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Bitter Sweet Day

April 27th 2011 3:55 pm
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Today started off great. I am a DDP again, thank you diary gal and thank you all for your comments and gifts.
We checked the purr forum as usual, to find that Sable was helped to the bridge after having been bitten by a snake.
Norman is very poorly and then we read the sad news of Boxie Brown. Its just so sad. All our love and purrs are with all those going through this sad time and those who are also ill on the list.
Tink heart has set up a candle page for Boxie, the link is in the purrs thread. Please stop by and light a candle and be there for his mom as Boxie has been there for a lot of us.
Also stop by the purrs thread and send purrs to all those that are ill.
We posted a poem on Circles page.

If any of you are in need of a smile, here are some more Cat Physics.


Law of Cat Embarrassment
A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.

Law of Cat Gravitation
A cat's gravitational pull (i.e. weight) will vary upward in direct proportion to the desire of the human to move the cat.

Law of Cat Inertia
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.

Law of Cat Invisibility
Cats think that if they can't see you, then you can't see them.

Law of Cat Landing
A cat will always land in the softest place possible.

Law of The Catfather
He will make you an offer you cant refuse.

Purr hard today as your friends need you.

 

Sour-puss

April 26th 2011 4:00 pm
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I have been a sour-puss today. Everyone seems to be getting on my whiskers. went outside for some peace and quiet only to have Boo and Ziggy running and bouncing around trying to catch bugs. I go inside and Thai and Cairo were chasing each other around and the twins were joining in. I felt like packing my bags and going on vacation, only I realised I don't have any bags to pack or where I would go. So I decided to stay put, after all, I get free, regular meals, soft, warm beds, lots of fuss and love and someone to open doors for me, what more could I want.......PEACE and QUIET once in a while!!!!!
Dont forget Vern is having another auction to help raise funds for his expensive tests he needs to have done. Mom will be donating a couple of the charms she makes.
Check out his page for a link http://www.catster.com/cats/1158224

Cat Physics

Law of Bag / Box Occupancy
All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.

Law of Cat Acceleration
A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until he gets good and ready to stop.

Law of Cat Composition
A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.

Law of Cat Disinterest
A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.

Law of Cat Elongation
A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it.

Law of the Catfather
Behave or else!!

 

Bank holiday

April 25th 2011 3:47 pm
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An other day off for some moms and dads.
We had another lazy day today, the weather is still fine.
I hope all you kitties didnt over do it over Easter, couse you could end up with a mouse pouch like The Catfathers. Its nice to see he is almost accepting the fact he has a mouse pouch! We think the box makes you look thin!! *snigger*


Ten Things A Cat Thinks About

I could have sworn I heard the can opener.

Is there something I'm not getting when humans make noise with their mouths?

Why doesn't the government do something about dogs?

I wonder if Morris really liked 9-Lives, or did he have an ulterior motive?

Hmmm ... If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can't we cats ever get these stupid dogs to do anything for us?

This looks like a good spot for a nap.

Hey, no kidding, I'm sure that's the can opener.

Would humans have built a vast and complex civilization of their own if we cats handn't given them a reason to invent sofas and can openers in the first place?

If there's a God, how can He allow neutering/spaying?

If that really was the can opener, I'll play finicky just to let them know who's boss!

Stay safe and keep purring.

 

Its Easter

April 24th 2011 5:15 pm
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Well, thank guys for your support yesterday. Its at times like that you know who your friends are!!!! Im so pleased you all had a good laugh at my expense.
By the way, have any of you seen Blizzards new pics? the one where hes SQUEEZED into a box.....and he says he hasn't got a mouse pouch!!!! I rest my case! and while you're there, check out the new addition to the family, shes very sweet.
We have had a nice day, no sign of the PINK bunny ears, hopefully the Easter bunny was looking for them and took them with him. We got treats and toys and chicken for supper. The weather has been a lovely sunny spring day. What more could we ask for.

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house? Because she heard fowl language!
Why did the cat join the Red Cross? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!
Why did the cat put oil on the mouse? Because it squeaked.
Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge? Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!
Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark!
Why did the cat sleep under the car? Because she wanted to wake up oily!
Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats? Because each of them was guilty of purrjury.
Why did the litter of communist kittens become capitalists? Because they finally opened their eyes.
Why do cats chase birds? For a lark!
Why do people love cats? Because they are purrrrr-fect!
Why do tomcats fight? Because they like raising a stink!
Why do you always find the cat in the last place you look? Because you stop looking after you find it.
Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was some money in the kitty!
Why is the cat so grouchy? Because he's in a bad mewd.
Why was the cat so small? Because it only drank condensed milk!

Happy Easter Everyone.

 

Humiliation!!

