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Showers!

September 19th 2011 6:09 am
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Meow,

I'm not talking about the kind we've been having outside lately. Rather I'm talking about the showers I've been receiving this morning. You see meowmy put up her Halloween decorations early and she has this garland on one of our patio doors. I decided that the garland would be fun to play with. Meowmy caught me and brought out the water bottle from the refrigerator and sprayed me. I went running. I tried playing with the garland again and once again I received a cold shower from the spray bottle. Now I'm hiding underneath the covers in meowmy's bed, hoping that I don't receive anymore cold showers. I'm just wondering how many other cats have been subjected to this kind of treatment? Don't you think it is a little harsh?

Colleen

 

All Set for Halloween!

September 16th 2011 1:20 pm
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Meow,

Believe it or not, I'm all set for Halloween. Yesterday I helped meowmy decorate and today I helped her decide what she was going to be when she hands out candy and I decided what I am going to be. Meowmy is going to be Sally from A Nightmare Before Christmas and I am going to be the cat from the movie. I know your probably thinking, but that cat was a black kitty. Well I may not be a black kitty, but I'm a gray kitty and in the dark I look pretty close to being a black kitty. I also have the green eyes like a lot of Halloween kitties have. Meowmy and I are going to look purrfect together. I wonder if the kiddies would like catnip treats? I couldn't imagine why not? What does everycat think we should hand out this year?

Colleen

 

Happy Anniversary Grandmaw and Grandpaw!

September 15th 2011 4:11 am
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Meow,

So meowmy tells me it's Grandmaw and Grandpaw's Anniversary today. Happy Anniversary to them. She also tells me that she is going over to their house tonight for a chicken pawty. You see they are ordering out from KFC. Where is my invite? Didn't they think about the fact that their grandcat loves chicken? That just seems to be the way it is around here. I always miss out on chicken pawties. Anymeow, I helped meowmy pick out a card and pawresent for them. I hope they like them.

Anymeow, I wish my Grandmaw and Grandpaw many more Happy Anniversaries!

Colleen

 

Hack, Hack! Surprise Meowmy!

September 14th 2011 11:02 am
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Meow,

Your heard right! I left meowmy a pawresent.

She went for a walk and I decided to go into my bedroom. I've been grooming myself a lot lately and all of a sudden I got this feeling to leave a flojectile for meowmy. Hack, Hack! I sure hope meowmy likes hairballs!

Colleen

 

Meowmy's Bed and Happy Bowls Pawt II

September 13th 2011 7:17 am
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Meow,

I've been spending a lot of time on my meowmy's bed lately. One of my favorite things to do is jump up on it and quietly sneak underneath the covers where it is all nice and warm and take a nice catnap. Sometimes the meowmy will be looking for me and she can't find me. Then she sees this lump in her bed and looks underneath and sure enough, here I am. I love to play tricks on meowmy.

Now onto this whole Happy Bowl business that my meowmy has been going on about lately. She keeps insisting that I finish what is in my bowl before she gives me more food. I'll come downstairs when meowmy is fixing herself breakfast and I will meow for food. Meowmy will say, "Now Colleen, you know you need to make that bowl of yours happy before I give you any treats or anymore food. Meowmy cannot afford to waste cat food." Meeeoooww! I really hate this whole Happy Bowl business. I think a kitty should get food and treats regardless if they have made a Happy Bowl.

Anymeow, I'm thinking of jumping into meowmy's bed, but furrst I'm going to have her inspect my bowl for happiness and if it is happy I will get more food.

Colleen

 

Happy Bowls!

September 9th 2011 8:17 am
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Meow,

So everycat is probably thinking I'm on a nip trip and imagining that my bowl is smiling and that it actually has feelings. Well not exactly. You see, a happy bowl is what meowmy calls it when I've finished all the food that has been put in my bowl. She's always telling me "Colleen, you have to make a happy bowl before you get anymore food." I don't think that is very fair though. When a kitty wants a treat, kitty should be able to have a treat or their bowl filled up a little more." One of meowmy's reasons behind this whole "Happy Bowl" thing is she says that if I leave any food in the bowl and she refills it with fresh food, that the food at the bottom will just go stale and that would be a waste of cat food which in turn for her equals a waste of money.

