The Writings of the Divine Miss P.

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Still Yummy

January 11th 2013 3:37 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. Mother must be getting old and confused. She fed me Kovo's diet food today. Not once but twice! Canned for breakfast and dry for dinner. Oh my.

I remember when I used to eat this food when I was on a diet a few years ago. Even though I know I was given it by mistake, that diet food is still mucho yummy. Yummy yum yum!

Ooooooo, its been getting milder each day this week. Most of the snow is gone except for places where it was put into piles. It would be really cool if winter would leave early but I don't think it will. Oh my no.

Later kitties!


Slim and Trim

January 9th 2013 3:11 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. Mother says she thinks my stinky little bro, Kovo, has lost the weight he was supposed to. She says his little pot belly seems to be gone. Well, I guess she's probably right. Ever since Kovo got his poodle cut you can see everything. And I mean - EVERYTHING. Oh my yes.

Soooooo, if he's doing fine with his weight, why did mother pick up some more special diet food yesterday? Does she have another chubby cat somewhere? Whoever could that be???? Darned if I know...

Later kitties!


Make-Up Time

December 29th 2012 2:59 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. Mother Nature is making up big time for last year when she forgot to send us winter. Winter's just a week old but already we've had two snowstorms that left behind more snow than we got all last year.
Oh my. I don't really care 'cause I don't have to go outside but I do have to put up with mother's whining about it. *SIGH*

I hope everybody had a pawsome Christmas. We had our typically quiet one. Mother sustained 2nd degree burns to her hand after making pasta sauce on Christmas Eve. We all got our special meals on Christmas Day. Sully seems to be terrified still of Kovo, ever since he got his poodle cut. Kovo's been pouting 'cause he's still practically nekkid and because mother has been calling him her "little poodle-doo". I'd be totally embarassed too, if I was Kovo. So yes, everything is normal at our house this holiday season.

I'll be piping in the New Year soon and I can't wait! EEEeeeee!!! Get yer piper on, everycat!

Later kitties!


Happy Birthday, Boogers!

December 23rd 2012 6:30 am
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Oh my oh my oh my. It's my bestest bestie's, EVIL *Boogers*, birthday today!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, handsome!!!

It's also Boogers' Gotcha Day today, too. A double dose of excitement!
Happy Gotcha Day, Boogers!

Ooooooo, I hope you'll all drop by my bestie's page and leave him some treats. FOOD is that boys favourite thing. Oh my yes.


Later kitties!


OMC! Prezzies From EVIL Murray & Family!!

December 21st 2012 1:34 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. The mailman dropped off a lovely little box at our house today. It contained wonderful Christmas prezzies ALL FOR ME!! Even though the card said the prezzies were for "Pansy, Sully & Kovo" I know that was a mistake. Oh my yes.

Our pals, Murray, Willie, Pearl, Cindy Lou, & Muffy from New York sent ME FOUR cans of Wellness Chicken and Herring, ONE can of Wellness Turkey and ONE pouch of Wellness Healthy Indulgence Turkey & Chicken and a cute card, too!!! OMC! I'm drooling!!! OMC!!! EEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Christmas Prezzies from Murray & Family

Now, just because the Turkey is Sully's favorite food and just because Kovo loves the Turkey & Chicken Healthy Indulgence (which is about the only wet food he can eat with his smushy face and all) means NOTHING. I just know that ALL that food was meant for ME and ME ALONE no matter what! OMC!! I'm such a lucky, as well as oh-so-beautiful, girl and I deserve everything! Oh my yes.


Later kitties!


OMC!!! Mother Got A Poodle!

December 3rd 2012 2:19 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. Mother got rid of Kovo today. She took him to the vet early this morning and late this afternoon she brought home a new poodle to replace him. Holy Catnip!!!

I've named our new poodle, FiFi. FiFi smells as stinky as Kovo did and I don't think I'm gonna like this poodle any more than I did Kovo. We shall see.