April 23rd 2011 3:41 pm
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*hangs head in shame*
The catfather is going to have a field day now!
ME wearing PINK BUNNY EARS!!! Thats my street cred down the pan. I cant believe mon did this to me, I was half a sleep at the time, I just didnt stand a chance. I am so embarrassed. She got Boo as well, us boys in pink ears. I am going to need my identity and appearance changed and go into kit-ness protection.
Its Ziggys 3rd birthday today and we got chicken for supper as a treat. (probably to sweeten us up before she stuck PINK ears on us).
Oh, the Humiliation!

What's happening when you hear "woof... splat... meow... splat?" It's raining cats and dogs.
What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have? A catastrophe!
What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxi cabs!
When the cat's away....? The house smells better!
Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? The retail store.
Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can't? Your lap.
Which is the cats' all-time favorite song? "Three Blind Mice."
Which side of a cat has more hair? The outside, of course!
Who helped Cinderella's cat go to the ball? Her furry godmother!
Who was the most powerful cat in China? Chairman Miaow!
Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning? Because they're let out in the evening and taken in in the morning!
Why are cats better than babies? Because you only have to change a litter box once a day.
Why are cats such good singers? Because they're very mewsical.
Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? For kitty littering.
Why did the cat cross the road? It was the chicken's day off!


When you sleep, keep one eye open, you never know when someone is going to creep up with PINK BUNNY EARS!!!

 

Good Friday

April 22nd 2011 3:59 pm
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I hope everyone has had a good friday. Its been very peaceful here, no noise from next door, yay! The weather has been a bit strange, its been a bit humid here, very little sun but we had some heavy showers so we haven't been out much.
Mom has been trying to get us to wear PINK bunny ears and take photos of us but she hasnt managed it yet. PINK!!!!come on, its a bit sissy for me, I have street cred to keep up. Thai tried to hide them but mom caught him dragging them away and has put them out of the way.
I hope the Catfather has eaten too many chocolate mousicles!!
Now something a bit different.

The creation of the cat.

On the first day of creation, God created the cat.
On the second day, God created man to serve the cat.

On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat.

On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the cat.

On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that the cat might or might not play with it.

On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and the man broke.

On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to scoop the litterbox.

Take it easy and dont forget your nightly purrs.

 

Lazy Day

April 21st 2011 4:19 pm
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I have had a very lazy day. Haven't been out much because the idiot next door has been drilling, banging and sawing outside and all the noise frightens us, so we stay in. It got so bad, mom had to go over to aunty moms for some piece and quiet. The problem is, he will be at it all over Easter, he always is when he is off work, its a nightmare.
Mom found me a new stick but I havent taken much notice of it.
We have had the yellow thing up in the sky again today, I hope the Catfathers mousicles havent melted!

What is a favorite cat tale? The Tortoiseshell and the Hair!
What is a French cat's favorite pudding? Chocolate mouse!
What is another name for a cat's home? A scratch pad.
What is another way to describe a cat? A heat seeking missile!
What is the best award a cat can earn? The Purr-litzer prize.
What is the cat's favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
What is the cat's favorite TV show? The evening mews!
What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.
What is the name of the unauthorized autobiography of the cat? Hiss and Tell.
What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea? A catameringue!
What kind of cat should you take into the desert? A first aid kitty!
What kind of cat will keep your grass short? A lawn meower.
What kind of cats purrs the best? Purrrrr-sians!
What looks like half a cat? The other half!
What newspapers do cats read? The Daily Mews!
What side of the cat has the most fur? The OUT-side.
What sport do cats play? Hairball!
What time is it when 12 cats chase a mouse? 12 after 1!
What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws? An acrocat!
What would you call a cat that likes to dig on the beach? Sandy Claws.
What's a cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse! (I wonder if the Catfathers mousicles are chocolate?)

Keep on purring

 

apology

April 20th 2011 4:04 pm
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Mom says I have too say sorry for my last entry.
I am sorry for going on about how nice our weather has been when many cats have been having terrible weather and those tornado things, I have been insensitive.
Anyway, I think I know what my dad dreams about when sleeping......Catching flies! Its true, I heard mom tell him last night. He was sleeping with his mouth open and making strange noises. Mom hit him over the head with a pillow and told him to shut his mouth as he was catching flies again.
I have been out under the blue sky with the yellow thing up there as well, I couldn't find sticky anywhere, I came in and found stickys head in one of our cat beds!!!!! I think the catfather in the bear suit did pay me a visit the other night. Now I have to find a new friend to play with.

