Yay! I like having the windoe open. We had windoes open all weekend. It was a fun weekend.

Ant Holly and Ant Joy came to vizit on Caturday an Ant Holly brawt me a toy. It is pink and fuzzy like Gilda but it is also on a stik and Gilda is not on a stik, so that's how I tell them apart.

On Sunday Mama and Papa went owt and then they came back and sed they had playd with something calld a puppy. They sed it was rilly fun. I thot maybee I shood have a puppy if they are so fun to play with.

I asked Bertie what kind of a toy is a puppy and he sed that a puppy is an animal like a kitten only wen they grow up they become a dog and dogs can be smaller than a cat or lotslots bigger than a cat. Hmm. I doent know if we have room for enny more animals since there are already a lotof them but maybe if I ask Mama.