I tell you, humans can be so complicated at times can't they?

Colleen

 

Furrst Day of 3rd Grade According to A Cat!

September 1st 2011 6:37 am
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Meow,

I am 8 years old now and if I were a human I would be entering 3rd grade today. Since a lot of the human children are returning to school today, I thought I'd write about the furrst day of 3rd Grade from a cat's purrspective.

Anymeow, I wake up at 3 am in the morning and pounce on the human meowmy to get me some breakfast. Then around 7 am or so, I have to go catch the bus. Of course, catnip has to stay at home. If I was to be caught with catnip on the bus or at school I could get in big trouble. Around 8:15 or so, is check-in time at school. That is when we find out who our teacher will be for the year. I also forgot to mention that there is a list of things us cats need to take to school on the first day - 1 large bag of cat litter, 1 box or container of litter deodorizer, a case of bottled water as the school's water tastes terrible, and 2 bags of Meow Mix to be used for math class.

In third grade, us cats will study science, social studies, art, reading, music, gym, and math. In science we will start learning about the different body systems in a cat, in social studies we will learn about our ancestors and there will also be a geography component in which we will learn about where all the well known cat food stores are located. We will make art projects with our paws, in reading we will read cat themed novels and we will be required to read these books out loud to our pawrents and have them sign a slip saying we read them. In music class we will listen to cat themed bands and music. For gym we will play soccer and chase the red dot. In thrid grade math we will start to learn division and multiplication. We will be using the bags of Meow Mix to learn our multiplication and division. For the furrst day of school they will be serving tuna flavored Tiki Cat for lunch. Recess is always the best. Some of us girl cats like to go out and chase the boy cats and try to wrestle with them. For some reason the boy cats don't seem to like this too well.

School ends at 2:45 pm. Us kitties who take the bus get in a separate line from the kitties who don't. There is a special bell that rings for us bus kitties. We go out and find our bus. The driver reminds us to stay in our seats and not to meow to loud.

Purrsonally, I think 3rd grade sounds purrty pawsome!

Colleen

 

Turkey and Salmon Pawty Without Me!

August 17th 2011 5:57 am
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Meeeoooww!

I'm not a happy camper. You see yesterday meowmy had the nerve to make herself a turkey sandwich for lunch and she didn't share any turkey with me. Then she informs me that Grandmaw and Grandpaw are having Salmon Patties for dinner. Meowmy said that she wasn't going over though as she does not care for fish that much. Why couldn't meowmy have just dropped me off there? She said something about having to do a job yesterday afternoon, not having enough time to get me over there and she also said that there wouldn't be anything there that she liked. Still, I think she should have taken me over there for a salmon patty anyway. I guess I can look at the bright side, at least meowmy was out making some money so she can spoil me more.

Colleen

 

Big Relatives Born at the Milwaukee County Zoo!

August 12th 2011 6:19 am
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Meow,

Finally, some cat related news! I just saw on the news that three baby lions were born at the Milwaukee County Zoo. They are too little for the zoo keepers to determine their gender, so they have not been named yet. They are not viewable to the public yet, except for on camera from the nursery. They look very cute, but then again all of us cats are! I just wish the zoo would allow domestic cats in strollers in. I'd love to see my baby lion relatives up close when they let them out for public viewing in the future. Here is a link to the story if anycat is interested. There is a video along with the story. http://www.cbs58.com/news/local-news/Three-Baby-Lions-Born-a t-Milwaukee-County-Zoo-127558293.html?skipthumb=Y


Colle en

 

My Near Escape!

August 10th 2011 5:10 am
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Meow,

This morning meowmy noticed that some punky kids must have thrown a dirty diaper onto our patio. Meowmy went outside to clean it up and she was on the phone with Grandmaw when I decided to break free. I snuck out onto the patio and meowmy happened to catch me before I got away. Too bad she didn't let me stay outside. I would have loved to catch a birdie, baby rabbit, squirrel or chipmunk. Humans always have to take the fun away from us cats.

Colleen

 
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