Domestic Shorthair/Breed Unknown
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Home:Otley, Leeds, West Yorkshire, United Kingdom  [I have a diary!]  
Age: 15 Years   Sex: Female

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   Leave a treat for Madee

squiggy / mads /lumpety/Kuala Lumpy/FISH PIG!!!!

Kitty Complexion:
sleepyvery active
not curiousvery curious
not vocalvery vocal

Sun Sign:
Quick Bio:
-part feral

January 26th 2002

Black and White

Fish, Sudoku, watching rugby, snooker and cricket on TV...oh yeah & more fish.....

Vacuums, the motorbike next door and people....I HATE everyone except my human Mum & Dad!

Favorite Toy:
Mousey, carried around by mouth and no-one ever sees me do it!

Favorite Nap Spot:
Knees, tables, floor, laptop case, bed, guitar case, above computer monitor

Favorite Food:
Fish, fish,turkey & rice biscuits, chicken and fish and more fish with cream

I can fly, type, ride a bike, kill mailmen and break peoples ribs!


My name is Madee. My dad, mum & sister are all gentle and friendly. I am not like them. They don't live with me, they live over the river. They came to see me once and I hissed and spat at them all..... I HATE the mailman, all delivery men, the window cleaner and ANY visitors. I launch myself at the window every time they try to come to my house and I pull down the net curtains on a daily basis. When I go for my annual injections it takes 3 people to hold me down (And I can break the needle!) They even put me in a "crush box" to try and keep me still.....but it doesn't work! Ha! Ha! I can even scratch the vet through his protective gloves!! When they take me to the "cat hotel" the owners of the cattery call me "The Beast" I have never been badly treated but I think because my mum and dad are brother and sister and they were born on a farm that this may have made me "different" I LOVE my human mum and dad and I am NEVER nasty to them! PS If you like my page please will you sign my visitor's book?

Lives Remaining:
7 of 9

Forums Motto:
Me, the most important thing EVER!

The Groups I'm In:
!!Warrior Books Cats Clan!!, "Cobblestone Square", "WARRIORS": FORESTCLAN, ****#dogs and cats that start with M, CATS ON THEIR BACKS (PART TWO), CATS ON THEIR BACKS!, I'm Not Orange; But I Am Proud, MY DAD HAS GRAY/GREY HAIR, Bad Cats, Black and white cats, Black And White Units, BRIT KITS GROUP (DOGS WELCOME TOO), Brusselball, Cats Underfoot, CATSTERHOLICS!!!, CHICKEN, I love Cookie!, I'm the only one, Mixed Breed Cats, Monster kitties, Navin and Buds, Occlumency 101, The Black and White Ankle Biters, The IN-YOUR-FACE Kind of Cats., The Pampered kitty's group, The Saved Kitty Club, Tuxedo Cats Rock...The World, ^^^^Cool, ♥♥The Physco Cats of North America♥♥

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
Her Noble Excellency Madee (dare You Touch Me?) the Imposing of Lower Wombleshire
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What celebrity would your pet be? I'm Amy Winehouse! Find out at

I've Been On Catster Since:
March 10th 2006 More than 10 years!

Rosette, Star and Special Gift History

Catster Id:

Meet my family
Lion (1984 -
10 Sept 01)
Tetley (1984 -
1995) England
Sam (murdered)
1976 - 1980
Tetley 1981 to
us on 2 Oct

Meet my Feline Friends
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I'm trying to be the badest cat in Britain!

Can I have my teeth back please?

May 21st 2009 8:12 am
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I have just lost ELEVEN teeth!!!!

Last Tuesday my mum and dad took me for my booster shot for cat flu. The new cat hospital that I go to insisted that I get a full check up so they put me to sleep for a while because I wouldn't let them touch me...Ha! Ha! Took them ages to get that needle into me...(I'm so naughty.......Only mum and dad touch me! No one else!!!!!) I woke up last Tuesday afternoon to all the matted fur on my back shaved off.....and all the fur around my tail gone...(Yes, I am very dirty I know.... but I'm a bit overweight and can't clean myself)

Anyway this Tuesday they took me back AGAIN to the cat hospital and they managed to put me to sleep whilst they did some dental work on me.....then they took out ELEVEN of my teeth....The top ones were all bad and the bottom ones were growing in strange directions and digging into my gums......Mum and Dad had no idea that I had dental problems because my breath didn't smell bad.

I am in a very sorry state but....I am now walking in a straight line and not falling over...... ..and I'm really getting loads of sympathy.....

Oh yeah and they trimmed my BIG claws and they now are normal size!


I hate them!
Spit Hiss


TAG! You're it!

May 22nd 2007 10:51 am
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Our favourite Tiny Krazy tagged me for this meme.

Here are the rules ...

Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Cats who are tagged need to write their own diary entry about the seven things and the rules.

You need to choose seven cats/dogs to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to leave them a comment that they have been tagged and to read your diary!

My seven random facts:

1. I love my dad's knee.
2. I dislike strangers who enter my home!
3. I HATE being sent to the cattery (How dare they leave me!)
4. I love fish from the local "chippy"! (Fish and Chip shop!)
5. I have 8 beds all over my house......(and two outside)
6. I "talk" a lot.....especially when they are watching TV!
7. I demand to be hand fed "bickies" every morning (I WILL NOT eat biscuits out of a dish)

I tag the following cats on Catster:-

1. Bruce (The Boss) (181778)
2. Casper (397897)
3. Moochy (398034)
4. CNN (346948)...Bob! You are let off because of the bunny ears episode on Sunday!
5. Rollie (533770) Check this baby out...She falls asleep in her food bowl and snores!!!!!!!!!
6. Buttons (470620)
7. Cletus Smith (292969)

.....Just a bit of fun!




April 30th 2007 3:44 pm
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Well, I can't see it! I went to the top of the house and looked out of the window....What does Cally-Four-Nia look like????? Mum says Cally-Four-Nia is where Bob and CNN live but I can't see it out of MY window!!

We got a parcel from Bob (346942) and CNN (346948) Inside the parcel was a present especially for me!! It was two cat cubes (They don't sell cat cubes in the UK, so mum and dad had never seen them before!!)

Well, these cat cubes are brilliant!!! You can hide inside them, go to sleep in them, put your toys in them and swipe people's legs as they go passed you....Tee! Hee! And these cubes have come from Cally-Four-Nia to England in a plane.....(I don't know what a plane is either....!) Bob and CNN's mum sent them to me as my mum and their mum have been talking to each other. Their mum's human son came to England a few weeks ago (He's called Tom and he came with his school to show everyone in the UK how well their school band can play!) Mum went to see him in York and they had a photo taken together!!!

Catster is brilliant!! Without it, my mum would have never got to know Bob and CNN's mum (My mum is called Jane and their mom is called Jane too! They are nearly the same mum is just a bit older than USA Jane, they even have the same colour hair, they both had Japanese visitors at Christmas, they even share the same family surname going back a generation!!.......there is lots more about them that is similar......It's really spooky!!!)


Does anyone else have a story they would like to share about friendships created by Catster??


PS Maybe I can see Cally-Four-Nia though the other bedroom window?

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