You can see FiFi, our new poodle, here:



Later kitties!


Break Out Those Christmas Rosies!

November 27th 2012 1:51 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. Let's get a move on, HQ, and get those Christmas rosies in the Gift Shop!

My little bro, Kovo, insisted on a nutcracker theme this year for Christmas so I've made him a nutcracker Christmas page. I've also turned myself, my bros and some of our pals into Christmas nutcrackers too. So, HQ, get those rosies out. They're gonna be the delivery system for sending my pals their nutcracker selves, whether they want them or not.

Later kitties!


Up For Adoption!

November 24th 2012 3:17 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. Mother was at the pet store today and she did a double take when she saw a kitty that was in a cage there. It was me! Well, she looked sooooo much like me.

This store lends space to various rescue groups and to the city pound on a rotational basis to help with cat adoptions. The little tux that looked like me was from the pound. The sign said she was 2 months old but mother said she looked more like she was 4 or 5 months. She was the very image of me including the white smudge on my lip, with the same colour eyes and the same facial expression that displayed attitude. What? Me? Attitude??? The only difference was the colour of her paw pads. I have very feminine pink pads. This kitty had boyish black ones. I bet *Ashlynne* has black paw pads too. *giggles*

Speaking of that old show girl, this little tux had the most pretentious name, too. She was called "Charmaine". Oh my. So hoity-toity!

Of course mother had to be cruel about this whole business. She said that I'd better be a good girl or she'd sneak me into the pet store and switch me with Charmaine. *GASP*!!! Well, as nasty as that remark was, I guess I should be grateful she didn't bring Charmaine home. Oh my.

Later kitties!


That Show Girl Smile

November 6th 2012 1:59 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. I had my choppers cleaned today. I'm totally smoochable, boys, with my minty fresh breath and pearly white show girl smile. Come up and see me some time. Make that real soon, boys!

Oh my. Mother asked my regular vet, who was in today, about the mystery note in my file that caused the other vet to cancel my appointment last week. As soon as he explained it in English mother remembered the problem I had last year with my catheter coming out. It was not my fault! The sedative the vet used last year didn't knock me completely out so he just made a note in my file to use a different one this year. I guess the other vet didn't understand what he wrote in his doctor-ese, decided to err on the side of caution and postponed my appointment. That was fine with me and mother. Oh my yes!

My regular vet had to leave early today so another vet had to discharge me. She was particularly EVIL. First of all her first name is Ashley which is too close to the name "Ashlynne" for comfort. But what's worse is: she said I shouldn't be fed until 8 PM and that I should only get a half of my normal amount for dinner. OMC!!!! THAT IS CRUEL! I haven't eaten since yesterday evening. OOooooooooo, my poor empty tummy......

Well, I guess I'll go and pout.

Later kitties!


Dodged Two Bullets

October 30th 2012 1:34 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. What a storm last night! The rain was pouring and the wind was the worst it's ever been here in decades. I was worried, oh my yes, but I was able to sleep through it.

Mother went out this morning as soon as it was light enough to see the damage. Except there really wasn't any around our place or in the immediate neighbourhood. Lots of small tree branches had fallen but that was about it. There was a fatality, lots of power outages, trees downed causing lots of property damage elsewhere in the city but nothing where we are. Even our power didn't go out. Holy Catnip! That's a miracle!

That was nothing, though, compared to the BIG bullet I just dodged. Oh my. I was supposed to have my teeth cleaned tomorrow but the appointment just got canceled. My regular vet is away this week and the one who was gonna take his place tomorrow called mother to tell her that my regular doc had left a note about my anesthetic that he didn't understand. My regular vet never discussed anything about it with mother so she doesn't know what his note means either. SO... my appointment for tomorrow is cancelled until next week when my regular vet will be back. Yay! And he's got some splainin' to do.

Say, do any of you kitties know anything about New Mexico being closed?
Oh my.

Later kitties!

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