What does a cat call a bowl of mice? A purrfect meal!
What does a cat call a bowlful of mice? A purrr-fect meal!
What does a cat do when it gets mad? It has a hissy fit.
What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone.
What does a cat that lives near the beach have in common with Christmas? Sandy Claws.
What does a sour puss eat? Crab meat!
What drinks milk, meows, and has eight legs? An octo-puss!
What grade did the cat get on his test? He got a Purrrr-fect score!
What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool? She had mittens!
What happened when the cat went to the flea circus? He stole the whole show!
What happens when two cats want the same dish of food? They get into a phsssssst fight!
What has more lives than a cat? A frog - it croaks all the time!
What is a cat's favorite car? The Catillac.
What is a cat's favorite color? Purrrrrrrple!
What is a cat's favorite movie? "The Sound of Mewsic."
What is a cat's favorite party game? Mews-ical chairs!
What is a cat's favorite song? Three Blind Mice
What is a cat's favorite subject in school? HISStory.
What is a cat's way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.
What is a favorite cat tale? The Tortoiseshell and the Hair!

One for blizzard...what does blizzard keep in his mouse pouch???? Mousicles.
Get it? blizzard, snow, ice, icicles, Mousicles. MOL!!

Keep purring guys. Still plenty need the power of the purr.

 

Hot,hot,hot.

April 19th 2011 4:06 pm
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*Dances around with paws in the air and singing* "feeling hot hot hot"
oops *blushes*
Sorry folks, its been another warm sunny day here and I think the sun has gone to my head.
Well, no bad dreams of bears or Catfathers in suits last night, all was quiet.
As I said it been so warm today, I got to pondering again.
What do humans dream about?
What secrets are in the places we arnt allowed to get to?
If all cats had thumbs, could we rule the world?
What does the catfather keep in his mouse pouch?
Why do our moms and dads go through so many clothes, when we have just one jacket for all seasons.
Whats with this political correctness?

Politically Correct Cat Definitions


The cat does not barf hairballs; he is a floor/rug redecorator.
The cat does not break things; she helps gravity do its job.
The cat does not fear dogs; they are merely sprint practice tools.
The cat does not gobble; she eats with alacrity.
The cat does not scratch; he is a furniture/rug/skin ventilator.
The cat does not yowl; he is singing off-key.
The cat is not a "shedding machine;" she is a hair relocation stylist.
The cat is not a "treat-seeking missile;" she enjoys the proximity of food.
The cat is not a bed hog; he is a mattress appreciator.
The cat is not a chatterbox; she is advising me on what to do next.
The cat is not a dope addict; she is catnip appreciative.
The cat is not a lap fungus; he is bed selective.
The cat is not a pest; she is attention deprived.
The cat is not a ruthless hunter; she is a wildlife control expert.
The cat is not evil; she is badness enhanced.
The cat is not fat; he is mass enhanced. (one for the Catfather)
The cat is not lazy; he is motivationally challenged.
The cat is not underfoot; she is shepherding me to the next destination, the food dish.

Please take time out to purr for those that have passed to the bridge recently, there have been a few.

 

Strange happenings are afoot, Dr Watson!

April 18th 2011 3:35 pm
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Boy, has it been warm here today. We have been out trying to catch bugs today and then soaking up the warmth. Its been Bliss.
I had a bad dream last night! Mom heard me wake up crying. I dreamt I was being chased by a bear!!!! I think thats what it was, I have never seen one before, it was big and brown with huge teeth and real scary looking (could have been the Catfather in a suit!) For cats sake, I live in the far south west of the uk, the biggest wild animal thats going to chase me is a fox!!
Tonight there is clear skies and a huge full moon, and I fear strange happenings are afoot!! Sylvester is sleeping on the sink drainer (comfy), Cairo is cuddled up with Gizmo (they dont get on, strange) Timmy is curled up with his mom, Tilly (havent taken notice of each other for months), the computer keyboard is playing up ( taking ages to write anything) and, and sticky has disappeared!! What next? a werewolf walking down the street or worse .....The Catfather swinging his holster!!!
Mom is still trying to catch up with thanking everyone for their gifts to Pootle, Gizmo and Sprocket, but the stream of words coming from her when trying to use the keyboard, I wouldn't hold your breath.

Purrch: any favored feline napping spot.
Purrchase: anything bought for a cat.
Purrfume: the scent of an open can of tuna.
Purrgatory: a houseful of kittens.
Purrmission: a feline hunting expedition.
Purrpetual: everlasting feline love.
Purrplex: a house with two or more cats.
Purrson: a male kitten.
Purrsuit: the garment your shedding cat rubs against just as you are leaving home to go to an important meeting.
Purrverse: a poem about a wicked kitty.
Tooraloorailurophobia: an irrational fear of Irish cats.
Tuner: sonar-like device in cat food that causes cats to appear.
Yawn: a cat's honest opinion openly expressed.

Dont forget your nightly purrs!

 
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