Told you so

Man, I told you all I was better than everyone I live with. I am a Catster diary pick of the day today! Ha! And they all think I'm snooty for no reason ~ I believe my greatness has just been validated. Take that Luna!

Cool thing I got

A couple weeks ago, the mommies came home with this neat "cat furniture" thing. It's got like 2 levels and a hammock type place to lay under the first little perch. It's also got a ball hanging on it and this other thing to play with. I know they bought it for Luna ~ that's why I've claimed it as my own. They didn't think I'd like it much, but I showed them! Momma Kym rubbed catnip all over it too when we got it, so of course I love it. I had catnip all in my fur from rubbing on it and claiming it as mine! Not Luna's! I like to be up above and look down my nose at them all!! They say I'm an antisocial you-know-what, but why would I want to hang out them all the time anyways! Once in a while is ok, but sheesh, let me be unless I say otherwise.

What next??

Ugh, I haven't been able to hang out on the window sill for the last couple days cuz the mommies brought home this big white thing that moves around and makes other stuff move for no reason! Freaks me out, so I'm just hanging out under the dining room table on the back chair. They say it's to help keep the house cool, but I dunno about that... And of course it's in the bedroom, where I like to hang out. And to top that off, do you know that they did to me last night? Momma Kym coaxed me out from the back chair, petted me a little and then Momma Cindi wrapped this thing around my neck. Seems that horrid dog has brought bugs in the house! And now I have to suffer and wear some flea collar. It's all natural and they say it smells like camping (whatever that is), but still.... (grumble mumble growl)

New napping spot

I found a great place to nap where Luna & Jack don't notice me very much. On top of the DVD player! It's warm when the mommies are on the couch and it's kinda dark in the cubbyhole where it's at, so that's cool.
Man, I smacked that dog so good last night. I was chillin on momma Kym's pillows while momma Cindi was laying on her pillows reading and Jack always likes to be all up in the mommies business, so he was sitting there all looking at me. He got a little too close a couple times and I pulled the ole whack, whack on his nose. When is he gonna realize I really don't like him? I growl at him all the time when he just looks at me, you'd think he'd get it by now!
Well, gotta go hide from that Lunatic kitty, I hear her getting into stuff, so now's my chance!

Naughty Kitty

Boy that Luna is always in trouble. Makin noise, eatin the dog's food, banging the cupboard doors. She's a little pest most the time, but we have fun wrestling and scratching each other up.
Lately the mommies keep tossing her out of the bed cuz she's too noisy. Not like me, I just purr all quiet and stalk around all stealth.
But it's ok when Luna's naughty, cuz then I'm the good kitty by default!
That damn dog still tries to sniff & lick me all the time though. But that's ok cuz I sniff him when he's tired or not paying attention. So I guess I'm kinda used to his doggie smell, like it or not, I guess he's not going anywhere. Sigh.

New Kitty

Well she finally wore me down. I guess having another kitty in the house isn't so bad. She's fun to chase and beat up. And she thinks it’s a game! She just rolls over and swings her paws at me! I can take out all my anger from that stupid dog out on her. The only thing I don't like is that we get shut out in the living room because she keeps the mommies up all night tearing out the bottom of the box springs and teasing Jack. I like sleeping inside the bed at night!
Luna does such naughty things that I would never do! So it's fun to watch her because she's the one that gets in trouble!
Well Luna wants to "play". Catch ya later!

Horrible Mommies

Well just when things seemed to be settled down my mommies decided to bring home a little grey kitten. I am not too sure about her, but I do enjoy stealing her kitten food. I am going to have to share my toys, my litter box and my mommies. I don't know about that. But who knows maybe this new kittie will take Jack's attention away from me. Cause I sure don't like him. We'll just have to wait and see. I guess I'll go find some place to hide from this new thing in our house.

A Night With Out Jack (As Usual)

Last night was great! Jack was in his crate and usual. The only time I can roam the house with out fear of him jumping on me, looking at me or smelling me. Around 6:00 am I got hungry but I couldn't get my mommy Kym to feed me no matter how much I stared at her while she slept. I did manage to wake her up a few time by dropping her cell phone on the ground but she just pushed me away and moved the phone where I couldn't reach it. Finally around 7:50 she woke up to feed me. After I ate I went I watched the fish eat and again tried to figure out how I can get to them with out getting wet. After that I took my morning nap. For some reason my mommy Kym wasn't too happy about that. Today I plan to sleep, scratch my rugs in the kitchen when nobody is home and eat the house plants. That's what they get for bringing that dog into the house. He is fun to watch but I hate it when harrasses me. I hiss and growl but he just doesn't get it! Well off to make more trouble.