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Ten Things about Myself You Didn't Know

December 1st 2009 10:34 am
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Hi I was tagged by my pal Buster and now I am tagging you!

List 10 questions that tell a little bit about Yourself. If you read this you have been tagged! Have fun!

1. What is the color of your collar?
It's pink and purple with 2 tags! I don't wear it all the time just when I leave the house. I don't like the noise it makes- jingle jingle!

2. What kind of food do you like?
Wellness Health Indulgence, only Turkey and Duck and my Royal Canin kibble

3.What are your favorite treats?
I don't get treats very often. A girl has to watch her figure!

4. Do you have a Valentine or a significant other?
I like Dirty Harry a WHOLE lot!

5. Do you get table scraps?
No table scraps for this kitty!

6. What is your favorite toy?
I have a feather wand that my Mom plays with me!

7. When is your Birthday?
October 4th

8. How many times a day do you eat?
All day long, but I DO watch what I eat.

9. Do you have a favorite color?
Yes it's purple!

10. Do you hope all your pals put this in their diary?
Yes, I do

If you are reading this and want to play, You have been tagged!!

 

Oh you know it! I've been tagged!

November 19th 2009 7:52 am
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My friend Kitt Carson Bush has just tagged me. I am to name what Ice Cream Flavor I would be, if I was Ice Cream.
I love vanilla, smooth, rich and delicious! Can I have an AMEN!

 

I, yes Me, Tessa has a Job Description!

February 15th 2009 5:01 pm
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Job Description for Tessa

BATHROOMS - Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything. Just sit & stare.

DOORS - Do not allow any closed doors ... In any room. To get the door open, stand on hind legs & hammer with forepaws. Once door is opened, it's not necessary to use it. After you have ordered an outside door opened, stand half-way in & out & think about several things. This is particularly important during very cold weather, rain, snow, or mosquito season.

CHAIRS AND RUGS - If you have to throw up get to a white chair quickly. If you cannot manage in time, get to an Oriental rug. If there is no Oriental rug, shag is good. When throwing up on the carpet, make sure you back up while barfing so it's as long as a human's bare foot.

HAMPERING - If one of your humans is engaged in any activity, and the other is idle, stay with the busy one. This is called helping, otherwise known as hampering. Following are the rules for hampering:

When supervising cooking, sit just behind the left heel of the cook. You cannot be seen and thereby stand a better chance of being stepped on and then picked up and comforted.

For book readers, get in close under the chin, between eyes and book -- unless you can lie across the book itself.

When human is working at a Computer, desk, walk across keyboard, bat at mouse pointer on screen, and then lay in human's lap across arms, hampering typing in progress.

WALKING - As often as possible, dart quickly & as close as possible in front of the human, especially on stairs, when they have something in their arms, in the dark & when they first get up in the morning. This will help them practice their co-ordination skills.

BEDTIME - Always sleep on the human at night so they cannot move around.

LITTER BOX - When using the litter box, be sure to kick as much litter out of the box as possible. Humans love the feel of Kitty Litter between their toes.

HIDING - Every now and then, hide in a place where the humans cannot find you and do NOT come out for 3 to 4 hours under any circumstances. This will cause the humans to panic (which they love) thinking that you have run away or are lost. Once you do come out. . . The humans will cover you with love & kisses, and you probably will get a treat.

ONE LAST THOUGHT - Whenever possible, get close to a human, especially their face, then turn around and present your butt to them. . ... Humans love this, so do it often !

 

A Pet's Ten Commandments

January 16th 2009 5:41 pm
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A PET'S TEN
COMMANDMENTS...



1. My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Any separation from you is likely to be painful.
2. Give me time to understand what you want of me.
3. Place your trust in me. It is crucial for my well-being.
4. Don't be angry with me for long and don't lock me up as punishment. You have your work, your friends, your
entertainment, but I have only you.
5. Talk to me. Even if I don't understand your words, I do understand your voice when speaking to me.
6. Be aware that however you treat me, I will never forget it.
7. Before you hit me, before you strike me, remember
that I could hurt you, and yet, I choose not to bite you.
8. Before you scold me for being lazy or uncooperative,
ask yourself if something might be bothering me.
Perhaps I'm not getting the right food, I have been
in the sun too long, or my heart might be getting old or weak.
9. Please take care of me when I grow old. You too,
will grow old.
10. On the ultimate difficult journey, go with me
please. Never say you can't bear to watch. Don't
make me face this alone. Everything is easier for me
if you are there, because I love you so. ALWAYS!




~Take a moment today to thank God for your pets.
Enjoy and take good care of them. Life would be
a much duller, less joyful experience without
God's critters~
Now please pass this on to other pet owners. We
do not have to wait for Heaven, to be surrounded
by hope, love, and joyfulness.

