October 15th 2006 7:13 am
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I figured it out; I am brilliant; I am AMAZING! At first I thought tails were just for other people to bite... you know like Capt. Morgan's exists mainly to be biten by ME!... But then yesterday morning I realized that that squiggly long snake of a thing on my rump is really there for ME to chew on! I can pounce on it and nurse on it and chase it around in a circle... and no one objects! Mom and Dad even cheer me on, and get that flashy thing [the camera]. Which, by the way, does not taste too good.
But thats it! mystery solved! I, the SPARKMAN, am amazingly brilliant and gifted. WOW! Gotta go bite Moose's tail now, just to be fair.