The Lord of the Manor Speaks

You want to get me a WHAT???

July 2nd 2007 1:38 pm
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Oh my cat!

I heard Mommy talking to Daddy about an idea that I think is just terrible. She wants to buy something called a stroller, and then she wants to put me inside so I can't get out, and then she wants to parade up and down our neighborhood while pushing this thing with me inside.

Thankfully, Daddy came to my rescue and said it's a horrible idea. He said why not let me just go outside sometimes? Yeah, I love that idea! I used to be an indoor/oudoor cat, you see. I miss going outside! Ever since we moved to this new house almost a year ago, Mommy only lets me go on the porch where I can't get out. She even put up these special screens that I can't rip open like I used to and escape!

It seems like I want to have fun, and Daddy wants me to have fun, but not Mommy! They are trying to figure out how to give me some time outside, but safely, because I have been kind of naughty lately and they want me to make me happier.

Mommy said no to going outside, but wonders if Daddy might be right about me hating the stroller. So I still don't get to go out like I want to, but at least you won't be seeing me in any fancy cat carrier with wheels anytime soon!

Now, what exactly is a leash and harness? Does anyone know? Oh no.

 
 

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