 

My New Years' Resolutions!

December 30th 2008 6:22 pm
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My human will never let me eat her pet hamster, and I am at peace with that.

I will not puff my entire body to twice its size for no reason after my human has finished watching a horror movie.

I will not slurp fish food from the surface of the aquarium.

I must not help myself to Q-tips, and I must certainly not proceed to stuff them down the sink's drain.

I will not eat large numbers of assorted bugs, then come home and puke them up so the humans can see that I'm getting plenty of roughage.

I will not lean way over to drink out of the tub, fall in, and then pelt right for the box of clumping cat litter. (It took FOREVER to get the stuff out of my fur.)

I will not stand on the bathroom counter, stare down the hall, and growl at NOTHING after my human has finished watching The X-Files.

I will not use the bathtub to store live mice for late-night snacks.

I will not perch on my human's chest in the middle of the night and stare into her eyes until she wakes up.

We will not play Herd of Thundering Wildebeests Stampeding Across the Plains of the Serengeti over any humans' bed while they're trying to sleep.

Screaming at the can of food will not make it open itself.

I cannot leap through closed windows to catch birds outside. If I forget this and bonk my head on the window and fall behind the couch in my attempt, I will not get up and do the same thing again.

I will not assume the patio door is open when I race outside to chase leaves.

I will not intrude on my human's candle-lit bubble bath and singe my bottom.

I will not stick my paw into any container to see if there is something in it. If I do, I will not hiss and scratch when my human has to shave me to get the rubber cement out of my fur.

If I bite the cactus, it will bite back.

When it rains, it will be raining on all sides of the house. It is not necessary to check every door.

Birds do not come from the bird feeder. I will not knock it down and try to open it up to get the birds out.

The dog can see me coming when I stalk her. She can see me and will move out of the way when I pounce, letting me smash into floors and walls. That does not mean I should take it as a personal insult when my humans sit there and laugh.

I will not play "dead cat on the stairs" while people are trying to bring in groceries or laundry, or else one of these days, it will really come true.

When the humans play darts, I will not leap into the air and attempt to catch them.

I will not swat my human's head repeatedly when she's on the family room floor trying to do sit ups.

When my human is typing at the computer, her forearms are *not* a hammock.

Computer and TV screens do not exist to backlight my lovely tail.

I am a walking static generator. My human doesn't need my help installing a new board in her computer.

 

So thankful for my friends

November 17th 2008 6:26 pm
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#1, so thankful I have Catster to meet all my friends!
To be afforded the luxury to meet and become friends with so many wonderful cats and doggies and their Mommies and Daddies! How much more thankful can I be! Just be the best friend they could ever want!

 

Tagged by Cleo

June 27th 2008 11:06 am
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I've been tagged by Cleo. I have to name things in groups of 4.
Things I like:
1.) blue buffalo select dry food-Indoor formula
2.) my water fountain
3.) my feather wand
4.)my little rubber soccer ball
Things I dislike:
1.)being groomed
2.)water from a bowl
3.)human food
4.)being held

I tag the following:
Max (661517)
Lily (647722)
Freddie (793538)
George (756276)

 

I've been tagged by SIMON

June 14th 2008 10:59 am
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There are 5 things that I like:
1.) I love my food- it's Blue Buffalo select you can get at Petsmart! It's delicious
2.) I love my water fountain - you can get that at Petsmart too!
3.) I love to play with my little soccer ball- love to run and jump on it!
4.)I love my Meowmy to pet my stomach when I am on my back!
5.) I love to dance at the Kit Kat Club! I love to dance and love their music!
I have tagged:
Winnie the Pooh
Bear
Freddie Bear
Humphrey
Twixie

 

Ready for Spring

March 23rd 2008 7:37 pm
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I love the fresh breeze blowing through my fur. I love the chirps of little birdies! Oh to have the windows and doors open means I may soon be able to go outside for a walk. I walk on a harness and leash and love to be out in the Spring.

Spring Time

 

I've been tagged again - Now it's by Darwin

February 6th 2008 4:53 pm
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I am to write 7 facts about myself in my Diary and tag 7 other cats. Cats who are tagged post in their Diary the rules & their 7 pawsome facts. Then choose 7 cats to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to purr them a pmail that they have been tagged and to read your Diary, or, send them a fun Rosette announcing they've been tagged.

1.) I am a big girl - I weigh 13 pounds and am very long!

2.) I like only dry food no wet food for me

3.) I stand up and beg for Greenies

4.) I love to dance at pawties on Catster and on MySpace

5.) I have many kewl kitty friends that I sent Valentines Cards to.

6.) I beg for water from the faucet by meowing!

7.) I chase bugs and eat them!

 
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